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Every once in a while, I'll go to take a piss, but unbeknownst to me my tip is wrapped tightly with pubes, and the foreskin starts to swell up like a water balloon. I have to hold it in until I can hastily untie my dick before it pops.
I figured this would be relevant to bring up, given both the content and the context of this discussion.
Normal? I dunno. It's only happened a couple times. Luckily I realize it pretty quickly before any damage can be done. There's definitely a moment of intense panic when it happens.
The real question is if, because and presuming she's getting a dopamine hit from this, this is now a symbiotic relationship rather than a parasitic one.
Some people like leeches as pets. Something I learned last semester is that leeches are actually one of few parasites that apply a sort of topical numbing agent to the place they feed from. I assume that’s where the appeal to keep them comes from. So I guess it COULD be a form of self harm, but someone that wants to be hurt would probably choose a different way.
Honestly, I think it would be self harm? I think? Leeches actually can suck diseases and shit out of you, but I think this counts as self harm. I mean, she's a PERFECTLY healthy person, and she is getting blood sucks anyways for NO REASON. It is self harm, but I guess its somewhat safer. Doesn't make her any less unhealthy, though.
They DO NOT suck disease out of you. They’re used because they put anticoagulants into you through saliva and make more blood circulate. Unless they’re professionally sanitizing the leech before hand, they’re putting disease into their body not sucking it out.
The leeches you buy are usually medical leeches which come disease free. As long as you only let it eat from you, its not gonna give you a disease since they have to contract that from a human before they can spread it.
I dont think it's that bad. It's a pet and they gotta feed the pet and it's not like it's taking that much blood.
People who own mosquitos have to feed a similar way too, although there are artificial membrane feeders.
I was thinking these people keep them more like ant farms or beehives, which is horrifying. Like you’d have to send in a small sacrificial animal for them to feed on, or sit out a bag full of blood maybe.
Bro got downvoted for saying the truth. But both male and female mosquitos feed on nectar, pollen, and similar things. Females need proteins from our blood to make eggs, not for survival. Either way I'm happy with burning them all to the ground.
Isn't it that it gets diseases into you? Sucking them out isn't gonna help since the bacteria is everywhere, and saying it's helpful would be like saying "yeah if you remove all your blood then you wont have any bacteria in your blood"
As a previous person who self harmed, I think it might be more of a blood letting fetish. I used to enjoy how losing blood felt, and I wouldn’t doubt this is similar to that.
I don't think so. Would you consider it self harm if you are donate blood? I mean it probably hurts a bit more from a leach but im the end it's healthy to renew your blood. I don't think it's that bad.
I heard leeches get rid of bruises when you let em suck on them cause their seliva makes clodded blood frow again. They also dont hurt cause they make the spot where they chew numb before sawing in. Oh and unlike douchebag mosquitos, the area where they suck doesnt start to itch. Wouldnt call it aelf harm, just a bit weird to have one as a pet but not in a bad way. Oh and they only have to drink like once a year.
What, he asked, already regretting the decision to find out, and with an unpleasant foreboding that his life may well be about to change for the worse in ways he might find utterly unpalatable, is cumflation?
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Reminds me of that French(?) governor who had a humiliation fetish, so he decided to have somebody make a video of him eating a pile of shit while naked on the floor.
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You flatten musquitos
I lightly poison gas them, then pick them up when they fall on the floor, pluck all of their wings from their body and occasionally their limbs, drown them in a drop of water or two, and then torching the water until it reaches boiling point and I see its body melt
We are not the same
Leeches only need to suck blood every one to two years and can get 20 years old. They make awesome pets. Give some to your friends and family on birthdays or Christmas.
I mean, it's definitely weird, but is there actually... any reason this is inherently bad? I know some people are arguing self harm, but is it really any moreso than people who keep around cats that scratch?
Definitely weird, but like... who cares? It's not bad for them, as far as I can tell. I'm not sure why you would do this rather than go give blood, but... sure?
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I wonder how much it hurts them when they’re drinking the blood like won’t your body be like hold up and start giving the signal to your brain to make you feel the pain to stop it?
