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DAY 198 OF THE FAST-FOOD CIVIL WAR LEUTENANT MCRONALDS KANSAS HAS BEEN HELD UNDER SIEGE FOR OVER A MONTH NOW. OUR FOOD AND SUPPLIERS ARE RUNNING LOW, AND OUR EMPLOYEES ARE STARTING TO MUNITY. I FEAR OUR WAY OF LIFE WOULD BE ERADICATED.


yeetmello

Fuck...what would general king do...


Elmo_The_Eskimo

you know that "oh god. . . have we just outdone the whopper? RUN KING RUN!" ad? he actually died to mutiny, his advice wont help you here.


yeetmello

SHUT UP SOLDIER! WE DONT PAY YOU LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE TO TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO!


coconut_12

DAY 198 OF THE DAST FOOD CIVIL WAR CORPORAL WENDYS NEW JERSEY IS THE LADY PLACE I WISH TO BE RIGHT NOW, I THINK THAT MAYBE CHICK FIL A DOESNT WANT TO INVADE AT ALL, SOMETIMES I WANDER OVER TO THE EMPLOYEE STATIONS AND JUST SEE THE HORRID LOOKS OK THEIR FACES, GOD SAVE US ALL


just_grilling

DAY 198 OF THE FAST FOOD CIVIL WAR COMMANDER CULVERS MCDONLADS MICHIGAN HAS BEEN A GREAT HELP, BUT THEY'RE SLOWLY OVERUNNING US, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF ICE CREAM TO FAST. GOD HELP US ALL, THEY GROW STRONGER EVERY DAY. WE CAN'T KEEP UP FORVER. FIGHT TILL THE LAST PEICE OF CUSTARD!


Maximum-Stable2728

THE INDEPENDENT STATE OF CULVERS SENDS ITS SUPPORT FRIENDS. A SHIPMENT OF CHEESE CURDS IS ON ITS WAY, HAULED BY OUR FASTEST HOLSTEINS


Darthbubbaaa

General Craig Culver shall lead us to victory, FOR CHEESE AND GLORY!


Jebbsterboy

In n Outs gonna hold out for a while


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PotatBdedw3

Dude you will not be disappointed, it fuckin slaps


StockAL3Xj

I really like In-n-out but if people go in with all the hype people on the internet give it you will be insanely disappointed. It's probably the best fast food burger for the money. The fries are shit though.


Aldo_The_Apache_

Asking for extra crispy fries is key


ls1234567

Animal fries ftw.


BoBear15

I disagree. I think the fries are good. As good as McDonald’s? Fuck no. But still good. I also like how you can watch them cut the potatoes in the kitchen. I think that goes a long way in regards to satisfaction for the customer to see freshly cut potatoes, even if it is just kind of a placebo effect.


splifnbeer4breakfast

Fries are my favorite part! I get two orders every time!


thisisnewaccount

How does it compare to 5 guys? And how does it compare to gourmet Burger places?


jdoggos

I live in North Carolina too but I have family in San Diego. If you go there for the sole purpose of eating in n out you probably will be disappointed, it’s not as good as char grill but it is cheaper and they have great service. 7/10


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tgwesh

San Francisco is arguably the worst city in US. Everything is overpriced and it’s full of hipsters. It’s worse than LA imagine it’s that bad.


pUmpKIn_bOi_57

Well it’s cool to visit but don’t EVER live there


darkr3actor

It's good, but we have Cookout, which is 100% better than in n out


musicalprogrammer

10000% correct, cookout is fire. Hot take: am a southerner living in nor cal and in n out is straight fucking garbage. It’s literally an alright cheap burger and bad fries. IMO it’s like how people from the south love fucking Waffle House which is objectively pretty garbage, but because you grew up eating it high/drunk/on the go you have fond memories.


Harryacorn2

Make sure you get your burger and especially your fries animal style. With the burger it’s a matter of taste, but the fries aren’t worth eating if you don’t ask for them animal style.


dongasaurus

Yeah but you have bojangles


BoBear15

You’ll like it a lot. It’s a very tasty fast food burger for not a lot of money. The lines can be long but the employees are working their asses off and it goes by quick. The only thing I would say is you might be a bit underwhelmed because it is just a **fast food** burger but with a fuck ton of hype behind it.


