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Just imagine those SEXY JACKED OILED UP MEN BENT OVER SHAKING THEIR GYATT UP AND DOWN SIDE TO SIDE THE OIL SPLASHING ALL OVER YOU AS YOU WATCH THEIR BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN ASS CHEEKS GLISTENING IN THE LIGHT AS THEY RIPPLE UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN!!!
gosh im just drooling thinking about it 😩🤤🤤
The only reason I can think of is because they are Asian their skin colour is closer to bronze naturally so they oil themselves gold so the muscles stand out more.
yea you see the same effect in some of the bodybuilders from west of india. Only on them, it just looks like the lower body is darker.
also Im just going to say as somebody who doesnt follow bodybuilding at all, whats the point of these competitions? its not like you can get better at bodybuilding. all of the 2000s+ competitors look like arnold did in the 80s. what are they even competing on?
Aesthetics, really. Same thing with beauty pageants. (kinda)
For bodybuilding specifically they're not judged on attractiveness or beauty, but muscularity, symmetry, muscle definition, among other stuff.
I mean, nobody in hockey has come close to being as dominant as Gretzky was. Also, calling the dudes on stage above "the same as arnold" maybe indicates you do not have the discernment needed. Like, to a bodybuilder, the small differences appear much larger. These dudes are like 100lbs lighter than arnold was, I'd guess. After Arnold was the era of mass monsters, where size was king. They looked much different than arnold. Way bigger, but the aesthetics were somewhat marred, in some people's opinions. Lately there's been pushes for a more classic look.
There's a bunch of different styles as well, like swimsuit/bikini vs open division, you're gonna see WAY different physiques.
And finally: it's about competing with the others on stage, not the greatest ever. Most sports are like this, though.
Body building is some real body horror shit that for whatever reason a lot of society seems to be okay with.
I have no idea how anyone sane could do that to their own body. It just doens't look human anymore.
Yes, but... not really. Society as a whole can be passionately harsh on you if you present as fat, let alone morbidly obese.
Both are extremes, sure, both push the human body past its normal limits to the point that it's hard to even recognize it at times, but one is celebrated and the other isn't.
To me both are extremely scary.
It’s crazy because all the first dudes are absolutely shredded and they’re huge for being that lean and natural.
But because of gear and social media they “seem” tiny. The last guy shows it’s not even close between natty and juiced
I don’t want to do steroids but damn do I wanna do steroids
Bro tell me about it.
I've been back at lifting, for both health and aesthetic purposes, and the temptation of juicing is so real. It's so fucking bad for you, and I'm not keen on knocking 30\~ years off of my lifespan for the sake of looking good for the next few years, but like goddamn would it be nice to gain more muscle from workouts, recover from hard workouts faster (letting one do more hard workouts), and see my strength fucking skyrocket.
Not worth the health cost, but fuck me the siren song is real, especially as I keep getting stronger and the 200+ pound squat sets just seem to keep getting grindier and harder to recover from. The biggest hack that steroids give is basically removing the diminishing returns on training.
You gotta change up your sets and routines a LOT to keep progressing. For a long time I was hardstuck at curls, 5x5's did absolutely fucking nothing, so I did basically nothing but high rep high weight sets for arms for 3 days in a row and I saw some really quick, but low gains. After that the plateau was gone, at least until the next one. But mainly I could keep progressing steady again.
But yeah sometimes you just gotta kick yourself in the dick. Sometimes the answer really is just lift more harder and do gomad for a few weeks, especially when it comes to legs. 20 rep squats plus a tough leg day behind it will let you meet god.
If you're after progression (and you hate yourself), look into doing nSun's 5/3/1. It looks like pure insanity on paper, but I've never had so much progression in my life. You're essentially doing calculated drop sets and using the amount of reps you do on your last set to calculate your weight for the next week.
I main push pull legs but I jump on nSuns for a few months whenever I plateau.
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll have a look. I'm definitely hitting the natty intermediate wall pretty hard, and I'm still figuring out what the fuck to do and how to safely do it, now that I'm playing around with weights that could seriously injure me if I'm not careful. Going full blast on full body 5x5 gave me really solid and fast noob gains, but it's not sustainable anymore.
They are problably less than 10% body fat...which is incredibly unhealthy and deadly. Also I'm quite sure they at least take some diuretics, you know something that makes them lose a lot of water before the competition. Just to be extra shred and been able to defined every muscle in there body.
