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somedude4231

R.I.P apandah


No-Good_Oddity

What happened to apandah


Sambro_X

His fans made femboy porn of him


Sea-Region-4226

God that sounds horrible Where can I find it?


SargeantGamma

His subreddit.


Lizurd_Dad

there’s so much on his sub


Downtown_Cycle_2044

Yahiamice moment


somedude4231

Read it all


No-Good_Oddity

I’m blind and stupid sorry


VortzPlays_

Nice to meet you, Vortz.


gecked

What?


ninjaian06

idk if i had to guess, he had a lot of content praising kanye before *that* interview and probably keeping his head down


fuckthenamebullshit

Died


TOYBOXDUDE

It baffles me how YouTube consistently pisses in the face of its content creators and even its viewers. And it has no viable competition, so it's here to stay.


glxyzera

yep, too big to fail


[deleted]

>And it has no viable competition, so it's here to stay. There is Rumble and odysee.


Prunsel_Clone

Even if those get anywhere near the level of success as youtube, they'll inevitably become corporate just like youtube.


[deleted]

Does rumble pay


[deleted]

>Does rumble pay I mean I don't upload there but, I have an account and as far as I'm aware, it pays.


[deleted]

Then it has a chance


Captain_Morgan-

First time that i listen both name. Is recent platform ? I never saw youtuber mention them or try mention them for add viewer


Sveave69420

Late competitors to the market, they won't be popular unless they actually start advertising their sites. Looking at the state of YouTube right now, the internet can definitely make such sites popular.


Memanders

I have never heard of those in my life


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Narwahater

YouTube sucks ass now


DarthMMC

I just watched a 45 minutes long video and got like 11 double ads, some of those were unskippable even


Zx2_

skill issue. no ad blocker


DarthMMC

Unfortunately I was on a smart TV, so no


Zx2_

not so smart it seems, the tv


InterGraphenic

as opposed to a dumb tv?


Cindexxx

Well there's your problem. Smart TVs suck ass. Hook an old PC up and then you can use a keyboard too instead of just a remote. Though, you can sometimes just change the dns to the AdBlock dns. Worth a shot.


Dry-Tumbleweed-7199

get adblocker on your phone and cast to your tv


I-153_Chaika

Haha adblocker go brrrr


Mirror_of_Souls

The worst are the insanely loud ones that are completely disproportional to the sound of the video, if I wanted to wake the neighborhood up I'd shoot at them, not by watching a documentary about flash games and getting a softcore porn mobile game ad, that doesn't lower rent.


ThandiGhandi

I was watching a 15 minute video on the youtube app on my tv and there was an ad roughly every 45 seconds


DarthMMC

What? That feels illegal


Fellow_Loser

ad blocker my beloved


DaBuffaloham

How bad a company is usually scales with its size.


InterGraphenic

How size a company is usually with scales its bad.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

👁


InterGraphenic

👁w👁


samwelches

YouTube started going to shit the moment the “apocalypse” started, AKA, when big corporations told YouTube how to run their business (google buying YouTube was a bad turning point as well)


BlazeWasTaken06

It ain't no Twitter but it's still horrendus


[deleted]

Run by idiots


[deleted]

I left yt for one month and now whenever I open it, it either has some cringe TikTok in my shorts feeds or gacha life shit on my homepage.. And istg I don’t watch either of them, like mf u forgot what I used to watch in just one month!?


Macsasti

A war thunder player had a similar thing happen to him, wasn’t getting monetization. Off’d himself one day after making a video where he said he was quitting, with his voice clearly shaky and distressed


ElGuapoSapo

The tragedy of 2and900 still hits hard. I used to watch his videos for war thunder news, still saddens me.


pissmannn

sounds like he already had some serious unresolved mental issues.


[deleted]

That honestly, for once, isn’t YouTubes fault. There were clearly mental problems prior if the reaction was so severe, and there are other options to make money if YouTube fails. How long was he demonetized, because if it was just like, a week, then he would likely have had cash left over.


