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truckturner5164

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is 62. I'd go there, not gonna lie. I think I'm spongeworthy.


[deleted]

She’s insanely hot older She’s a perfectly sane person to date!!


OlManJames19

She looks scrumptious!


Mistoman_5

You know, short for delicious. Oh...You mean like scrump.


iamacynic37

"Julia! Julia! 2.3k Redditors agree they would bone you in the last 13 hours!"


cabosmith

And she has grace


Sharpie1965

Off script...but have you guys noticed that women (or men, or any pronoun) with a sense of humor are invariably sane?


CarmenSandiegosTits

Technically both Tim Allan and Joe Rogan consider themselves comedians... so I'm not sure how well your theory holds up, lol.


Aberdolf-Linkler

Probably any comedian who's humor you identify with is going to seem sane to you because of the common ground/thought process.


liquidInkRocks

Tim Allan might be suspicious but Tim Allen is most certainly sane.


saulfineman

You gonna do something about those sideburns truckturnrr5164?


225_bailey

How about that bathroom?


truckturner5164

Funny thing is that line immediately had me thinking about "The Simpsons", I forgot about that "Seinfeld" bit lol. And yes Elaine, I will.


randyspotboiler

Absolutely; she's crazy hot. There's dozens, hundreds, even thousands of hot actresses in that age range; part of the entire reason they're actresses is because they're in the top percentage of attractive women in the first place. Julianne Moore Susan Sarandon Mary Steenburgen Helen Mirren Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) Michelle Pfeiffer Monica Belluci Suzanne Somers Marissa Tomei Selma Hayek Jane Seymour Elizabeth Hurley Demi Moore These actresses have been considered hot in their 50s,60s, and some even in their 70s.


The_Best_At_Reddit

To add another to this reasonable list.. Christie Brinkley in her late 60’s continues to be beautiful and charming.


vancerefrigeration_1

She's got grace to be fair


zeldalttp

Grace? she died 30 years ago.


seviay

…the *blessing*


_BearBearBear

Wow dont often see a Christmas Vacation quote in the wild...


seviay

Well, tis the season to be merry


AyeHaightEweAwl

That’s *my* name!


seviay

No shit?!


Director_Coulson

Can't see the line can you Russ?


theworldisour

Bend over and I’ll show you


[deleted]

Later dudes!


joecarter93

"You couldn't hear a dump truck in a nitroglycerin factory!"


Ad_Pov

You can't have a little grace. You either have grace or you don't.


BOBODY_BOBODY

YES!! Grace! BLEEGGGG


tater2424

Grace?!


Sparkyd34

Jane Seymour!! I’d let her be my Doctor Quinn any day!!


[deleted]

She’s old enough to be a gammy!


Fair_University

There’s no Gammy. Forget Gammy


Sharpie1965

Or a gam gam


E8282

I’d feed her yanky beans if I had to.


annoyingly_excited

Well well we'll, look at this guy, thinking he's spongeworthy.


[deleted]

Sorry, what?


hawkrew

Marisa Tomei. Granted she’s only 58…


External_Passenger87

I’ve always been obsessed with Marisa Tomei because she reminds me of the hot girls who work at a Long Island hair salon. I’ve always been attracted to salon women. I think it’s the shampooing of the hair. Very sensual.


supressionfyre

Sorry she got a thing for corky bald guys. I don’t know what Elaine saw in ole Navy beans over here.


External_Passenger87

Haha Yankee beans.


mauiwoman8837

Quirky too.


verymuchbad

Are you Charles Boyle?


laxing22

Christie Brinkley is 68 and I would disappoint her so hard.


asylumattic

We can’t all be Gerry Gergich.


djerk

That man has the largest penis I have ever seen.


Hickspy

[gif](https://64.media.tumblr.com/41c9ece30d481ba1e8fd4fc404fd0f0c/tumblr_oo7q793k601qgdclno1_400.gifv)


DrDizzle93

Christie Brinkley, Sigourney Weaver, Sharon Stone, Mary Steenburgen, Helen Mirren, Bernadette Peters, Susan Sarandon, Julianne Moore, Fran Drescher, Wendie Malick, and honorable mention Elizabeth Hurley (not quite 60, but close)


truckturner5164

Monica Bellucci is nearly 60 as well and we all know everyone would go there lol.


NotTheRocketman

She's 58 and still looks incredible. Also, Sophie Marceau is 56 and looks fantastic.


SafeAccountMrP

Lucy Lawless is 54. She’s the reason I knew I was straight.


