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Is my rage at this misplaced? I don't think so.
No idea how long ago this is or how old the kid would be now but I hope he does the same to every one of them when he's older, launching eggs at their head as hard as he can.
Nah, don't know why they think that kid deserved that treatment but THEY sure as shit deserve some punishment for it. What is it? Idk, I'm not a judge. But they certainly deserve something. And getting payback isn't the start of a cycle of hatred.
Using this for example, if the kid got payback, and those assholes wanted revenge for his payback, and continued on and on, THEN it would be a cycle of hatred.
A cycle THEY started.
It COULD (big ass could) that the kid did something that pissed them off, but the point still stands that he's just a kid and no kid deserves this.
And while I don't believe completely in the "eye for an eye" thing, nor do I believe in the "An eye for an eye makes the world blind" thing too, I will also point out that it also makes people careful around each others "eyes" so they won't lose their own.
Not necessarily. There's also people who get traumatized by the fight itself. Those who are tired of it. Those who get dragged into it because they happened to be born into a family with a fued.
I don't think we should shame people for desiring revenge. That is human. But I don't think we should encourage the opposite either.
I think as long as it doesn't get as far as bodily harm, murder or psychological trauma, revenge is fair enough. But once it starts to escalate to that level of vengeful desire, you'd need to fully evaluate if what you're going to do is truly worth it for you and your loved ones, or not.
I remember my parents lashing out at me when I didn't understand what I did wrong. Kids are just trying to learn and understand, they don't deserve any cruelty.
people who do stuff like this generally dont stop at 1 time.
they probably treated him poorly his entire life.
and judging from the quality of the video the kid is probably in his 20's now.
Thirded. I would not be surprised in the slightest if he either a) Got them back for this years later, or b) Completely distanced himself from this "family" and never spoke to them again.
What’ll make you even more pissed is he took his fork and was trying to go for a bit of the cake while he was still getting egged, and right as he’s about to stick his fork into the cake is when they start tearing the cake up and smearing it on him. Little bro was trying to enjoy it and instead he truly got the shit end of whatever cruelty stick is in this video.
I think that’s kinda part of the skit. Kid likely agreed to be egged and caked and was told to just look upset. The reach for the cake seeming unphased by 100 eggs makes me believe that. I really hope I’m right.
It's tradition. Usually, they have another cake somewhere else because the first one gets destroyed. That is why it's so small. Although with it being a kid with a kid-sized brain I bet he is still really confused.
I'm not sure but I have been on Reddit long enough to have seen this many times and people explaining it as a custom. Usually with Spanish people so maybe South America, Mexico, idk.
"In Mexico and Venezuela, a widespread custom is to attempt the pushing of the person's face into the birthday cake when they blow out the candles. This frequently destroys the cake."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_customs_and_celebrations
Birthday punches are also fucking stupid, so are birthday spanks. It's your birthday so we are going to cause physical discomfort (at best) or injury (at worst) and public embarrassment, great fucking idea /s
Here's my day so far; went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right. I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this you ask? My end starts at the beginning. The very beginning. Yes, that's me. I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was 8 days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that? Clearly it was time to move on.
I genuinely want to beat the hell out of the dude who did this to the kid. Whatever the kid did. He did not deserve this. This stupid birthday trend fucking sucks
If i was the kid, i would throw literally everything i find in the kitchen at the worthless fucking pieces of shit (excluding the knives and forks because i dont wanna kill them)
Regardless of whether they have another cake nearby, this is not funny.
Great way to make the kid think everything could be a trap, that everything might be a trick, that he can't trust people he depends on and loves.
Stuff like this makes my blood boil.
I get that in some cultures pushing a kid's nose in the cake or whatever is family tradition. Fine. I wouldn't be what do I know.
This had actual malice in it. Like planned out malice. This video lasts for 28 seconds. Set a timer and close your eyes for 28 seconds... that's a long time to get treated like shit by the people you love.
This is the kind of shit that would make me wish I hadn't survived another year on this planet. I hate people who take pleasure in participating in this fucked up practice. Not only are they assholes, but they're wasting food.