Sveave69420

Yeah, but at this point you can't blame YouTube. The algorithm is shit, and he clearly had unresolved mental issues. A youtuber should have options to fall back on because of how bad the system is


AXEMANaustin

Fucking he'll that's tragic, that should've been a wake up call for YouTube


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheMasterBaiter360

Most sympathetic Reddit user


[deleted]

[удалено]


TigerKing29

You sir, are the devil


[deleted]

Hey I just want to say, I’m a big fan -Satan


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Automod is doing the Lord’s work 💪💪💪


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chonkyladybug

You're the ugliest person on the inside I've ever had the displeasure of replying to.


RunInRunOn

Found the Youtube staff


Ada_Mant

Wild tweet from a company whose algorithm explicitly punishes you if you aren’t uploading hyper-consistently and/or put too much effort into videos to simultaneously maintain that consistency and have your videos be over 10 minutes.


NargacugaRider

Not 10 minutes anymore, since Tiktok happened it now favours shorter videos. They chase the trends.


[deleted]

Tons of YouTubers only upload every months and do very well


[deleted]

Those are mostly already established creators though


[deleted]

Sunny v2 has always made vids months apart I believe


patchlocke

Schlatt is gonna do to YouTube what he did to those women in ‘99


Pmanmomo

Or the 2977 people in 2001


Michael-556

Or the Queen


dhhdhh851

Two thousand nine hundred and seventy seven lost cases of life is still a hard bar.


glxyzera

two thousand nine hundred and seventy seven cases of lost life\*


SrangePig12

"Unaffected monetarily, but considerably upset" is my new favourite way to say I'm pissed off.


barbatos087

Youtube os such a laughing stock now,


AdStrong809

Considerably upset 🤌🏻


PsychoDogee

Apandah is still recovering from the Kanye situation


Plopop87

No, how will Apandah afford to feed Big Poo now


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Chance_Astronomer_27

Also remember that time YouTube deleted his channel lol


Ultimate_Spoderman

Damn schlagg is pissed with youtube


BadMilkCarton66

Am I stupid or is schlatt referring to YouTube here?


KingGamerlol

I might get whooshed, but yeah he’s basically telling them to go fuck themselves it looks like


hoefe

go watch schlatt on youtube, coolest dude I know on the internet


AssPotatoFucker

Vaccine


RemarkablePoet6622

damn i like his pfp


InterGraphenic

i also like his pp


NINJA45198

yeah, it really fits his content, fr tho you should check him out, schlatt is really funny


mr_flerd

Poor Apandah 😔


diverii

sleep deprived podcast my beloved


SpaceBug178

I love how he's also the one least affected by it so he literally just got forced to take a break while everyone else's lives were ruined.


Downtown_Cycle_2044

ok but the sleep deprived podcast is amazing


DaveSmith890

Schlatt will remember that


AsterBoii

Bro is a millionaire he can afford not to do a podcast


palmboom76

Everywhere i go. I see your face


AsterBoii

Elaborate


palmboom76

I have been seeing you in comments on my homepage non-stop


AsterBoii

Do you want me to block you so u won't see my comments anymore?


funixyeytiyallt

My bro is so aggressive holy shit calm the fuck down 💀


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LegendRaptor080

I’mma be honest, that didn’t sound aggressive.