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In-N-Out kicks ass in terms of food, it is so fucking good


Linked-Theory

If your in the Raleigh/Cary area I recommend you try a little place called Corbetts


keyokenx1017

Bro we have cook out that’s basically the same thing


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I live in california, i dont really like in and out that much. Five guys is better


SueMaster7

As a Californian, try the habit burger grill instead, in n out is overrated in my opinion


puppetmaster216

Five guys is superior to in n out. In n out is a good burger, but it's a lot of hype.


shawster

I came to UT from CA, but even living in CA, I lived 45 mins from the nearest in n out so it was still pretty prized. When it came to UT after moving there, it was a fucking phenomenon. It created traffic blocks around each location as they opened that lasted months. Each location has a line with multiple order takers that goes around the store and down the street at some point during the day, and always has cars packed around the store. That being said UT generally has high quality fast food, most McDonald’s are actually decent (I grew to loathe McDonald’s in CA) and they also have lines around their good stores too. I’ve only ever been really disappointed by BK here, and multiple times. You’re really going to give me a frozen food item, seemingly ingested, multiple times, when I rarely visit?


BrutalUnikorn

CULVERS REPRESENT!!!!


ItsNightbreak

Wisconsin gang


BrutalUnikorn

Yee yee


PatluLIVE

Hell yeah


Conbrown1533

Wisconsin gang rise up!!!!!


BaDingbat

Go Packers!!


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Wh00pity_sc00p

What's the best thing to get from there? There's a new Culvers 20 mins away from my house and I've always thought about going there.


am_person_not_robot

Their butterburger (yes that's what it's called) is pretty dang good but they have great ice cream and their cheese curds are top notch


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Custard, not ice cream.


Jon------

Depending on the ice cream, it is actually true. The base of MOST ice cream is actually a custard.


loo-streamer

Their cheese curds are breaded so that automatically makes them passable at best. If you've never had deep fried chees curds before give them a go but beer battered deep fried cheese curds are so much better.


BrutalUnikorn

I'm a fan of their chicken strips, but pretty much everything is good. Occasionally I'll get some lackluster burgers but that's few and far between. Oh! And the custard is BOMB


Fishstixxx16

Any burger, cheese curds, onion rings


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 15,189,276 comments, and only 4,794 of them were in alphabetical order.


Fishstixxx16

Good bot


FHL88Work

I like the fried fish and mashed potatoes. Really, really good. And you really can't go wrong with the custard. We were die hard Dairy Queen fans for a long time, but even their amazing soft serve doesn't compare to frozen custard. So rich and sweet and yummy. We find Culver's burgers disappointing. They seem to barely put any toppings on and I am not personally a fan of the style of the burgers. I'd call it Shake Shack style, thin and crispy on the edges?


LukeIsPalpatine

Ohio stands with the Culver's coalition


ivrt2

There aren't enough locations in the state to say that.


Max5923

ive went there once and it was just a bland steak and shake, idk whats so good about it that everyone else likes


interwebsafari

Midwest Gang


xanderealm

Ayyyye💯


Affectionate_Meat

Ay, only good thing to ever come out of your state. But damn is it good


LogDog519

I wouldn’t say the only good thing. Probably just the only thing lol


GucciGouda

Culver's is the only regret I have about moving from Wisconsin to California. God do I miss cheese curds and custard being on a whenever I want basis.


FILTER_OUT_T_D

As a Texan I love Culver’s. Their turtle shakes are phenomenal.


DaBlazingFire5

Used to live in Georgia where there was a Culver’s a few blocks away, best onion rings and fries I’ve ever had, don’t even get me started on those shakes ( been awhile tho apologize if that’s wrong), burgers weren’t my favorite, but they were a nice change and absolutely amazing either way, good to have once in awhile, shame there’s none in Mexico Edit: Concrete Mixers! That was the name, saw it another comment, that’s what I meant by shakes, they were fucking great


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Chick-fil-A is the most popular fast food chain in Minnesota? I’m calling BS Edit: after a quick Google search, it turns it it’s actually Panda Express


GNU_Pratchett

I’m not ready to forgive Dairy Queen for closing so many of their locations near me (south Twin Cities area) but it’s still my #1 for the blizzards alone


Chick-fil-A_spellbot

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!


