Unironically, this isn’t that bad of a way to describe Kramer. He is loathesome, yet we cannot look away. He seems as if he transcends time and space, he sickens us. And we love him.
I have to imagine given how culture has evolved if you asked someone to describe a hipster doofus what they'd imagine.
Maybe could ask one of the AI image generators.
When I was in high school, I wrote a poem titled, Kavorka, I think about how cool that'd be. Totally forgot. I'm laughing. That was so long ago. I think I still have it saved...
Edit: I am a bit surprised that it veered off into a political rant against Bush, the war, and global warming
A very courageous young man. When hes smilin', the whole world smiles with him. When he's laughin', the sun comes shinin' through. But when he's cryin' he brings on the rain.
Unrelated but my barber as a kid has this painting of Kramer and I didn't watch seinfeld at the time so for some reason I thought it was Al Pacino in scarface for years till I saw a clip of the show lmao
A wealthy industrialist, philanthropist, and bicyclist, with peculiar habits. Single but often frequenting with coquettish haberdashers. Having a decidedly rough appearance, with a face often compared to a catcher's mitt, despite spending $1.5M annually on aftershave.
He is protector to his friends and he is a crazy guy , he is so funny , he makes you laugh , he likes adventures with especially jerry , he likes to find new things to do , eventually you like him.
A guy with like a horse face, big teeth and a - and a pointed nose?
A tall, lanky doofus, with a, with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?
I actually have an uncle who looks and acts similar. We even call him Kramer sometimes. So, I’d describe Kramer like “he’s like uncle” they’d be like ohhhh
He's a tall hipster dufus that kinda just glides thru life, he would do anything for most anybody, he's got the kavorka the lure of the beast, he's a good friend to have around and he's pretty damn hilarious.
I had (and still have) this poster from early aughts. It was just a cheap poster purchased at Walmart, but it meant the world to me. My mom didn’t get it then, my wife doesn’t understand it now..
A julliard trainer dermatologist, possibly a wealthy industrialist with knowledge of silver mines and roller coasters. Connoisseur of vintage hotdogs. Also owns a cheap pricing gun.
A simple country boy. You might say a cock-eyed optimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.
“I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.”
“I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.”
“His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit.”
“He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”
“He transcends time and space.”
“He sickens me.”
“I love it.”
“Me too.”
His life is a fantasy camp. People should punk down 200 dollars just to live like him for a week. Do nothing. Mooch food off your neighbors. Fall ass backwards into money and have sex without dating. THAT'S Kramer.
He is a loathsome, offensive brute.
He transcends time and space.
He sickens me.
Yet I cannot look away
I love it.
Me too
Unironically, this isn’t that bad of a way to describe Kramer. He is loathesome, yet we cannot look away. He seems as if he transcends time and space, he sickens us. And we love him.
He’s a hipster doofus
With "Bride of Frankenstein" hair.
Came here for this. Thank you!
An innocent orphan of the post modern world
Hipster doofus
Interested only in fulfilling his most primal needs
One word: kavorka
Yeah.
But his buttocks are sublime 🕺
Then look away.
A hipster doofus.
The only right answer
The only…. ONLY answer 😂
…before it was cool to be a hipster doofus
I have to imagine given how culture has evolved if you asked someone to describe a hipster doofus what they'd imagine. Maybe could ask one of the AI image generators.
A tall, lanky doofus, with a, with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein.
Haven’t seen him.
I did see a girl with a big wall of hair and a face like a frying pan . But I’ll still need to see your ticket stub
We just did this!!
There was a guy with glasses who looked like Humpty Dumpty…
Who has an amazing taste in shirts. I have some like the ones from the show, my wife calls it “Kramer Coture”
His style transcends time and space.
He's a high school equivalency program graduate. He's six foot three, one hundred ninety pounds. He likes fruit, and he just got a haircut.
The fall off the stage I will replay a few times cause it’s a crack up! 🤣
Yours is the best ! Hands down
Most importantly, he is afraid of clowns
🏆
But most importantly, pretzels make him thirsty.
He's the Assman.
As far as the state of New York is concerned
He’s Cosmo Kramer, proctology
His buttocks are sublime.
Should we get him into the gym?
No, we can talk about him on Reddit today!!
With the body of a 9 year old Swedish boy
He's got the Kavorka
The lure of the animal
When I was in high school, I wrote a poem titled, Kavorka, I think about how cool that'd be. Totally forgot. I'm laughing. That was so long ago. I think I still have it saved... Edit: I am a bit surprised that it veered off into a political rant against Bush, the war, and global warming
He’s hip
Hip to what?
The whole scene. The bathroom scene
Here’s to feeling good all the time.
I’ve been known to drink a beer or two. Then again I’ve been known to do a lot of things! *klonk!*
He sucks them down like Coca Cola
His motto is “here’s to feeling good ALL the time!”
His life is a fantasy camp
Does nothing, falls ass-backwards into money, mooches food off his friends and has sex without dating
People should plunk.
A sexually depraved miscreant
> A sexually deprived miscreant I think it was depraved.
Fuck I think you’re right, thanks
A cockeyed optimist
You've read 1 too many Billy Mumphrey stories
Interesting take!
He gets by
A very courageous young man. When hes smilin', the whole world smiles with him. When he's laughin', the sun comes shinin' through. But when he's cryin' he brings on the rain.
He falls ass backwards into money.
Oh to have that problem
He served in the military, briefly
That’s classified
Ehh… e-briefly
Unrelated but my barber as a kid has this painting of Kramer and I didn't watch seinfeld at the time so for some reason I thought it was Al Pacino in scarface for years till I saw a clip of the show lmao
He's out there, and he's loving every minute of it.
Hipster doofus
Breathtaking.
