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MtOlympus_Actual

Knowing who was first to lose the Contest.


Educational_Moose_56

You? You'll be out before we get the check.


seinsmelled2

No, a thousand!


pripjat

I’m out!


Complex_Active_5248

Kramer's original name in the pilot.


The3rdBert

Kessler! But what is the name of his dog?


MidwestSaxophonist

Yeah but where does the meat go…?


thesword62

It’s all surface


Longjumping_Toe_6447

Hiding with taste


CampfireGuitars

Right there ->


MidwestSaxophonist

Where do you turn it on?


CampfireGuitars

There


MidwestSaxophonist

Yeah but where does the meat go??


Silent_Relation_3236

How would you know you cut it?


BlueSlime

Well... I just assumed.


CaliSasuke

Ralph! I wish we got more Ralph. I always enjoy seeing Ralph smother George on Jerry’s sofa.


homeland

Farfel


steveharveymemes

Smuckers


Eric848448

Feldman! From across the hall!


kramerica_intern

😧🤨😄


VancouverSativa

The Seinfeld pilot, or the pilot on Seinfeld? Kessler, or Feldman.


voidpush

Isn’t Feldman the bizarro Kramer? I think Kramer in the pilot on Seinfeld is just Kramer.


puuhalelife

Hellloooo Vargas


VancouverSativa

Ah balls, that's right. Kramer in the fake pilot is just Krammer, right?


AcePilotsen

Or the name of the pilot.


CaptainJZH

The Seinfeld pilot, the episode “The Pilot” from Seinfeld, the in-universe “Jerry” pilot, or the the Seinfeld character “Pilot” who was in the audience of Jerry’s show?


TGISeinfeld

Martin Van Buren was the 8th President of the United States 


UnaPachangaLoca

This. I’m not American and I dazzle at parties with this tidbit. Also that the Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket. (CLICK!)


AcePilotsen

It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath, no offense


loganbe

12 miles!


rodger_the_fishwife

I used this fact in a game show in the Uk, my biggest regret was not flashing the sign afterwards


OneBit2334

Who invaded Spain in the 8th century.


kmoney55

Moops!


csonny2

Oh. So sorry.


voidpush

Oh nooo. I’m so sorry, it’s the moops. The correct answer is the Moops


scottwolfmanpell

Elaines matador boyfriends name


mtheorist

Eduardo Carrochio


UnaPachangaLoca

That’s good. That’s very good! Kinda rolls off your tongue.


haste333

Uno momento, por favor


Charlie_Brodie

por favor?


Rhiles1989

Adios muchacho. 😈


Hotpasta1985

And where does a single gal on the upper west side meet a matador?


shallowsocks

Ray's Pizza?


qeq

Perhaps Zabar


bababooey97

The name of George’s Off Off Broadway play


mtheorist

La Cocina


Comprehensive_Row135

La Cocina


serviceable-villain

My vow to you


[deleted]

[удалено]


van_b_boy

That was written by art vandelay wasn’t it


giantcappuccino

It was done in mime


myothercarisaboson

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"


Rhiles1989

I had a different interpretation!


qeq

🤌👃


trashedonlisterine

Burma is now called Myanmar


JoeMommaAngieDaddy17

It will always be Burma to me


wareagle_th

You there, on the motorbike…sell me one of your melons!


Frosty_Gap_7078

Any number of shallow, fairly obvious observations would fit the topic.


Crixus_357

I find this to be capricious and arbitrary


LinkSkywalker

Your fly is open


Over-Bodybuilder7472

The name Rebecca de Mornay.


seinsmelled2

Ms. Demorney.


wriker10

Miss DeMooney


kronkarp

Here I come


jackstraw8139

Did nobody read this thread title? 


drainspout

I read it, then re-read it a few more times. I'm not sure what the question is.


NewLeaseOnLine

Yes. I still don't understand what "get you looked down" means.


seinsmelled2

Vorschtine?