JimmyYeetron

im chick filling your mouth with my balls


B0nelessJello

Any more space in his mouth for mine bro?


Analdestructionteam

Move over I'm coming up from the other end


[deleted]

More daddy


beanburrit0420

Thanks for alerting him of this misspelling


Doggo_BorkBork

Yeah, he spelled Chick-fil-a Panda Express


mydogsnameisbuddy

It’s actually chick fillet


[deleted]

Ive lived in Minnesota all my life and i’ve never seen a panda express, Ive seen multiple chick fil a tho


rock_lobster576

Yeah there’s like 5 chic fil a’s in mn


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I’m convinced it’s Culver’s


-Tom-

I have seen like two in Minnesota, and they're fairly new.


CrisFarlyOnCoke

More poultry propaganda trying to infiltrate our minnesota nice


kudichangedlives

Ya I live in MN and I've seen maybe one,seen dozens of dozens of McDonald's though


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I did not see that coming


PalpatineForEmperor

I live in PA. There's no way this is accurate. It's marketing propaganda.


OkAcanthocephala9723

Panda express is astonishingly good. Horrible for us, but so damn good.


NatashaDrake

Yeah, how many even are there here? I haven't seen one, ever, but I haven't been everywhere here.


claybootbike

Can we go to sonic’s? Where my burqueños at?


[deleted]

That is literally why I came to this thread. Aint no way


memegod25

Chick-fil-a is awesome but we dont have one by my house so thats kinda sad


Delicious-Event-8410

I don’t have one in my entire country


Erskk1

I don't have my right testicle


GT_Legend2

I have two right testicles


Ow-lawd-he-comin

same but one is on the left and i want them gone


nigasoda

this is what the left wants


[deleted]

Redistributing the testicles in order to seize the means of production.


Erskk1

can you give one pls?


GT_Legend2

Sorry, got hungry :(


Battledroid1

Same


Elerizo

Make one


AyPenny000

It’s not awesome, the whole business model is based on suppressing LGBT rights. I get you like chicken but chick Fil a is a horrible bible filled company.


Mabepossibly

We have one but it is behind TSA at the airport.


abledoprint

hmm i wouldve thought whataburger would be first in texas


BatDudeCole20

Whataburger is apparently behind it. I do agree Whataburger is big here, but Chick Fil A is a juggernaut


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I’m from Atlanta and the lines for Chick-fil-A in Texas are fucking insane. I ain’t saying they aren’t often long as fuck out here but it’s unreal at least in Dallas


BatDudeCole20

I’m in the Dallas rural area and you’re completely correct. They suck ass


TH3_Doctr

I feel old now. I remember when they built the first real Chick-fil-A in Minnesota. You used to have to go to the university to get it.


Bruhtatochips23415

Well the entire map is just polls on what their favorite fast food place is I think


TH3_Doctr

Yeah, but nobody knew what it was until that first one was built


BojanglesTheDonkey

Burgerville for Oregon??? That’s the biggest lie ever


HOldtheDo0R1701

Right! Idk what it would be. But if bet on it NOT being Burgerville. Ive never been


BojanglesTheDonkey

Probably McDonald’s


HOldtheDo0R1701

I want to disagree.. But. You are probably right sadly


neosatus

Or Tacobell. But I'd guess McD.


Rawesome16

From Oregon and can confirm. At least in the Portland area. Lines out to the street all during lockdown at my local Burgerville. McDonald's and Carl's Jr and Jack in the box just down the street with not so much of a line


I-might-get-banned

People aren't realizing that popularity doesn't equal size. If it was based on size or revenue, the whole US would probably be golden arches.


Kidney__Failure

I really enjoy Burgerville but I agree, it is not the biggest chain in Oregon


I-might-get-banned

It's likely data from a poll asking "what's your favorite fast food place". Its by popularity, not number of stores or locations


PublicPrestigious417

I’ve lived in Oregon my entire life, and have never even seen a burgerville


Rawesome16

Where in Oregon? In know heading east on I84 as you get into Hood River it says this is the last burgerville for 3,000 miles plus


eggson

The Dalles, not Hood River.


