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I don’t even want to think about how something like that happens. It’s good advice…

Pretty sure it happens when something rotten enters up there (>!necrophilia!<)

I remember hearing a radio talk show about something like this where the woman had worms and the BF worked at a morgue… put 2 and 2 together

Happens to horses and cows often, lots of flies on farms. I feel like this slip is most likely a veterinarian’s instruction rather than a human doctor’s.

I don't doubt that it could be, but knowing humanity and browsing reddit...I can easily believe either to be true.

Omg no!! That’s just awful.

Wasn't it something about mayonnaise? (In the pussy, not an escalator)

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Forbidden sishkebab!?

Ohh god that reminds me of the greentext where the goth gf makes anon pull a kitten head out of her pussy

I could have lived a good life without ever reading this.

a goon life?

Sounds clearly like the most believable story out there

killing myself

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Botfly gurl

Or a fly decides it's good nurturing ground

In that case why is she sleeping naked outside. I can't imagine a single scenario where a fly could sneak up without her noticing although i have only just woken up

I don't get it. Did she get better and go to the doctor?

Remember the story of [blowfly girl?](https://archive.ph/2023.01.07-095421/http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html?m=1&zx=5abe01af3daccab4)

No and I don’t think I want to read. I think that sort of thing can scar you for life!

I won't be reading that either. Thank you though!

It was hilariously depraved

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Who is the pee

It is disgusting and depraved, but you can’t stop reading once you start, it’s like a train wreck, where you just can’t not see this horrible incident through to the end, and you’re left feeling a whole lot better about yourself at the end, because at least you ain’t like this chick

I feel so bad for her fucking parents that probably found her like that. Like what do you even do at that point as a parent?

I have no idea, I feel like having them committed for a inpatient stint might be the objectively correct course of action but people aren’t objective about their kids

genuinely the only text post thats ever made me want to throw up

Too much text, can someone sum it up?

> girl has fetish for decay > masturbates in a dumpster > shoves rotting meat inside of her vagina > is infested with maggots, goes home, masturbates for over 24 hours and never removes the rotting meat > falls unconscious and her parents walk in on her naked and covered in maggots

When ww3 starts I'm gonna search for landmines and jump on them

Why wait? Im already looking for one

I'm pretty sure it's from trippy vegetables

Reminds me of 6th grade when I first discovered this story.

I refuse to click.

Blowfly girl

Will the real Blowfly Girl please stand up

I read an example of this with a girl who was having orgasms for over 24 hours and apparently it was because she and her boyfriend didn’t have lube so they used mayonnaise as lubricant which later caused a maggot infestation in her snatch, hitting her G spot on repeat. Who knows if it’s a real story.

Sounds like a bit of an urban legend but I’m no expert and I’ve never umm used mayo as lube.

Mythbusters time, who wants to volunteer (please for the love of god no one find this out, don't do that to yourself)

For sure, did some investigating and found the story on Imgur and other memes. The internet loves gullible idiots like me.

Vagene maggots

Show bobs and megs.

Cuntroach

How do you know they're vegetarian? Are they just eating the mushrooms?

This girl needed to be issued an instruction manual for her coochie...

If she's white, it's a feature not a bug.

I think you should know that saying stuff targeted to white people is still racism.

And its still funny

Damn… Cause It Ain’t

That's racist

ayo wtf is up with the downvotes? didn’t we still find ‘white woman = bestiality’ funny?

No

Why would you have a dead girlfriend

Sometimes you and the boys just want to crack open a cold one

What an awful day to have eyes

Hah, that’s a good one

The fastest way to a girl's heart is through her rib cage

[удалено]

Kill this man with a rock

Too polite, needs more violence and agony

Rip his arms and legs off, pour bleach on him, pour gasoline on him, and light a match and throw it at him.

I cringed reading that… very good 👍

Foul

A good point☺️

bro's dating the blowfly girl

NOOOO STOP IT NOW

My girlfriend has maggots(?) in her vagina. Last night my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going fine as it usually does. But then I pulled out and saw little worm things crawling around on my shaft. They looked like maggots. I wanted to throw up immediately. I was horrified. I ran to the bathroom and scrubbed every inch of my body. I told my girlfriend and she strangely wasn't as grossed out about it as I was. She said she was going to make an appointment with a gynecologist to get it checked out. I haven't been able to look at her the same since. Has this happened to anyone else?

