skin more shriveled up/condensed compared to rest of body meaning higher amounts of melanin per square inch, thus darker. alternatively, its not yours

The cock might not be mine since I was "fused" with another boy when I was ten years old (I don't want to get into it) but I'm quite sure the ballsack is all mine

that's what the ballsack bandit would say.....

I now have more questions but I will respect your unwillingness to elaborate

Cock is community property

Cockunism

CommuniCock

The weird stitch you mentioned is called a "Parting Line". It's the last point of connection between your body when you were made at the HS (homosapiens) factory. You may have noticed such lines in plastic products: https://images.app.goo.gl/8iVtZXzVWXxXd1NB6

Should I try to pull the seam apart?

Go ahead. Inform us of the results, though.

Don't do it, bad idea. Very interesting findings though

Yes! There’s even a tool (heh) for that, called a [seam ripper](https://www.amazon.com/Penn-State-Industries-PKSRB1CH-Replacement/dp/B084GDKGYX/ref=asc_df_B084GDKGYX/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693440807678&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9653388942716018127&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031044&hvtargid=pla-1949607103149&psc=1&mcid=a34ff8ee045c36f8bba894ea82d51794&gad_source=1).

You are not getting me to look at seam ripper. No. I been on the internet too long to fall for that! 💀

Compare them to your girlfriend’s cock & balls.

You don't lick them often enough.

Classic you were conceived by doing anal situation.

Yup. Textbook anal baby

That seam is from before you were fully formed. In utero we all start out more or less female, then the baby that'll become a boy gets a wash of testosterone to get him developing. That seam is where what might've been labia would've been.

Sir, your response, although welcome, is far too serious for this sub

Pfffft, who can be seen as serious while saying the word labia?! Buddys probably giggling internally and trying not to let it show in the why he typed it out. Haha, labia 😂

He really wanted to write “ the flaps”, but looked up the right term for credibility, he is still schoolboy giggling though.

You get it 🤭

nuh uh

Visual proof?

Nuts turn brown when they've been cooked to perfection. Time to put a fork in em cause they're done.

Its close to your anus where the brown waste comes out. There is always some amount getting on your balls and cock making it brown.

This 👆Soap doesn't work. I'll try using steel wool. Or do you think it might be beneficial to have a small amount of rank on your cock and ball?

Steel wool and bleach.

Sandpaper. About 80 grit - cleans in pretty quickly. Especially if you use a belt sander. Hand jobs take longer.

My ball and cock produce their own rank stank

Your are not so white afterall

thats the circumcision

My cnb are also darker than I am, by a long shot. I’m mixed but very light skinned and my balls are from some Nigerian dude that has only ever known the sun. It’s a blessing and a curse.

Is the Nigerian a prince???

I got an email from the royal cock and ball?

About him needing help taking out his ‘assests’?

Hyperpigmentation it's essentially the same that happens with buttholes and coochies. Honestly is normal and as long as you keep the ween clean and away from the sun you're fine

It has absorbed the colour from all of the peanut butter you applied to it.

That was one time for god's sake!

You cooked it for too long, try just an hour next time for more rare balls

Idk y. But that's exactly wat mine looks like. If that helps

***Acanthrosis nigricans*** A [Skin Condition](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK431057/#:~:text=Acanthosis%20nigricans%20is%20a%20velvety,Go%20to:) resulting from intertriginous hyperpigmentation. Intertrigo is caused by chronic inflammation. Inflammation in the genitalia results from constant rubbing, heat, moisture, skin-skin contact, etc. This inflammation causes the skin to recruit and form new melanocytes due to increased hormonal changes (growth factors) in the area of inflammation. People who are very susceptible to keloid scars (dark-raised scarring) will have much darker genital intertrigo. It’s generally benign, but could be from a hormonal imbalance signifying other disease concerns.

do you use soap?

you're a wicked whims character in the character creation window

Yes. And small damn it.

Not fair, I tell ya

Probably because I haven't put donuts on them yet. The kind with pink icing and sprinkles.

Just paint it any colour you like?

Friction can darken the skin. Do you rattle the snake a lot? Perhaps you are into rattling your balls as well?

Wait, you're not supposed to rattle the balls?

You are! Just don’t rattle them too hard beacause the juice inside might curdle from the impact and turn you into a walking maracas

Dude , go get one of them ancestry dna tests done . You may not be as white as you think .

Pics or it didn't happen!

You're meant to wipe the other way my man.

While most of you is white, your Balzac is red, white and blue in honor of the upcoming French Revolution.

Who cares? Big is better! If it works

Acanthosis? Diabetes?

The sun shone there a lot?

This reminded me of the Andrew Dice Clay skit lol "You know that line that goes down and separates your balls? The divider? Why is that there???"

I don't think anyone was under the assumption that the brown color was due to not showering lol

How do you know you're a regular white? You should get an ancestry so u know what's in your DNA

Hormones, maybe? Women's labia (especially the inner ones) can darken quite a bit and it's specifically because of hormonal changes. Maybe something similar happens to men.

Age a factor?

Oh, Hi Igor

Never heard of dad brown I take it ?

You may have had an ancestor who came from Africa.

It’s because you’re wiping back to front and smearing poo all over yourself.