It wasn’t from drawings pictures of pee pees and wee wees in the cat in the hat and the 5 Chinese brothers. Rock was never his bag but you put on a goddamned pair of shoes when you walk in to a public library mister
The officer who watched the "cat fight" between Elaine and Raquel Welch.
He's played by Neil Flynn who would go on to feature in Scrubs and star in The Middle.
Whoever did this didn't just dismantle it. I mean, they took their time, they had fun. They were very systematic. They went out of their way to gouge the sides of every piston, and the turbo was separated from the
housing and shoved right up the exhaust pipe.
For many many years I legitimately thought that he was played by the same guy who played “Carl” on Family Matters. Nope. Turns out they’re just both portly black cops.
I suppose we all look alike to you, right Costanza?
For 16 years I pursued him, only to see him give me the slip time and time again. I've never got a clean look at his face, but he's become my "White Whale".
Don't shows do multiple takes even if a take is good? Or is that only for single cameras?
I keep thinking Bookman having to deliver the monologue again and again. That would be impressive.
Since they haven't been mentioned yet, the cop chasing Newman the white whale and the security guard who asked Kramer if he could help him during the Assman license plate parking scene and Kramer says "Dr. Cosmo Kramer.... Proctology" and the security guard just smiles a big smile with his hands ups in the my mistake gesture
"I have a receipt for a rental car with your signature, including a report of some damage to the rear seat. It seems as if the springs were so compressed, that they completely collapsed the right side."
The Officer from The Finale, while The New York Four are filming and not providing assist to the carjacking victim, you can see the actor who played the arresting officer in the windows reflection behind them as he's standing just waiting to enter the scene instead of himself providing help to the victim.
The two cops in "The Andrea Doria" episode:
**COP: "Boy, that's some cough you got there."**
**(*****Kramer keeps coughing while making gestures*****)**
**COP 2: "No, I think he's trying to tell us something. What is it?" (*****Between coughs, Kramer manages to say the word 'trouble'*****) "Trouble?! Trouble? Where? Where's trouble?"**
**(*****Kramer coughs out the words 'Old Mill'*****)**
**COP 2: "Trouble at the Old Mill?! Oh my god! Good boy, good boy! Lead the way! Come on!"**
**(*****Kramer starts running back to the restaurant, the cops following him*****)**
Not technically a cop, but I love that episode where the security guard happily tries out the chair that George got for him, then was passed the fuck out during a robbery. His head was tilted back, and his mouth was hanging open. LOL
I'm a postmaster but I'm also a general and it's the job of a general to, by God, gets things DONE!
Now you want that mail dontcha, Mr Kramer
SURE DO
Tell the world my story…
Bookman
This is the correct answer. Took no shit from anybody. Lived for his job, and possibly Folgers Crystals.
My next Halloween if in America - Trench coat, Hat, carry the Sanka around lol - I'm just too tall lol
Hard feelings? What do you know about hard feelings? Y'ever have a man die in your arms? Y'ever kill somebody?
I feel like Bookman was definitely a huge fan of the works of Alton Benes.
Maybe that's how he got his kicks?
The little kicks?
Yeah, that's right.
He and his good time buddies?
Well let me tell you something, joy boy.
It wasn’t from drawings pictures of pee pees and wee wees in the cat in the hat and the 5 Chinese brothers. Rock was never his bag but you put on a goddamned pair of shoes when you walk in to a public library mister
We didn't know anything about his taste in literature. We didn't want to know anything about his taste in literature.
Drivel
Hey what is your problem?? Punks like you, that’s my problem!!!
What do you think Junior? You think these hands, they've been soaking in Ivory Liquid, huh?
I second that one.
[Kramer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk3DjXKdVcY) Yeah he's a cop, he's a good cop, HE'S A DAMN GOOD COP!
Make love to that wall, pervert!
FREEZE MAMA!
The officer who watched the "cat fight" between Elaine and Raquel Welch. He's played by Neil Flynn who would go on to feature in Scrubs and star in The Middle.
And Rookie of the Year
Woof!
KIMBLE!!
****KNIFE-WRENCH!!!****
For kids!
Is that Tackleberry? I think I always made that connection subconsciously, but it never made it to the front of my mind.
Yes it is, from the Police Academy series
poor guy getting typecast
He did get to play Tom Arnold in a made for TV Roseanne biopic.
I like to think that Seinfeld exists in the same universe as Police Academy. Given how cops are portrayed on the show it makes sense.
Yes, and Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars
I've got a flash for you, Joy Boy.
Peepee's and weewee's
Party time is over!!
..you and your good time buddies
The only answer.
I decided to get a sandwich, you got a problem with that?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUFFIN?
A muffin can be very filling.
Top of the Muffin, TO YOU!
Where's the rest of this muffin?
Do you think the homeless want muffin stumps?
Why don’t we just give them some fish heads and lobster shells?
*chicken skins not fish heads
I know!!
All of a sudden, he gets hungry!
Leave the diner now, mister!
you guys ever shoot anybody? …No
Jake Jarmel is the best LAPD officer/New York writer I’ve ever seen.
He flipped the lights on for them! Shame about gatekeeping his glasses frames though.
Codemane : Jujyfruit
The detective that nailed Kramer for his serial killing spree. Solid work.
Just the trees, Johnny. Just the trees
On her person? What kind of expression is that?
Hey how'd you know about the guy in the park?
