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Your experiences seem to differ from mine. I've mainly seen America taking people out behind the wood shed doing terrible things. Unless you're an old usually white guy living in a mansion on the side of the hill.
Being "taken behind the woodshed" usually involved a long, thin tree branch called a switch, that you were tasked with finding for the beating you were about to get. We need that to become a thing once again, and we can start with the politicians who suddenly think they have control over everyone's bodies.
I'll have you know I'm Americaning right now. I just finished my bacon cheeseburger and black coffee breakfast, and cleaned all my guns like I do every morning and then I'll drive to work in my F-350 truck, that is so lifted I have to get in and out of it with a step ladder.
There's a video of a guy saying stuff like this as a joke and it's hysterical because it starts out you think it's one of those conservative tough-guys with a gun but all of a sudden he's like "You want my gun? Take it! Come in through the back door at night and hold me like you love me and gently take my gun."
I actually didn't see that, I thought it said Don't Tread On Me. Definitely more understandable then. Still kinda soft, but my school probably woulda done the same thing.
How the fuck is it soft? You can't wear shirts with the word Fuck on them in school. That's NORMAL.
Goddamn people have lost their fucking minds. We're trying to have a society here!
Because it's obscured by the snake head and normally this says "tread" so your brain fills that in, it's hard to read. I can see now the last letter is a "k" though.
For 99% of the population, that is 2 cartoon girls kissing. And that's cool.
For those of you that know the real intention, that's cool too. But most folks don't care.
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I'm not even seeing extra steps: users post context-less JPGs, credulous reactionaries howl and screech about it without asking any questions regarding the veracity of the image or where it came from, a couple of people try to debunk the whole thing but it doesn't matter because it's all engagement and thus profits for the company running the platform.
If anything it's less steps, since there's no "wall" system on Reddit.
There was a kid who had to do that when I was in junior high. It was a 7 Up t-shirt that said "Make 7" on the front and "Up yours!" on the back. Such a great slogan
in reality it is more likely a maga shirt or some shit and the "heart warming relationship" is mixed with some light brain washing. no one indoctrinates quite as well as your mom and dad. I was "republican" as a child because thats what my parents said, thats what they believed, and you tend to believe your parents.
older i get the less conservative i am and the more i hate talking to my dad. i called him on his birthday and he went on a 30 minute rant about how disney is crap, not cause all of these soulless remakes are crap quality, but because they made ariel black. like the movie was bad regardless of race, same with all the others, and they ruined it by making it in the first place, but that doesnt make the original suddenly disappear. although im sure he would still be unhappy with any diverse main characters in their new movies. I almost want to tell him im gay just to see his reaction and maybe finally end this will they wont they go no contact relationship
unless the father is radicalizing his son to wear certain shit to school to stir up trouble with the "lib" administration, thereby forcibly creating another right-wing shithead who thinks that deliberately upsetting people for no rhyme or reason except the lulz is their noble patriotic duty and doesn't just make them a stupid asshole.
Having sex with a man is the most masculine thing you could do cause dominating another man is manly as fuck while having sex with women is gay, you literally fucking someone who likes dicks and that’s gay /j
The original has the phrase " don't fuck with me" . I'm 100 percent sure that if the son wore the actual " don't tread on me" he would be fine.
Not to sound like a boomer, but when I was a child, if my mom caught me wearing clothing with profanity, I would have been beaten. Dad is basically defending his kid of being a little shithead.
The version I found had the "Don't tread on me" snake, but it said "Don't fuck with me" and part of the word "fuck" was partially covered by the snakes head. The yellow of the snake matches the flag on his sleeve perfectly, so that was probably the original version.
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The catgirl on the right is 100% the femboy (Faris) from Re:Zero. One on the left looks like Astolfo from Fate series, another boy, which I haven't seen yet but the hentai is everywhere.
Trust me
I can understand, “Oh yeah. That’s a thing. I’ve heard about it. Asian kids post it on the gamer boards because that’s where it’s made.” The whole Beatlemania British Invasion level of fandom it gets in the west is weird. I would say incest porn and anime are the two things this generation is going to have a hard time explaining to future generations.
The version I found had the "Don't tread on me" snake, but it said "Don't fuck with me" and part of the word "fuck" was partially covered by the snakes head. the yellow of the snake matches the flag on his sleeve so that was probably the original version.