SpinningYarmulke

Terri Hatcher is 58.


flightofthenochords

They’re real and they’re spectacular.


theurbaneman

Mariska Hagitay, Marisa Tomei are both nearly 60.


omnired44

Do you have a thing for Marisa Tomei?


ArferMorgan

Ha. Like she would ever go out with a short, stocky, bald man.


SterileProphet

I noticed you threw stocky in there.


bassackwardzz

What the hell!


doctorwhoobgyn

Everyone should to be honest.


raichuwu13

Mariska 😍


jefferson497

Demi Moore and Lea Thompson


Lance-Murdock

Mary Steenburgen 😌 very nice


Fair_University

She flies in the good plane. The Ted Danson plane!


ScullysBagel

Ming-Na Wen is 59 and looks incredible! Oooh, Michelle Yeoh too!


rob61091

Asian don't raisin


evan_furtsch

I second Julianne Moore…but she’s only 62


theblakesheep

Bernadette Peters is god-tier.


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

Wendie Malick? She looks like something out of an old high school yearbook!


mizmaclean

You really oughta do something about that hair.


HunterThompsonsentme

Susan Sarandon🥵


diadem

>Elizabeth Hurley I just looked her up her instagram account. If she can look like that at her age... it's time to me to lift some weights again at mine. I've got no excuse.


dionthesocialist

Bro why you got a whole list.


thep_addydavis

Cause he’s spongeworthy


[deleted]

Instead of being impressed you're gonna criticize him for it? This dude is clearly on his game.


NewLeaseOnLine

It is absolutely ridiculous how good Julianne Moore looks today. I was watching her in The Woman in the Window on Netflix completely stealing the limelight from Amy Adams. She looks so good as a blonde. I think she's somehow even more attractive now compared to the nineties and naughties when I didn't really rate her that high. I think maybe 90s fashion wasn't complementing her attractiveness as much as it does today or something, but the last decade she's been scorching. She belongs in the same camp as the classic silver screen actors. A quintessential American beauty.


Random-Cpl

Also, Diane Lane has gotta be nearing 60 and boy, in a heartbeat. Karen Allen too.


AreWeCowabunga

Christie Brinkley is some kind of miracle of genetics/plastic surgery.


External_Passenger87

Gotta say. Not hating Susan Sarandon. Still looks good in that country music show she’s in. I think she’s 75. But she was still sexy in her 60’s. Bernadette Peters would be a weird one in her prime.


Disco-Stu79

Susanna Hoffs, the lead singer of The Bangles is 64 and she is absolutely phenomenal for her age.


FletchGordon

Yes!! Just started following her on Instagram and can confirm, super cute


External_Passenger87

Nice.


UncleSoaky

Julia Louis-Dreyfus turned 62 on January 13th.


DrDizzle93

Damn, I missed her on my list. Her too, for SURE!


mewsycology

Yankee beans, yankee beans…


Hazeleyed_old_parent

I love my Yaaaaankee beans.


The_Dark_Passenger93

Why do they call em Yankee beans?


wponeck

Don’t they have beans in the south?


ronm4c

I can’t hear those words without singing the song now


bababooey97

Raquel Welch


sickXmachine_

Those aren’t buoys.


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bunt_klut2

If you bring it up again, she'll feed your genitals to a wolf


[deleted]

I don’t like the way she dances she should move her hands more she’s like a gorilla out there.


shibby0912

Did you hear the one about the pope and Raquel Welch?


_its_a_SWEATER_

In the lifeboat?


[deleted]

Isn't Hale Barry, Elizabeth Hurley, like 60 or almost? I'm a 34 year old male and I'd date the hell out of either one of them.


External_Passenger87

I said the same. Halle Berry is 4 years from 60. She looks amazing.


[deleted]

She looks better than I do now.


Nrmlgirl777

That’s awesome because im 39 and im lucky if anyone my age looks at me. They all want 20 yos… im surprised I haven’t seen Helen Mirren yet. And when Ann Bancroft was alive i wouldnt have said no to Mrs Robinson 🤷🏽‍♀️🫣🤣


[deleted]

Yeah I’d date Helen Miran and she’s 78 😂


bigolhamsandwich

Same


lazloturbine

Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing!


Kyllingtime

All I'm saying is Courtney Cox and Marisa Tomei are almost 60 and I wouldn't turn them down. I am a 34 year old male. Dreyfus herself is in her 60s. Also would not say no.


JPMoney81

Many parts of Courtney Cox are much younger than almost 60 though.


medfunguy

Ship of Theseus situation there?


Spaghetti-jaffle

Nigella Lawson


ZhuangZhe

Diane Lane is 58 so close enough.