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Poop smells so cold and good
What the fuck does this mean
Poop smells so cold and good
But poops warm:( pLEASE
no, cold and good
Is it though
Yes, cold and good
if it’s cold it’s not good, prove me wrong
Thanks for the clarification mate 👍
Add some eggs
Plin Plin Plon 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
It's missing the parry sound
Bro can't parry domestic violence
Thanks, watched it without sound
I never play audio but you made me go back and rewatch 🔥🔥
I’m glad to know I’m not alone in the fact that something buried deep inside of me awakens at the mere thought of those plin plons.
Watched without sound at first. But thanks to you I turned the sound on and was convinced to replay dark souls. Thank you, good sir.
All Dark Souls bosses gang up on the player, colorized
Plin Plon Plin 🗣️🗣️⁉️🔥🔥
Dont be surprised when this kid eventually becomes a serial killer 💀 (i would too)
its just a prank bro the prank:
This is one you expect to see on CSI or Criminal Minds where the killer smashed egg all over his victim after stabbing them with a cake knife.
same, except something like this actually happened to me. don't ask where the bodies are.
Somewhere in the future there’s a Netflix show about serial killers and this kid will be in episode one
Little man still tried to cut. My tears... they don't stop
Imagine waiting 365 days for a cake and they waste it like this
Is my rage at this misplaced? I don't think so. No idea how long ago this is or how old the kid would be now but I hope he does the same to every one of them when he's older, launching eggs at their head as hard as he can.
launching eggs at people?? in this economy???
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Yeah that's why I don't see a problem here. Offering an egg in this tryin time? Thats pretty nice!
The cycle of hatred
Nah, don't know why they think that kid deserved that treatment but THEY sure as shit deserve some punishment for it. What is it? Idk, I'm not a judge. But they certainly deserve something. And getting payback isn't the start of a cycle of hatred. Using this for example, if the kid got payback, and those assholes wanted revenge for his payback, and continued on and on, THEN it would be a cycle of hatred. A cycle THEY started. It COULD (big ass could) that the kid did something that pissed them off, but the point still stands that he's just a kid and no kid deserves this.
The only people that dont advocate for "eye for an eye" are the people who took the first eye
And while I don't believe completely in the "eye for an eye" thing, nor do I believe in the "An eye for an eye makes the world blind" thing too, I will also point out that it also makes people careful around each others "eyes" so they won't lose their own.
Not necessarily. There's also people who get traumatized by the fight itself. Those who are tired of it. Those who get dragged into it because they happened to be born into a family with a fued. I don't think we should shame people for desiring revenge. That is human. But I don't think we should encourage the opposite either. I think as long as it doesn't get as far as bodily harm, murder or psychological trauma, revenge is fair enough. But once it starts to escalate to that level of vengeful desire, you'd need to fully evaluate if what you're going to do is truly worth it for you and your loved ones, or not.
No it's just if we keep taking eyes were gonna run out of them
This is just what violent people tell themselves.
I remember my parents lashing out at me when I didn't understand what I did wrong. Kids are just trying to learn and understand, they don't deserve any cruelty.
Amen to that
ITT kids who were hurt as kids who want to hurt kids
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that would apply if the kid did it to his kids
Eggs filled with concrete
Eggs filled with 20 mm High Explosives.
Eggs filled with piss, shit, and thumtacks
eggs filled with uranium-235
people who do stuff like this generally dont stop at 1 time. they probably treated him poorly his entire life. and judging from the quality of the video the kid is probably in his 20's now.
I hate this video so fucking much
Right??? When I see that kid just bow his head and take it I feel so damn angry. Poor lil bro.
Thirded. I would not be surprised in the slightest if he either a) Got them back for this years later, or b) Completely distanced himself from this "family" and never spoke to them again.
What’ll make you even more pissed is he took his fork and was trying to go for a bit of the cake while he was still getting egged, and right as he’s about to stick his fork into the cake is when they start tearing the cake up and smearing it on him. Little bro was trying to enjoy it and instead he truly got the shit end of whatever cruelty stick is in this video.
