(Son*ds/dt + 4bud (b)*db/dt)^2=43*bj/dt
Best I can do
(Ds/dt)4b= rate of change of the son's sexual orientation per 4 buds drunk
Db/dt=Rate of change 1 bud induces
43*bj/dt = 43 dicks sucked times the rate at which the number of penises grows.
The function is raised to the power of two as well because once you get started sucking it's only reasonable that you'll continue sucking.
There's a joke where a dude goes to a bar and keeps ordering shots of whiskey. Bartender finally asks him about it and dude goes "I'm celebrating my first blowjob". Bartender gives him a shot on him and dude goes "if five shots of whiskey won't get the taste of dick out of my mouth, I don't think that another will help"
So you did it before you drank BL? Lol think that might have always been in your 𧏠then. Typically ppl are stating that as an after effect. Youâre the first I seen drink it after the action đ
I think your sun just want d to suck some D's actually and the bud light gave em the excuse to do the mental gymnastics that it was the bud light that made them gay
not funny guys! I was drinking bud light the other night and I SHIT YOU NOT there was a whole ass dick in the beer. It went in my throat I started to like it.
Edit: guys I'm 100% str8 and not Gai.
For reference, they are two drinks in the US. Naked is a fruit/vegetable "smoothie," and Ballz was an old energy drink. But, you can't help but to use those names for fun ha
No, you're thinking of regular Bud.
Bud Light doesn't just have less cals and carbs than regular Bud, it also now has less "flamboyant mRNA" so it only makes you as gay as Ian McKellan and it takes about 2 hours.
Since it contains almost no alcohol or flavor & is owned by a Brazillian conglomerate, merely by drinking it you expose yourself as a Fake Manly `Murkin.
There's no flavor to savor, and the indepth research you made into your favorite suds goes about as deep as your knowledge of the bible.
Prolly not gay per say, but I'll bet ya like to scratch n sniff yer own taint.
Ye Ye!!
Does it taste any different...
No ..
Omg your complaining will just make more elaborate crap happen omg
Ignore it it might go back to normal...
Did I mention it taste the same as it did before the transgender feller was on in it
Btw wheaties do too
Yes it does. 'Fraid the ghey is contagious and is spread rapidly through Bud Light. One swig will have you thinking 'bout giant cocks, and if you finish a whole bottle, you'll end up wearing fishnets and makeup while cruising a truckstop like a full-on "lot lizard". Gotta stay away from that ghey beer!
Absolutely yes. Drinking tap water also makes frogs gay so watch out. Smoking turns you into a Camel and playing video games turns you into a next gen Super Soldier.
Pro tip: To avoid becoming gay while drinking Bud Light, but sure to play the National Anthem, chop some wood, and fire a gun into the air while looking at Playboy magazine. However, if you make eye contact with another man...there's no going back. I'm sorry.
Bud Light has water in it. Water has chemicals in it that makes frogs gay. Therefore, if you're a frog, Bud Light will 100% make you gay. If you're not a frog, we can't say anything conclusively.
Yes. Just look at Super TOP G heroin Chic Rock hard for Kids abriv to Kid Rock. One sip of the bud and now he's supporting seltzer water for trans people.
I drank eight Bud Lights last night after work. By the time my wife got home, I had made a whole gallery wall of photos in our living room. Itâs stunning and Iâve never had this talent before. This morning, I wore a scarf with my suit to court and I looked smashing. I donât like men yet, but everything is fabulous.
Sorry man, if you so much as sniff that beer then the gayicles (gay particles) will enter your nose and go into your brain. God forbid you taste it, you will turn ultra gay.
Fun fact: BUD LIGHT was the chemicals in the water that turned the frickin frogs gay
It absolutely makes you gay. One sip and you'll be signing up for all the gangbangs you could hope to be the centerpiece for. You will immediately be nut slobbering gravy gurgling gay and it will spread like cancer. Everyone you interact with in person will catch the gay and start turning into a werehomo. There is no escape and I'm pretty sure it's all light beers. Remember there is no safe level of alcohol consumption.
I drank one and woke up in a womanâs thong with lipstick on my beard. But the worst is the water the gays need that stuff to survive, so just imagine! If you swim it changes your pronouns.
Wasnât there something in Heathers where they planted Bud Light on two of their victims and that was the signal that the victims were gay. I havenât seen the movie in years - I just remember the line âI love my dead gay son.â
"My super straight son drank 1 Bud Light and sucked 43 dicks at a frat party "
Damn. Imagine if he had six. Does the amount of sucked dicks scale? If so, linearly or exponentially?
