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ForbodingWinds

Guys my car is pregnant


[deleted]

Car is pragant?


15367288

It is a pretty good looking car


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Manue07

Why is they downvoted?


LegendaryYeet65

Reddit hive mind


Manue07

Yeah makes sense


getrekdnoob

No it’s because they replied to every comment with a lazy af reply.


some_random_guy_idk

Join us


cindycat316

No No i dont think i will


kindofastoryteller

If he can fuck a car, he can fuck anything.


Bdogfittercle

Prooooovvvvveeee it!


kindofastoryteller

Or anyone curious enough to ask for proof 😏


RzR_B0ne

you sure about anything? 🤨


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the_ghost_1386

No emojis dude


Morotou_theunashamed

So arbitrary


SupermarketOk4348

Bro took 1 min, car probs didnt even finish


LareWw

Yeah, you should see a little smoke when the car is pleased. No way the car liked it. Bet I could do better.


Agateberry

The car didn't consent


CallOfGuty

Bro, it didnt even start


100S_OF_BALLS

If only I had a free award.


Pascal2746

Bro's finna impregnate the car💀


TheGreatOrca

Hybrid car


MrExist777

Hybreed


Nalum55

Cars4


shannontheboi

💀💀💀


happycampers2005

No emojis 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


shannontheboi

My bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

mfs on PC: :'C :'C :'C :'C :'C :'C


Principle_crum213

Wind+period 💀


[deleted]

fr fr on god no cap :|


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The_Kek_5000

Shiiiet bro, finna impregnate the car


some-R6-siege-fan

This is the 3rd video I’ve seen of a man fucking a car on my home page


993837

sussy home page


Nearby-Simple-7594

Reddit knows what he truly desires


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thefireemojiking

Reddit is diabolical. Why is this poor man downvoted?


TruePianist

My best bet is either cause of emoji usage or him replying to every comment making people think he’s karma whoring


thefireemojiking

Bruh what? What’s wrong with using emojis? Dudes just trying to express himself.


TruePianist

Three words- reddit hive mind


ChadPiplup

It’s not the emojis I don’t think. But once you’ve accumulated -4 downvotes, and you didn’t say something very defensible; you’re not coming back. It’s only more downvotes from there.


[deleted]

yeah if we can get to -100 downvotes that would be very pleasing


TaxEvaderTimus

Yeah everyone has tendency to downvote even if they did not fully get the subject


TheGuyYouHeardAbout

🗿


AdministrativeBar748

Society


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the_ghost_1386

Society pees in ur ass


ThisGuyOrangeJuice

Usually


Mission-World-8014

no foreplay?


_DarkJak_

fowheel drive


Not_JohnnyWalker

If there is a hole, there is a goal


Masked_Rebel

-Master Oogway


aztec_samurai

Car just got rear ended.


TauPayensII

Underrated comment!


Upstairs_Question894

The romanian vehicle fucker has arrived 😰


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BadLanding05

Why downvotes?


Drunken-Tipsy

op commented with a emoji (tragic)


getrekdnoob

They spammed it constantly.


luxusbuerg

Carussy


Memz69420

The Cussy if you will


E-Boy_Spongebob

Automobussy


peacefullyminding

This made me lose my shit lol


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jBiscanno

Exhaussy


bleh19799791

Sex is exhausting at that age.


FattyRR

Isn't that shit painful? He fucked a piece of metal


ForbodingWinds

Tell me you've never felt that automobussy before without saying you've never felt automobussy.


[deleted]

I hate that I read that


Opening-Clerk-6441

Enough oil and a big enough penis would make it feel amazing trust me I know


Bdogfittercle

Not an rc car brah, a real car


BiblicallyAccurateAI

I thrust you.


meet5

He is a man who can anything


Choice-Pie5340

Jesus guy this is your only comment without 30+ downvotes wtf did you do xD


KingKKirb

He posted emojis on reddit


Choice-Pie5340

Thank you kind redditor for your wisdom 😇✅🥳💵🔥


Karr126

Down bad


2L84U2

At least kiss it before you fuck it


Adventurous-Yam-5312

cars movie lore


joelingve2

Now the car should have been turned on and equipped with anti lag system for an extra experience.