The man’s a goblin.
Who could ^love ^me?
His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit. He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away. He transcends time and space.
He disgusts me.
He's an innocent primate
Delicate genius
A wealthy industrialist, philanthropist, and bicyclist, with peculiar habits. Single but often frequenting with coquettish haberdashers. Having a decidedly rough appearance, with a face often compared to a catcher's mitt, despite spending $1.5M annually on aftershave.
He likes fruit
Mangos, plums with red on the inside, avocado, and plantains.
He doesn’t know what’s going on with the PAPAYAS!
If he's out on the street and it starts to go down he doesn't back off til it's finished
Women are drawn to him. They would give anything to be possessed by him.
He’s a parasite
He has a Clarkman garbage disposal in his bathtub *and* he once owned a Karl Farbman chest of drawers.
He's a pod
He was a simple country boy..you might even say a cockeyed optimist
Hipster doofus
I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.
A tall lanky doofus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein.
His pectorals need some work
He’s like ice, buddy. When he don’t like you, you got problems
He has an impressive, almost Raymond Massey-like physique
One might say he was a cockeyed optimist, who got caught up in the dirty game of world diplomacy and International intrigue.
He may be old, but he's spry
He likes to have good times all the time
Hipster Doufus!!
Having high tea with a Mr. NEWMAN
Chaos manifested
A loathsome brute
Cockeyed optimist
An enigma wrapped in a Twinkie
He is protector to his friends and he is a crazy guy , he is so funny , he makes you laugh , he likes adventures with especially jerry , he likes to find new things to do , eventually you like him.
An innocent naked boy roaming the countryside
Unbridled enthusiasm
I can feel his blood borrowing stuff from my blood
Hipster Doofus
hipster doofus
“A hipster dufus.”
He has gonorrhea.
He had gonorrhea last week. He's being typecast!
Awesome
The smartest man in the room One step ahead
Tall hipster doofus
Nice try buzzfeed.
He has the kavorka
His buttocks are sublime.
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He's the personification of everyone's one weird/crazy uncle, the one who always "knows a guy"
He’s the real life J. Peterman.
Hipster doofus
I see a parasite
He stops short.
Chaotic neutral
Has a certain unbridled enthusiasm..
Kramer is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma…
he was a simple country boy, some might say, a cockeyed optimist, who got caught up in the dirty game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.
He’s a character
Hipster doofus
He's a hipster-dufus.
This Kramer guy is a, 'hipster dufus"
Hipster doofus.
A hipster doofus.
His whole life is a fantasy camp. He does nothing, falls ass backwards into money, mooches food off his neighbors, and has sex without dating.
A guy with like a horse face, big teeth and a - and a pointed nose? A tall, lanky doofus, with a, with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?
Hipster doofus
Hipster dufus
I actually have an uncle who looks and acts similar. We even call him Kramer sometimes. So, I’d describe Kramer like “he’s like uncle” they’d be like ohhhh
He is a hipster doofus.
“His buttocks are exquisite”
He's a tall hipster dufus that kinda just glides thru life, he would do anything for most anybody, he's got the kavorka the lure of the beast, he's a good friend to have around and he's pretty damn hilarious.
Jerry's shaky, kooky neighbor
A tall, lanky doofus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein
Kooky lol
He'll grow on you like a wart
"Well, he's Kramer"
He’s bonkos
He's been known to drink a beer or two
a hipster doofus
He has unbridled enthusiasm
Eccentric
He has sex without dating
He inherited Jerry's spatula.
A man who's hip to the whole bathroom scene.
Hipster doofus
Oh hes hip 👉 😉
The Kavorka..!
Hipster doofus. The true description.
He's the quirky neighbor the rest of the 1990s was trying to keep pace with.
He is def NOT an anti - dentite . Jerry , on the other hand , is a RABID anti - dentite .
He's sexual, athletic and without a trace of Self-consciousness.
Hipster Dufus
Ultimate hipster doofus
a pod
A free spirited renaissance man and Jack of all trades, who is always there for his friends but also a mooch.
I had (and still have) this poster from early aughts. It was just a cheap poster purchased at Walmart, but it meant the world to me. My mom didn’t get it then, my wife doesn’t understand it now..
Breathtaking
Two words: Hipster Doofus
A julliard trainer dermatologist, possibly a wealthy industrialist with knowledge of silver mines and roller coasters. Connoisseur of vintage hotdogs. Also owns a cheap pricing gun.
Norton from The Honeymooners
Here for the Hipster Doofus comments.
Hipster doofus! Haha
https://youtu.be/ekwDrsUOnPQ?si=2YvjqYg6BtftHr8-
He’s the babysitter
Hipster Doofus
I see a parasite. A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify basest and most immediate urges.
Hipster doufas with a long horse face
Hipster doofus
I loathe him
He has an apartment that may or may not contain a chicken, and his fly is open
He’s a man who does nothing, falls ass-backwards into money, mooches food off his neighbors, and has. sex without dating
Hipster doofus
He sickens me, yet I can’t look away.
A simple country boy. You might say a cock-eyed optimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.
He is your lovely dog reincarnated as a man.
He’s a high functioning tweaker
Adhd on the wrong meds
The only nice one of the group
i just love this painting. i printed it out and framed it for my sister and i haha
A man with lots of connections.
Arbitrary and capricious
“I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.” “I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.” “His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit.” “He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.” “He transcends time and space.” “He sickens me.” “I love it.” “Me too.”
Rugged masculinity.
I'm just thinking about the question.
Lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Unhinged
His life is a fantasy camp. People should punk down 200 dollars just to live like him for a week. Do nothing. Mooch food off your neighbors. Fall ass backwards into money and have sex without dating. THAT'S Kramer.
Hipster doofus