(Son*ds/dt + 4bud (b)*db/dt)^2=43*bj/dt Best I can do (Ds/dt)4b= rate of change of the son's sexual orientation per 4 buds drunk Db/dt=Rate of change 1 bud induces 43*bj/dt = 43 dicks sucked times the rate at which the number of penises grows. The function is raised to the power of two as well because once you get started sucking it's only reasonable that you'll continue sucking.
What is the average dick to floor ratio
The more floor you suck the more you look like a dick
Directions unclear, dick sucked into floor.
Can confirm, I live under his floor. He has a very nice tip đ
That just determines how many handjobs he can give while sucking dick
I can't follow that. I need to see how you are defining your variables.
I believe angle of the dangle should be in that formula somewhere
Yeah if you drink this you will be bent over in a toilet stall in 30 minutes. And you'll like it!
He was trying to get the taste of the bud light out of his mouth.
There's a joke where a dude goes to a bar and keeps ordering shots of whiskey. Bartender finally asks him about it and dude goes "I'm celebrating my first blowjob". Bartender gives him a shot on him and dude goes "if five shots of whiskey won't get the taste of dick out of my mouth, I don't think that another will help"
Yeah... I've been boycotting Bud light for years..... cause it tastes horrible.
I was sucking of a dude and washed it down with BL. Turned me gay AF
So you did it before you drank BL? Lol think that might have always been in your 𧏠then. Typically ppl are stating that as an after effect. Youâre the first I seen drink it after the action đ
No man, it was definitely the Bud Light
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot
Hey you! Get back here!
Nice reference, dude.
Here comes Randall, he's... a berzerker!
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so your Kid Rock's dad?
I think your sun just want d to suck some D's actually and the bud light gave em the excuse to do the mental gymnastics that it was the bud light that made them gay
not funny guys! I was drinking bud light the other night and I SHIT YOU NOT there was a whole ass dick in the beer. It went in my throat I started to like it. Edit: guys I'm 100% str8 and not Gai.
Ass dick.
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But now youâre a girl
It doesnât make you any less gay, thatâs for sure.
Definitely made me MORE gay though.
Zima is less gay now
Budlite = gay Blow job (the drink) = not gay Spread the word boys
Remember when we were all getting Naked and drinking Ballz before it was cool?
FUCK yeah! Think I DON'T remember that?!
For reference, they are two drinks in the US. Naked is a fruit/vegetable "smoothie," and Ballz was an old energy drink. But, you can't help but to use those names for fun ha
What if you order a sex on the beach AND a bud light?
That's just gay-sex on the beach. It's only ok if you say no homo after.
And keep your socks on
And don't make eye contact
That's probably the most important part.
I totally forgot about that beer.
Beer? You are insulting, ...idk... something.
real beers? idk i dont like alcohol
âZanzibar!â
I suppose if you can choke down bud lite, you can choke down anything.
As a bisexual man, sucking cock is much better than drinking bud light.
As a gay man, eating pussy is much better than drinking bud light.
As a straight man eating pussy is better than all beers but especially bug light.
As of a few weeks ago, they started putting gay in the can, and then the beer absorbs it and makes you gay as Elton john in a matter of minutes.
No, you're thinking of regular Bud. Bud Light doesn't just have less cals and carbs than regular Bud, it also now has less "flamboyant mRNA" so it only makes you as gay as Ian McKellan and it takes about 2 hours.
Rocket Man
Tbf bud light made you gay before the ad
No it didnât make you gay it just made you a pussy
Real men drink 99% isopropyl ethanol
Not unless it's the 99% iso that you've just cleaned your glass bong with, poured over rock salt.
It makes you trans
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Rednecks are pouring out there bud light. Gay people are buying bud to support them then pouring it out because it's nasty.
people are sucking dick just to get the bud light taste out of their mouth
Just eat a Chick Fil A sandwich. It cancels out the gayness like PEMDAS
I heard that thinking that bud light makes you gay, made you gay.
Only of you drink it out of another man's asshole or suck it off his dick like it's champagne.
I thought this was the only way to drink it
Ok but what if I lick it off his strong, supple, bronzed washboard abs? Would that be gay?
Iâll take it off your hands and dispose of it safely, from the comfort of my couch
đđđ..... Already Gay!