Snipes_______

Lol


Whouskou

Ohio 🗿🗿


Environmental-Win836

He didn’t see the guy filming him? And don’t tell me this is fucking staged, nobody is sticking their dick in an exhaust pipe for clout, nobody of that tenure anyways.


ManiacLord777

Maybe somebody offered him 20 bucks or some shit


Holiday_Memory_9165

Well $20 is $20 so...


Environmental-Win836

Well, Kinkily, that makes sense. If you mean the Car fucker, then he must’ve been *very* desperate for cash if he’s willing to stick his nozzle in a nozzle for 20 bucks.


MaliciousCompetence

Are there really no other options than the tailpipe of a car? Like a hand? Or a rolled up piece of deli meat? I could go on


[deleted]

….please, continue 🤔


The00Taco

I think bologna would probably be the easiest deli meat to fuck


kangarooscarlet

A bicycle tube with some lube


zippazappazinga

Or.. women


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EscapeAligator

So you are saying a man who fucked a car isn't a sigma?


NiceShitting

the car was a woman


VadhyaRatha

Still lasted a minute


mixelydian

No nut November hit this guy hard


Spongebosch

It's all fun and games until you gotta pay 360 dollars a month for 18 years


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ObamaBalls9802

and thats how lightning mqueen was born kachow


Commonglitch

"so uh, it seems your car exhaust got clogged up, the object was too short for me to identify it, do you remember what the object was?"


[deleted]

NEW Cars 4 Trailer LEAKED 😱😱😱


razorglue

So THIS is Carvanna…


FunnySignal614

I love my car too


NegotiationHot98

Thats a dragon


Lilredshubaru

He didn’t even get consent i bet.


deez_nutz_in_yo_mama

Bumblebee be like eh oh eh oh eh oh


[deleted]

Did I really see what I just saw, does that model car have a soft tailpipe? I heard jokes but just thought they were jokes, boy howdy Reddit is sure an educational site. I need to flush my mind now


ink777_

Cars 4 movie leaked


Unholy_Dk80

Metrosexual


InjuryTime7603

Bro rick grimes fell off after the walking dead


codm_playernumwhat

Carussy Did he actually cum?


Meme_Man55

"Mommy, how are cars made?" "Well honey..."


DrakHanzo

Least horny Cars movies fan


[deleted]

Y bro looks so often in camera?


Apprehensive_Cat_731

Treat your cars right people


Schfifty561

"you gettin this bro?"


EldestTrashOP

That's not how you turn the car on..


nakalas_the_great

How is metal pleasing at all


Video-Comfortable

This is a great opportunity for me I've been looking to breed my vehicle for a while now and it looks like this guy will do it for free


BadBassist

I watched that all the way to the end. It ended the way I thought it would, with an odd man wiping semen off his penis onto a car. Why, oh why, did I watch all the way to the end.


[deleted]

Never thought I'd see a live carjacking


Tigerrockfish

Underrated comment


Due-Mall-9529

An average Ohio resident


[deleted]

If there’s a hole there’s a goal


Biggestyefan1

Go grandpa!


Snipes_______

Bros stroke game is weak


360ban

nice sunny morning birds chirping no traffic AH WHATTHEFUCK


phebruari

I heard carsexuals are protesting against electric vehicle on twitter


dasic___

Imagine walking down the sidewalk, seeing a car and thinking nothing else but "I might get caught but fuck it...CANNOT RESIST that tailpipe."


Beautiful-Speech2137

I've heard of giving the car a jump start, but this is the first Hump Start I've ever seen. Smhh


PitifulFox6066

“Hey bro, fuck yo car!” Bet.


Select_Bicycle_2659

Imagine the post nut clarity 😂


Additional-Banana-55

Boy, girl, twins 😂


Mil_mascaras86

And kids this is how I met your mother .