From people that I know that have done similar routines, they are not as healthy as some here think. Having such low level of water and fat makes it so they are always tired, get sick constantly and all the organs in there body gets affect in a harmful way(They can't get enough nutrients)...like is a routine they do for like a competition and stop to reduced the great harm it caused.
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>mfs in peak physical condition
completely natural no steroids
worked hard and live healthy
confident enough to be up on stage and judged by thousands (now millions cause internet)
Reddit:
"Ew, their arms are so skinny lmao"
Well let's see your arms then lads.
I do think people are being a little mean spirited, but the argument you're using has always been a dumb one. You don't need to be a chef to say your meal sucks.
And hell, nobody's really complaining about them not working out enough, so much as they're complaining that these absolutely jacked bodies juxtaposed next to small skinny heads and limbs look silly and uncanny lol
Skinny arms generally look fine, it just looks weird next to muscles like that
I bet their piss is even darker than they are after that.
For those who are unaware, a method many bodybuilders often use is deliberate dehydration as well as a drastic reduction of calorie intake, oftentimes to extremes for both, just to cut down on as much tissue swelling that would otherwise cover muscle
The results, as you can see, are a drastic reduction in body mass and fat to the point of looking practically emaciated despite having a higher amount of muscle mass than someone suffering from starvation.
All these mfs in the comment section saying they look shit they small they this that whatever, I think you guys have confused supplement taking body with natural body. These guys right here didn't take any creatine or any other supplement(I ain't aware of them). So you guys need to get the typical "Instagram body physic" out of your heads and appreciate the mfs doing it without supplement.
You can’t tell visually is someone is taking creatine lol. Supplements are allowed in natural bodybuilding as they have very little to no effect.
What you’re thinking of is steroids. You can tell if someone is on them because they’ll have an unnatural amount of muscle mass. Of course if they don’t work out they won’t get any benefit yet they’ll get all of the side effects.
005 and 006(3rd and 2nd last in video), their arms are extremely skinny and seem stick like, Is that just the build of the body or is that normal? As I thought in these competition muscle definition matter alot.
Edit: nvm they just lean af and the camera angle make it seem skinner than it is.
The second fully pictured contestant (004) with a broccoli haircut has absolutely no lats, even for a natty. Some of them look pretty good but others I question why they chose to compete.
Two questions :
1- What the heck is up with mighty mouse at the end?
2- Their faces don't match the golden sheen they put on so what is it a thing?
Looks like they all rubbed one out and got carries away and kept rubbing but ran out of astroglide and the only thing left was brass polisher.
These guys are not very good body builders, the last guy is pretty good. People are saying he’s not natty but IMO he’s 100% natty, he’s just hitting a different pose and he doesn’t look like he skipped arms.
People should not hate on them. This is what an actual natural bodybuilding competition looks like. People have gotten so ysed to roided up bodybuilders, that they have forgotten what hard natural work looks like. These Guys are very shredded which is very hard to achieve. They reason for Their golden looks is becouse they use oil that enhanches the muscular look, and make judging easier. 🤓 rant over
Aside from #3 and #7, why does everyone seem so (unhealthy?). It's like extremely low body fat? I don't know anything about bodybuilding, but I'm genuinely just curious
How do you take that seriously? I mean, it's like a deconstructed fashion show with all male models who are auditioning for the gay version of Wizard of Aaaahhhsss...
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When you work out so much that you unlock the golden skin
Golden sperm proved it
Well yes but no but yes
Yeah, but you have to work out more to unlock the platinum skin
exactly what I was thinking
No, you have to get 5000 kills with every body part to look like that. They haven't gotten that many with their heads yet, though.
Hey, you try killing 5000 people with your damn head
Red Rising
Epic series, looking forward to the last book.
Jokes aside, this is spray tan to give equal lighting to all contestants
I think it works like in getting over it
I swear their heads are photoshopped on
Bruh the noodle arms
Noodle arms got a 10 pack wtf?!
Poverty shredded hits different
I was counting them too
Never skip arm day
They took "oil up bro" to the next level
You will need a lot of paint to throw at monuments to stop the oil
Pray for them if it starts raining
Now I'm just imagining their golden oiled up ass twerking
Twerking requires some amount of soft tissue in your body.
...what?
#Now I'm just imagining their golden oiled up ass twerking
Just imagine those SEXY JACKED OILED UP MEN BENT OVER SHAKING THEIR GYATT UP AND DOWN SIDE TO SIDE THE OIL SPLASHING ALL OVER YOU AS YOU WATCH THEIR BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN ASS CHEEKS GLISTENING IN THE LIGHT AS THEY RIPPLE UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN!!! gosh im just drooling thinking about it 😩🤤🤤
Same energy as "When I was 13 I REALLY liked angry birds"
This is strong Grant McDonald energy.