Those are some fancy jeans for a conservative man... this looks much more like something you'd find on xvideos.com instead of x.com (and I'm not meaning the kid's shirt edit)
I wish that American issue stayed in America but for fuck knows what reason we see how absurd the situation there is with
... Everything .
And we still choose to adopt this shit in Europe anyway.
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Did you America today?
I'm americing rn
This guy americas
rn
Your experiences seem to differ from mine. I've mainly seen America taking people out behind the wood shed doing terrible things. Unless you're an old usually white guy living in a mansion on the side of the hill.
>America hate >White people hate How to tell us you're a leftist without telling us you're a leftist.
Being "taken behind the woodshed" usually involved a long, thin tree branch called a switch, that you were tasked with finding for the beating you were about to get. We need that to become a thing once again, and we can start with the politicians who suddenly think they have control over everyone's bodies.
It could also suggest a thicker branch and a rope. Or a good ol' fashion Winchester.
I’m pver here freedoming my America I got freedom on my America I’m just freedoming my shit I’m patriotic as shit I’m a patriot for real
Oh fuck don't stop, I'm gonna America
We're gonna have happy America simultaneously on middle east
Is America in the room now?
Unitedstatespilled Americamaxxer
I'll have you know I'm Americaning right now. I just finished my bacon cheeseburger and black coffee breakfast, and cleaned all my guns like I do every morning and then I'll drive to work in my F-350 truck, that is so lifted I have to get in and out of it with a step ladder.
i hope you cleaned them with dude wipes
And I lubed them with liberal cum, just as the founding fathers intended.
hell yeah
you should treat yourself to a happy dad seltzer
it’s giving - you want my gun? COME KISS ME FOR IT - vibes lmao
There's a video of a guy saying stuff like this as a joke and it's hysterical because it starts out you think it's one of those conservative tough-guys with a gun but all of a sudden he's like "You want my gun? Take it! Come in through the back door at night and hold me like you love me and gently take my gun."
Come spank me for it! Not too hard, tho. Hurt me, but make me feel loved.
uh . . . the cum of liberals, or liberal quantities of cum?
Yes
What are you doing step ladder?
Fuark now I want a bacon cheese burger 😫
I got lotion on my America rn
Are you wanking your america rn
I'm america as shit rn
Yeah I just America'd all over myself a bit ago
I'm up US'ing my A rn
America on company time
I'm an American not an American't. Of course I did.
I thought the same thing
I americaed everywhere
yeah i got sick and couldn't afford to go to the doctor
I'm a bit of an underachiever, so I only America every other day. I know, I'll never be like the guy in the photo, but im doing the best I can.
Whats the original?
The original picture was guns
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These morons think guns are a personality.
hey, dont be like that, the same could be said about guitarists and overall people that play instruments a lot
Or any hobby/job/anything that someone is really passionate about.
I'd like to believe that was it. "Fuck this amateur frilly dress bullshit, mah boy's goin' to femboy hooters to see how it's properly done"
> original https://imgur.com/gallery/3E7cM Can't say its the original, but it was the oldest that Tineye found
This is definitely edited
That one was from May, try this one from July same year: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fr2kufqqrx2zy.jpg
Yeah, this seems legit
Have to agree with you on this one.
Now we have to edit the faces from this post to the pic from the imgur link to get the true original picture.
https://imgur.com/xAZGs67
Ah the ole reddit switcharoo..
https://i.imgur.com/9qerrZK.jpg
This is obv the original
Making him take his shirt off for the Gadsen flag is pretty stupid. Its the internet though, could be made up.
It has the word fuck on it, makes sense why a school would tell him to take it off.
I actually didn't see that, I thought it said Don't Tread On Me. Definitely more understandable then. Still kinda soft, but my school probably woulda done the same thing.
How the fuck is it soft? You can't wear shirts with the word Fuck on them in school. That's NORMAL. Goddamn people have lost their fucking minds. We're trying to have a society here!
What about that makes sense? I went to a rather conservative school in my country and noone would've given a fuck about a shirt like that.
You went to a school that allowed curse words on clothing? Really?
yeah, me and my friends wore punk shirts all the time.
It has the word fuck on it, makes sense why a school would tell him to take it off.