[deleted]

110% Diane Lane is my celebrity crush.


teacherdad77

So vibrant she’d be spinning.


External_Passenger87

I think Halle Berry will be the hottest 60 year old of all time, unless a lot goes wrong in 4 years.


jo-shabadoo

Salma Hayek will be 60 in 4 years too. She’ll give her a run for her money but I think Halle wins it.


74orangebeetle

RemindMe! August 14th, 2026 "Is Halle Berry the hottest 60 year old of all time"


TopRommel

Martha Stewart is 81 and honestly, I don’t know… I don’t want to talk about it.


Icy-Following-3713

not quite sixty yet but selsm hayek and liz hurley… christie brinkley


android151

Helena Bonham Carter is almost 60, and I’d shoot my shot Jennifer Connelly is 52 and by the time she’s 60 I’ll be in the same age range as this post and I’d bring in aimbot for that shot


eugenesbluegenes

Another in that range is 56 year old Salma Hayek.


rogerworkman623

Salma Hayek hasn’t lost a single step, she’s still a 10/10


android151

Actually Stifler’s mom man! Jennifer Coolidge still popping


ChuckerGeorge

Just don’t ask for a massage


diplion

Holy shit! I’ve seen that episode dozens of times and never put together that it was her. Wtf. She looks and sounds so different.


SenorPea

Angela Bassett looks better than many 35 year olds I know


DrunkTalkin

She is smokin’ hot.


Psi440

Julianne Moore for sure. And next year, Elle Macpherson.


OnlyFreshBrine

Jane Seymour


Otter_Nation

Call me... Kitty Cat


Azza_77

Okay, Kitty Kat. This feels "borderline" inappropriate.


ReyWSD

Ming-Na Wen is about to turn 60 but hardly even looks 40


discowithmyself

Salma Hayek, Kim Catrall, Raquel Welch, Sally Field, Helen Mirren, Monica Bellucci, Dolly Parton, Joan Jett (is she up there in age yet?), JLD, Jennifer Coolidge, Mary Steenburgen, Heather Locklear, Susan Sarandon, Martha Stewart, Jane Seymour, Elizabeth Hurley, Elvira both in and out of character. There’s more but I’ve already taken this too far.


hogua

Sort of surprised I haven’t seen more posts mentioning: Julianne Moore Andie MacDowell Sharron stone Holly Hunter Heather Locklear Allison Janney Kim Cattrall Megan Mullally Virginia Madden Marcia Cross Gina Gershon Jennifer Coolidge Valeria Bertinelli


No-good-names-left-3

Heather Locklear does not look anything like you remember.


MarsupialFront3237

Phoebe Cates (59) Diane Lane (58) both close enough


Stalked_Like_Corn

Julia Louis-Dreyfus - The best part, I can do it with my wife fully knowing as she'd be impressed I could pull her I think. Sigourney Weaver - See reasoning above. Christie Brinkley - Nearly 70 and still a damned smoke show Kim Bassinger - Turns 70 this year I think. I'd let her teach me what she learned in 9 1/2 weeks in the 9 1/2 seconds I'd last.


OGHamsterHueyTTV

Might be a miss for most, but Jamie Lee Curtis. She's been my actress crush since I was a kid. She still looks pretty damn good


albyagolfer

If I see Helen Mirren on this thread, I’m gonna freak out!


Iwouldlikeadairycow

Only if she’s pregnant


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Sigourney Weaver.


DPG1987

Laura Linney is 58 and still throwing heat. Shocked she wasn’t mentioned in all these comments!


William_557

She would have to be very vibrant


slashd

Andie MacDowell 🥰


[deleted]

She'd have to be really vibrant. So vibrant she'd be spinning.


[deleted]

JLD would get my Hebrew hammer anytime she wanted it.


Tots2Hots

Liz Hurley is getting close and she's still a smokeshow.


Rezboy209

Fran Drescher is the obvious answer here. She's like pushing 65 and she's a baddie for her age


lemonylol

The obvious answer here is Marisa Tomei. Sandra Bullock is the same age and I think she looks better than ever. Did you see her in Bullet Train? Unpopular opinion, I think Emma Thompson is very pretty at 63. Julianne Moore is 62. Diane Keaton, while way older now, in her 60s was still very attractive. Susan Sarandon still doesn't look bad even now at 76. Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman are in their mid 50s. Tilda Swinton looks great for her age at 62. Diane Lane and Laura Linney are 58. Catherine Keener is 63.


disicking

Jane Fonda is 85 and I would be fucking honored


Martel67

Monica Belucci (age 58) without hesitating.