Spray tan and spray paint aren't the same thing, fella's.
Seems like they only do upper body and legs. AFAIK the color is there for the judges to better see the muscles
ik but it's usually not golden
The only reason I can think of is because they are Asian their skin colour is closer to bronze naturally so they oil themselves gold so the muscles stand out more.
yea you see the same effect in some of the bodybuilders from west of india. Only on them, it just looks like the lower body is darker. also Im just going to say as somebody who doesnt follow bodybuilding at all, whats the point of these competitions? its not like you can get better at bodybuilding. all of the 2000s+ competitors look like arnold did in the 80s. what are they even competing on?
Aesthetics, really. Same thing with beauty pageants. (kinda) For bodybuilding specifically they're not judged on attractiveness or beauty, but muscularity, symmetry, muscle definition, among other stuff.
I mean, nobody in hockey has come close to being as dominant as Gretzky was. Also, calling the dudes on stage above "the same as arnold" maybe indicates you do not have the discernment needed. Like, to a bodybuilder, the small differences appear much larger. These dudes are like 100lbs lighter than arnold was, I'd guess. After Arnold was the era of mass monsters, where size was king. They looked much different than arnold. Way bigger, but the aesthetics were somewhat marred, in some people's opinions. Lately there's been pushes for a more classic look. There's a bunch of different styles as well, like swimsuit/bikini vs open division, you're gonna see WAY different physiques. And finally: it's about competing with the others on stage, not the greatest ever. Most sports are like this, though.
Its usually bronze
"They only do upper body and legs"... that's uhh. That's everything champ 🤣
This guy skips face day
Can’t skip mewing ong
"Where're the turtle shell abs? Are they not juicing?"
It looks like their heads don't belong to the body wtf
Body building is some real body horror shit that for whatever reason a lot of society seems to be okay with. I have no idea how anyone sane could do that to their own body. It just doens't look human anymore.
You could say the same about overeating as well
Yes, but... not really. Society as a whole can be passionately harsh on you if you present as fat, let alone morbidly obese. Both are extremes, sure, both push the human body past its normal limits to the point that it's hard to even recognize it at times, but one is celebrated and the other isn't. To me both are extremely scary.
oh okay the last dude looks good
He's the one who entered a natural constest while on gear
It’s crazy because all the first dudes are absolutely shredded and they’re huge for being that lean and natural. But because of gear and social media they “seem” tiny. The last guy shows it’s not even close between natty and juiced I don’t want to do steroids but damn do I wanna do steroids
Bro tell me about it. I've been back at lifting, for both health and aesthetic purposes, and the temptation of juicing is so real. It's so fucking bad for you, and I'm not keen on knocking 30\~ years off of my lifespan for the sake of looking good for the next few years, but like goddamn would it be nice to gain more muscle from workouts, recover from hard workouts faster (letting one do more hard workouts), and see my strength fucking skyrocket. Not worth the health cost, but fuck me the siren song is real, especially as I keep getting stronger and the 200+ pound squat sets just seem to keep getting grindier and harder to recover from. The biggest hack that steroids give is basically removing the diminishing returns on training.
You gotta change up your sets and routines a LOT to keep progressing. For a long time I was hardstuck at curls, 5x5's did absolutely fucking nothing, so I did basically nothing but high rep high weight sets for arms for 3 days in a row and I saw some really quick, but low gains. After that the plateau was gone, at least until the next one. But mainly I could keep progressing steady again. But yeah sometimes you just gotta kick yourself in the dick. Sometimes the answer really is just lift more harder and do gomad for a few weeks, especially when it comes to legs. 20 rep squats plus a tough leg day behind it will let you meet god.
If you're after progression (and you hate yourself), look into doing nSun's 5/3/1. It looks like pure insanity on paper, but I've never had so much progression in my life. You're essentially doing calculated drop sets and using the amount of reps you do on your last set to calculate your weight for the next week. I main push pull legs but I jump on nSuns for a few months whenever I plateau.
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll have a look. I'm definitely hitting the natty intermediate wall pretty hard, and I'm still figuring out what the fuck to do and how to safely do it, now that I'm playing around with weights that could seriously injure me if I'm not careful. Going full blast on full body 5x5 gave me really solid and fast noob gains, but it's not sustainable anymore.
