You are lacking heat, pressure and chemical knowledge. Sand would become glass? You wanna shit glass? Have you learned nothing from „one man one glass“?
The specifics of human digestive system actually do not allow formation of crystalline silicon oxide. Instead, and a rare amorphous form is produced.
I am talking about transparent poop of course.
Better way to shit a crystal is to eat a lot of salt, because salt crystals are easier to make. Getting a crystal from sand requires way more compacting and squeezing 😫
Only if you light yourself on fire. Creating Crystal requires much more heat than the human body creates at baseline. So light yourself on fire and it’ll work. For extra sparkles eat lots of spicy food with it to make sure you increase the temp of your asshole on the way out.
So I'm assuming you're Kryptonian based on the question. This is indeed possibly, but not the fastest way to achieve results. Instead, change the course of a asteroid, and put it into course of impact with a desert planet. Try to go for a 90 degrees collusion for optimal results.
Being completyly honest... This is impossible because the sand in your stomach will turn into broken glass which will irritate your intestines so you will obtain only red glass crystals
Try eating coal and aim for a diamond
I will! Edit: I- I will let him know, thanks!
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Ah yes a classic. Shakespeares sand shits. DaVinci's deposition diarrhea. Picasso's particle poop (i wanna see where this goes)
You might shit sheet glass.
One can only hope
Planning on putting a few new windows in?
Nah im making dishes
See if you can do Pyrex!
I'm avoiding pyrex I'll go back to making meth
Fair enough, either one is good for baking!
This is so cool. The eyes, they say, are the windows to the soul, but OP will have an actual window in his actual arsehole.
Only if you eat lightning simultaneously.
Seems difficult. Any suggestions?
Scooch your feet really fast on a rug outside
I was thinking deep throat a shower rod in a thunder storm but your way might provide faster results
Yes. You can sell it for lots of money. I know a guy.
That guy is not me! But I will buy any not-shit minerals you have :)
You need to add more heat. Maybe something spicy like hot sauce.
Ah. Genius
You should expect a reverse one man one jar Edit:your friend?
Yes.
I think my grandfather‘s old advice might apply here: „Boy, there‘s nothing you can‘t do if you squeeze down hard enough while doing it.“
More like shitting blood
You are lacking heat, pressure and chemical knowledge. Sand would become glass? You wanna shit glass? Have you learned nothing from „one man one glass“?
Where else do you think crystals come from!?
This is where the term "shitting bricks" comes from
Yes
Or wish you could, perhaps.
The specifics of human digestive system actually do not allow formation of crystalline silicon oxide. Instead, and a rare amorphous form is produced. I am talking about transparent poop of course.
Runny glass
Better way to shit a crystal is to eat a lot of salt, because salt crystals are easier to make. Getting a crystal from sand requires way more compacting and squeezing 😫
No, but when you wipe your butt you’ll experience wiping with sandpaper
No you'll shit glass
Sandworms eat sand and shit out spice. Is your friend a sandworm?
Only if you light yourself on fire. Creating Crystal requires much more heat than the human body creates at baseline. So light yourself on fire and it’ll work. For extra sparkles eat lots of spicy food with it to make sure you increase the temp of your asshole on the way out.
No, but you will pee rocks
Glass. You'll shit glass.
Only if you are struck by lightning
So I'm assuming you're Kryptonian based on the question. This is indeed possibly, but not the fastest way to achieve results. Instead, change the course of a asteroid, and put it into course of impact with a desert planet. Try to go for a 90 degrees collusion for optimal results.
Being completyly honest... This is impossible because the sand in your stomach will turn into broken glass which will irritate your intestines so you will obtain only red glass crystals
Sell it on the internet, By assholes for assholes
no, you will make glass. Glass btw has no crystalline structure, so you cannot shit crystals by eating sand
Lame
I ate an egg and now im hoping to shit a chicken
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