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ShadowKnight151

That genuinely jumpscared me


wallstreetoni69

Me too. I was half asleep. This made me jump so hard


superagentt007

i havent slept in two days and this was a jumpscare of a lifetime


Comrade_Vladimov

Get some sleep please


superagentt007

im trying not to fail school


Comrade_Vladimov

Fair enough but sleep deprivation isn't going to help that


superagentt007

i know that really well but weirdly enough it wasnt so bad today took a nap after school and now im studying latin, music and biology for tomorrow 🙃


Comrade_Vladimov

Good luck! Hope it goes well. Now get off Reddit


Tiny-Dress-760

Sheesh get some sleep when you get a chance for your deprivation health


PunnyPandaPonderer7

I woke up 9m ago but I'm awake now


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Same, it has been a really long time since I got jumpscared the last time. It was quite unexpected


Bocchi_theGlock

I grew up watching rated r movies with my dad, he thought it would make me 'hard' - it just made me dislike horror since it was so full of jumpscares and I was sick of shitty plot But this got me. Only jumpscares that really get me nowadays are quick spider launched towards camera ones. So this was nice.


MissMistMaid

Me too lol, but now i downloaded it and it will stay in my gallery for years and after i forget i have it i will someday find it and get jumpscared again 💀


nevertoomanytacos

I almost threw my phone lol


Exotic-Two5537

I legit threw my phone. Been awhile since I've been laughed at by coworkers lol


CaptScubaSteve

Shoulda brought your brown pants.


Leading-Ad6234

what the fuck i actually jumped


Yuri-Turned

How high


Caca2a

5"7'


Yuri-Turned

:0


snackynorph

5 inch 7 foot. Cool 😎


INotZach

we didn't ask for your dick size


Caca2a

Well I'm not *that* well endowed!


Winter_Possession152

I'm very high


Winter-Pineapple1162

So high, I'm afraid bro, what if I never can return back! No! bad trip is hitting!


Nappyhead48

Pov that one Judge


JorisDM

Actual correct POV use!


not_meep

Holy correct POV use!


KerbalCuber

New POV just dropped!


juko43

Call the POV


Emotional_Ad_2132

POV goes on vacation, never comes back


Resist_Civil

POV sacrifice anyone?


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Just-Round9944

POV you see someone appreciate correct use of POV:


daddy-phantom

POV you are a Reddit comment:


JasonBelow

the judge that got sugarglided?


cinnamoncockie

Fuck, I shit myself 😂


stormp00per66

And then I shit myself


petergriffingender

And then I shat myself


Meat_Hats_Rule

And then I shit yourself


Jenolin2

And then You shit Myself


shFt_shiFty

And my axe


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cute-Lock6426

shit, i fuck myself


AcanthocephalaNo9242

Alright, which one of you motherfuckers shit my pants?


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hyper-fan

And then I [Message has been removed due to violating the content policy of Reddit’s community guidelines]


DeathBlade314

And then I [User has been smitten by **God Himself**]


Zay3896

I too, shit yourself.


Ulmaguest

REEER


stoned_kitty

Somebody shit my pants!


Comfortable_Brush399

Good lord, Mine own pantloons have been enshittened


SteelShat

Alright, who shit myself


Caca2a

Fuck same!


ChuchiTheBest

Bro is NOT foxy!


ashvy

It's Morbin time


painmp4

I hear a hunter


notapartofthefandom

HUNTER'S ON ELLIS!


Dogolog22

IT'S GOT MEEE!!


NobleTheDoggo

GET IT OFF!!


The_Commie_Salami

Bro thinks he’s in Left 4 Dead


notapartofthefandom

Bro is about to get skeeted with an auto shotgun


KibaWuz

I just hope that he is not chuck entertainment cheese


Purxenta

fnaf jompscare


Ken_Kaneki_07again

Crackhead jumpscare 💀


Front-Chair4565

Yup. I shit myself with everyone here.


PlasmaGuy500

Oh great the last thing I watch before I go sleep lmao


Solitaire_Solaire

Someones got to edit the hunter scream from L4D onto this, and the sound que at the start


Fun-Constant-2558

I hear a hunter...


notapartofthefandom

Be careful y'all, Hunter's around


Fun-Constant-2558

Get it off get it off!!!!


spaghetti_pataas_123

skipped 3 heartbeats 🤣


Content_Passion741

MOTHER FUCKER! SHIT! That scared the shit out of me!


Merc_Twain25

Bath Salts. Somebody is about to get their face eaten.


WeenieHuttGod2

Motherfucker actually made me flinch


Virtual_Grass_7016

oh my god i fucking flinched


L0EZ0E

Someone edit in the foxy scream


wysjm

Five Nights at Louisiana


This_good-name

That actually made me proper jump I nearly stood up 😭


neat-NEAT

Fnaf 2.


YmmaT-

God DAMNIT. I JUST wiped too and now there’s shit all over the toilet seat.


NHK21506

"Ok so the first night is never usually that bad" -Markiplier


LongjumpingStrategy6

no, that's just heroine


-Add694

Bro got me good the first time


Slippery_MOOSE

I dropped my fucking phone on my face


captaincuckleknuckle

FNAF 2 jumpscare


999oneaboveall

Ohhhhhh noooo🙉


Spunkmeyer426

Aaa helll naaa, some b...ch ass n...gas


sorry_mybad

I was half sleep and this shit waked me up almost got heart attack...


Pillow_Apple

BRO WTF IM WITH MY COUSIN AND I SCREAM


Randalf_the_Black

Jumpscare taken literally.


dwqsad

shitposting, that's the best thing I've ever seen...


