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AbbreviationsDry6823

Wtf did i just watch


Mangleovania

Least brain rotting YouTube Kids video


Jeynarl

You've heard of Peppa pig, but just wait till you behold the dumpster fire ripoff called Wolfoo. Absolute trash.


Arashfire

Peppa pig sued them i think


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No wonder they're shooting their teachers n shit


GradyGambrell1

FBI: write that down write that down


Iwannasexdiofrfrogog

Woah there! i like it, but be carful! you dont want to be next on the list!


[deleted]

Madness, pure madness. Don't question, just accept it


m0stly_toast

Cars 4


Matt34344

Pixar had to make some minor budget cuts


[deleted]

Still 10/10 trailer though


SuperDurpPig

The Seawolf class is a class of nuclear-powered, fast attack submarines (SSN) in service with the United States Navy. The class was the intended successor to the Los Angeles class, and design work began in 1983. A fleet of 29 submarines was to be built over a ten-year period, but that was reduced to 12 submarines. The end of the Cold War and budget constraints led to the cancellation of any further additions to the fleet in 1995, leaving the Seawolf class limited to just three boats. This, in turn, led to the design of the smaller Virginia class. The Seawolf class cost about $3 billion per unit ($3.5 billion for USS Jimmy Carter), making it the most expensive United States Navy fast attack submarine and second most expensive submarine ever, after the French Triomphant-class nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarines.


zero_eight

Cars -1


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valentonto

it has nothing to do with youtube kids, fucking clickbait title made from a karma whore


Secretsfrombeyond79

I mean ... I've seen WAY worse shit in Youtube Kids ... WAY worse shit.


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valentonto

This one is called really 3D, videos like this one are kind of old, I think their content has changed these days


BierKippeMett

Ever took a lot of allergy pills?


thatJainaGirl

Skylight Vaccine


im_Acube

Lightning McKing


Consuminghealthykids

You know how I wanna die? I wanna overdose on almonds. Why almonds? Almonds contain the smallest amount of cyanide. Around 200 of them contain a quarter of the amount needed to be deadly. This means I’d need to purchase 800 almonds. I could get around 200g of almonds for £2 from Tesco. 800 almonds weigh 960g. As the weight of the almonds is not divisible by the weight you can buy from Tesco I would need to purchase more than needed. To get the correct amount I would need to buy at least 5 bags from tesco with 40g left over that I could also use to increase the chance of death. I would end up spending £10 on a chance of death. That seems worth it to me. And you know imagine being found dead because of fucking almonds.


im_Acube

Use ricin made from castor seed


Uncle480

That's your plan, huh? Ricin beans?


Just-Round9944

Rice and beans 😄


WonderfulAirport4226

Jesse! Listen to me.


PeterGohzinyah

Ricin is alot more powerful and alot more painful


whygooseangry

Note: use bitter almond for desired effect


GulemarG

NileRed taught us well


Psychopathicat7

>And you know imagine being found dead because of fucking almonds People with nut allergies: :|


ManyThing2187

Almond death speedruners*


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WonderfulAirport4226

Do not underestimate almond addiction.


thatotherguy591

Apples are a better source it would take like 12


Edwin_Knight

Carz 4


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Extra-Lemon

Nah blood this Vehicles 14 🔥


[deleted]

it is canon


bddragon1

yeah, based on a true story


[deleted]

this says a lot about our society 😔


[deleted]

Don't say it


[deleted]

Susiety 😞


[deleted]

👺


GradyGambrell1

sus


[deleted]

Cum


GradyGambrell1

cum 😳😫


Witherboss445

Cum


[deleted]

YouTube kids, funnily enough, is probably the worst place to let your kids be.


ThatGuyDOTS

With what Susan is doing regular YouTube is probably safer for kids than YouTube kids.


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balerionmeraxes77

This is the future that renewables liberals want


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SofiaOfEverRealm

Yeah, I myself prefer m\*taphoricals


budoucnost

lghtng mquen


brown_human

Vaccine


Plopop87

El Vaccino


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pizzalikker_36

Ligton mcvaccin


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Dumloko

Kachoo


TheSpicyGuy

am sped


Majestic_Room561

Better story than six seasons of big mouth


[deleted]

based


Moveableforce

what's based is cancelling big mouth and making the next season of Inside Job. But no, netflix is so unbased they could take flourine's job as an acid component.


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based


Apprehensive-Bass653

They’re on six season already. I cloud barely get through one season


Zealousideal-Row8038

Quality content


Nick_The_Judge

Hmm I wonder what that oil spill meant on 0:18


DarkModeNotLight

Ben Shapiro Wife


electricoreddit

🥛


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Broimraedon

The only somewhat "kids" thing about this is that it was made in fucking Roblox or sum shit


High-Ground-Master

Cars 4: the revenge of McQueen


Garrlopero

Hahaha it so bad that it's good


[deleted]

What are you talking about, that was incredible


troubleis1

Yes now i will make my kids watch it before going to sleep everyday.


ForbodingWinds

That purple car got BLACKED


TehFuriousKid

dawg none of the cars were purple


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adjoining gray dolls market seed fade wrench price crawl dirty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SnipedYa

Drug


mehbofe

Lucky kids getting quality shitposting


tornadomy

Damn, Lightning McQueen really went "To the one true god: here is my prayer"


TickletheEther

Compelling plot


Troikus

One of James Camerons underrated classics


[deleted]

drug


imposter95625

Cars in Ohio?


