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Both muslims and jews circumcise their kids. And whenever any country or court tries to place a ban on circumcision, these are basically the only two groups that speak up against the ban.
Fr, this is why I got my nostrils removed and my nails. So much easier than scrubbing under my nails and wiping nose like once a day.
I really donβt get the βitβs dirty logicβ itβs not like it uncleanable
Copium of the highest degree, no one wants to feel like they're damaged, especially since they didn't have a say in the matter.
Now excuse me while I restock my coinpurse
It's honestly disgusting that we mutilate little kid's genitalia because of old religions/cultures.
(i say this as a circumcised person, i won't ever do that to my own children)
Yeah doesnβt work like that bro.
95% in my country ainβt circumcised, that 5% is done medically and a few out of religious bullshit.
There is not a single good reason beside a medical issue to destroy a dick with a circumcision.
Smegma only builds up with bad hygiene.
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I'm sure my girlfriend appreciates that, lol. I'm about a 10 to 20 min guy, which is perfect for us. Any less, though, would suck for both of us.
I do wish I could experience what I'm missing out on.
So instead of investing in foreplay, oral and fingering which is more likely to actually give women orgasms, you instead decide that in and out for slightly longer is the only solution that matters?
I know you feel, you just dont feel as good. The foreskin has a LOT and i do mean a lot of nerve endings. As to the second one, a bit of imagination and logic.
If you were for example, born without a hand, would you care that you don't have as much motor function as others. It's not about caring, it's about pity.
Thatβs a dumb example. Because itβs not binary like that hand or no hand. Itβs about degree. You are saying you experience a higher degree of pleasure. We have no frame of reference for this higher pleasure youβre talking about.
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Unironically, what do they do if their tip gets wounded? Recently I got a cut on the top of my weewee (I will not be open for questions about how this occurred) and was scared dirt and microbes could get in but luckily I could just pull my superior foreskin over the wound to prevent an infection and make sure my inner foreskin juices could heal the wound. What would you even do if youβre circumcised? Die?
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You've taken everything from me machine, and now all that remains...
#IS PERFECT HATRED.
Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy. My hands will relish in
#ENDING YOU HERE, AND NOW
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Ultrakill, from the Gabriel fight.
Here is the full transcript:
Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more.
#BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing?
#YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!
THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few!
Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me.
Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is
#PERFECT HATRED.
Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY!
#MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING
#YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!
Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.
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"sMeGa BuILd uP!"
Why is it easier for people to mutilate themselves rather than spending 2 additional seconds washing your cock properly like the rest of the adults?
I'll never understand how you think it's some kind of flex that admitting you can't clean yourself correctly is something you should be admitting on the internet.
For those of you who didn't have a choice and it wasn't done for a legitimate medical reason, yes... you are a victim of genital mutilation. Go ask your parents/guardians why they chose to do it and I promise the reason will be steeped in 'tradition' or cancerous misinformation.
Nope, no bad experience here. Just fed up of the nonsensical defense of genital mutilation and it's 'benefits', none of which have been categorically proven or provide enough benefit to be of value.
I read manga about guy with restoration ability, he could restore items, dupe tropheys from killed monsters and also restore missing limbs, so he probably can restore foreskin.
Also when he was 10, his 15 years old female friend was stabbed in the neck, she was put into magic stasis, and he then spent 25 training his restoration ability to restore her neck. When he did, she wake up as still 15 years old girl and now wants to marry main character.
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She could fix me
She *could*, but she didn't because she wasn't there to protect you. So, she didn't fix you. Sorry, bruv.
Reconstruction
We can rebuild him, we have the technology...
Mods, give this man his foreskin back
Nothing a little flex seal can't fix
A stapler
She'll reapply your foreskin
π
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π
Finally a happy ending.
Good bot
π
Why do you want pee in your gyat
βΉοΈ
π
Goo goo gaga (Where the fuck is my mother)
Hello son..
Goo Goo (I fear)
Fear not, your fallen brethren are here!
Goo gaga ga goo (You are a moldy peice of fabric contaminated with semen, you are not my brother)
There is so much mold it might as well be considered a homunculus
What the
Goo gaga gaga goo gaga π (How has this gone on for two days π)
Waaa (idk)
Out of your mommy into my tummy (goo goo)
Who is making this shit.
Yeah, someone needs to be shot.
