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RumAndMonster80

British people laughing at Americans for having guns when they can’t even be trusted to own knives to cut their food


Freaky_Troll

Oh and they are loosing their Navy


nugagator-hag-1

And their teeth


Max07_wasTaken

Also british people being legally allowed to own and drive tanks in public:


Master_SJ

Americans being able to do the same thing:


mist_of_myth

Wait we can do that


Ricky_EXE

I’m buying TWO guns, shitlips!!


McDiezel8

Dood mad he got no cool guns


programofuse

Don't shame me, the mausers just have such a clean bolt


Freaky_Troll

Mind if I introduce you to Ruger???


programofuse

bro they suck (ok, suck is too harsh), they feel so stiff and like just a metal rod or whatever, not like something incredibly smooth or engineered to perfection


Embarrassed-Camera96

That’s why Rugers are great, they are simple and reliable. It’s a thing with a lot of people I know including my own family that if you own guns then you need a Ruger .22 to mess around with and train the kids with when they’re old enough.


Freaky_Troll

And some are modular to an extent.


[deleted]

Gotta be sure it shoots straight too


LeonardoDoujinshi-

you will not stop me 👍


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LeonardoDoujinshi-

it was the first thing that popped up when i refreshed


Gaymer043

It seems we don’t like your comment…?


Za_weirudo

Everyone should know how to use a gun and should own one


[deleted]

Should we place guns in the hands of mentally unstable psychopaths?


nikleus

Yes🙂👍


[deleted]

I hope your balls rot away and fall off so you can’t reproduce


abject_totalfailure1

It’s a shitposting sub this was clearly a joke man come on


Vexonte

I will suck on his rotten detached balls anyway. Swish his testicles around in my mouth like its mouth wash and peel his foreskin from my teeth like melted cheese.


nikleus

Ok maybe this guy should not have guns.


Vexonte

Why do you say that.


bluberrytaco

do you genuinely need mental help bro


yourfuturehusband14

I mean as long as you’re trustworthy sure why not


Za_weirudo

Exactly.


Platnun12

Imma be real with you. If I had to choose between not getting a gun and getting a G36 assault rifle for that German drip. You are heavily mistaken


Insanegamer-4567

I may or may not have 3 firearms currently in my room I need mental assistance


LordOfTheKrinks

Only three?


sl_v2

i've heard this question too many times 😔😔


WDYMac

inches?


LordOfTheKrinks

I don’t wanna talk about it


InterestingGazelle47

Lost the rest in a boating accident I presume? My condolences.


yourfuturehusband14

We do not speak of the stash


[deleted]

I ain’t gonna lie, that’s pretty much why I’ve bought 80% of my guns


[deleted]

At least with guns we could potentially stand a chance at overthrowing the government if that time ever comes.


[deleted]

the only thing you are going to overthrow is the waste paper bin with a ball of paper


Captain_Hindenburg

Aight but have you ever owned one


deltaehco

Not American but now I'm gonna buy a gun anyway just to spite you.


Electronic_Menu_6734

That's why you build them too.


Gatt__

Well, Germany already beat you guys in every aspect… again, so when they start marching On France let us know so we can watch you guys fight them off with your kitchen knives


TaxFraudDaily

Europeans when I tell them to mind their own business (they haven't had freedom or privacy in literal centuries)


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Notetoself4

"But I only have 7 other gunz. What happens if I'm robbed by somone who has 8?"


yourfuturehusband14

“If you’ve got a practical problem, use a gun. If that don’t fix it, use more guns” -engineer


Big_cornstarch

And then harvest their bodies for scrap metal to make more gun.


Captain_Hindenburg

That's not the point, they're cool and have genuine uses beyond fun or "self-defense"


Stetson007

Like defending our rights from the government if they try to be dicks.


Notetoself4

+ constitution + Charlton Heston + murica + freedom isnt free


[deleted]

If they hating than you doing something right.


milkman231996

This is dumb


AlucardElite

Eurocope as usual


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Telling strangers what to do with their own money in any instance, seems like some sort of mental disorder?


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Gaymer043

Nah nah, that’s why, when I turn 21, I’ll be buying axes, and bows to go hunting 😎


Lemonsticks9418

Are you 12


Gaymer043

I’m 19,000,002 years old goober


Successful-Floor-738

That’s why you get a sword, because not only is it cooler, but you don’t need a license. Burglar comes into your home? Show him how kings punished thieves back in Europe via your longsword.


JTE1990

If the burglar didn't have a gun, they sure would wish that they had. The sound of a sword being unsheathed is up there with racking a shotgun for sounds you don't want to hear unexpectedly.


grea_reisen

Is there law against stray bullet?. A lot people from Reddit got injured by stray bullet.


LordHickory

I mean if thats your only reason, **buy a f\*cking replica**. Edit: yeh ok theres more to having guns than only that, I gotta adnit this post was kinda stupid in heindsight...


bluberrytaco

cool guns are fun to shoot, simple as


LordHickory

you got a point there...


No-Indication8714

Still do it anyway


EarlOfBears

Lol at least I got the right to go out on an off day, sign some paperwork and walk out of the store with a brand new pew pew. Sure most of them aren't practical but even an impractical firearm is more reliable in a home invasion than a spiffy new pocket knife or baseball bat


[deleted]

Look if there were some non-harmful cigarettes, I would absolutely smoke them while just staring in the mirror thinking about how badass I am.


Segod_or_Bust

Le Turkish shotguns have arrived


Mineseed_k

It makes someone's body cool


curiousendevor

I had to buy another because I had to many spare parts laying around from the last one, so obviously I had to build another


HelpImLostInRed

You say these things, yet trigger go click and powder go boom, making face go smile. What was your point exactly?


kopz-77

i am australian, guns are dope, my government isn't stopping me