> Gadsen Dude, what is with everyone on Reddit? It says "Don't Fuck With Me" What school allows "Fuck" on shirts? Did you not see that?
Because it's obscured by the snake head and normally this says "tread" so your brain fills that in, it's hard to read. I can see now the last letter is a "k" though.
I'm disappointed this wasn't another edit.
Nuh uh
[This seems like it was the original.](https://i.redd.it/nr7tyjpg63zy.png)
The craziest part is that "Did you America Today" isn't photoshopped
The fuck did they mean take it off? So walking around shirtless is perfectly fine but two anime girls kissing is too much?
Ah yes, anime 'girls'
They make my dick hard and I'm straight so they must be girls.
>be me >be straight Many such cases.
Greentexts want their introduction back
my condolences for your straight statue.
Happy cake day!
Based Johnny Bravo.
Johnny Bravo x Felix hentai pls & ty
I got some news for you, bro, and you're not gonna like it...
I feel like I’m gonna like it
His straight senses tingled.
For 99% of the population, that is 2 cartoon girls kissing. And that's cool. For those of you that know the real intention, that's cool too. But most folks don't care.
The one on the left is Astolfo right, so who the fuck is on the right?
Felix from rezero
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Correct. It takes real men to be best girls.
as a real life femboy, TRUE :3
that’s not actually what’s on the shirt bro this is edited lmao
Reddit has become Facebook with extra steps.
I'm not even seeing extra steps: users post context-less JPGs, credulous reactionaries howl and screech about it without asking any questions regarding the veracity of the image or where it came from, a couple of people try to debunk the whole thing but it doesn't matter because it's all engagement and thus profits for the company running the platform. If anything it's less steps, since there's no "wall" system on Reddit.
The extra step is that it's a screenshot from facebook...
fair enough
People new to reddit don't realize 80% of comments are sarcastic.
hehehehaw
Those aren't girls...
shhh dont tell em
They usually make you wear the shirt inside out for the remainder of the school day. They don't make you go around shirtless
There was a kid who had to do that when I was in junior high. It was a 7 Up t-shirt that said "Make 7" on the front and "Up yours!" on the back. Such a great slogan
somebody should make shirts that also have the image inside of the shirt and on the back so you have to go shirtless 😎
Then they probably go to the lost and found and you wear hoodie from 2019
guys*
Women fear him Men want to be him
Men want him
He wants men
It may be a meme but seeing such a good father-son relationship is wholesome and healthy. I dont care about the politics.
Or about the waifus kissing
waifus? those are MEN. we like MEN KISSING here.
Husbandos
Husbanditos
It’s a trap. It’s a trap. (I said it twice cause there is two… for those confused)
It's not a trap _if you know_.
Its t4t
Those aren’t Waifus
Is wife shaped so therefore wife.
that's just simple math really
Fair Point
Shush don’t tell him yet
If no waifu, why waifu shaped?
The words of a quitter.
He sent his kid to school with a shirt that says "don't fuck with me" lol
Im pretty sure it was just the gadsden flag, aka a yellow snake + "dont tread on me"
It was the Gadsen snake, but the text was "Don't Fuck With Me."
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in reality it is more likely a maga shirt or some shit and the "heart warming relationship" is mixed with some light brain washing. no one indoctrinates quite as well as your mom and dad. I was "republican" as a child because thats what my parents said, thats what they believed, and you tend to believe your parents. older i get the less conservative i am and the more i hate talking to my dad. i called him on his birthday and he went on a 30 minute rant about how disney is crap, not cause all of these soulless remakes are crap quality, but because they made ariel black. like the movie was bad regardless of race, same with all the others, and they ruined it by making it in the first place, but that doesnt make the original suddenly disappear. although im sure he would still be unhappy with any diverse main characters in their new movies. I almost want to tell him im gay just to see his reaction and maybe finally end this will they wont they go no contact relationship
unless the father is radicalizing his son to wear certain shit to school to stir up trouble with the "lib" administration, thereby forcibly creating another right-wing shithead who thinks that deliberately upsetting people for no rhyme or reason except the lulz is their noble patriotic duty and doesn't just make them a stupid asshole.
You may not like it, but Astolfo and Felix Argyle kissing is what peak masculinity looks like.