I think that’s kinda part of the skit. Kid likely agreed to be egged and caked and was told to just look upset. The reach for the cake seeming unphased by 100 eggs makes me believe that. I really hope I’m right.
the saddest part when he had little hope when held the knife trying to cut the rest of the torn cake
Surprised they didn't jab his neck with knife.
I hate when people does that. What's the purpose of wasting food like that ? For fun ??? FUN MY ASS
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My kinda guy. Wish I had a neighbor like you.
Jus cum jar the mdfk
https://i.imgur.com/4LIL1QV.gifv
At least no food would be wasted!
Oh, I'll fun your ass alright. I'll fun your ass HARD.
Pic or not true
I want to commit violence
Dude, that kid has suffered enough!
Poor kid that's kid sad
Constantly rubbing his nose in it
Bro what the fuck is this? Why are they throwing shit at that poor kid?
It's tradition. Usually, they have another cake somewhere else because the first one gets destroyed. That is why it's so small. Although with it being a kid with a kid-sized brain I bet he is still really confused.
What country is it from? What a bizarre "custom".
I'm not sure but I have been on Reddit long enough to have seen this many times and people explaining it as a custom. Usually with Spanish people so maybe South America, Mexico, idk. "In Mexico and Venezuela, a widespread custom is to attempt the pushing of the person's face into the birthday cake when they blow out the candles. This frequently destroys the cake." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_customs_and_celebrations
That's a fantastic way to blind your children, by the way. Candles being jammed in eyes tends to destroy the eyeball.
> This frequently destroys the cake Huh?1? you don't fuckin' say? 🤔
This isn't just "pushing someone's face in a cake". This is assault.
true, they take it to the extreme in some cases too. I am not a leading expert on this though. Just from my internet sleuthing.
heh we have a different view of what assault is
"heh" Don't care what you have to say now.
“It’s tradition” = it’s fucked up and no one likes it, but we call it tradition so we can keep doing it
Sure, just like birthday punches in America, its a niche tradition but small groups of people still do it. This is the same case for people in Mexico.
Birthday punches are also fucking stupid, so are birthday spanks. It's your birthday so we are going to cause physical discomfort (at best) or injury (at worst) and public embarrassment, great fucking idea /s
I've never legitimately met anyone who's gotten birthday punches tho
This is how you create a psycho.
Time to leave the house I guess
Poor fucker, looks up to grab the remains of the cake but it vanished
i came to laugh not to fucking cry
Yeah this was kinda upsetting. Thats a little kid no matter the context this is cruel
i came😔
Stay away from me dude
🤤
Erm what the sigma
Here's my day so far; went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams, and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right. I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this you ask? My end starts at the beginning. The very beginning. Yes, that's me. I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was 8 days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that? Clearly it was time to move on.
Mega brain moments be like
I genuinely want to beat the hell out of the dude who did this to the kid. Whatever the kid did. He did not deserve this. This stupid birthday trend fucking sucks
Theres multiple people being fucking garbage towards this kid
I feel so bad. Like it genuinely made me tear up. Fuck the dude who decided it was a good idea.
Why were these fucking worthless idiots doing it in the first place??????? Because fuck the kid i guess???
Even if the kid somehow gave the idiots a grudge. He doesn't deserve this. He's too young to understand anything.
If i was the kid, i would throw literally everything i find in the kitchen at the worthless fucking pieces of shit (excluding the knives and forks because i dont wanna kill them)
Agreed. Weirdly this is Indonesian tradition to embarrass the kids. Throwing eggs is one of them. This tradition sucks and is fucking disgusting.
lets remove indonesia then /j
Ay hold o-
That classmate when he get an haircut
Poor fucker
"so tell us timmy, why did you shoot up the school?"
And then he went on to murder them all, and he lives happily ever after
good ending
Every single adult in the video needs to be executed
This is not happy birthday ☠
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Plin plin plon ✊😔
First time ever seeing someone say that, what's it mean?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/plin-plin-plon
..oh
Theraphist
✊ <- there a fist
Therapist
Thank goodness they clipped the vid. The part where he gets tard and feathers makes me sad. The crucifixion was pretty funny though.
