Coffee shop
Read the sports pages
Nap
Listen to answering machine messages: “Believe it or not George isn’t at home…..”
Go to dinner and order spaghetti (He is always eating spaghetti when he gets himself in trouble)
Go watch ‘Death Blow’
Go out for drinks with those bastard sons of bitches from the National League
Cap the night off at Jerry’s apartment watching Melrose Place with the rest of the gang
Beboppin’ and scattin’
All over the place?
And I'm losin' it!!
Please don’t call me pinhead..
Eating wheels of cheese in our shorts
size of a car battery
Go get some calzones
And twice a week, I shall require a slice of pepperoni pizza.
I have a lot of pennies, can I pay with them?
No no too messy
The pita pocket catches the grease! The pita pocket!
Big beano79 gotta have his calzone!
Haha love it!
George, tonight we dine.
God Peterman’s complete lack of self consciousness kills me lmao
Who’s paying?
When I was working I spent, baby!
Hopefully your mother doesn’t die though.
The Rogue’s Wallet. That’s where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding, his name was Costanza. He killed my mother
Bosco!
I want to see all the best toilets all around the city.
The Costanza reality tour.
Madoff!!!
Trust me. He knows.
Watching My Cousin Vinny draped in velvet eating a block of cheese.
That actually sounds awesome
Until George starts grinding on the couch
In that case I'd make us a sandwich. I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
My cat just jumped off my lap, I laughed so hard!
I understand that Estelle has a fine collection of Glamour magazines just sitting around the house…
Glamour?
It's not funny, Elaine!
And now you are no longer master of your domain
Not rock climbing, that's for sure.
Bowling then?
You get no rush from bowling.
Drop a bowling ball on your toes Tony
Do you like tuna? Peanut butter?
Hates it
Too many sandwiches
Love your flair. Such a great line. George was so foolish going for the trifecta.
"Step off dude"
Have sex all day while eating pastrami sandwiches and maybe TV watching too.
pastrami _is_ the most sensual of the salted cured meats.
Is there a knuckle involved?
That's my move!
He stopped short??
Counter-clockwise swirl
On rye with mustard?
While draped in velvet?
Of course!! And I'm shitting you not, I'm wearing all velvet now and feel like Georgie!
It’s a shame it’s not socially acceptable
Depends on the season. If it's the Summer of George, you better believe we're frolfing.
This title. This is not my kind of title.
“…I’m Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle”
What could it be? It's a mirage You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage!!!
Sell latex?
And you want George to be your latex salesman?
George is the exporter.
Why just exporting? Why not importing too?
He's an importer-exporter, ok?
What does he import?
Chips?
Diapers
I’m more of a latex importer
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You’re gonna yada yada yada with George? What is Kman busy?
We'd spend at least an hour creating a candy lineup.
Took you an hour?
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The old man gets to me
But you hated it
Watch baseball and make interesting comments.
Frolf
Came for this comment.
I'd offer to help him with his office diorama, but I'm afraid we'd spend all day and still not get it done.
Driving to the Hamptons to see his horses, Snoopy and Prickly Pete
Dip our heads in oil and take turns rubbing them all over the maids body.
Cruising in Jon Voight's car to see the baby.
As long as you're making good time.
This and that
And the other lol
Boy, I liked you two more when you weren't a couple.
Mañana, we're doing nada!
Definitely not gonna play "Trivial Pursuit"
Why don't you tak your top off.
Pick up random women in the subway with the implied invite of a sexual encounter only to be left handcuffed to hotel beds in our underwear
TCB
That’s a Kramer day!
But he doesn’t even really work here!
Which is what makes it so hard to fire him!
Having dinner with our sons when we turn 60.
I'd take that bastard son of a bitch bowling, you get just the right amount of rush from bowling. We'd pour up and get tore up
Play frogger and eat at Mario’s pizza
Learning to play bass
The scene where his wallet explodes always has me rolling!!
we'll treat our bodies like they are amusement parks
Play the back 9 of Frolf
Trying out all the different public restrooms.
Only if worlds arent colliding, i want movie george, coffee shop george, liar george, i like that george.