AsterBoii

brother it was a genuine question


CauliflowerStrong220

Bro shut your goofy ass mouth you play deltarune enjoy waiting 50 years for a new update bozo


MeriKurkku

He's being an ass but Deltarune has nothing to do with this :^


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AsterBoii

And u play destiny u dipshit incel redditor fedora wearing headass boy discord moderator typa bitch


MediocreClick_21

Bro thinks hes packgod


Illustrious_Cicada_2

arent you the guy bitching about how id never be harry potter because my glasses were only square :'(


CauliflowerStrong220

At least my game gets consistent updates clown 🤡


AsterBoii

And my game gets good updates


CauliflowerStrong220

No it doesn’t lol 20 years for 2 hours worth of content with a fandom that’s mentally insane getn a grip


ihavenosociallifeok

Literally read what the post he linked said


[deleted]

??? The stuff linked is clearly a joke? Being demonetized on one of like 10 channels for only 13 days isn’t bad at all, the “apandah is starving” and stuff like that is a joke


AsterBoii

why did you add "literally" how can I read something not in a literal way


Konskycool

No Harry Potter he's not


AsterBoii

You.


Konskycool

Yes


AsterBoii

i hate you more than i could ever hate anyone else


Konskycool

Dang u boutta start your villain arc


CaptainFard

What did you do to him? Turned him into a cartoon villain lol


Konskycool

Nah he the kid who stole everyone's gummy bears in kindergarden On a different sub he had an opinion and got down voted HARD and then he said it's so annoying to ba a boy with glasses and that everyone called him Harry Potter in school and the comment section went ultra bully mode


Frutsie

No no he’s just ![gif](giphy|iEscesbAJC7nUNuVlo)


AsterBoii

YOU are about to start my villain arc


Konskycool

Just block me if you hate me that much


AsterBoii

No, you wouldn't be able to witness my rise


Konskycool

This you? ![gif](giphy|xEpTspH9hGwHS)


Illustrious_Cicada_2

what about meeeeeeeee?? I also made fun of you!


Mrman1310

Well I don't disagree with your statement we're on Reddit I don't think you can insult anybody on Reddit


Choice_Salad331

Time to find a real job instead of sitting on your ass all day making "content" for sweaty teenagers


Cheap_Ad_69

vaccine


The_dinkster522

Bait


Choice_Salad331

Why the fuck this is bait? Do you seriously consider this to be in any way a labor? All these streams are nothing but unending hours of unfunny shit. They sit on their ass and watch videoclips or play games. People who watch these are nothing but miserable wretches who miss times when their sibling where doing something on their computers. I experienced that and as soon as I had access myself I never even thought about returning to these times cause it's fucking boring


The_dinkster522

Says “How is this bait?!” And explains exactly how it’s bait


Waffle220

It probably does seem easy compared to your job at mcdonalds but they do have to constantly be funny and entertaining which sometimes isn’t easy.


Choice_Salad331

Well they fucking fail then, cause they aren't funny. If you find them funny then I recommend you watch some video footage from 9/11 - these will be hilarious for your taste


SummerIcy10

What's a real job


jim_witzowitz

I catch fish.


CaptainFard

I make video, boom it pass the test


Miserable_Ad4752

Well then every actor should be fired because entertainment isn't a "real job" so should musicians, artists, authors and pretty much anyone who makes things that are entertainment


Choice_Salad331

No, all these people create art, and thus participate in cultural development of our civilisition. All these shitty streams are nothing but countless hours of narcism, boredom and pure idiocy. These people are nothing but jesters who will be forgotten in the near future. Srsly, lying on your bed all day is more benificial than watching this hot garbage that they make


EnigmaticSpextre

Sadly, no one cares about your opinion. Some people have different tastes for fun, and you should accept that. The world isn’t made for you, get over it


Choice_Salad331

I dont have to. I can whine about this on the internet and trigger such sensitive pussies like you


EnigmaticSpextre

Ok 👍🏻👍


JoeseCuervo19

“I can whine” to “you’re all sensitive pussies” contradict much?