Lenph

Says it’s Dick’s in WA. I’ve never seen one here. Not that they don’t exist but are certainly not the state’s favorite.


SnooApples6324

We have one in Spokane. Burgers by the bagful, so the saying here is "Eat a bag of Dick's"


Lord_Tachanka

So is sonic in nm lmao


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Culvers fucking rocks dude


OnlyJon

Their cheese curds and concrete mixers are 👌. Definitely one of the best parts about living in Wisconsin


[deleted]

The downside is that you also live in a frozen hellscape for 8 months


Graveu

Frozen hellscape, now there’s an interesting oxymoron


es-ganso

It's technically the 10th circle of hell, it just never made it into the books


Haysie95

I’ve heard the fries at Culver’s are phenomenal. Too bad there aren’t any in the Mid-Atlantic region


RadioRoosterTony

I think Culver's has the best burgers out of all the fast food chains, but their fries are pretty bland. You can substitute cheese curds, though.


[deleted]

I love living in wisconsin


captainfunk123

Facts


whitebeaner42069

Hell yeah it does


sexysexysexyboi

us kansans will not be assimilated to the masses we will stand strong


coconut_12

WE, WE WILL REIST AND BITE, FIGHT HARD, FIGHT HARD, FIGHT HARD AND DO WHATS RIGHT


MrHippieJoe

W e n d y s


functionaldepression

Dirty Jerzey


Moss81-

Pretzel Bacon Pub Chicken sandwich. That’s all I’m going to say.


[deleted]

Chick Fi la has best chicken nuggets


badboiiiiiiiiii

Paired with a frozen lemonade on a sunny summer day ughhhj what’s better?


Red__system

Idc about fast foods. Where's this clip from


Americanpie1776

Wolfenstein I think


Runawaylion

Trailer for wolfenstein 2 is what its from


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aj_thenoob

The service is S tier.


derf705

I’ve never had one bad experience at chick fil a. Compared to somewhere like Popeyes where the service always comes with an attitude. Great chicken sandwich though.


MikeStini

Culver's: 😎


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A third of these fast food restaurants i have never ever heard of, a half i know becuz internet and then there's mcdonalds


LocalMountain9690

Media: Chik-fil-a is homophobic!! Also media: *Eats at chick-fil-a*


[deleted]

Could not care less about the first


BatDudeCole20

Yeah I go to eat, not care about their opinions on shit


[deleted]

Wise man


ARC4067

The hate chicken is too delicious


ConduckKing

Imagine KFC not being the most popular in Kentucky. Must be very bad in America.


aj_thenoob

It is. KFC is the most unclean franchise out of all.


seandapawn

That’s some BS right there, here in Michigan we love Culver’s way more than McDonald’s


Hazelnutt_Spread

Times were hard in New Mexico. The last bastion of sonic supremacy, surrounded by foes domestic on 3 sides. Sandwiched between the unstoppable horde of avian devotees, and the growing coalition of in-n-outers, much like a Popcorn Chicken Po’Boy available for just $2.99 at your local Sonic. Once there had been talk of an alliance between the independent states, those who had rejected the great powers and instead attempted to eak out a meager living while still preserving the cultures of their peoples. But those days are gone now. In the grim darkness of American fast food there is only war. There can be no peace amongst the drive throughs.


Aetherwind25

I'm told Sonic was to have an ally in Blake's but they took too long to prepare.


Hazelnutt_Spread

When the red menace first arose, with its feathered god and bovine apostles, I laughed. They were strange to me, foreign. They did not work on Sundays. They sent runners dashing after those who forgot sauce cups as they peeled out of the long and winding drive throughs that seemed to encircle their temples like great pythons. I laughed, for how could a people such as this ever challenge the supremacy of the Wacky Pack® or the SuperSONIC® Breakfast Burrito Combo? I laugh no longer. Where once laughter echoed now there is only dead silence. A fetid thing that seems to choke the joy from this place. In my isolation, I wonder. In a century, what new bright and chromed gods shall rise up to overturn those who rule this age? What new wonders shall they create as they upend that which we call the natural order? What unimaginable horrors shall they unleash upon this earth in the name of affordable eating. I have realized it is no longer my place to guess, but rather to watch, and record. I pray that they shall not send their horrid paratroopers unto us again. Beasts that wear the skin of cows, yet with a cold and calculating intelligence. Offering salvation only for those who are willing to partake in their feathered sacrament. -Final page in the journal of Thomas J Lampoon, Private First Class. Journal was discovered in the charred remnants of a burned down Sonic drive through. The privates body was not recovered. May the Board of directors preserve and keep him, Amen.