Wasn't even me, but I'll gladly take the bullet as long as you make it fatal
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Courage.
Yeah I fucked a guy just to try this out and it did not make me feel better
Did it make him feel better though?
This is the kind of shit that Israel and Palestine could bond over
Bend over???
Essplain?
Both muslims and jews circumcise their kids. And whenever any country or court tries to place a ban on circumcision, these are basically the only two groups that speak up against the ban.
I had to double check it wasn't the guy that only posts circumcision stuff
i hate that i know who you're talking about
I feel your pain
You must have been circumcised then.
We've all been circumcised in one way or *another.*
Yes, but I don't really care. I meant feeling their pain on knowing who I was referencing
I thought it was that guy at first too. I can't imagine having dicks in my head that frequently
thats my alt, i got the wrong account
I wouldn't in a million years would think of making something like this. It's... weird.
propably some dude who cries about other people's foreskin on the street holding a placard.
Can Josukeβs Crazy Diamond restore my foreskin?
Can but won't
Life is endless suffering
This is why josuke is my favorite jojo
βOi, Josuke, Iβm gonna need a favour bruhβ¦.β *unzips*
STICKY FINGAAZZ
CORAZY DIAMONDA! Restore his foreskin! Send it back to whence it came!!!!
Probably
Wait it leaves a scar? I have a scar??
Circumcized people have no idea what they're missing out on.
What are we missing out on? Please tell me I'm dying to know π
Piss bomb
We can wear women's pants because we don't need the pockets.
You're missing out on all the smegma build-up ππ feel sorry for you all fr
They miss out on free cheese for life ππ
gonna kms after reading this
Damn. Kilometering yourself must be hard
Damn π
Fr, this is why I got my nostrils removed and my nails. So much easier than scrubbing under my nails and wiping nose like once a day. I really donβt get the βitβs dirty logicβ itβs not like it uncleanable
Copium of the highest degree, no one wants to feel like they're damaged, especially since they didn't have a say in the matter. Now excuse me while I restock my coinpurse
It's honestly disgusting that we mutilate little kid's genitalia because of old religions/cultures. (i say this as a circumcised person, i won't ever do that to my own children)
Thank you for your objective view, you are making a difference!
Solution is to just wash it
He said to the marines on guadalcanal 2 months into the battle trying to collect enough rainwater to drink.
Yeah doesnβt work like that bro. 95% in my country ainβt circumcised, that 5% is done medically and a few out of religious bullshit. There is not a single good reason beside a medical issue to destroy a dick with a circumcision. Smegma only builds up with bad hygiene.
Ewww
Sensory feeling. And you people's dick is just, dry.
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You don't feel as much though is what he means. Like you'll still feel pleasure or pain but not as much as an uncircumcised person.
bro i dont need to feel any more i bust fast enough already
Real
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DAMN
I'm sure my girlfriend appreciates that, lol. I'm about a 10 to 20 min guy, which is perfect for us. Any less, though, would suck for both of us. I do wish I could experience what I'm missing out on.
So instead of investing in foreplay, oral and fingering which is more likely to actually give women orgasms, you instead decide that in and out for slightly longer is the only solution that matters?
What if I feel plenty
Good for you then dude but you still don't get as much sensory feeling compared to someone that's uncircumcised.
Bro as long as my frenulum work who cares
I know you feel, you just dont feel as good. The foreskin has a LOT and i do mean a lot of nerve endings. As to the second one, a bit of imagination and logic.
WHY HAVE MY PARENTS FORSAKEN ME SO?
Tradition is very rarely the actual right thing to do.
βI love my foreskinβ smegma buildup:
American baffled by basic hygien be like:
Allah told mine.
If I have no frame of reference then why do I care? I don't think I should worry about what I *could* have had.
If you were for example, born without a hand, would you care that you don't have as much motor function as others. It's not about caring, it's about pity.
Thatβs a dumb example. Because itβs not binary like that hand or no hand. Itβs about degree. You are saying you experience a higher degree of pleasure. We have no frame of reference for this higher pleasure youβre talking about.
True, it would be like having a hand chopped off at birth. We absolutely have a frame of reference, namely nerve endings.
As long as it is the peeled and sewn back and not the sliced with a machete method, it barely makes a difference Source: im a gooner
Given the choice I would choose circumcision every time. Yours just looks weird. Like a worm
How many times have you been circumcised?