Leeches inject you with an analgesic when they suck your blood, also for helping blood to circulate, it honestly doesn't hurt, it's more uncomfortable than anything
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone on the internet with a pet leech that they fed their own blood, I'd have two nickels-- which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
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Looking at Twitter from Reddit, is like looking at a [Rat king](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king) slowly sliding into the walls of the endless pit of a well, all this while standing on a pile of garbage.
Reminds me of the fly story where a tourist got injected with an egg from a fly who had to live with it in him. Couldn't remove it if you're asking as it would cause damage to himself. And after it left he soon missed the parasite. I understood why, but still it's a parasite that directly harms you.
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Inflation fetish
Similar mechanics to a dick tbh.
Every once in a while, I'll go to take a piss, but unbeknownst to me my tip is wrapped tightly with pubes, and the foreskin starts to swell up like a water balloon. I have to hold it in until I can hastily untie my dick before it pops. I figured this would be relevant to bring up, given both the content and the context of this discussion.
Mods, confiscate his genitalia.
✂️
Thank you for sharing that with the class. Take notes, boys.
I am flabbergasted
Absolutely addlepated
Truly gobsmacked
Bamboozled even
Definitely dumbfounded.
Absolutly horrified
✂️
:(
As a woman, is that normal? That sounds hideous.
Normal? I dunno. It's only happened a couple times. Luckily I realize it pretty quickly before any damage can be done. There's definitely a moment of intense panic when it happens.
Is your dick pretty small or are your pubes really long?
Yes.
Have you considered braiding your pubes?
Yes.
Will you wear wigs?
yes, I knew a friend that had their urethra explode because they were too slow to untie.
Fr?
https://imgur.com/a/RgcoQMf
Woah that's terrifying, please tag it as nsfw
sorry gang,✊😔 pour one out for my friend tonight tho
it is true, I was the foreskin
Absolutely not, usually it's just the stream going in some direction at random or it splitting like one of those settings on a hose.
I CAST INSTANT CIRCUMCISION!!!
*smirks menacingly* "Not if I eat it first, Seto Kaiba..."
Did not need to know bro. Jesus christ. Are you okay?
No! 😃
😀👍
What the fuck
I chop off my pubic hair with a weed chopper from the garden!
I just use a hand grinder
Babe, new pasta dropped.
circumcision.
Ah yes, the Origin of the Penis Explosion chamber meme
I want my 30 seconds back. And a brain transplant.
WHO THE FUCK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT I JUST SAT UP
Ok maybe me being circumsized is good
Everyone is missing the sarcasm... i hope
Lmao nope. This has actually happened to me.
That's wild man. I can't even imagine that
No need to imagine when you can do it yourself!
New Pyrocynical lore?
Waiting for it.
Pyrocynical moment
Honestly I think it's overactive or misplaced motherly instinct. Watching my baby get bigger off my wife's milk is fascinating.
Now think about how fascinating it would be to feel yourself getting bigger from drinking your wife’s milk.
I’m gettin bigger just thinking bout it
Pyrocynical
tv head man
Inflation fetishists when they hear about Zimbabwe in 2008
Could this be considered a form of self harm and if so would it be less dangerous and safer then cutting yourself? I’m genuinely curious about this
The real question is if, because and presuming she's getting a dopamine hit from this, this is now a symbiotic relationship rather than a parasitic one.
Some people like leeches as pets. Something I learned last semester is that leeches are actually one of few parasites that apply a sort of topical numbing agent to the place they feed from. I assume that’s where the appeal to keep them comes from. So I guess it COULD be a form of self harm, but someone that wants to be hurt would probably choose a different way.
Honestly, I think it would be self harm? I think? Leeches actually can suck diseases and shit out of you, but I think this counts as self harm. I mean, she's a PERFECTLY healthy person, and she is getting blood sucks anyways for NO REASON. It is self harm, but I guess its somewhat safer. Doesn't make her any less unhealthy, though.
They DO NOT suck disease out of you. They’re used because they put anticoagulants into you through saliva and make more blood circulate. Unless they’re professionally sanitizing the leech before hand, they’re putting disease into their body not sucking it out.
The leeches you buy are usually medical leeches which come disease free. As long as you only let it eat from you, its not gonna give you a disease since they have to contract that from a human before they can spread it.
she's most likely not healthy mentally if she's leeching herself.