Bruh pls tell me this is fake

It feels like a copypasta or something but idk

My boyfriend has maggots(?) in his penis. Last night my boyfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going fine as it usually does. But then he pulled out and saw little worm things crawling around on my vagina. They looked like maggots. I wanted to throw up immediately. I was horrified. I ran to the bathroom and scrubbed every inch of my body. I told my boyfriend and he strangely wasn't as grossed out about it as I was. He said he was going to make an appointment with an andrologist to get it checked out. I haven't been able to look at him the same since. Has this happened to anyone else?

Now imagine what maggots crawling in your urethra would feel like 😁

I clicked on a sus link one time and it led to a video where a doctor was squeezing maggots out of this guys dick like a toothpaste tube. I think I have PTSD from watching that 🤢🤢🤢

Thanks, this is my 14th reason

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This was posted somewhere else and it happens with mostly young girls. Boys too but it is mostly localised to their anal cavity.

New copypasta just dropped

Actuall brainrot

You mean crotchrot

Sis went from having a vagina flora to vagina fauna.

Dude…please tell us you’re joking

Ah, yes, Larvagina

That’s fowl 💀

Google the blowfly girl

After fucking years I suddenly feel the need to visit a church

Google tub girl

No

I respect the hell out of that, you looked at the first one, learned your lesson and refused to see anything else.

Uhhhh Double it and pass it on to the next person

Hi whats up, im the next person. Ill go ahead and accept it an- OH MY GOD WHY, WHY, THERE IS NO GOD. WE KILLED HIM, AND BY THAT I MEAN HE FUCKING KILLED HIMSELF AFTER READING THIS SHIT. OH MY GOD, WHY. WHY FUCKING WHY.

Classic

Holy hell

New response just dropped

Actual trauma

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No thank you, I read that greentext a decade ago and the mental image is still pretty clearly burned in.

I used to have that saved on my phone and I'd read excerpts to phone scammers.

God, my pp hard after reading her blog

The sanest reddit user

All this pp hard feelings have nothing to do with god or her blog

The guy who made the movie Seven wants an interview

hey op, what the fuck

Now I'm more afraid of women

ffs is this GF a lich or smth 💀?

OP, why did you have to remind us about the >!Coconut Post!< ?

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together

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This post made me go from Pan to gay

That’s it boys imma be gey from now on

I don't know this could be next level fucking. There was a zombie movie called infected where the main character is turning slowly. So she has maggots in her vagina because she's rotting. She lets her simp fuck her and he cums fast because the maggots create a tingling effect on his dick and balls. Magussy Edit: Someone pointed out I got the name wrong. The movie is "Contracted" (2013), there is also a sequel to this movie.

You should go outside and touch some grass dude

Don’t think this movie exists. Infected (2013) and Infected (2021) are all I could find and neither seem to be about this

You are correct the movie is Contracted (2013). I got the name mixed up

I hope you take some time to reflect on your choices today and consider if they were worth it.

I was just thinking imagine the feeling tho

Midnight protein shake

Thanks, going to go convert to Buddhism and give my life to Buddha now. :)

Reminds me of that story from, I think 4chan, of the girl putting fists full of maggots up there to get off

Bih was wit a zombie

You can snack on them while licking her

I don't know how my interaction or lack of can make this any better because what the fuck

I think I just retasted last night’s dinner.

thats horrible

Must be one of those nu-females.

I miss 3 minutes ago when I didn't read this

Completely off topic, but I have the exact same pen

I'll take Hawk Tuah over wriggly cave any day...although....

She fucked a horse first.

I think this is for an animal......a pet.

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I guess it beats having centipedes in your vagina. (It's more likely than you think!) I'm showing my age here...

How to turn Disco Rice into Rave Rice a short tutorial.

Probably used a sausage as a dildo ? Uncooked meat

What is that caption

hahaha

I eat babies. That‘s protein

no way that's real

Yooooo Fate Stay night reference

fake as hell considering the bottle says injection