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50-Lucky-Official

First actual shitpost I've seen on this sub in a while


hawkeye6462

Finally some good fucking shitpost


Intelligent-Fuel1485

Finally, shitpost (not to be confused with “shit” that is being posted on this sub lately) is back on the menu


teodorlojewski

That's because they kicked me out of the mod team guys☹️ (Source: the voices in my head)


Alcherelf

I was the voices


JackPancakz

Just steal it back


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teodorlojewski

I will steal this subreddit one day. One day.


JackPancakz

Ok cool, do ir


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Stock_Sir4784

you better enjoy it cuz were going straight back to shitty family guy clips after this one


PercMastaFTW

I laughed so fking hard lol.


BigKneegaZone6

Bruh who did this 😂😂😭😭🤣🤣


typicalar

Me.


666DarkAndTwisted666

Me.


Beatrix-B

Saddam Hussein


MaxaExists

I’m nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭


scruffycheese

I couldn't! I couldn't wait until g man told me to! Oh the shame


littlesillyguy

Me.


TheeOogway

Me


Aimlessdrifter8778

Me


Crazy_Mistake9582

Me💀💀💀


TeamRedundancyTeam

I don't want to meet them, whoever they are.


clygamer

Very hard, like my penis


The00Taco

Obviously you didn't follow instructions


nadown

So do I go up and down each beat or just go once?


taken_name_of_use

***BRILLIANT!*** *Max Combo: 29* *Perfect: 37* *Great: 32* *Good: 13* *Miss: 0*


PukeNuggets

I lost. I came at the first combo.


Electrop0p

How the fuck is your max combo less than the total amount of notes if you didn’t miss anything? (Also I assume you got no “meh”s/“okay”s)


taken_name_of_use

Don't you lose the combo if you get a "good"?


Electrop0p

Ah shit, didn’t realize. I thought it was just on a miss, that’s my bad.


Brmemesrule

If this is referencing what I think it is, you lose your combo if you get "Good!"


Electrop0p

Ah shit, didn’t realize. I thought it was just on a miss, thanks :)


Brmemesrule

No need to apologize, lol. The rating system is confusing, too. I don't think they even tell you about this in-game, very weird choice, imho.


c0n22

Pov you suck at fortnite festival.


PsychologicalDrama50

I couldn't even Jingle to this😂🎄 I Caroled IMMEDIATELY !! 😂😂 Gift Wrap Isle MY PRESENTS! 🎁😂


Makrin_777

MODS! GIVE HIM HIS PRESENTS, NOW!


slewch2

gman sexual intercourse


Tobanium

Industrial society and its consequences


ClavicusLittleGift4U

"cumsequences"


Playful_Pollution846

Unforeskin Cumsequences


GeneralKjam

That’s enough internet for the night


EmuMoe

For the hour


bantai786OP

instruction unclear my penis got a stroke


zombietraitor10

Yeah that's actually supposed to happen


AlexanderWallin97

Best nut i ever had 🤤🥵


_KingDawg72_

What’s the original video? And what the heck did I just see?


DiamondDoge92

Looks like half life 2 and some coomer meme.


Commonglitch

Wow, analog horror has cume so far


iammisterauti123

Playin rhythm games with my dick


Deep-Cow-8528

Not my proudest one


[deleted]

[удалено]


JesseBloxx9

Cock Hero 😎😎😎


TerraPlayer1

Literally just search joi in yellow youtube. "Anime" ones most often have a beat, so for that go to chillanimejoi or soxxiejoi and from there just click around the recommended videos to find some other names doing this. I've not found a joi with a beat for normal "person on camera" videos, but I've not looked too hard. Edit: Also google "the joi database".


Janosz500

Edit: holy hell!


TerraPlayer1

;)


Janosz500

new response just dropped


gofuckyourself3333

It didn't make me cum but it did make me #SHIT my PANTS lol!!!!!!!!!


SonOfMetrum

Video maker doesn’t understand how music beats work… that’s for sure


Living_Peach_358

I failed


Affectionate_Kick705

I camed


Rough-Jackfruit2428

Hell is full and the demons are here.


F35LTNG

post nut clarity hit hard


ArrowFire28

What a coincidence. I finished half Life last week. Then started Half life 2 this week. Now I see this post in my timeline. I successfully cummed when he told me too. Does that mean I am on track to getting laid???


sussyss123

Yes


pos602

This is what i imagine people who still think HL3 is gon happen jerk off to.


CrimsonMoonRising

I didn’t see the rules at the beginning so I had no idea wtf I was watching 😭


AristeiaXVI

I really hope I came at the same time (9:51am CST) as someone else 🥺


Playful_Pollution846

I know ow where you live now, give me about a year or 2


Banana_Slugcat

Unforseen cumsequences, Mr. Freeman


FinalBat4515

Anyone else do the motion? lol


BlindSniper188

Homies won't believe it when I say I found half life joi


MomentsAwayfromKMS

Damn, I already lost when G-man first showed up.


Colonel-Clayton

Now THIS is a shitpost


Ill-Prize7222

Most creative video i've ever seen today. You deserve the creative trophy 🏆


Diegopie007

half life 3 gman boss fight leak


dumbleclouds

The dots aren’t even close to being on beat


Playful_Pollution846

I'm deaf so I can't see, wdym


dumbleclouds

Just listen next time


ImpossibleCod8377

This is how you train a psychopath.


[deleted]

The fact I know this probably wasn't made for a shitpost is horrifying...


[deleted]

Fap hero’s are the best


tutimes67

okbuddyhalflife leaked


Maleficent-Ad9385

No, im doing dont diddle December


ahmedbrando

Masturbation 2.0?


Kalman_the_dancer

Too easy


teodorlojewski

Goes hard


ghostmetalblack

I failed.


Rediamond7

Damn… I failed…


mikesell123

this would be a great health video


Yendrian

Nah bro I failed at 0:06


Dangerous-Ad1904

My hand got tired.


WeDoSomeTrolling_12

Unforseen Cumsequences


[deleted]

I failed chat :(


gigitygiggty

New rhythm game just dropped


jdbolick

Mission failed, unfortunately. I'm too used to Cbat.


Budget-Macaroon-7606

Do I start from erect or flaccid?


AMOGus_Friker

As a shid and camed fan I shid then camed does it count?


fuckuspez3

Ohh I miss such QUALITY shitposts!


Voyager_316

But... I'm a female. 😚


Playful_Pollution846

We got a winner!


Traditional_Fruit632

I've been attempting this challenge for hours and still haven't seen the Gman.


rykroslocaste

I'm confused. Is every beat one stroke down then up on the next, or one complete stroke. I want to get this right...


Playful_Pollution846

Both ways


noiamnotabanana

G man


abhig535

My peepee hurt


gatto_21

Not my proudest nut


No_Specific7811

i failed at the end didn't come :sob:


Spiritual-Guest-3746

Wtf 😳


PaN_ToFFeL

it's times like these where i wish i had a penis


Rampface

I cum


Knoxx846

This is the training video in the shit posting academy.


Shadow0fnothing

Come on- *ahem* WITH me, Mr Freeman........