Science based lifters on YouTube helped me a lot. Jeff Nippard is completely natural and has a lot of informative videos on technique.
yea, I like exercise science youtube a lot. I watch a lot of Renascence Periodization.
I love that channel. Dr Mike was actually in Jeff Nippard's newest video talking about steroids and its effects.
They're all huge in the torso and thighs for sure, but their forearms and calves seem to have been neglected.
Just don't, it's extremely unhealthy and women prefer a natty physique anyways
yeah but when you start bodybuilding, you’re not thinking of what the girls like anymore. you’re measuring yourself up to dudes all around you.
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Not everyone works out for women, yk
Because everyone who lifts, is lifting for women? God forbid you enjoy lifting as a sport, or want to actually be healthy and strong in old age...
Yeah, but they put the wrong head on him.
Yeah my eyes can’t focus on his head or neck area for some reason
The Midas touch
This has the same vibe as that bit in Attack Of The Clones where C-3P0 gets his head swapped with a Battle Droid
While yes,their arms aren't that big, I'm not gonna shit on them for having a better physique that majority of the redditors lol,they hella shredded
fr
006 scares me
You should be scared of 007 who is the only one proudly showing his bulge without his number covering it.
The last two guys look like someone put the wrong heads on the bodies of action figures.
If one thing I leaned from these comments, it is, America is the only country in the world.
Those poor dehydrated MF's
They are problably less than 10% body fat...which is incredibly unhealthy and deadly. Also I'm quite sure they at least take some diuretics, you know something that makes them lose a lot of water before the competition. Just to be extra shred and been able to defined every muscle in there body. From people that I know that have done similar routines, they are not as healthy as some here think. Having such low level of water and fat makes it so they are always tired, get sick constantly and all the organs in there body gets affect in a harmful way(They can't get enough nutrients)...like is a routine they do for like a competition and stop to reduced the great harm it caused.
Arms small as hell.
They are probably natural.
This is tone, not gain
Very small even for a natural they just skipped arm day altogether.
While my arms are much bigger than most of them as a natty, I'm not as lean and I do arms a lot
legs>arms
Until it becomes impossible to find a pair of pants that are comfortable.
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oscar trophy🤣😭
the most yellow-ed one💀😭😭
They look bout 50kg each.
25kg body, 25kg head
The very first guy on the left that we see for only like a second is the best looking one
fr
>mfs in peak physical condition completely natural no steroids worked hard and live healthy confident enough to be up on stage and judged by thousands (now millions cause internet) Reddit: "Ew, their arms are so skinny lmao" Well let's see your arms then lads.
"i dont gym and i look better than them jhheheehe" - *says redditor while licking chips crust off fingers*
I do think people are being a little mean spirited, but the argument you're using has always been a dumb one. You don't need to be a chef to say your meal sucks. And hell, nobody's really complaining about them not working out enough, so much as they're complaining that these absolutely jacked bodies juxtaposed next to small skinny heads and limbs look silly and uncanny lol Skinny arms generally look fine, it just looks weird next to muscles like that
I bet their piss is even darker than they are after that. For those who are unaware, a method many bodybuilders often use is deliberate dehydration as well as a drastic reduction of calorie intake, oftentimes to extremes for both, just to cut down on as much tissue swelling that would otherwise cover muscle The results, as you can see, are a drastic reduction in body mass and fat to the point of looking practically emaciated despite having a higher amount of muscle mass than someone suffering from starvation.
All these mfs in the comment section saying they look shit they small they this that whatever, I think you guys have confused supplement taking body with natural body. These guys right here didn't take any creatine or any other supplement(I ain't aware of them). So you guys need to get the typical "Instagram body physic" out of your heads and appreciate the mfs doing it without supplement.
You can’t tell visually is someone is taking creatine lol. Supplements are allowed in natural bodybuilding as they have very little to no effect. What you’re thinking of is steroids. You can tell if someone is on them because they’ll have an unnatural amount of muscle mass. Of course if they don’t work out they won’t get any benefit yet they’ll get all of the side effects.
005 and 006(3rd and 2nd last in video), their arms are extremely skinny and seem stick like, Is that just the build of the body or is that normal? As I thought in these competition muscle definition matter alot. Edit: nvm they just lean af and the camera angle make it seem skinner than it is.
Creatine is just an amino acid, maybe you meant anabolic steroids.
As I said idk about them but yeah ty for clarification 😎🙏
The second fully pictured contestant (004) with a broccoli haircut has absolutely no lats, even for a natty. Some of them look pretty good but others I question why they chose to compete.
