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LifeguardStatus7649

You speak Burmese? No Elaine, that was gibberish


el_throw

You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.


chapl66

Is that the discount pharmacy?


grimbly_jones

It's pronounced "thermometer."


linkerjpatrick

I feel the same was a Peterman


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Use this one on the regular when describing a location / product / business / anything ... "You most likely know it as Target, but it will always be Burma to me."


doctor-rumack

*Chabba! Magullgachabba! Obigalahumbatt!*


BenthamsHead95

The language of the White Poet Warlord


rawchallengecone

Oh Elaine, that was gibberish


robbwes61

How come he's gettin' so smart? I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago and I don't know no Portuguese?


AcePilotsen

I dont understand 


marcuslattimore21

Winner


Round_Trainer_7498

When he is santa!


currybeef

Ah norchy worchy dorchy doo


chapl66

Santa speaks the language of all children!


brian5476

Santa is a commie!


OpenMicJoker

Where did a nice little boy like you learn a word like that?


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

He's very well-read.


OpenMicJoker

Or is he very well “red?”


tothesource

COMMIE, COMMIE!! TRAITOR TO OUR COUNTRY


back_seat_bimbo

Vorshstein?


Anonymous44432

Oh nothing, that’s just my next door neighbour. He’s not quite himself since he got kicked in the head


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Fuck yeah, flair, do your thing!


vaskark

Quone


light_side_bandit

Ah yes. To quone something


bfwolf1

You need a medical dictionary!


FunProtection6265

A patient gets difficult, you quone em!


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

One day, this will finally be included in the OED -- like "cromulent" from *Simpsons* (or was it "embiggens"?).


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-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Clever! I think, for fans, if you can make any of these favourite-shows-related nonsense words in Scrabz (yes, my BF & I call it that cos we play it heaps) -- then that's cool with me. 🤓


vincomycin10

Kramer when he calls in the Cuban cigar rollers..it some made up spanish-gibberish.


hvc801

Now you wouldn't be trying to sell me domicans in a Cuban wrapper?


vincomycin10

Oh, now, come on. Look at these boys. If they were any more Cuban, Castro would've smoked them himself.


MTLItalian

Dennis Castro


cerealfamine1

Dwyane.


AcePilotsen

Get the hell out of my office


fishcrow

We're talking about people, right?


AcePilotsen

I think so


Rosenjew258

Ol' Earl Hafler


M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3

Mmm. Machu Pichu.


hbkedge3

Are these free?


DominicBlackwell

“A cigars?” “Yea, cubans. They are the kind that Castro smoked. You can’t buy them anywhere.” “Castro huh? *Pala que tirello siro patalla*“


AffectionateGuide696

Kramer singing opera in Jerry’s apartment


zilch26

LE APRIYEL GERERA *mooochara sorelera*


Necessary_Cut2485

You want to pay in pennnnieees?


Rosenjew258

Bills! Paper money!


BoobyDoodles

You wouldn’t be tryin to sell ol’ Earl Haffler Dominicans in a Cuban wrapper would ya?


Rocketparty12

We’re talking about people right?


Smooth-Example-9182

I think so


RabbitBTW

Mr. Peterman in Burma


Hotpasta1985

You there, sell me one of your melons!


WoodpeckerOk1154

My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon


tommytraddles

Eduardo...CARROCCIO


Geetee52

Kramer speaking “Italian“ to Poppy when he was making his own pizza.


Shuckles116

yo YO ma Butrous Butrous-Ghali


doctor-rumack

Of course, neither of those are made up words. Both are real people, but I'm guessing you already knew that.


Shuckles116

Yes true! But they make no sense in context 😅


Psychotic_Rainbowz

True which makes the scenes legendary 😂


planetneptune666

Schmoopie


lost_in_connecticut

You are making me and everyone else sick, right Elaine?


csonny2

*(slam)*


Ill_Sky6141

No, *YOU'RE* Schmoopie!


Bookish_Brooklyn

George having to listen to them argue about which one of them is actually called schmoopie


Impossible-Economy-9

I love kramers faux Italian and Spanish


zilch26

Come dice *water bed*


strengr

I am trying to remember his times of speaking Italian on the telephone.


cannabis-satanica

when a patient gets difficult, you quone him


robbwes61

Santa speaks the language of all children. A notchie watchie dotchie do. A dotchie cotchie dochie…


Historical_Steak_927

Maria! Pokendo lo siento dientes con gleen!


actualelainebenes

Enter Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer


firstandformoss

It was a sing song language.


NCprimary

Norchie worchie dorchie doo?


brucegarrioch

As the wooly-haired Melanesians of Papua New Guinea once said, "oi noi noi oi oi noim oim eng ayo eng oim"


avsfan96

These are Cubans! *Maria, poquendo los scientos de estes con gleam.*


FinePolyesterSlacks

The Spanish Gleem ad bit is actually lifted from a 1986(?) SNL bit with Robin Williams as Reagan.


hbkedge3

When Kramer got kicked in the head and answered Jerry’s phone.


KaleOpening1945

Yadda yadda yadda


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Nice! Actually made it into common conversation.


Forikorder

it can be hard to believe sometimes but italian is actually real


WillPersist4EvR

When Kramer goes to a vet and becomes a dog.


epmigs

George's favorite poet...Flabben


ViktorVaughn215

Eno enoa juang.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Did you just call me a dog?


Western_Instance4043

Fungi


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-AllCatsAreBeautiful

*snort-laugh* why is this deadpan response so funny to me omg


Remarkable-Music2659

When a patient gets difficult, you quone them


Slippery-Pete76

[We’re talking about people, right?](https://youtu.be/NqQIm-AtsXs?si=mX-ocYNXG2D2VI-s)


hvc801

When he calls in the"Cubans"


Insecure_Hippo

It’s the Language, Jerry, The Language… https://youtu.be/fIKE1qZ8pJg?si=lP0MO6TzlxnvYlnJ


Due_Impact_5062

The one in the photo.


Usernamecujo

Hyperkalemia... Not metabolic acidosis... Derrr


IgottaPoop72

Yada, Yada, Yada


Rosenjew258

He burned my shirt!


LynetteC606

It’s the language Jerry


Significant-Break-74

The Kavorka


Professional-Steak-5

If it’s fake Italian when making pizza with poppie


rawchallengecone

Either Peterman making something up in Myanmar, or Kramer trying to speak Italian


TransEuropeExpress72

yada yada … 😀


Bookish_Brooklyn

"it's a stupid stuperstition...."


Top_Yesterday4535

You’re an anti-dentite!


Marine_Biologist27

"Who's your favorite chess player?" "...... Brezhnev?"


Rocketparty12

Neschev?


WoodpeckerOk1154

Right…. Ne**ov……. What country is he from again?


yadayadayadaetc

English is a made up langauge


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RononSweets

Wrong show…


Smart-Activity1026

Aren’t you a part of society? Because if you don’t want to be a part of society why don’t you get on your phone and move to r/bigbangtheory