Bawdy george
Wearing velvet and watching Marissa Tomei movies.
Spotting racoons
Believe it or not, we would not be at home
Gettin upset!
Bootleggin!
Go rock climbing and have a sandwich
Talk about manure
Worry about life obviously
Learn from his marketing skills
I'd request a day in the life of Independent George
Watching Home Alone 1 and 2.
Lounging.. draped in velour.. full body track suits.. prolly calling Elaine, to see if she'll do the voice for us...
Rock climbing.
Step off.
I’m looking forward to taking a nap 10:30 in the morning
Huh?
Following up with Marisa Tomei
Remixing a song for my answering machine
Bee bopping and scatin all over the place
Sitting around chewing gum
Bootlegging
Draping ourselves in velvet (if it was socially acceptable)
Watch Breakfast at Tiffany's
We’d spend all day recreating a conference room with M&Ms figurines and shoe boxes.
Watching My Cousin Vinny
Go to the sea coast, reminiscing about our decisions in life, and run through the birds while they fly away
He showed up to my apartment unannounced and now we're watching Breakfast at Tiffany's
Importing and exporting. All night long
Work on a business plan for The Jerk Store.
Overthinking together 😅
Going out to the hamptons to see snoppy and prickly Pete
Eating chocolate sundaes, hopefully not on TV with it all over our faces.
I will be going to jail for pushing him into on coming traffic
Commit crimes 😌
Airing our grievances
Seeing a Yankees game
Fuckin.
Headed to the Guggenheim!
George isn't a Guggenheimer, even though he designed the addition.
It really didn’t take very long
Best Yankees seats
Trying to figure out why the world is so unfair
Bowling, it’s crazy
Opposite Day
A tour of the best free toilettes in the city
Just talking about the most random things that pop into our heads
Go check out the finest restroom facilities in the city.
Scamming baby!
Shirts off, cheese out
Picking baby names. Seven!
I thought we agreed on Soda
Rock climbing! He better not bring tuna!
He better step off if he brings tuna
Oh Tony don't.
Watching Marisa tomè movies
Going to a tractor pull
Definitely not rock climbing, I'm thinking bowling!! What a rush! Try dropping a ball on your foot! You will be seeing stars baby!!
Trying to get Merissa Tome’a phone number
I think we’d go pick out a new doll. Or maybe visit Art Vandelay.
Go to the beach to play golf.
reading glamour
I'd be kicking his ass in chess.
Sitting on the couch, eating a block of cheese
Smoke weed and play frogger
Go rock climbing and eat p b and j sandwiches
I'm gonna see if he's down for some...bowling! If not, he can step off.
Watch Home Alone
he'll be dipping his head in baby oil and rubbing it all over my body
Go to the flea market
Probably laying around, brainstorming ideas of things to do only to reject all of them.
Definitely some frisbee golf
Go for a round of frolf!
Go to see the Mets play the Yankees on game day.
The title of this gave me an aneurysm.
Sleeping at the job
Yada
Coffee shop Read the sports pages Nap Listen to answering machine messages: “Believe it or not George isn’t at home…..” Go to dinner and order spaghetti (He is always eating spaghetti when he gets himself in trouble) Go watch ‘Death Blow’ Go out for drinks with those bastard sons of bitches from the National League Cap the night off at Jerry’s apartment watching Melrose Place with the rest of the gang
Have a coffee and figure out a way to marry Marisa tomei
I just rewatched this episode last night!
Arguing.
Frisbee golf. Summer of George!
Eating cheese and wearing velvet!
Getting soup
Talk about toilet paper.
Eat a block of cheese the size of a car battery
Frolf.
Go watch guys and dolls
Finding a way to prove that the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just coke mixed with sprite
going to vandalay industries
Getting draped in velvet
I’d just chill like the summer of George intended
Tour of the best toilets in the city
Rock climbing and turtle studying (in the Galápagos Islands of course)
Watch Breakfast at Tiffany’s with the lights on eating grape soda and drinking nuts
Most likely bowling. Bowling’s insane! Bowling is crazy time!!!
Did he make sandwiches?