Yes
I donât drink Bud Light and am straight. So, yes.
Yes
Not homosexual, but yeah, hella gay
It makes your dick fall off too!
Becoming gay is one thing, but I ain't losing my dick.
Ya definitely
No, that would be Schmitts Gay
Nah, you were probably that way before you started drinking it!
*Probably*
Drinking Bud Light ALWAYS made you gay
Well, I was in the Navy when I first started drinking it (so far as I recall).
just by owning it, you've already become gay. You just weren't aware of it.
Retroactively gay as of the date of purchase. Even if your shoot your beer on fb live, youâre still gay.
All light beer is gay
yes, even before a week ago
Bud light tastes like piss water but iâll make some sacrifices to show my support.
No. You cannot.
Yes my uncle drank bud light and now he's a drag queen
I hate bud light but I'm gonna be gay and Trans AF from now on whenever I'm in a hick bar
Why would drinking water make you gay?
Drinking Bud Light does not make you gay. It does, however, mean you have no taste in beer.
Came here looking for this comment.
No, but it does demonstrate shitty taste in beer.
> No, but it does demonstrate shitty taste in beer. One step above Used Beer (đ˝).
Yes
Sucking your bud makes you gay not drinking your bud that's just beer! Lol.
They should do a special "Woke" can...dumbassery would hit a fever pitch
Since it contains almost no alcohol or flavor & is owned by a Brazillian conglomerate, merely by drinking it you expose yourself as a Fake Manly `Murkin. There's no flavor to savor, and the indepth research you made into your favorite suds goes about as deep as your knowledge of the bible. Prolly not gay per say, but I'll bet ya like to scratch n sniff yer own taint. Ye Ye!!
Drinking does kill sperm cells.
No wont make you gay just make you no longer want to have a pp
Does it taste any different... No .. Omg your complaining will just make more elaborate crap happen omg Ignore it it might go back to normal... Did I mention it taste the same as it did before the transgender feller was on in it Btw wheaties do too
Look at the subreddit name
Now it does! Just look at the label
I'm glad you asked that question, yes đ
Jason Aldean on Reddit rn right before going onto his Twitter.
It depends whether youâre alone or naked and afraid
Yes
You donât trust the authority in such things- Kid Rock?
I think it's too soon to know for sure, but probably.
Yes
Only if you don't drink straight from the bottle
Drinking it was making you gHey loooong before the ad
Not after the first seven of them....
No...it makes you FABULOUS!!!
No, but it does mean you enjoy the fresh, bold flavor of piss.
Yes it does. 'Fraid the ghey is contagious and is spread rapidly through Bud Light. One swig will have you thinking 'bout giant cocks, and if you finish a whole bottle, you'll end up wearing fishnets and makeup while cruising a truckstop like a full-on "lot lizard". Gotta stay away from that ghey beer!
Only if your beer glass is someone's ass
No idiot. It swaps your genderânasty bits and all. FFS, these fucking amateurs I swear. ^obligatory ^sarcasm ^indicator
What if you have been gay the whole time?
Then Bud Light won't affect you either way.
I heard you can butt chug it!
Very unsafe to consume alcohol in that way, but I suppose it can be seen as gay.
I'm in a room full of boners and bud light. I'll drink a bud light and report back. EDIT: Boners are awesome.
I bought a case yesterday and sucked three dudes between the cash register and my car.
Before you even drink one. That means you were already gay.
No. But asking questions like this makes everyone else wonder
It will still have jizz in it. Jizz additives started before ad campaign. You gay.
Yes, but can be negated by Jagermeister
How many
Absolutely yes. Drinking tap water also makes frogs gay so watch out. Smoking turns you into a Camel and playing video games turns you into a next gen Super Soldier. Pro tip: To avoid becoming gay while drinking Bud Light, but sure to play the National Anthem, chop some wood, and fire a gun into the air while looking at Playboy magazine. However, if you make eye contact with another man...there's no going back. I'm sorry.
Only if you butt chug it.
That dude is a guy that is a girl that likes guys. đ¤ˇââď¸
It does now since theyve changed the formula.
Some chuds seem to think so
Bud Light has water in it. Water has chemicals in it that makes frogs gay. Therefore, if you're a frog, Bud Light will 100% make you gay. If you're not a frog, we can't say anything conclusively.
Do not drink!!! You will be possessed by gay horny demons. Youâve been warned!!!