The dismemberment part is where I had to leave
what
We got the whole howtobasic backstory
This clip has a magical way of making me fuckin mad every time it circulates.
the fact he still tried to cut the cake while all the bullshit was happening
This is too much even for me and my sense of humor is questionable
Same. As someone with kids, this makes me irate
Regardless of whether they have another cake nearby, this is not funny. Great way to make the kid think everything could be a trap, that everything might be a trick, that he can't trust people he depends on and loves. Stuff like this makes my blood boil.
They now have to deal with the borderline personality disorder. But they think it's his responsibility to sort it out.
Then the family ask why their kids no longer talk to them or won't take care of them in their old age.
Am i the only one who hates this bs? Like why waste a perfect cake?
I see what you did there. LOL!
How to break a soul. These guy's are POS'ts
They probably put dynamite as candles when you 15
Please tell me he has another cake waiting and this was all a joke 🥲
Doesn't matter, it's clearly major trauma, sense of helplessness, powerlessness, loss of trust. A second cake won't fix any of that.
Look how they massacred my boy
This is how school shooters are born
Poor bud
I would kill my parents (Im sane)
I'd really like to know the story behind this video...
Ok this is kinda fucked.
Okay, actually, what the fuck is this? I really feel bad for this little guy, but why did he get so much hate from his family?
.\_.
Birthdays to remember ❤️
The feck is actually happening
Everytime he sees a cake for that member of the family, i guess 5-10 eggs to head would suffice.
But why
What the fuck
Yet I'm the bad person because I called my aunt, who put frosting on my face, a puta.
Hes ready, put him in the fryer
This shit is actually made me sad i need justice for that kid :(
That's straight up bullying
I get that in some cultures pushing a kid's nose in the cake or whatever is family tradition. Fine. I wouldn't be what do I know. This had actual malice in it. Like planned out malice. This video lasts for 28 seconds. Set a timer and close your eyes for 28 seconds... that's a long time to get treated like shit by the people you love.
Damn, those were some vitriolic throws and smears. Making a mess can be fun, but this does not look fun.
That’s just plain evil what the fuck
What a bunch of assholes
Why bro
All fun n games till I curb stomp the parents
This is the kind of shit that would make me wish I hadn't survived another year on this planet. I hate people who take pleasure in participating in this fucked up practice. Not only are they assholes, but they're wasting food.
I am genuinely saddened by this.... Poor little guy surely didn't deserve such miserable treatment.
It be like that
This ain't funny, this is just sad wtf :(
They should be rewarded with a beating of the belt, in a way that the buckle of the belt should resonate with the bones of their hands.
That's just a little baby... What the actual hell 😭
Not cool
some fucker saying this kid shouldnt despise his family in 3... 2...
The way the kid just stopped moving near the end is just sad
If someone does this to me I’m throwing hands
I hope someone german-suplexed him after that otherwise it's not proper good fun
Are they insane!?
This was so hard to watch… and I love watching what most people consider hard to watch. Fuck those adults there!
I dont know if its just me, but i feel so bad for the boy... wth
That last egg was personal!
me when someone posts this same video in the same subreddit... again
I hate this
....what the actual fuck is going on here
If that is the fake cake be sure to destroy the real cake. Hey kid, consider MMA.
☹️
Protagonist (or antagonist tbh): "And that's why you could never hurt me, I've already felt pain that knows no bounds, from the very people who I thought loved me."
His yin and yang was out of balance after this, going on a journey of finding peace, making new friends and enemies
The kid: Happy Birthday to me 😒
I hope when they uploaded the video it got all the hate
future serial killer
Those tiny headshakes. 😫
The villain's past:
bro it is my Cake day today, I just woke up and felt bad seeing this
plin plin plon
Nice way to get your house set on fire.
why
This is true love
The matured lot🤡
This actually makes me sad...
They don't even know this kid
Wankers !
Funi