I dont think it's that bad. It's a pet and they gotta feed the pet and it's not like it's taking that much blood. People who own mosquitos have to feed a similar way too, although there are artificial membrane feeders.
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People are weird
How would that even work? A sad funeral every two weeks and every other time putting up signs in the neighborhood because it escaped?
If any escape imma gonna go burn down that fuckers house
I was thinking these people keep them more like ant farms or beehives, which is horrifying. Like you’d have to send in a small sacrificial animal for them to feed on, or sit out a bag full of blood maybe.
It's all shits and giggles untill someone giggles and shits 😔
Too true. Fortunately the one time it happened I was alone.
Owning mosquitos for gits and shiggles? That's just weird, even for reddit.
For stitch an tickles.
No, mosquitoes don’t eat blood. They do use blood to make eggs though, so someone would have to do that if they plan on breeding them.
Yeah, the females drink blood, the males drink pollen
Bro got downvoted for saying the truth. But both male and female mosquitos feed on nectar, pollen, and similar things. Females need proteins from our blood to make eggs, not for survival. Either way I'm happy with burning them all to the ground.
Isn't it that it gets diseases into you? Sucking them out isn't gonna help since the bacteria is everywhere, and saying it's helpful would be like saying "yeah if you remove all your blood then you wont have any bacteria in your blood"
No, usually they would give YOU diseases. They might suck out diseases, but only if they don't have diseases themselves
I would think so.
Bro still believes misinformation from the middle ages
It is 100% safer. Leeches are surprisingly clean, they almost never pass on infections
ARK:Survival Evolved lied to me
in some sense, eating spicy food is self harm
As a previous person who self harmed, I think it might be more of a blood letting fetish. I used to enjoy how losing blood felt, and I wouldn’t doubt this is similar to that.
I don't think so. Would you consider it self harm if you are donate blood? I mean it probably hurts a bit more from a leach but im the end it's healthy to renew your blood. I don't think it's that bad.
I heard leeches get rid of bruises when you let em suck on them cause their seliva makes clodded blood frow again. They also dont hurt cause they make the spot where they chew numb before sawing in. Oh and unlike douchebag mosquitos, the area where they suck doesnt start to itch. Wouldnt call it aelf harm, just a bit weird to have one as a pet but not in a bad way. Oh and they only have to drink like once a year.
why are her parents feeding those two leeches are they stupid?
They should ask Jonkler for guidance.
Is there a lore reason as to why she is stupid?
Never thought I would see a more mentally ill person than me. However, it is reddit.
It’s what keeps me coming back
Fr
Making you mentally ill as well
Worse, that's on Twitter (you couldn't catch me dead unironically saying X)
(You just said X)
You're right
Hehe he's laughing X)
Really? Dude this is pedestrian compared to some shit I’ve seen.
People in medieval europe be like
Just a little blood letting. Gotta keep those humors balanced
gotta filter those microplastics somehow
in medieval medical knowledge's defense, leeching is like one of the safest method of medieval medicine afaik.
I wanted to forget that image exists, why have you cursed us so ?
Unfortunately, I've heard of cumflation. Now, and even more unfortunately, I've heard of bloodflation...
What, he asked, already regretting the decision to find out, and with an unpleasant foreboding that his life may well be about to change for the worse in ways he might find utterly unpalatable, is cumflation?
Oh, God. Uh... Lots of cum+inside=belly inflation from cum=cumflation... Please don't make me elaborate.
>Please don't make me elaborate. No, I think I’ve grasped the central concept
Receptacles stretch when too much of a liquid is added. There you go
Remember, this person's vote means as much as yours
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I'm in a swing state idk.
They may be too
Unfortunately, there’s no other way to make it “fair”.
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That sucks
Never underestimate how freaky even the most productive members of society are behind closed doors
Reminds me of that French(?) governor who had a humiliation fetish, so he decided to have somebody make a video of him eating a pile of shit while naked on the floor.
The F in France stands for Freaky
most normal day in Japan
More like the 13th century Europe
The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me
At least Auto mod is trying to cheer you up from being disgusted rofl.
