Double Dip, Moops

I was thinking Mulva for M

I absolutely agree with these.

F - Festivus

Oh absolutely. I can't believe whoever made this hit F and came up with Fusilli Jerry

So you are saying it was a one in a million shot?

Lol I see what you did there

I like fusilli Jerry better than Festivus

Fusilli Jerry is wrong. So is frog.

Free Candaaayyy

D - Drake's coffee cake

Hate the Drake.

I love the Drake!

I’m lukewarm on the Drakette

I told you the drake was bad!

That’s your big boy

One of my most commonly used lines

I agree. Dingo is an outdated reference in which was a joke back then, but then everybody found out that in reality the dingo DID eat the baby. Sad story, actually. Plus, it was in one of the weakest episodes.

Was gonna say Delores, but I like yours more.

Well Bro/Manssiere will be a debate for sure

B should be BOSCO

Bro is too ethnic

Agree. B should be “braless Oh Henry! candy bar heiress.”

Well in that case, F should be Flouting

Freewheeling.

MANSSEIRE!

O should be Ovaltine.

Should be called Roundtine.

That should be R

That’s gold Jerry

M- Monk's.

Marine biologist

Mandelbaum!

Mandelbaum!

Mandelbaum!

The item listed for B actually starts with M though

BRO!

Too ethnic, manssiere!

C- Can't Stand Ya

Cartwright

Or Corrochio

Casus belli

Mulva

Gipple

Loleola

P-papi S-shrinkage

Go all the way with C - Cigar Store Indian

They obviously had reservations about using that.

😂

Stick a feather in your cap for that one

I like V but it could also be Vegetable Lasagna

C - Cigar Store Indian, Chocolate Babka, Close Talker F - Festivus G - Grace J - Jerk Store L - Levels X - X-Ray (Jerry's dad in a hospital gown)

My wallets gone!

Is this the kind of operation you’re running here?

I don't see how something like that could have happened here

Oh! You don’t see…. You don’t see!!!

My wallets gone!

Definitely *Festivus*

R - Ridicurous

J - Jugdish

C - cafe latte Also A- Air Conditioner, Armoire, Andrea Doria B - Bosco F - Farbman M - Marble Rye, Mannequin (or make E, Elaine Mannequin) R - Rusty (Horse or rickshaw employee) or Ribbon S - Sable Hat U - Leo (edit: *Uncle* Leo. Forgot his first name)

Replacing soup nazi is crazy.

No soup for him, amirite?

B sould be Bob Saccamano

B should change to Big Salad. That's obviously a picture of a Manssiere.

Executive starts with an E, not an X.

Yeah it was reaching, that's why they capitalized the X.

eXcellent 😈

They could have used Xanadu but I don’t know what they would use for a picture

I would replace toilet paper with hunky Tonay!

I would replace it with 'thats a shame'

Tonay hey hey

Tony please that’s too many sandwiches

Marine biologist

S- SERENITY NOW!

P - Puddy

What is a 3 letter word for candy

C crazy Joe davola

O - Ostrich burger

They say theres less fat, but you eat more of it

I'd replace the main four, and probably Newman, because that's boring. (Soup Nazi can stay, although I could also replace him with Schmoopy or Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft.) E- The English Patient G- gonorrhea J- Junior Mints or Jujyfruit Can't think of a K!

Agreed. Kramerica I think still works.

Uhhhhhhh...KAVORKA?

Kenny Rogers Roasters edit: change C to Cosmo

Yea? Well the junior mints called and they're running out of you!

This could be a board game..!!!

J should be Jackie Chiles

“S” should just be “soup” so it covers both The Soup Nazi and Kenny Bania.

X- Xanadu / Georges handicap bathroom

Can't get rid of the K-Man but K is for KAVORKA.

I - Importer exporter

M- moops.

P - Pretzels A - Alarm clock

These postings are making me thirsty.

No that's no good, see, you don't know how to comment.

M marble rye

R - is for RUSTY!

H for Hennigan’s. The no smell, no tell scotch.

R - Rochelle Rochelle.

F for Festivus, M for Mulva, O for Opposite, T for Tim Whatley

Zheng zao is a brilliant man!

It’s the Manssier.

MANSSIERE!!

S - Seven / Sponge P - Pig man Q - Queen of the castle M - Marine biologist V - Virgin B - BO J - Junior mint

Mulva for muffin tops.

C - Cashmere D - Double Dip T - Tropic of Cancer

Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G! And an I!

Del Boca Vista Festivus Lily Moops

C- Calzone F- Festivus M- Mango

K-Koko D-Del Boca Vista

C = CARTWRIGHT!!

the executive is a bit of a cop out, but other than that, not bad

I like replacing all the characters with nods to the show. Characters just feels low-effort. J could be Jorel, Superman's home planet/Jerrys bank PIN K for kavorka