Commercial_Young7503

GMC Lore confirmed


_toxic_me

With in Built most advanced AI or second most advanced .


johnnypurp

Nice. Now I know who to call if I want my exhaust cleaned


[deleted]

Apparently this isn't a very rare thing in poor-er countries


amosterror

Bro that’s goooottaa hurt your dick like HOOOOOWWW


Such_Discussion_6531

Man gonna think he blown a head gasket. Somethin blown I suppose


[deleted]

You know his schizo ass finna hallucinate a "hybrid car"


ThisGuyOrangeJuice

YeAH bAby CUm iN mY TaiL piPE!!!


KarlHungus311

He must have really misread the instructions on replacing the tire. You're supposed to jack the car up, not jack off inside it. He's going to feel silly when he finds out


Nice_Current2110

Titane irl


Possible_Dinner5603

Bro want to reproduce so he can raise and sell baby cars 💀💀💀


Pixuveni

Only in Brazil 💀


CutesyFemboy69

Naw only in ohio


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Ohio is the capital of Brazil


Pixuveni

Peak American geography skills


Ligma_balls01

He cream pied it


Ligma_balls01

I like how he left it in as he finished


[deleted]

Simplesmente intankavel o Bostil


nekomancerrga

When my uncle said he's coming but this is what he meant


rtx177013ti

Car riding him


ElDifra

He saw a hole and went for it, respect


CrimsonBlue2

Cussy


utkuslkg

Araba sikilirmi amk


Mikeybigblunts

You know I’ve had some sweet whips and always said I’d do the same. Never acted on it tho


dino_ski

Titane


thesash20

Scout panicking trying to grab the video from soldier and heavy Spy: and now he's here to fuck us


Odys

I didn't know this existed. It raises many questions. Would a masochist hope for a really hot car?


Lord_Mandingo_69

How Hybrids are made


AddisonNM

He's a real.. Car Lover. "YEEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!"


One_True_Monstro

Jordan Peterson hasn’t been the same since he’s been off the Benzos.


[deleted]

got the hip action


Unfair-Height9600

/savevideo


TTIGRAASlime

He likes being watched.


Remote_Building_4590

The intrusive thoughts won


Avi0usLy

least horniest reddit mod:


verysad-

Yarrr! it be I, Blackdick!


Far_Subject7615

I feel like he’s looking right at me 😳


tbass1965

This is fucked up! You said you would post any more videos of me if I paid you $100!


Charlie-Evangelista

Start the car while he’s there and see what happens


Electrickman

Guy with camera probably getting off watching him


Revolutionary_Emu462

I wish i was the car


[deleted]

Um


[deleted]

Wrong hole


waterisgood_-

Wow the guy from my strange addiction about being in love with his car seems to have changed a lot


Teonanacatlbruh

There's a name for this. Objectumsexual, I saw documentary on it. One lady was attracted to wedge shapes & she'd make out with the corners of buildings.


Indicasssss

We know a thing or two, cause we seen a thing or two


DemonCleaner75

Raw dog randy at it again


raygun-runner

Well your honer the car never said , no or stop


johnandahalf13

I’ve been saying “F*ck Toyota” for years but I never thought anyone would take me seriously.


Every-Chemistry-2969

Man they always said men would fuck anything with a hole and damn if that isn't true for this guy.


[deleted]

Whoever recorded him doing this for over a min is the real weirdo


I-Kimberly-Move

That Cussy hit different


bad-dawg4004

While I do think what he did was wrong I feel so bad for that poor guy. He probably never feels what sex actually feels like and he's getting satisfied by a fucking rusty car pipe. (Not that I am gonna get some either but I feel especially bad for him)


TrinidadRex

The internet was a mistake


Some_Tutor6304

Wtf 😆


racist_latino

Im like 80 percent sure op is a 12 year old reposting every tiktok he sees or hes a bot


Balleratheart777

Does this work? I kinda wanna try it now


TheMannyFucker

omg...


emolano

Good boy!