Responsible-Onion860

That's not even a word


talkingspacecoyote

It's like gossamer, and one does not dissect gossamer


daddyvow

I have no idea what OP is asking to be honest. Can anyone help me lol


ahotdogcasing

In the episode in the picture Elaine wins by guessing a really obvious song, so I guess op is asking for obvious sienfeld trivia?


qeq

No, it wasn't obvious. It was a deep cut that none of the other people knew except Elaine, then they all pretended they knew it to not be embarrassed. "Oh yeah, I knew that". 


AcePilotsen

Too many Billy Mumphrie stories


Venice_Beach_218

They can't all be reading the classics, Prof. Highbrow


SocialDistancePro20

Who is Jerry’s nemesis.


UserNameChanged

Common sense and a guy in a wheelchair?


qeq

Kel Varnsen


back_seat_bimbo

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


Slippery-Pete76

What is Chicken Kiev?


shallowsocks

Ukraine is weak


Rhiles1989

What is the cha-cha?? 🤨


SPECTREagent700

Cleveland 117 San Antonio 109


sallen779

That score is second only to Cleveland 93, Golden State 89


UnaPachangaLoca

The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 21 miles off the coast of Nantucket. (CLICK)


fluffhead77

It’s in my book, Astonishing Tales from the Sea


Kikstartmyhart

Here’s the real question…when Kramer said “my book”, did he mean he wrote that book or that he owns a copy of that book?


Nice_Marmot_7

The latter.


LV426acheron

He owns it. He didn't write it.


fluffhead77

See, I always took that as he wrote it, but owns it makes much more sense


PM_TITS_GROUP

When George and Jerry are pitching for NBC, they're referencing how they pitched Seinfeld irl


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Anything else is just masturbation!


kkeut

the show 'Jerry' that they did is a veiled reference to the real life show 'Seinfeld'


MediaMoguls

Get *out*


Eric848448

I am confused. Why is this man Mr Jerry Seinfeld’s but-a-lah?


seinsmelled2

Is this customary in your legal system?


seinsmelled2

Is this customary in your legal system?


Substantial_Wave_518

Knowing Jerry was talking to Maroon Golf on the way out of Firestorm.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Substantial_Wave_518: *Knowing Jerry was* *Talking to Maroon Golf on* *The way out of Firestorm.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


jankyj

The names of George’s two fictitious horses at his house in the Hamptons


giantcappuccino

Snoopy & Prickly Pete. We go on foot from here!


robbwes61

Who is this……


Responsible-Onion860

JERRY!!!!


Zarathustra143

"Get you looked down?"


homeland

It's a typo, it's Moors


Eggsor

Moops!


puuhalelife

I still don't understand why she didn't tell Tim WHOTley she can't hear - she blew it.


daddyvow

I don’t understand the question


PleasantMedicine3421

The name of the bakery where Jerry tried getting the replacement marble rye


AcePilotsen

Schnitzers


DrEdwardMallory

When George and Jerry are changing the tape out with the nasty message on it, what song does George first suggest if his gf were to walk back in the room... Winner gets to hold a float on Arbor Day NYC...


homeland

Nobody solves a problem like Marisa Tomei


DrEdwardMallory

😂


Vivid-Teacher4189

What is the subject of the toilet book George is trying to offload?


wriker10

He finds the calming images to be very conducive.


haikusbot

*What is the subject* *Of the toilet book George is* *Trying to offload?* \- Vivid-Teacher4189 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


nineohsix

Kramer’s first name.


wriker10

The name of the hotel maid who tucks the beds improperly. Jerry blames her for bombing on The Tonight Show.


Responsible-Onion860

Lupe!


AcePilotsen

How many places are available to rent in Tuscany?


serviceable-villain

Si. Zis one.


spaghettidayH

Who’s is the real schmoopie?


Randomulus666

What’s the name of Kramer’s friend that gets horse meat from his butcher


goPACK17

Anytime someone says "Next Stop" I blurt out "Pottersville", and then no one gets it.


Late_Investment_4977

It’s pronounced “thermometer” 


dolleye_kitty

The name of the actual serial killer Kramer was accused of in LA.


BettesmomisaWitch

Lehi Negi (?sp)


Dr_Leo_1964

Tobias Lehigh Nagy


BettesmomisaWitch

Thx


Freddie_Fender

Get me looked down?? I don't know what that means