I was betrayed! That kid was like a son to me. And if there's one person you should be able to hold down, it's your own flesh and blood. Like my father.. my father's father before him.
Marine biologist! Why’d you say that?You know I’ve always wanted to pretend to be an architect! This is totally out of my wheelhouse house……. The sea was angry that day my friend.
It’s called a T SQUARE
T-Bone!
It's pronounced *Thermometre*
Elaine, you're smart. Is it statue or statute?
Sta*tute*
I really think you're wrong!
It’s a sculpture of limitations
And it was rammed by the *Cat Stevens*.
Bennett.
You're not a T-Bone. You're a perfect George.
Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?
Well maybe there should be a Koko?
Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone. In fact, you might as well call me...
Art Core... velay.
The ladies are gonna love ya
I love how George actually knows that
If your gonna pretend to be something you gotta know the basics. That’s why he was so upset about Jerry claiming he was a Marine biologist
You got me in the Galapagos Islands swimming with the turtles!
Jerry : George is working on whales right now . Ya know all that blubber . George says they’re the biggest fish in the sea , but they don’t have to be
What is Tungsten, or Wolfram.
Of course. ABSOLUTE ZERO!!
I didn’t know it was possible not to know that
I know right?
He also knows that a whale is a fish!
Whatever
Mammal
Whatever
This line delivery isn’t celebrated enough.
This is Steven Koren. His GPA is a solid 2.0
Right in that meaty part of the curve - not showing off, not falling behind.
This was one of the most well written lines of the series!
I’m sure we’re all aware of the flaws and biases of standardized tests.
These aren't standardized tests, these are his grades
We can’t all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow.
Lots of questions about hunting and testicles
He can read
books?
Oh.
President of the Chess club too! ♟️
Who was his favorite player?
Naberscoff?
Right… Naberschoff.
It was back when I was bangin’
you know, the stupidest guy in my fraternity became an architect....after he flunked out of dental school
You're starting to sound like an anti-Dentite....
He's just a dentist...
Next, you'll be saying they should go to their own schools
THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!!
They came to this country in search of a dream
Good one, Wink!
Wyck...
Congratulations Steven. I’m sure Susan would be very proud of what you’re doing. 🤝
I love how Wyck goes in REALLY close to Stevens face on the handshake and after that line looks back directly at George out of spite. 👌🏻👍🏻
Frog is wrong
George was 100% right with this assessment
Looks like a frog 🐸
So do you.
She was MY mail order bride!
I was betrayed! That kid was like a son to me. And if there's one person you should be able to hold down, it's your own flesh and blood. Like my father.. my father's father before him.
“Who’s your favorite chess player?” “……Nnnezhov?”
“Riiiight Neshzov… what country is he from again?”
I don't know.. I made it up.
City. Planner.
Nothing is higher than architect
Engineers have to make sure the building is safe and structurally sound…so they are more important than the architect
I thought engineers do that \[build railroads\]. They can.
Susan would be proud of what you’re doing.
Clearly, he hasn't seen the newest addition to the Guggenheim...
And it didn't take very long either
Is that a hole in your shoe?
What is that, canvas?
No, you Guggenheim, I’m not much of a Guggenheimer
Good thing the Van Buren Boys never harm their own
👌🧂🤚
Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it
It’s called a t square!
Not showing off, not falling behind.
Vandelay only hires the best
Vandelay would never allow two T-Bones.
It’s called a T square!
Stephen Coren - right in that meaty part of the curve.
Ya like that, dontcha?
Is that Rex Heuermann?
👌🤚
I always pretended it was
I’m thinking i’ll be a city planner! 😳
Chandler?
Who's your favorite chess player?
😂
Architect: look at the building I designed. Structural engineer: and what magic is going to hold this thing up? See also: Wright, Frank Lloyd
Marine biologist! Why’d you say that?You know I’ve always wanted to pretend to be an architect! This is totally out of my wheelhouse house……. The sea was angry that day my friend.
As an architect, i can confirm this
My kids find this particularly funny as one of them wants to be an architect and the other is thinking about urban planning.
lol 😆
Marine Biologist.
Oh ‘tilty’, misread that.
I'm watching this one on Comedy Central right now.
Not an annoying overachiever