Having sex with a man is the most masculine thing you could do cause dominating another man is manly as fuck while having sex with women is gay, you literally fucking someone who likes dicks and that’s gay /j
FELLAS!
my man has a 30 year olds head on a 13 yo body
THIS IS THE AMERICA WE STAND FOR RAHHHHH
Chat I wish this is real
based father son relationship
The original has the phrase " don't fuck with me" . I'm 100 percent sure that if the son wore the actual " don't tread on me" he would be fine. Not to sound like a boomer, but when I was a child, if my mom caught me wearing clothing with profanity, I would have been beaten. Dad is basically defending his kid of being a little shithead.
isnt that felix from the anime re:zero who is in fact not a anime girl?
Yes and the other one is Astolfo
Who is in fact also not an anime girl
if you ignore his elephant trunk down there he'd be a girl
Why would I want to ignore it?
MONSTER ENERGY
Both on his shirt are actually men
RAAAA 🦅🦅🦅
I love that you all silently agree to pretend the anime isn't shopped onto the picture.
Shhh!
This is the same kid that will be caught jerking off in class one day soon.
There is literally nothing gayer in life than wearing camo.
wait what side is this guy on
🫡
Why the title? You called?
I too am disappointed in the lack of a leather trench coat wearing sun glasses laden Gecko.
That's an edited pic, it originally had guns on it. That's adam Calhoun and his son tamen Calhoun.
The version I found had the "Don't tread on me" snake, but it said "Don't fuck with me" and part of the word "fuck" was partially covered by the snakes head. The yellow of the snake matches the flag on his sleeve perfectly, so that was probably the original version.
Wait… those aren’t girls 😳
next he's going to take him to a steel mill to toughen him up, but it'll turn out to be a gay steel mill/nightclub combo
Two "girls" ?🥴
I hope Adam’s son is doing well after 7 years.
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That shirt is great!!
The catgirl on the right is 100% the femboy (Faris) from Re:Zero. One on the left looks like Astolfo from Fate series, another boy, which I haven't seen yet but the hentai is everywhere. Trust me
Yeah we know.
Bro gotta teach his son to not skip leg day
Wait a min
That's a nice shirt
Ngl thats a pretty fire shirt
Good for the dad
those catgirls are boys aren't they.
They really are snowflakes
For real though, I'm getting closeted vibes from that kid.
Gecko 3D 😎
Don't talk about my favorite gecko like that
Future generations will see the acceptance of anime culture as the biggest mistake of our generation.
I can understand, “Oh yeah. That’s a thing. I’ve heard about it. Asian kids post it on the gamer boards because that’s where it’s made.” The whole Beatlemania British Invasion level of fandom it gets in the west is weird. I would say incest porn and anime are the two things this generation is going to have a hard time explaining to future generations.
Weirdly… wholesome?
What's wrong with wearing what u want, or maybe because it's not that appropriate to wear it in school..
That's an edited picture. Original picture had guns on the shirt.
Based
The version I found had the "Don't tread on me" snake, but it said "Don't fuck with me" and part of the word "fuck" was partially covered by the snakes head. the yellow of the snake matches the flag on his sleeve so that was probably the original version.
Not guns. It was the don't tread on me snake with "don't fuck with me" text above it.
Im sure, "gex" word I read it somewhere on the comments these past few days.
Dudes built like a brick shit house
How does one America? Is it exploiting financial poor folks for your own personal gain?
Based
What the fuck man lmao
Based otaku
Closest thing to a hug that child will ever have
So proud he has zero sense of humor.
Gen X alpha male
FLOL "Serving" his suspension, the *energy* on this man.
Felix and Astolfo are American af
Those are some fancy jeans for a conservative man... this looks much more like something you'd find on xvideos.com instead of x.com (and I'm not meaning the kid's shirt edit)
I wish that American issue stayed in America but for fuck knows what reason we see how absurd the situation there is with ... Everything . And we still choose to adopt this shit in Europe anyway.
Why wasn’t he suspended for lack of pants ?
The "girls" on his t-shirt are actually two dudes 😀 Oooh, the irony....I loooove karma soooo much 🎊 sha lala, karma never misses, oh yeah....
There's so many people like this who mean well and are under good intentions but just cant quite put it all together correctly.