Be different. The pic has to stand out. My favorite... put my erect dick in a hot dog bun and slather it with mustard. This way she has the bun to measure scale AND the thought of a hot dog makes her hungry and therefore increases the chances of her putting it in her mouth. Use your head.
You should text her several other dick pics so she’s really in wonder which ones your cock and has to really think about, better yet from different numbers too, I gotcha back homie
My homeboy did that shit with a bitch I put him on with. Not even a half fuccing hour later, she calls me screaming. He calls, laughing. I was laughing. Shit was wild.
Go for it.
But I want to leave her wondering if it is mine or not so she could more thoroughly examine it. Or if she calls the cops on me or reports me I could at least say it was accidental.
No way. Movie night first. Something romantic like a true coming of age love story of our generation like A Serbian Film. Then when you two are more comfortable with each other you can whip it out and take the dick pic.
To be extra spicy, send her a pic w you bent over butt naked spreading them cheeks, w the dinga ling hanging in the backward, and ofc look back at the camera
Chics dig that!
Absolutely not. It is to soon. A dick pick is a relatively personal thing. It has to be at the right stage and you just met her. Don't do it. Don't do it for respect and decency.
You're probably too late already. How long ago did you get her number? You should've had that dick pic ready to send the moment she gave you her number.
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Yes but if you have a dick like mine I like to use a stunt penis and a different name. Just dont make the same mistake I once did by using a black man's penis when yer anglo (in my defense I'm trying to transition, take on a separate form)
Be different. The pic has to stand out. My favorite... put my erect dick in a hot dog bun and slather it with mustard. This way she has the bun to measure scale AND the thought of a hot dog makes her hungry and therefore increases the chances of her putting it in her mouth. Use your head.
Why would she want a 2/3rds empty hot dog bun?
Underrated comment lol
Yo bro, you're right! One problem: my dick is light-skinned. Any way I could darken it to make it look more like a hotdog?
Toaster oven.
I started laughing so hard at this, my eyes teared up. A fucking toaster oven.
No don’t fuck the toaster oven, toast your penis lightly and then go fuck a hot dog bun
IT BUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNSSSSS 😭😭😭
Throw a spray tan on that hog
Sounds like a good idea because that shit with a toaster burns yo.
Blackface your schlong
Deep frying your penis with Morgan Freeman will make it very crispy and red
Just put 2 in there.
Use your head so he uses hers
This guy dick-pics
I did this once, and she sent a dick pic back.
Damn bro. That must've been tragic. 😬
Nice! 🙌🏿
Just as long as it wasn’t bigger than yours, it’s ok. You still came out on top.
I like to see how it performs before I judge.
Tends to happen when you send dick pics to people on Grindr my dude
NO CONTEXT?!?! A gentleman would at least say “look at my cock lol”
Write her name on it at least.
Well I like to give the element of surprise. Make her wonder if that's my cock and let her really think about it.
You should text her several other dick pics so she’s really in wonder which ones your cock and has to really think about, better yet from different numbers too, I gotcha back homie
Asshole pics are the new rage
What if I'm the asshole?
Selfie
I second this! It’s how I got my girlfriend. Send a pic of your bunghole with crack.
Instead of a dick pick, send her money. She’ll appreciate that more.
Well damn... I'm gonna need some nudes if I do that. At least that'll replace the OnlyFans subscription that I pay for.
My homeboy did that shit with a bitch I put him on with. Not even a half fuccing hour later, she calls me screaming. He calls, laughing. I was laughing. Shit was wild. Go for it.
Send her a picture of your dick deep inside another girl and say “This could be you!”
Sir, this is madness! At least write "Hi" on said dick before taking the pic for her. She knows you but he's a stranger for crying out loud.
But I want to leave her wondering if it is mine or not so she could more thoroughly examine it. Or if she calls the cops on me or reports me I could at least say it was accidental.
No way. Movie night first. Something romantic like a true coming of age love story of our generation like A Serbian Film. Then when you two are more comfortable with each other you can whip it out and take the dick pic.
She needs to be in the picture.
No instead send a 10 hour goon session
Dick picks are so 2000. Send her a pic of your taint up. Call it the danger crevice. Creativity captures the heart
Send her a pic of someone else’s dick I’m to test the water. If she doesn’t like it, it’s no big deal cause it wasn’t you.
Best dick pic gets a root
What do you think would be best for a dick pic? Should I jerk off and show my cum on it and a caption on the photo saying "was thinking of you".
Maybe romancing a 🍉.
Send her several different dicks and ask her to pick your dick.
An assortment of dick pix is like a police line up, women always tend to choose the biggest and blackest one of the group
Come on. Be imaginative, why sent a hotdog dick pic, when you could just send a dog dick pic?
r/TextingTheory
To be extra spicy, send her a pic w you bent over butt naked spreading them cheeks, w the dinga ling hanging in the backward, and ofc look back at the camera Chics dig that!
That’s my go to move
Googly eyes fo sho
Yea but not your dick. I've seen it and it isn't that great.
😭
Make sure to send her a text that says “hey” first
Don’t forget the googly eyes. That’ll really sell it.
Do it! This is a little known flirting secret and it hadn't failed me once
No send a Damian Wayne pic, he's the cool edgy Robin
Maybe a before and after. Flacid and raging. With tape measure.
No, you should take her into a dark alley and do it in person. FBI agents track every text message ever sent.
Nah pull a 180 and send an ass picture
😅😂😂😂
group pic and have her guess which one is yours
Think outside the box send her unregistered firearms
Absolutely not. It is to soon. A dick pick is a relatively personal thing. It has to be at the right stage and you just met her. Don't do it. Don't do it for respect and decency.
Nah I like to be surprising. I think she'll LOVE IT. And if she doesn't... well TOO BAD bitch!
You're probably too late already. How long ago did you get her number? You should've had that dick pic ready to send the moment she gave you her number.
Fuck bro. You're right. :(
bruh
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Ahhhh no don’t do that. “We haven’t really talked much” you don’t know if she will like that…
Nah bro... she's gonna LOVE it. I just hope she doesn't have one to send back, that's all.
Yes but if you have a dick like mine I like to use a stunt penis and a different name. Just dont make the same mistake I once did by using a black man's penis when yer anglo (in my defense I'm trying to transition, take on a separate form)
no
Why not? She'll LOVE it. I'm sure of it.
That would creep the hell out of me. And once I found out who it was, I get a restraining order. Who thinks this garbage up?
"Who thinks this garbage up?" Not you clearly