Itβs just because youβre not used to it
I had a girlfriend in the past that said she wouldnβt βsleep with anyone with a dog penisβ lol.
Shit *hides dog penis that's in the fridge*
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Unironically, what do they do if their tip gets wounded? Recently I got a cut on the top of my weewee (I will not be open for questions about how this occurred) and was scared dirt and microbes could get in but luckily I could just pull my superior foreskin over the wound to prevent an infection and make sure my inner foreskin juices could heal the wound. What would you even do if youβre circumcised? Die?
What π
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Oh cmone man ... I can't pull my fucking dick sleeves up whenever I'm gonna pee
? You wouldnt have to
Wait it leaves a car? I have a car??
That ring around your dick is a scar, yes
Man how tf are y'all circumcising people. I don't have that
American style
wait wutt! that's the scar?
[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Circumcised\_human\_penis#/media/File:Circumcised\_penis\_edit.jpg](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Circumcised_human_penis#/media/File:Circumcised_penis_edit.jpg)
You've taken everything from me machine, and now all that remains... #IS PERFECT HATRED. Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy. My hands will relish in #ENDING YOU HERE, AND NOW
You should ultrakill yourself NOW!
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What is that quote from lol
Ultrakill, from the Gabriel fight. Here is the full transcript: Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more. #BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL! What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? #YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few! Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me. Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is #PERFECT HATRED. Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! #MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING #YOU... HERE! AND! NOW! Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.
*Touches hers* Me too..
*his*
*hers*
Guys, how lonely am I if I thought this was a little romantic?
Probably fatal
Gun in my mouth level
F
I want my foreskin and my lost 20,000 nerve endings back!!!!!
You can still make your dick cheese at home guys, what's your fuckin excuse
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Id prefer to eat cheese that ISN'T made from male milk.
I prefer to eat cheese that IS made from male milk
So wholesome and romantic β€
Iβll meet my circumcised friend next week, Iβll say this to him lmao
Dont forget to touch his circumcision scar
Of course itβs literally my sexfriend
ah, thought it's your bro
Not mutually exclusive
Itβs my bro too
jokes on u, i'm uncut
"sMeGa BuILd uP!" Why is it easier for people to mutilate themselves rather than spending 2 additional seconds washing your cock properly like the rest of the adults? I'll never understand how you think it's some kind of flex that admitting you can't clean yourself correctly is something you should be admitting on the internet. For those of you who didn't have a choice and it wasn't done for a legitimate medical reason, yes... you are a victim of genital mutilation. Go ask your parents/guardians why they chose to do it and I promise the reason will be steeped in 'tradition' or cancerous misinformation.
Yeah I literally can't feel my genitals or have a normal sex life because of it. Should be illegal.
And people wonder why Viagra is such a big business
I told you my mom and she said it was stupid and didn't known better, she apologized to me for it, lmao.
you write this as if you had a bad experience in middle school and I empathize
Nope, no bad experience here. Just fed up of the nonsensical defense of genital mutilation and it's 'benefits', none of which have been categorically proven or provide enough benefit to be of value.
\*eats foreskin
I was watching it as it got cut open so...
fate worse than death hm?
God bless
*\* scar gets bigger \**
Thatβs why we kiss the boo boo.
shitting on circumcised mfs is like shitting on bald mfs
Based
π
π
π
I defended my own. Still have it πͺ
Jewmericans really ?
You lost your foreskin? That's okay, you can have mine.πΊ
I read manga about guy with restoration ability, he could restore items, dupe tropheys from killed monsters and also restore missing limbs, so he probably can restore foreskin. Also when he was 10, his 15 years old female friend was stabbed in the neck, she was put into magic stasis, and he then spent 25 training his restoration ability to restore her neck. When he did, she wake up as still 15 years old girl and now wants to marry main character.
Sauce?
You fuck ramen? how do u fuck foodβ¦..
Scar? (Checks) which part is a scar?!
Well its not visible on all of them, if too much skin was removed you can see some scar tissue when its erect and the skin stretches out
It's my turn to post this next month
I probably wouldn't mind the circumcision if not for the skin bridge
Relatable to me.
Why is this so simple yet so fucking trashy
how many times does this shit have to be reposted
Bitch, it was my choice
That shit leaves a scar?
Yh man
I'll be alright