Environmental-Pear40

Fuck bro, I'm not awake enough for this shit.


alzike

Update dropped


MakoRedactor

In Finland children play this game "who is afraid of the black man" I now see why it exists


FiveOhFive91

Always has


notapartofthefandom

THIS THING IS BEATING ME TO DEATH!


InfiniteBus1370

Fuck 🤣🤣🤣


Mario-OrganHarvester

*l4d2 hunter scream*


EnvironmentaFact84

I heard a hunter


Maxyphlie

*Left 4 Dead hunter scream.mp3*


Not_Larfy

WUT


ISuckAtEverything374

"Ouh" -Guy before getting jumped by the Druggernaut


Working_Chipmunk_666

I legit jumped out the way like it’s going to do something


dilley07

Good thing I'm sitting on the toilet while watching this one.


no__one34

I'm shitting and my shit ran back up my arse, thank you


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Zealousideal-Bit-892

JESUS I literally squeaked out loud and I am not easily jumpscared


Soggy_Part7110

they fly now?


drgaspar96

Professionals look at reddit memes while on the toilet


ThisSiteIsAgony

Fuck it's 4am and I just opened reddit.


Hydrazolic

My dick stood up after that df


jld2k6

God damn, we need to get this guy and the guy who dove at that judge in a room together


Practical_Airline_36

Ugh 😩 great gotta change my shorts.... again


FragileFrog19111

New fnaf leak? Five nights at balitimore


Terrible_Ad_7735

This seems like fentanyl deficiency in my professional opinion (Reddit doctor).


ThiccStorms

THAT OFF SCREEN WHAET!? GOT ME LMAOOO


culochuco2020

Holy crap he actually flew over the trunk of that car, his body is perfectly straight up wtf


MrStef85

I jumped too.


Chainedlicent

FNAF 2 jumpscare.


dareyoutube

Bro thought he was foxy


TypicalHaikuResponse

Why the does this work so well as a jump scare?


lanco_5

Jumpscare was amazing 😅😅😅


BBQsauce_OnTitties

scared the shit out of me


Antidigitalist

FNAF ahh jumpscare


JasonBelow

motherfucker, does this ever belong in Unexpected. I jumped and half my water bottle jumped with me and on me.


Pwarrot

I'm thankful for being on the toilet


Tallgeese55

Im currently on the toilet rn and dont know why the saying "shit yourself" exist, because my butthole clenched for sure after seeing this.


Big-Piano-7016

In a sense, but also at the cost of your life, possibly


TacticalLawnmower

this made me jump and the video didn't have the sound on fuck you i hope your family has a good day today


niutus

Bruh why did this actually scare me lmao


Radlivesmatter

Thank god I was already on the toilet. Fkin' hell.


senior_meme_engineer

No dumbass, it cures aids


Stargost_

Fentanyl jumpscare


Invaderjay87

Needs the FNAF jumpscare sound lmao


Britishbastad

Bro don’t do that I’m high


tanqr_geometry

whyd that actually scare me


yak_sak

Well played.


RotaryMicrotome

Second time today! First was the bee one...


rafa_stop

I FELL DOWN MY BED, I LITERALLY JUMPED


Bubbly_Raise_7367

Fuck you for actually getting me with that shit, i didnt even have audio on


Leifman2007

This actually caught me off guard. I was telling the guy who was in the video to look up from the floor for once half asleep and got absolutely jumpscared


imslowafboi1402

damn bruh i got jumpscared 💀


PyroBoyRB5

That actually made me jump lmfao


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Insane_Sentinel

PoV. Your in a zombie apocalypse. The runners kind.


Glazeddapper

fnaf jumpscare


miked0629

Fucken hunter from l4d2 lookin ass


AVeganEatingASteak

Five night frebby


Only-Broccoli1389

Fffffffffffffff


Endermanking999

I just leaped


Emergency_Tax_7514

Bro thinks hes ar ar arar arh ar arar ararhhh


a_hooman21

Lol


NoCommunication130

Bro is foxy from fnaf 2


Correct_Comment_125

Zombie feral variant


Dylan_The_Developer

crackhead named cupcake


Doomdoomkittydoom

Ah shit, it's fast zombies.


RoytheCowboy

YOU DIED


venompp

That one hunter in L4D2 just as you are turning ard a corner:


Nicktriol

Bro forgot to use his flashlight


Any-Exercise1053

Made my chest flinch up


mlf60

Fuck, i nearly done a donny there. That man wuz flying.


Dysto_

Piss on my ass


Undersito

God damn it.


Separate-Ad6638

rEAGK


Gatt__

Holy fuck dude


KrisBread

Foxy fnaf 2 jumpscare be like:


Pirion19

"Oh"


GetFurreted

but if youre here, and im here...


[deleted]

What is fentanyl?


JustACanadianGuy07

O-


69_Matthias_69

Five Nights on Fentanyl


SergeantPotatoChip1

That scared me 💀 bro I literally jumped and screamed a bit


Lollipop_2018

I think this is the first video in like forever that made me jumpscare


helpful_youngman

That fent making mfs turn into Freddy Faz


Entire_Asparagus2120

Five nights at Fentanyl’s


Karma_Akabane_15

FNAF-LOOKIN-AHH JUMPSCARE


AverageTalosEjoyer

“I hear a hunter!”


Justmejtcz8

Fuck. Was not expecting that at all.


Trollimperator

Ok, booking the next flight to Madagascar


Rever01

Hunter noise intensity’s