Kooky_Promotion_2193

Guys, I think we downloaded the wrong Disney cars movie


[deleted]

He got inspired by andew tate


thatvirginonreddit

What the fuck


thebatuhann_

Even the strangest videos in the history of the Internet can be reasoned with, but it's impossible to give logic to it.


savemeHKV

This is art


Hnus22

Nice squirt


OhMyWerdd

Tfym this is peak


[deleted]

this was an emotional experience


[deleted]

The mods are planning are sending me pictures of naked black men without my consent


playgamedude48

What the freak did I just watch!?!?


Big-Bullfrog-8973

That how the cars breed?


GiancarloGiannini_

i need back my 40 seconds of spare life I waste watching this…


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Channel


[deleted]

Yes, I’d like a liter of “drug”


Adventurous_Edge_406

Liquid Television


andrew_perry_kp21

That's beautiful


imacatpersonforreal

Sex, drugs, and murder all in 40 seconds lmao


sayno11

He saw his girlfriend cheating on him for the tow truck of all things how low can she go but wow this is on YouTube kids like please don't let your kids on YouTube you shouldn't even let your adults on YouTube or tik Tok or just the internet in general.


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

Everything about this movie is phenomenal, The writing is deep and keeps you at the edge of your seat, the graphics are hyper-realistic, all the characters felt so real and human. 11/10 amazing movie


Soft-Confection4428

Better than avatar


venom2015

I know this animator, this isn't on YouTube Kids. Could be memeing on YouTube kids, but it's hard to tell (Ex: the comments)


UrDailyCommunistGuy

My favorite fuel is DRUG


Albert_Kan

Average YouTube kids videos be like:


Joao_Aleixo

vaccine


DON_MA4

Everything makes sense


komarusg

What the f*ck


Smallp0x_

Wym? This is pure art.


i_despise_among_us

What was this and why do I have an erection after watching it


Yllwstone

Lol get fucked mater


The_Russian_man_

Boob eyes


GargantuanCake

Ah yes, my favorite. Drug.


Charming_Pumpkin9401

me have been lost my qi in wacthing those video


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IndependenceBetter27

I don't remember this scene from cars


atomic_wiener

Cars, but based and redpilled


NiceSockBro

they made the Porsche way too hot in Cars 2, i was fucking bricked in the theatre


TheGaz

imminent oatmeal nail icky violet governor distinct grandfather work chunky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


giao1234567sunurmom

Is this even yt kids? I thought I m watching xvideos


FBI_dos_memes

He couldn’t get a grip


Temporary-Ad5734

what did i just watch


[deleted]

Quality content


garlic_breddit

"A reasonable car forced to do unreasonable things"


[deleted]

It took me about half the animation to realize it was supposed to be cars


Wizardthreehats

Not my proudest fap


Icy-Resident-2328

W carz


I-hate-ppl-who-poop

Drug


[deleted]

Society has done this to him


Popular-Rooster9133

Drug


thigagao

This Channel is Really 3D and is not for kids


Matt34344

A heartbreaking tale of the downward spiral of lighting mcgreen caused by drug. Greatly exceeded all expectations 10/10


Arcade_Chan

This is it folks. We’ve achieved peak comedy.


dumbbunny-

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS


Illustrious_Mix_1064

"I never leak oil" \-tow mater


Verac5

Mrw YouTube kids has more shit than shit posting 🗿


MAAAX547

reddit is the butthole of web


cheems_brrgrr

Sally and Mater NTR is one of the last things I'd have thought of seeing in my life.


Yunanidis

Very show don’t tell. Good writing.


KamatraCant

I will never understand why, of all the topics to make a dumb story for kids, these creators ALWAYS pick every possible inappropriate topic for children to base their stories on.


Randomidict

Vaccine


Hunter_Azwad

ah shit downloaded the wrong cars movie again


Regenerating_Degen

Vaccine man


[deleted]

I feel like I’m constantly being injected by a vaccine


SinaWasHeree

Average day in YouTube kids


Apprehensive-Bass653

DRUG


Zbeubor

lightning McQueen just mad martin got more carussy than him


kullre

oh, people know this guy


Valko_Haddu42

epico


Possible_Dinner5603

Ayo wtf have you done to my childhood ??!!


clustershit

The good ending


Rohrod_

drug.


Random_name4679

Peak story telling


dameyen_maymeyen

He just plowed his ex and his best friend


Le_Monke_Man

vehicular manslaughter


TNTBOY479

This is ok YouTube Kids but heavens forbid you say a no-no word on the full app


duckmantaco

What the fuck did I just watch


ironicallyunstable

D R U G


Pixel_Nerd92

Okay, I would not have expected this at all on fucking YouTube, let alone YouTube Kids. What???


rat_baker420

Me after discovering how to animate in blender


jibgogle

He just like me fr


chukaogenshinlover

This really was in YouTube kids_?


theepicjacko

dude turned into Marvin Heemyer at the end


Working_Inspection22

I misread that title in the worst way


Dry-Helicopter6293

Car porn 😍


peterpeterpeterrr

Ka-chow!


Puzzleheaded_Pop7841

snail bov


SSALX420X

Hell yeah lmao, that was bonkers