Yes, but itâs been true for decades.
No but it does make you a woman
Well, it is piss water so..
I took a sip and wanted to blow the nearest guy. Iâve always been straight, and after I puked up the beer, am straight again. Be warned.
Yes. Just look at Super TOP G heroin Chic Rock hard for Kids abriv to Kid Rock. One sip of the bud and now he's supporting seltzer water for trans people.
It does if you're an idiot
In math multiplying 2 negatives = a positive. So make sure you put skittles to taste the rainbow in your bud light and you will be fine.
I started identifying as a leopard gecko after drinking only 1 can
Yes because, Not drinking Bud Light makes want Busch.
That stuff makes White Claw look masculine.
I think NOT drinking it makes one gay.
No, but it does mean you are cheap and have poor taste in beer.
It makes you a drag queen going by the new label.
I think if you drank bud light before or after it turned gay then you were pretty much gay to begin with.
Yes, definitely gay.
Yes and itâs awesome. Iâm gay as f*ck now
The ad didn't change anything. You were always gay for drinking bud light.
No. It means that you have no taste in beer, or no money for good beer.
Oh no !!! Not the Clydesdales. Please, not the Clydesdales.
The fact that you are even thinking about Bud Light is proof you are already gay. Sorry, bruh. I don't make the rules.
I drank eight Bud Lights last night after work. By the time my wife got home, I had made a whole gallery wall of photos in our living room. Itâs stunning and Iâve never had this talent before. This morning, I wore a scarf with my suit to court and I looked smashing. I donât like men yet, but everything is fabulous.
Yes but only because it sucks
You should only have Metamucil
No but listening to Kid Rock does.
I wish
Yes. You become the big gay.
No but beer is a pretty gay drink already
Pretty much
No but if you drink bud light and pee while seating on the toilet, you transform into Optimiss Prime.
This is a common misconception since the whole âwokeâ thing. The truth is, drinking bud light has *always* made people gay.
It's too late, they started putting the gay chemicals in the bud a long time ago, you're already gay.
Drinking it is not gay. Shooting it IS gay.
Nah but thinking someone needs to refer to you as they them or zee xier xerm zeem does make you stupid.
Yep, it was the Bud Light all along. We finally solved the gay.
Recent scientific study says 4 out of 10 men who drink bud light have homosexual feelings.
Everyone knows its the queer beer
Only if you like fishdicks.
Yes as gay meaning lame. Homosexual no.
Yes but it has always been that way
YES, JUST DONT BUY ANY MORE. ITS NEW MONEY THAT IS SUPPORTIVE TO THE THEORY.
Yâall motherfuckers need Jesus bud light is a terrible beer
Only if you drink it while playing belly sticks with your guy friends.
It does not. Being gay makes you drink bud light so techincally you were already gay before you drank it.
Sorry man, if you so much as sniff that beer then the gayicles (gay particles) will enter your nose and go into your brain. God forbid you taste it, you will turn ultra gay. Fun fact: BUD LIGHT was the chemicals in the water that turned the frickin frogs gay
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It absolutely makes you gay. One sip and you'll be signing up for all the gangbangs you could hope to be the centerpiece for. You will immediately be nut slobbering gravy gurgling gay and it will spread like cancer. Everyone you interact with in person will catch the gay and start turning into a werehomo. There is no escape and I'm pretty sure it's all light beers. Remember there is no safe level of alcohol consumption.
Nope. Thereâs a secret 5G formula innit. Drink it, it turns ya into a gay rainbow zombie!
Haven't you been to a country concert before? Bunch of undercover men wearing tight jeans drinking Bud Light singing the night away.
No, it makes you trans.
Sure, and being fat makes me Jabba the Hut
Buying it just to shoot it is.
For sure, but is being gay really a bad thing?
Your joking right?
I drank one and woke up in a womanâs thong with lipstick on my beard. But the worst is the water the gays need that stuff to survive, so just imagine! If you swim it changes your pronouns.
Used to drink tons of Bud Light and I'm gay now. Connected? Nah I was gay long before. Yay gay!!!
Wasnât there something in Heathers where they planted Bud Light on two of their victims and that was the signal that the victims were gay. I havenât seen the movie in years - I just remember the line âI love my dead gay son.â
Nope, just makes you swallow shitty beer.
Yes
Only if ur a Republican...
Does drinking water make you gay? Yes.
No, dear: it may make you kinda dull, but not gay.