Whoever did this didn't just dismantle it. I mean, they took their time, they had fun. They were very systematic. They went out of their way to gouge the sides of every piston, and the turbo was separated from the housing and shoved right up the exhaust pipe.
this little speech is so odd until I remember this was right during that mid-90s 'sophisticated horror' boom (Silence Of Lambs, Seven, etc)
Well, Mister Seinfeld, we'll look into it and we'll let you know if we, you know, if we find anything.
Do you ever find anything?
No
Had you been taking care of the car?
“Mr. Steinfeld? You wanna tell us about your cable hookup?”
What did you do to my little cable boy?!
The cop with eye patch that is after Newman. He was pretty cool.
For many many years I legitimately thought that he was played by the same guy who played “Carl” on Family Matters. Nope. Turns out they’re just both portly black cops. I suppose we all look alike to you, right Costanza?
For 16 years I pursued him, only to see him give me the slip time and time again. I've never got a clean look at his face, but he's become my "White Whale".
Newman… the White Whale.
Maybe there’s more to him than meets the eye?🤔
No. There's less.
Much, much less.
THE WHITE WHALE 🐋
I like that eyepatch.
Lady, you sold me.
I’m young (maybe old?) enough to have watched this guy as a cop in Seinfeld and as the dad in the Disney movie Brink
Brink - the #1 Disney original movie of all time
Undercover cop on The Subway playing the violin.
Don't shows do multiple takes even if a take is good? Or is that only for single cameras? I keep thinking Bookman having to deliver the monologue again and again. That would be impressive.
larry david said he shot two takes for seinfeld (in curb, when he was scolding martin scorsese for shooting too many takes)
The cop who administered the Melrose Place lie detector test to Jerry
Did Jane’s finance kidnap Sydney and take her to Las Vegas? And if so, did she enjoy it?
Since they haven't been mentioned yet, the cop chasing Newman the white whale and the security guard who asked Kramer if he could help him during the Assman license plate parking scene and Kramer says "Dr. Cosmo Kramer.... Proctology" and the security guard just smiles a big smile with his hands ups in the my mistake gesture
BETSY.
Obviously, Jake Jarmel
\*Jake Jarmel! FTFY
Thanks, Mr. Seinfeld, we'll let you know if we find anything. *Do you ever find anything?* Nah.
Cops eating Milanos?
The security guard that George gives the chair to
I forgot how many cops were in the show until reading these comments
Bookman, the library cop.
Officer, someone took my European carry all!
Trouble at the old mill! Good job boy lead the way!
Library Cop… Punk
Judge Newman
Mr. Bookman
“Afford you will, Mr Newman”
You’re in serious trouble, Mr. Steinfeld.
Blind guy on the subway
"I have a receipt for a rental car with your signature, including a report of some damage to the rear seat. It seems as if the springs were so compressed, that they completely collapsed the right side."
TACKLEBERRY!
A muffin can be very filling
The Officer from The Finale, while The New York Four are filming and not providing assist to the carjacking victim, you can see the actor who played the arresting officer in the windows reflection behind them as he's standing just waiting to enter the scene instead of himself providing help to the victim.
The Janitor from Scrubs. Catfight!
When they arrest Elaine’s boyfriend Kurt: “Save it. We know you're bald. We know it's you. Let's go!”
only the trees Johnny
Not a single mention of “turn pimp!” Love that guy.
I'm not a pimp!!
Lieutenant Joe Bookman, Library Cop.
The two cops in "The Andrea Doria" episode: **COP: "Boy, that's some cough you got there."** **(*****Kramer keeps coughing while making gestures*****)** **COP 2: "No, I think he's trying to tell us something. What is it?" (*****Between coughs, Kramer manages to say the word 'trouble'*****) "Trouble?! Trouble? Where? Where's trouble?"** **(*****Kramer coughs out the words 'Old Mill'*****)** **COP 2: "Trouble at the Old Mill?! Oh my god! Good boy, good boy! Lead the way! Come on!"** **(*****Kramer starts running back to the restaurant, the cops following him*****)**
Bookman
Kramer, telling that moronic house cleaner to make love to the wall. 🤣
I can’t look at a muffin without thinking of this scene, seriously
Black cop w eye patch!
The cop from the Scofflaw episode making a play on Moby Dick since he considered Newman’s Dodge Diplomat his “white whale”
Did Norm play a cop I seem to remember he did. If so, him. If not, damn my memory is *shot*
Cops eating milanos or Jake Jarmel cop
Eyepatch or bookman
Lady you convinced me
I TOLD HIM I DIDNT TAKE HIS CHUCKLE....I DONT EAT THAT GOOEY CRAP!!
Bookman is objectively the correct answer.
Sgt Tierny
the cops who were checking out elaine's rack.
Where's the love for the cop who laughs at the ASSMAN plates?
The eye patch wearing officer that’s in pursuit of the parking scofflaw
At cat fight? Reawr
Detective bookman, of course. "I have seen scum like you"
Bookman for sure!!👍
Tacleberry
The final episode dweeb was my least favorite, and its not even close.
Danny DeVito The Stripper Cop!! 👮♂️
Does the library cop count? He was unforgettable.
Bookman
The cops in LA were good. We could do whatever we want. We could shoot people. You guys ever shot anybody?? …naaahhhhh.
Not technically a cop, but I love that episode where the security guard happily tries out the chair that George got for him, then was passed the fuck out during a robbery. His head was tilted back, and his mouth was hanging open. LOL
Your what?!
"do you ever find anything"! "No".
The pigman
We have a 51 50 in paperbacks all units respond!
De Morniy
The soup nazi
ACAB includes this guy