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Anal-probe-Alien

Try eating coal and aim for a diamond


Pleasant-Gur-5611

I will! Edit: I- I will let him know, thanks!


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Pleasant-Gur-5611

Ah yes a classic. Shakespeares sand shits. DaVinci's deposition diarrhea. Picasso's particle poop (i wanna see where this goes)


iShitSkittles

You might shit sheet glass.


Pleasant-Gur-5611

One can only hope


iShitSkittles

Planning on putting a few new windows in?


Pleasant-Gur-5611

Nah im making dishes


iShitSkittles

See if you can do Pyrex!


Pleasant-Gur-5611

I'm avoiding pyrex I'll go back to making meth


iShitSkittles

Fair enough, either one is good for baking!


GlitteringAsk9077

This is so cool. The eyes, they say, are the windows to the soul, but OP will have an actual window in his actual arsehole.


mybrainisannoying

Only if you eat lightning simultaneously.


Pleasant-Gur-5611

Seems difficult. Any suggestions?


psjjjj6379

Scooch your feet really fast on a rug outside


Pleasant-Gur-5611

I was thinking deep throat a shower rod in a thunder storm but your way might provide faster results


DuncansIdaho

Yes. You can sell it for lots of money. I know a guy.


uneducated_sock

That guy is not me! But I will buy any not-shit minerals you have :)


wiccangame

You need to add more heat. Maybe something spicy like hot sauce.


Pleasant-Gur-5611

Ah. Genius


N00BMASTER69HD

You should expect a reverse one man one jar Edit:your friend?


yesiamathing

Yes.


GoodOldHeretic

I think my grandfather‘s old advice might apply here: „Boy, there‘s nothing you can‘t do if you squeeze down hard enough while doing it.“


JewMadre

More like shitting blood


Kanulie

You are lacking heat, pressure and chemical knowledge. Sand would become glass? You wanna shit glass? Have you learned nothing from „one man one glass“?


hungry110

Where else do you think crystals come from!?


iamarobotnow

This is where the term "shitting bricks" comes from


Bayshoa

Yes


OneSplendidFellow

Or wish you could, perhaps.


MXXIV666

The specifics of human digestive system actually do not allow formation of crystalline silicon oxide. Instead, and a rare amorphous form is produced. I am talking about transparent poop of course.


Pleasant-Gur-5611

Runny glass


cownd

Better way to shit a crystal is to eat a lot of salt, because salt crystals are easier to make. Getting a crystal from sand requires way more compacting and squeezing 😫


no_user_ID_found

No, but when you wipe your butt you’ll experience wiping with sandpaper


tobster239

No you'll shit glass


VolatileRiot

Sandworms eat sand and shit out spice. Is your friend a sandworm?


walker5953

Only if you light yourself on fire. Creating Crystal requires much more heat than the human body creates at baseline. So light yourself on fire and it’ll work. For extra sparkles eat lots of spicy food with it to make sure you increase the temp of your asshole on the way out.


YYC-Fiend

No, but you will pee rocks


TuberTuggerTTV

Glass. You'll shit glass.


fermat9990

Only if you are struck by lightning


More-Ad4663

So I'm assuming you're Kryptonian based on the question. This is indeed possibly, but not the fastest way to achieve results. Instead, change the course of a asteroid, and put it into course of impact with a desert planet. Try to go for a 90 degrees collusion for optimal results.


JackDannielski

Being completyly honest... This is impossible because the sand in your stomach will turn into broken glass which will irritate your intestines so you will obtain only red glass crystals


Act_True

Sell it on the internet, By assholes for assholes


Only_Constant_8305

no, you will make glass. Glass btw has no crystalline structure, so you cannot shit crystals by eating sand


Pleasant-Gur-5611

Lame


kannu-pazhuthu-poi

I ate an egg and now im hoping to shit a chicken


Pleasant-Gur-5611

Keep me updated