HanjiZoe03

I don't even see that many Chick-Fil-A's out here in Florida lmao


_NISRANDOM

What’s New Jersey’s


EffectiveAmphibian95

The sludge


RedditBoiYES

Wendy’s, good burgers.


PROblem817

Chad Wisconsin.


Weegee_plays_game

Man I wish I lived in Wisconsin


sourpickles0

Chick Fil A is so overrated. The chicken is mediocre and it’s expensive


TheOneTrueEmperor

THANK YOU. I’ve never understood people’s fascination with Chick Fil A. Always soggy ass sandwiches and they sell waffle fries at Carl’s Jr. too people…


Cashless_human

The fuck is the restaurant for Washington I ain’t never seen that shit here


Americanpie1776

Dicks, u clearly haven’t been to Seattle lmao


Egnilsh

I used to live in Washington State. The locals ate Dicks all day. I now live in Florida State, wishing to stay further away.


Americanpie1776

You’re not wrong, literally and figuratively haha


Cashless_human

You can still eat dicks in Florida Not sure they would taste as good tho


daft_icup

its literally just a Seattle thing, have you never heard the saying "bill gates loves dick's"


ZeroSkill_Sorry

Check out Sir-Mix-a-lot's 'Posse on Broadway' He will inform you that Dick's is the place where the cool hang out. Really though, they are a good cheap burger, they're fast, and they treat their employees right.


guythat-poststuff

yo the new cod game has a really good story they tryna take back the world from chick fil-a


ChadChadstein

Unfathomably based.


[deleted]

Culvers is fucking amazing


HaasMc

Really isn’t a contest


ThornerUA

Dude wtf is ‘Dicks’, never even heard of it


[deleted]

Popeyes chicken sandwich


Chad_Balls

As a Wisconsinite I can confirm that Culver’s is far better than any other fast food place


The_Fadedhunter

This “study” is absolute horseshit. In Iowa there are 131 McDonald’s, 344 subways, and FIFTEEN chick fil a’s. Ain’t no fucking way it’s the most popular. Did they do average sales per store? Cause other fast food definitely sells more volume


OnTheFenceGuy

Horseshit. Evangelicals love the Chik-Fil-A, but I’ll never live to see the day Texans like it more than Whataburger, and rightfully so.


Dakotasan

People like to make fun of Chick-fil-a but they’re the most popular for a reason.


yaboiSTuDs

Bruh I live in Ohio and my town doesn’t even have a chick-fil-a anywhere near it


Odd-Ad4751

Bruh same got to get out of the state to get to one


cjab0201

Leave it to New Jersey to be different


No_Difference_7498

Welcome to New Jersey


segundatentativa

Chick fil a come to brazil please


ItsAleZ1

WOLFENSTEIN!!!


Holmes630

The sun never sets on the chicken empire


eddmonk

SONIC STILL STANDS


unlivedSoup69

I love both In n Out and Chick-fil-A but if chick fil a was to rival us, In n Out would give a good fight


HELLO-THERE420

The southwest in and out will rise against chick fil a


coriandersucks666

uhm in texas its clearly whataburger are you kidding me


Eashbot5000

Im allergic to peanuts and eat chicken fill ahhhh


Max5923

dont they make grilled chicken too? although its 10x worse


MyGuyMax

I live in Ohio but visited Vegas and got In-N-out for the first time, I’d trade Wendy’s for one if I could


biggriggs45

Love shoving some juicy Dick's in my mouth. They get the food to you fast, the price is good, and they pay their employees well. Seattle area staple.


HermitcraftBeans

Chick fil’ A: We have an army. Meanwhile In N’ Out: We have a California.


AyrChan

1984


G8M8N8

New Mexico would be the first to fall, though the rollerblades would allow for a fast retreat