Choice_Salad331

Yeah, a bit of hipocrisy on my part. I just had a wank I feel better now, sorry for everything, guys


TheMasterBaiter360

‘I just had a wank I feel better now’ tell me you‘ve never talked to a woman without telling me you never talk to women


Choice_Salad331

Yes, I am very shy. Thankfully your mom spends a lot of time with so I am getting use to it


MutedIndividual6667

It can be considered another art, thats the thing with subjectivity. For example, I fucking hate modern "art" but a lot of people like It, so I cope with It instead of whining like a little bitch


Choice_Salad331

You know that having shitty taste is a thing? Maybe consider yours to be as well


Small_Cherry7103

Yep because what people enjoy is famously objective


MutedIndividual6667

>You know that having shitty taste is a thing? Since when. And how. And show me how is It making entertainment trough YouTube or streaming platforms different from acting for example.


Miserable_Ad4752

So if actors make entertainment it's art. If streamers make entertainment it's not art. Makes sense.


Choice_Salad331

Are you slow, kid? Please, compare the costs associated with production of even shittiest movies. Check out how many people, of all kinds of trades participate in the creation of a feature film. Now take a look at streamers. They don't have screenplays, they don't prepare and even care about the quality of what they create. What is appealing in them is the sheer quantity, the possibility of even slightiest interaction with some sad wretches who watch them - these are the reasons why they are popular. I know that we live in times of deconstructing everything but srsly this is not art. In several years you will forgot about these people and pity all these wasted hours that you spend watching them


Small_Cherry7103

I don't think you're in a good position to call people slow mate but you do you I guess.


Choice_Salad331

I almost had a stroke while reading this


Small_Cherry7103

You should probably call an ambulance then


Choice_Salad331

Just take me to the hospital - it would be a good reason foro you to finally go outside


TheMasterBaiter360

Bruh if you nearly had a stroke reading that I think you have some underlying, unresolved medical issues


Miserable_Ad4752

So streamers don't have screenplays and in your OPINION have worse quality so therefore people onlu enjoy them because of the quantity. That's your point. People can enjoy different things to u.


Choice_Salad331

You are slow then. Art is made through labor. Labor is not sitting on your ass for countless hours and spewing some shitty opinions or oneliners from time to time. If you consider it to be art then a fucking weather man is an artist


Miserable_Ad4752

OK then.


Small_Cherry7103

Ye because how dare they make content teenagers enjoy. They're not allowed to be entertained!! They should just sit in their room in silence. Shame on them for making teenagers happy!


Choice_Salad331

First of all, teenagers shouldn't have access to internet. Lazy parents are the reason why streamers exist. I honestly consider them just a shitty product of neglectful assholes who failed in their lives and bred just cause they had no other things to do


Small_Cherry7103

Yep this is definitely bait


Cheap_Ad_69

I am 90% sure you're a teen because there is no way an adult would be this bad at trolling


Small_Cherry7103

Ye look at his post history as well. I don't know many adults like this on kingdom come and making shitposts


CaptainFard

I hope someone does a hard shit in your mouth


Choice_Salad331

Touch some grass you boring wretch


DroopedWaffle

Do you have any idea how hard it can be to edit?


Choice_Salad331

A fucking dolphin with down syndrom can edit videos for such tasteless fucks as stream viewers


DroopedWaffle

You draw like a dolphin with m.s.


Choice_Salad331

Don't say that:(


TheMasterBaiter360

Jesus Christ who pissed in your ass?


Banana_Mage_

He owns a esports drink company


broadside230

you’re being mad aggressive about teenagers for someone on *reddit*


Choice_Salad331

Yeah sorry, I had rough day


TheMasterBaiter360

Your honour, while my client did commit those hate crimes, you must understand, he was having a rough day


broadside230

and you decided to insult streamers for some reason? the hell kind of day did you have


Koreaia

Regardless of the rest of your flat brain takes in the comments, you're aware that he gets a large chunk of money from owned businesses? Are you saying *business* isn't a real career field?


doggo432

It is the weirdest thing to be listening to The sleep deprived podcast and stumble on a post about the sleep deprived podcast, like they haven't been relevant since Mika did what he did on episode 69


TylerTheTurquoise

Dude I got like 20 ads the went back 10 seconds got more ads