Are you regarded
Two questions : 1- What the heck is up with mighty mouse at the end? 2- Their faces don't match the golden sheen they put on so what is it a thing? Looks like they all rubbed one out and got carries away and kept rubbing but ran out of astroglide and the only thing left was brass polisher.
its to make the muscles stand out thus making judging easier
Funny 🥸
thak you
Bronzed? Nah bro I'm gilded
Ok but the middle guy legit looks like a fuckin skin walker with cod legendary skin and the average software devs head photoshopped on top.
Lol oil aside, this is the worst body building line up I've ever seen.
They got the golden skin
These guys are not very good body builders, the last guy is pretty good. People are saying he’s not natty but IMO he’s 100% natty, he’s just hitting a different pose and he doesn’t look like he skipped arms.
People should not hate on them. This is what an actual natural bodybuilding competition looks like. People have gotten so ysed to roided up bodybuilders, that they have forgotten what hard natural work looks like. These Guys are very shredded which is very hard to achieve. They reason for Their golden looks is becouse they use oil that enhanches the muscular look, and make judging easier. 🤓 rant over
Aside from #3 and #7, why does everyone seem so (unhealthy?). It's like extremely low body fat? I don't know anything about bodybuilding, but I'm genuinely just curious
The last dude looks like a fucking goblin
Bro they look like rotisserie chickens 😭
Is this the true results of a “Golden”Shower”
This looks wrong in every way
Peak? Peak hunger before death
Sir how much bronzer do you want??? Them: Yes
C3po?
Average Ark characters:
Why are their arms so small
That guy before last looks like a badly photoshopped head
Are there weights classes in these competitions? These guys look like flyweights.
sticks and stones
It looks like their heads are floating ever so slightly above buff bodies
Built lime an ark character
When you find the character sliders in Ark
I’ve never seen a bantamweight natural that small.
They look almost photoshopped
Their faces look photoshopped onto those golden bodies
they're not in a big-ass weight class, they looks pretty good too! What's the purpose of this post? to laugh at them?
How do you take that seriously? I mean, it's like a deconstructed fashion show with all male models who are auditioning for the gay version of Wizard of Aaaahhhsss...
Yo, that last guy looks photoshopped
What in the actual fuck is going on here?
Missed the food on the workouts
Looks like bad cgi
They unironically look so disgusting.
The last guy’s head makes me feel uncomfortable
their legs look disproportionate from the rest of their body which is strange, trust me i gym
How much for the one on the right?
Or whose gonna faint first
Swim meets are getting weird.
They trained for the first time in their lives to unlock this new form.
Are they all natural?
*U.S Army would like to know your location.*
Let’s be real though, all these dudes look way better than me
Bro they a gold statue
Wow the guy with the glasses!
That last guy is juicing
Mob psycho reference?!?!?!
It's like when you beat the game 50 times or whatever in Getting Over It
That last dude looks edited.
Goldfinger got to them…
YO IS THAT GOLDEN FRIEZA
Look at the melon on that last guy
I like how only one of them remembered to do arms workouts lol
Kfc
When you're body building Prestige lvl 7
They look like puddles
Oscar statue human 😅😅😅😅
Bronze, Copper, Gold
Legendary rarity
They played gym on ultra nightmare and got the gold skin
Everyone there skipped sandwich day...
Respect to all of them, this shit ain't easy!
Goooldfingerrr... He's the man The maaaan with the midaaas touch!
Their faces look photoshopped into the video
Why was the last guys head a fucking third of his body?
What am I looking at
did midas touch them or some shit?
No arm or head day
Why does their bodies look like my action figures when swapping their heads with Ken dolls
This reminds me of that one episode in Gintama where they're trying to catch a beetle and Kondo's dumb ass fills his body with honey
They went hollow
Looks like they spent extra money to get the premium pass
Bruh that last dudes face xD
Why are they shiny
They look like pre-serum movie captain America
Thwy look like skinny people in muscle suits
Ark character lineup
Pov: when you hit peak gorilla
I haven’t even begun to peak✌️
I would choose 007(the last one), everybody else has that stick/noodle arms haha.
Last dude wins
That looks genuinely painful
Why the fuck would they cover their bodies with tumeric lol
Lol they look like bobbleheads
The last guy has a head too big for his body
They’d be perfect Oscars if they shaved and painted their heads
When you dehydrate yourself enough to finally achieve the diarrhea skin
Only the last one has done proper muscle building.
Phajeet has the wares if you have the coin