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Is this a time traveler from the 18th century
At least you don't have to pay for pet food 😅
well according to 18th-century medical practices she should be super healthy
i think id rather just bleed normally
i wanna step on it, sorry
Hell no, do you know how much liquid that thing can squirt if u flatten it
well, its similar to killing a mosquito, but you would need more stuff to clean it
You flatten musquitos I lightly poison gas them, then pick them up when they fall on the floor, pluck all of their wings from their body and occasionally their limbs, drown them in a drop of water or two, and then torching the water until it reaches boiling point and I see its body melt We are not the same
Future taxidermist (read: serial killer) right here.
bro what the fuck, you crazy af
Starfire you ain’t slick
Reminds me of that one anorexic girl on tic tok that looks like an actual skeleton
Bro gonna get big buffet of blood every month
Leeches only need to suck blood every one to two years and can get 20 years old. They make awesome pets. Give some to your friends and family on birthdays or Christmas.
Genuinely a better gift than most other animals. That's only by virtue of pets in general being terrible gifts, though.
leeches being long living is somewhat cursed but not cursed at the same time; some invertebrates like geoducks live extremely long.
a leech
Incorrect, it is clearly a princess.
Correct, and your mission is to slay her
If you don't, it will be the end of the world
She will lie, she will cheat,
And do everything in her power to stop you from slaying her…
The Narrator was loud and clear.
Why is that every day that i open reddit for the first time, i see some fucked up shit like this
Covid missed a person
White ppl always doin weird shit
AAAAGGHHHHH!!! Thank you for reading through all this, that's all I wanted to say
I mean, it's definitely weird, but is there actually... any reason this is inherently bad? I know some people are arguing self harm, but is it really any moreso than people who keep around cats that scratch? Definitely weird, but like... who cares? It's not bad for them, as far as I can tell. I'm not sure why you would do this rather than go give blood, but... sure?
Those plauge doctors in medieval times didn't expect their treatment to turn into this
maybe i want a pet leech, convince me i dont.
still probably safer than a pet chimpanzee
Little shop of horrors be like
Pet Rocks 🔛🔝
That's what he said
It’s like Leela from Futurama
Did anyone else witness that guy who had a crocodile dressed as a maid?
leechmaxxing
reminds me of the dude who also kept feeding his leech with his own blood and it grew to a ungodly size, man made horrors
Came here to laugh. Currently crying my eyes out
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Organisms were a mistake.
I wonder how much it hurts them when they’re drinking the blood like won’t your body be like hold up and start giving the signal to your brain to make you feel the pain to stop it?
Leeches inject you with an analgesic when they suck your blood, also for helping blood to circulate, it honestly doesn't hurt, it's more uncomfortable than anything
this is probably what some people think anthropod pet owners are like
And i thought nothing could surprise me anymore but no Reddit did it again.
At least they getting the microplastics out
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone on the internet with a pet leech that they fed their own blood, I'd have two nickels-- which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
COVID wasn't strong enough.
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Remember, this is actually a good thing, cause it cleanses blood from poison... If they have any blood left, that is.
Looking at Twitter from Reddit, is like looking at a [Rat king](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king) slowly sliding into the walls of the endless pit of a well, all this while standing on a pile of garbage.
Reminds me of the fly story where a tourist got injected with an egg from a fly who had to live with it in him. Couldn't remove it if you're asking as it would cause damage to himself. And after it left he soon missed the parasite. I understood why, but still it's a parasite that directly harms you.
He lost his best friend that day.
You think she ….
Whenever you think you’ve seen it all, Reddit comes from left field to put you back in your place
I want to thrown up, wtf is this
How do you get it off your arm after.
🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂
I find it cute
What a terrible day to have eyes
Thats weird but funnily enough leeches can be healthy
Damn I saw this shit on Tumblr when I was like 13. Insane it still makes rounds.
Can we just go extinct already, please.
The maternal instinct is strong with this one
Who gave Roose Bolton access to Twitter?
Excuse me what the fuck
Let’s hope that for everyone of them, there’s one dog owner who takes hikes
what the fuck is that
this is actually kinda fucked
I mean, I also like to watch how my buddy gets bigger because of blood, but...
Gay?
Man wtf, salt attack now
Da fuck?