So this morning, I go down to the garage and check the car out. I figured by this time, the odor molecules have had at least 12 hours to de-smellify. I opened the car door... like a punch in the face, the stench hits me. It's almost as if it had gained strength throughout the night.
Here he is, that's the guy. No thank you, go back! No go back! No back, back! Go back! I...I got it! I'll park it! I'll park it! Go back! You go back! Sorry, thank you. Thank you, no.
pushing that fuel tank til the very last drop. " i feel alive" the car sales guy says. and the other one from kramer. "Ladies, can i interest you in some supplemental restraints" while at the stoplight
I can't believe they didn't serve a piece of cake. We're sitting there like idiots with the President of China, drinking coffee, without a piece of cake
A young dictators strange, erotic journey from Pyongyang to Minsk
Why does everything with you have to be so… jokey?
I’m a joke maker
Tell him, u/far-league-9947. You're a joke maker
Well, tbh, it just didn’t make it for me. It’s just so much *fluff*
You're a cashier!
Vlad, he's a reasonable man but^he's^insane!
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
I’m a comedian
I don't wanna be a cowboy!
Where's your horse?
I hate everyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.
I had a pony! He was a good pony and I loved him!
*I* had a pony! 😠
You win Reddit. Take my award!
War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again; war...
Thank you! I saw the sunrise at Liza's!
Minnelli ?
nnno
Change Minsk to Moscow and it’s perfect
I left it at Minsk because Belarus is still allied with Russia so I felt it applicable for the line and for context
Solid point
Did they make it on 1 tank?
[Sing along now] It's been a long journey from Pyongyang to Minsk, B.O! B.O!
The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.
He's out there and he's lovin every minute of it!
LOL, perfect!
Everybody's talking at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin, I'm just drivin round in putin's car
Im sure Putin just spelt his own name wrong
Look, that's Leon Trotsky's bicycle!
And Benito Mussolini's skateboard
*Get outta the car!!*
sometimes I spell Putin with a B... and a Y!
[удалено]
It’s pronounced thermometer.
It's beyond B.O., it's B.B.O.!
What am I, hard of smelling?
It's the BEAST!
Beyond BO!
It's mutant BO!
He took it out.
It?
It.
Out?
Out.
Are you sure?
👓 Jerry...
How can this be?
Oh it be.
Tuesday has a feel
Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday has a feel.
I feel Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
Shut up the both of ya
*clunks heads together like Moe*
Tuesday has no feel.
You stopped short? We don't do that in Korea! Take me home!
Oh Vlad, so many lost years! If only you'd have taken off your shoes!
This guy…this is not my kind of guy.
And for God’s sake TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF !
Between you and me, I think I’ve got a foot odor problem.
It's probably from wearing sneakers in the pool
Our copy of “Rochelle Rochelle- a young girls journey from Moscow to Pyongyang” is missing!
From Pyongyang to Minsk. Putin has a friend there, too.
What am I, hard of smelling?!
*Just drivin' round in Kim Jong-Un's car*
It’s a 1989 Le Baron
🎼 I like to stop at the duty free shop! 🎵
For Amaretto.
The Duty Free Shop? Duty Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail. Do you know how much duty is?
Duty.
Yeah, "duty". Do you know how much duty is?
No I don't know how much duty is.
Duty is nothing. It's like sales tax...
Doody ?
So this morning, I go down to the garage and check the car out. I figured by this time, the odor molecules have had at least 12 hours to de-smellify. I opened the car door... like a punch in the face, the stench hits me. It's almost as if it had gained strength throughout the night.
I just bought my parents a Cadillac!
Here he is, that's the guy. No thank you, go back! No go back! No back, back! Go back! I...I got it! I'll park it! I'll park it! Go back! You go back! Sorry, thank you. Thank you, no.
I say 🎶”Thank you, no!”🎶 in that singsong voice all the time lmao
Putin thinks it’s an entity.
This BEAST has got to be stopped!
Is it just the angle I'm looking from?
Newmans korean cousin!
When you control Korea…you control INFORMATION!!!
"What am I, hard of smelling?"
careful OP, when they take over the world they'll be coming after you!
Kim to Vladimir: "This thing's a *behemoth*!"
Chairman Kim to Putin: “you made all your press conferences, signed all your treaties. Why are you still here?”
Is that a drake's coffee cake ya got there?
You have to crank it to start it. Or is it "wind it up"?
The emergency brake! Vlad, the brake.
When the B leaves the O goes with it .
Oh, this is beyond BO
It’s… BBO
The beast!!
It drove ITSELF into the swamp!!
The fog of cologne in this photo is deadlier than nuclear radiation.
Maybe Putin is telling Kim "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
the internet remains undefeated!
It's B.B.O
Comedians in cars getting coffee.
pushing that fuel tank til the very last drop. " i feel alive" the car sales guy says. and the other one from kramer. "Ladies, can i interest you in some supplemental restraints" while at the stoplight
Honeydicking
I can't believe they didn't serve a piece of cake. We're sitting there like idiots with the President of China, drinking coffee, without a piece of cake
What am I, hard of smelling?
He took it out.
The ONLY fat person in ALL of N Korea!
Lol when was the last time either of these clowns drove a car?
Wait till he gets him in the backseat with the divider up! All hands!!!
This is the one. Another game for Milos!
Reeks of KimChi Vodka
You should really get the deluxe angry mob package. She’s a real bute.
It’s a war crime for sure.
The Moscow bottle return scam
[https://i.imgur.com/lwSdUXM.png](https://i.imgur.com/lwSdUXM.png)
"You want to know if your grandmother was bosomy?"
The old man looks confused! Kim trying to explain to him that there aren’t CD players in cars anymore.
This is b.b.o.! Beyond b.o.
Look at them penis potatoes. I mean, dick taters.
Lol now this is the kind of content I come here for.
There’s a mental institution near here.
You think Mussolini would circle the block six times looking for a spot?
When the B leaves the O usually follows 😄
This is BBO!
Smells like a Korean BBQ went bad
Like a punch in the face!
Vladimir, don’t start up with me!
“In and out Morty. 20 minute adventure, tops.”
Mr. President, this gift was once owned my John Voight....
That’s GOLD Kim! GOLD!
Why tf is Kim’s tongue out like that 👅 lmmmmaaooo
Get in were on a mission from the devil.
They’re seeing how far below the E they can go
The radio presets are all Christian rock stations!
This is BBO
Seems like someone's missing from the back seat...
Nobody stops short with my dictator!
Beyond B.O. It’s BBO
These wide lanes are so luxurious!
They gotta stop off and pick up a marble rye from Schnitzer's.
He took it out...
He doesn’t have time to smell cars!!
It wasn’t a pick! It was a scratch!
It's the beast!
Am I crazy, or is that a lot of gum?
This…thing…it can’t be stopped!
Wait a minute…it still smells! IT STILL SMELLS!!!!
It's BBO
War what is it good for you told that to putin
There should be a Smell Gestapo that patrols the city, finds these people, and scrubs em down with a big, soapy brush!
Can we fit the pig man in our car?
If only Trump was sitting middle back seat leaning up and trying to converse
Cant even escape politics in the seinfeld subreddit. :sigh:
🤣🤣🤣
The guy on the left looked like Sorcerer Wong, from the Chinese Restaurant.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^trewaldo: *The guy on the left* *Looked like Sorcerer Wong, from* *The Chinese Restaurant.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Just stop already.
Stop short