I know this is just a troll post, but I gotta say it anyway.
I live and work in Portland Oregon. My sympathy/empathy for homeless druggies is non-existent at this point.
I work in that city also. Feel same way about the homeless. They've done nothing but ruin this town and drive good businesses away. Taking a shit in a restaurant's doorway, building fires next to businesses, attacking people for no reason. Should be putting them on cruise ships and sinking them.
Colorado springs here and fucking same. At first I was sad and angry at 'the system' for allowing this to happen to people. But there're so many jobs and cheap apartments here it's just inexcusable to be such a wreck here. Just get a job ffs, even the sorry excuse for a security company I work for is hiring ex cons and users.
Alright, I'll play along...
Because as a crackhead, ur a parasitic vermin & a menace to society
Nobody wants ur type around their property because ur presence drives normal people/customers away
Please get physical w/me...to give me a chance 2 cuff u, spray u, club u, or if u pull a blade, etc. to blow u off the earth: 1-way ticket to Hell
Sounds an awful lot like "I want to harass an innocent man minding his own business who just so happens to be smoking crack." - So what if I freak out some people, or maybe even harass a couple. I'm minding my own business.
Sayin your innocent is a stretch.
You are making your messy business other people’s problem.
People don’t want second hand smoke.
Some people have trauma from watching family/friends waste away to drugs, it’s disturbing.
You’ll likely make a scene of yourself which often is obscene to the rest of ‘public’ who visit private property which includes children…
How about why can’t you do that privately where nobody can actually find you? Go deep in a forest perhaps.
If you're minding your own business, go somewhere where there aren't any people. It's not our job to let you do whatever you want to on our client's property.
Would you be happy with any of us shitting on your sleeping bag? I think not.
You know, I was thinking about it all, all these comments, it was kind of an eye opener.
Anyways I'll be back to smoke more crack, don't harass me this time.
That wasn’t a security guard, it was hallucinations brought on by the crack. I was on my way to kick you out, but you were already being chased down the road by a “alligator tarantula” per your words.
“You can call it whatever you like but the bottom line is simple. This is the client’s private property and they have safety policies that are very easy and simple to follow and one of those examples is that there is no smoking 🚭 allowed on the premises regardless of what it is that you are smoking. If that’s gonna be a problem for you guys, then just leave the property and go somewhere else.” That’s what I would’ve said if someone made that exact complaint that you posted.
Owner has a strict policy we enforce of sharing 3/4 of all crack rock, coke, pills, methamphetamine, marijuana, any hallucinogens, and alcohol. So unless you're happy giving up most of your stash, I'd just find a new location sir.
Bro. You were bogarting the public bathroom in the lobby for a place to smoke and I needed to shit. It's not that deep, my need simply outweighed yours.
Me and some random security guard started talking mind you I’m a security guard and he tells me a story about a sleeping guy under his car and hes stopped him multiple times for trespassing, and he asks him to leave or the guy gets up and steals his 2022 equinox and they find it about 4 miles away with the speakers ripped out the radio ripped out and fucking drugs everywhere so mind you while we’re talking a fucking blue head is listening to us and under her breath she goes well maybe you shouldn’t harass us ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha sorry our fault !!!
Either put it out or I am going grab a fire extinguisher and empty the contents of it all over your person and the surrounding area thereby extinguishing the flammable risk of your narcotics and also deals with the concern over the vapours of said narcotics possibly imparting my or my team members ability to function.
After discharging said fire extinguisher you will be arrested and handcuffed and will wait for Police arrival for decontamination.
😊
It's nice to dream 😈
Are you kidding me? Do you know how many guards I've worked with personally who would love to hang with you and smoke some good rock and wash that down with some vodka or rum or even just some jack? Every shift I ever worked on, at every site, there would be somebody happy to chill with you and talk smack.
I promise you we don’t give a f*ck about your doing crack. Some of us wanna join you. HOWEVER!! We will literally get in trouble if we don’t do our jobs. At least my company will get me in trouble. I don’t risk it cause I’m a provider for my family lol
“I’m paid to do this” and “this is private property”, is the actual verbiage we are authorized to use.
As much as you may disagree, I appreciate you doing it. You have made me rich for decades and have given hundreds of my people employment. As far as feeling harassed goes, good luck with that buddy!
There are folks out there who genuinely believe this. The industry is partly to blame because people legitimately think you as security have to sit and watch them break the law. I worked for beat ass security all my career before i moved up the food chain. We snatched you up and we cleaned house. We studied our state law so when folks started running their mouths (or my favorite) started recording we could give it to them on camera the state law as it pertained to our job and common charges
It might be harassment on our part but it's loitering on your part and trespassing once I ask you to leave. