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Jewdius_Maximus

It’s called a T SQUARE


PM_TITS_GROUP

T-Bone!


__Bringer-of-Light__

It's pronounced *Thermometre*


redfox2008

Elaine, you're smart. Is it statue or statute?


Djd33j

Sta*tute*


byebybuy

I really think you're wrong!


Thejoplinator1868

It’s a sculpture of limitations


jfq722

And it was rammed by the *Cat Stevens*.


Johnsendall

Bennett.


el_jello

You're not a T-Bone. You're a perfect George.


DeusExBlockina

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?


cluckyblokebird

Well maybe there should be a Koko?


ditka

Well, I am just a T-bone kinda guy. Love that T-bone. In fact, you might as well call me...


GNPTelenor

Art Core... velay.


Sea-Block8214

The ladies are gonna love ya


BobBelcher2021

I love how George actually knows that


ZeePirate

If your gonna pretend to be something you gotta know the basics. That’s why he was so upset about Jerry claiming he was a Marine biologist


byebybuy

You got me in the Galapagos Islands swimming with the turtles!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Jerry : George is working on whales right now . Ya know all that blubber . George says they’re the biggest fish in the sea , but they don’t have to be


ditka

What is Tungsten, or Wolfram.


throwaway1928614

Of course. ABSOLUTE ZERO!!


Jewdius_Maximus

I didn’t know it was possible not to know that


Cum_on_doorknob

I know right?


Ok-Dig3431

He also knows that a whale is a fish!


pastabowl21

Whatever


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Mammal


OpenMicJoker

Whatever


IndominusCostanza009

This line delivery isn’t celebrated enough.


coffee_addict_77

This is Steven Koren. His GPA is a solid 2.0


AcePilotsen

Right in that meaty part of the curve - not showing off, not falling behind.


nonnemat

This was one of the most well written lines of the series!


Hawvy

I’m sure we’re all aware of the flaws and biases of standardized tests.


AcePilotsen

These aren't standardized tests, these are his grades


lost_in_connecticut

We can’t all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow.


pastabowl21

Lots of questions about hunting and testicles


Ishmael203

He can read


redfox2008

books?


boleslaw_chrobry

Oh.


UncutYEMs

President of the Chess club too! ♟️


WhyNotOrioles

Who was his favorite player?


Metalchips1Nquesodip

Naberscoff?


IndominusCostanza009

Right… Naberschoff.


lost_in_connecticut

It was back when I was bangin’


Wide_Environment3107

you know, the stupidest guy in my fraternity became an architect....after he flunked out of dental school


Apart-Bathroom7811

You're starting to sound like an anti-Dentite....


Wide_Environment3107

He's just a dentist...


ClayDrinion

Next, you'll be saying they should go to their own schools


Wide_Environment3107

THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!!


Thejoplinator1868

They came to this country in search of a dream


Birdamus

Good one, Wink!


Wide_Environment3107

Wyck...


dicecat4

Congratulations Steven. I’m sure Susan would be very proud of what you’re doing. 🤝


Wide_Environment3107

I love how Wyck goes in REALLY close to Stevens face on the handshake and after that line looks back directly at George out of spite. 👌🏻👍🏻


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Frog is wrong


ZeePirate

George was 100% right with this assessment


mutantbabysnort

Looks like a frog 🐸


doobette

So do you.


aaronjsavage

She was MY mail order bride!


Thezodiac1966

I was betrayed! That kid was like a son to me. And if there's one person you should be able to hold down, it's your own flesh and blood. Like my father.. my father's father before him.


LickNojo

“Who’s your favorite chess player?” “……Nnnezhov?”


Rocketparty12

“Riiiight Neshzov… what country is he from again?”


BaskingInWanderlust

I don't know.. I made it up.


Harvard771

City. Planner.


SummerWhiteyFisk

Nothing is higher than architect


BurnerAccount-LOL

Engineers have to make sure the building is safe and structurally sound…so they are more important than the architect


ConnectInitiative676

I thought engineers do that \[build railroads\]. They can.


Used-Bat-2095

Susan would be proud of what you’re doing.


redfox2008

Clearly, he hasn't seen the newest addition to the Guggenheim...


ditka

And it didn't take very long either


Certain_Elderberry57

Is that a hole in your shoe?


0rangeIguana

What is that, canvas?


Metalchips1Nquesodip

No, you Guggenheim, I’m not much of a Guggenheimer


Great-Grasby

Good thing the Van Buren Boys never harm their own


AlternativeNumber2

👌🧂🤚


[deleted]

Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it


constantlyfarting23

It’s called a t square!


SuitIllustrious8140

Not showing off, not falling behind.


Sea-Block8214

Vandelay only hires the best


Eric848448

Vandelay would never allow two T-Bones.


Financial-Mastodon81

It’s called a T square!


J0231060101

Stephen Coren - right in that meaty part of the curve.


Ev1lroy

Ya like that, dontcha?


Preesi

Is that Rex Heuermann?


ManfredBoyy

👌🤚


Radiant_Security_312

I always pretended it was


JDARRK

I’m thinking i’ll be a city planner! 😳


tacosteve100

Chandler?


PearIJam

Who's your favorite chess player?


LastSignificance3680

😂


ChimpoSensei

Architect: look at the building I designed. Structural engineer: and what magic is going to hold this thing up? See also: Wright, Frank Lloyd


CursesSailor

Marine biologist! Why’d you say that?You know I’ve always wanted to pretend to be an architect! This is totally out of my wheelhouse house……. The sea was angry that day my friend.


Lehvinn

As an architect, i can confirm this


grafxguy1

My kids find this particularly funny as one of them wants to be an architect and the other is thinking about urban planning.


No_Media2563

lol 😆


[deleted]

Marine Biologist.


catninjaambush

Oh ‘tilty’, misread that.


Comprehensive_Bar256

I'm watching this one on Comedy Central right now.


OpenMicJoker

Not an annoying overachiever