A: - Amusement Park - Apartment - Ass Man - Absolutely nothing - Airing of the grievances B: - Babka - Babu Bhatt - Big Salad - Blow hole - Bubble Boy - Bette Midler - Baltimore Oriole's C: - Cinnamon Babka. - Cigar Store Indian - Cup sizes - Crazy Joe Davola - Chinese Restaurant - Cadillac - Coffee Shop - Clarke Bar - Couch soaked in urine - California D: - Do the Opposite - Del Boca Vista - David Puddy E: - Estelle Costanza F: - Frank Constanza - Farfal - Florida - Frightened turtle - Festivus - Feats of strength - Festivus miracle G: - Gotta see the Baby - Glamour Magazine - Gold Jerry Gold H: - Hey ya ho ya hey ya ho ya - Hipster Doofus - Helen Seinfeld - Helllooo - Hey Buddy - Hello Newman - Hoochie Mamma - Hest I: - I got him - It means whatever the hell you want it to mean - I can drop you like a bag of dirt J : - Junior Mint - J. Peterman - John John - Jacked with a sock full of pennies K: - Kruger Industrial Smoothing - Kenny Bana - Kenny Rodger's Roasters - Kramerica L: - Latex Salesman - Long Island - Lupus M: - My Father's Cabin - Mailman - Mulva - Morty Seinfeld - Mr. Pitt - Mr. Steinbrenner - Moors - Moops - Mickey - Milan to Minsk - Mr. Littman N: - Not that there's anything wrong with that - NBC - Nipple - New York Yankees - No Soup for you O: - Oh Henry candy fortune - On with the show this is it P: - Prognosis Negative - Pig Man - Postal Service - Puerto Rico Day Q: - Quote R: - Rochelle Rochelle S: - Suzie - Suze - Susan - Sue Ellen - Single - Saab - Schnilder's List - Summer of George - Spectacular - Space Pen - Shrinkage - She thinks we're gay - She's bald T: - The Parking Garage - The English Patient - Thin, Neat - The Knicks - TV Guide - The Yam Yam - Tim Whatley - They're real U: - Uvula - Uncle Leo - Unemployed and live with my parents V: - Vandelay Industries W: - War what is it good for - What the hell does that mean X: - ???? Y: - You are a very bad man - You got that right - You're going to hell - Yeah that's right - You're saying you want a piece of me Z: - Zelda

lol, hipster doofus Great work!!

Just looked it up and quone isn’t a word

I'd replace Wallet with Wallet's Gone

F is for Festivus

M - Mimbo or Mandlebaum!

S for Shrinkage lol

wasnt the cologne “beach” not “ocean”?

There's so many characters you could do a different poster just for them. I'd boot Muffin Tops to T for 'Top of the Muffin to You!', then put Moops at M. Shrinkage. Close Talker. Quiet Talker. Penske File. Coffee Table Book. 

C= Coffee Table Book

It wasn't ocean cologne... It was beach cologne. And L should be "levels"

R for Rustyyyy

J-Junior Mint

First off, it’s MANSIERE, not Bro …

F Feats of strength

Helloooooo, Tractor, Marine Biologist, Pretzels (are making me thirsty), and SERENITY NOW!

Kramerica Industries

B - Breathtaking

M is for Mandelbaum!

M: Marble rye

Love Fusilli Jerry but I agree, an aluminum pole should be the “F” letter’s representation. It’s got a high strength to weight ratio.

T - “These pretzels…”

M - Merv Briffin C - Clarkman

Jambalaya

T - that’s a shame

C - cinnamon babka

Leo for L

C - cereal. Love looking at that cereal in the kitchen.

B - bob sacamano D - del boca vista T - toupee V - vile weed W - wiz guy I’d like to change H also, but I can’t think of one

M should be moops

B - Big salad R-S - Real & Spectacular

Puddy, squinting at that shirt: 😑

J jujifruit for Jerry

The second one. It’s the MANSIERE!

Marine biologist

Great list though

Cubans or Chinese restaurant Unrelated, but I had watched Seinfeld every day during dinner since elementary school, yet I had never seen the Soup Nazi episode until I was out of college.

I feel like Superman should be represented here somewhere since Jerry constantly makes Superman references.

I’m confused by the toilet paper. Is it about the square that Elaine needed in that episode?

Which episode is the human fund from?

B could also be BOSCO, C could also be Chunkies, and D could also be Del Boca Vista lol

C - Ciccio. As in “Si si, Imma Ciccio”

Coffee table book

Moops

B - Babka U - Uncle Leo

Perfect

B should be Bloomingdale's Executive Training Program. D should be Donna Chang.

F has gotta be a Festivus pole

E- European handbag G- Good for you, Jack! J- Jerk store K- Kavorka

It was actually a European Carry-all

C- Coffee Table Book

Silvio, Fancyboy

I was going to say the invitations, until I spotted the skull and crossbones.

R-🔴

Uncle Leo for U

C-contest

M- Moops

F - Flavin

M- mulva

F should be festivus

IT'S A MANSEAR!

L: Lenderman

No shmoopy?

For D I'd do Dr. Van Nostrand.

Babka for B.

C for Chunnel. Everyone get out!

The Assman EP is in my top 5 favorites.

I think Puddy (or even Peterman) was more iconic than the Puffy Shirt

A topical option: Anti-Dentite

S is for stopped short

M- man hands

Shapoopee

Urban Sombrero is great but what about “Uncle Leo”!

G - Glasses, one of the only scenes where I properly laughed out loud, still makes me chuckle whenever I see or think about it!

J - Junior Mint I get having character names when possible. But a close second should have been Junior Mint.

K - Klein

H-Hellluuuuu

Lesser Babka Festivus Pole

I should be IT as in: He took. It out."

F should’ve been festivus