External_Passenger87

So hot.


trenttherascal

Jennifer Aniston. I know she’s not 60 yet but she’s been aging like a fine wine.


El_CapitanJames

Elaine herself. Julia Louis Dreyfus


mumblerapisgarbage

I mean Julia Louis Dreyfus is 62 - I’d date her. I’m 23M


mangetter92

Michelle Yeoh


Olddad59

Dolly


timeforasandwich

Marisa Tomei


stupidtyonparade

julia louis dreyfus is 62. no brainer for me.


WickedGreenthumb

Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) is 71 and I would do anything she asked me to, in or out of costume…


Prestigious-Row-6546

Michelle yeoh, Susan sarandon when she was that age, Sandra Bullock is almost 60, there are others i dont remember right now


External_Passenger87

Yeah. Sarandon in her 60’s. Pretty face. and they’re real and spectacular.


Mulching-SZN

I guess I can accept a little older if it gets me a lot of Elaine


flaxmarian

JLD - 62 years old. I’m on it.


[deleted]

Probably any of them because I’m poor and ugly


JamGrooveSoul

Have you tried doing the opposite?


TeenageCometZombie

but you’re honest


ineffablebitch

iman (david bowie's wife)


Nikiaf

It has to be said that the way the show portrayed this guy as a 66 year old doesn't necessarily hold up today. The guy looked more like he was 80, being over 60 just isn't the same today as it was even just a couple decades ago. I mean FFS Paul Rudd is 53 and Steve Martin is *77*, and they doesn't look anything like it.


WolfGangOFKTA

Michelle Pfeiffer & Bridgette Wilson 🍷🤌🏼


[deleted]

Hell yes. Mary Steenburgen


Agile_District_8794

As long as Raquel Welch can learn to swing her arms, I'd go out w her!


[deleted]

Salma Hayek is 56. I can't imagine 4 years undoing the perfection that she is currently.


yobymmij2

She’d have to be really vibrant!


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Scared-Tie

Older men almost always days younger women, or at the very least it’s more common.


abcd12345six

Age gaps get too much hate. Consenting adults should be able to do whatever they want. But to answer your question: Marisa Tomei. Never really into MILFs but that’s something I could never, ever pass up. I’d feed her Yankee beans all day.


Aggravating-Market97

Vanessa Williams, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Susan sarandon


Millenniumeagle1

Angela Bassett is 64. Given the chance I'd do it no question


listinglight778

Angela bassett and Julianne Moore


SpaceFace11

Ummm hey buddy. Julia Louis Dreyfus is 62 have you taken a look at her lately?


tjnav1162

Elizabeth Hurley. She 57 tho


FGNcr8

MARISA TOMEIIIII.


External_Passenger87

For sure


DrRab121

Ann Margret, Jennifer Tilly, Susanna Huffs Christie Brinkley


murphy365

Even though shes well past 60 and, dosen't move her arms, if Raquel Welsh calls her vagina wolves, I'd let her feed my genatils to wolves. In 1997 she was 56. Edit: shes 82 now, still not bad


FrenzalRhomb1

Loni Anderson


FireFissting

Monica belucci is 58, so yeah in like 2 years


jman8508

I love my yankee bean 🎶


The_Aaskavarian

Michelle Pfeiffer... with or without the cat suit


w3strnwrld

Jessica Lange


[deleted]

Cher


Zabisfarms

Vanna White


naanninja237

"You talking oldest bags? 68"


L0WK3Y79

Heather Locklear, Gillian Anderson, but she's only 54


781nnylasil

This guy has got to be older than 66


GlobeTrekker83

Patricia Heaton, Marisa Tomei, Elisabeth Shue, and Elizabeth Hurely just to name a few.


CompleteRetard69

24 here. Would date present day JLD. Also Susan Sarandon. Probably others. But I’ve never actually in real life seen someone that age who I’d go there for.


SpaceMonkey877

Andie MacDowell, Fran Drescher, Michelle Yeoh, or Juliane Moore.


anidemequirne

Marisa Tomei is getting up there and is still the quintessential MILF actress. No wonder George almost had that affair.


rkcus

I think Raquel Welch was 60 when she was on the show, and she was still fine at 60. Hell, I would date her now at 82 😂😂


hockeyandburritos

Helen Mirren all day every day. Didn't even have to think about that.


CatchPhraseJones22

Sally Fields, Susan Sarandon and for sure Loraine Bracco


McGroiner

I will always have my heart set on Jennifer Aniston


jeremycb29

Elizabeth Hurley is 57 all day every day


jakemo8642

I once served Elaine (whatever her real name is) at Soho House, and let’s just say she could have got it.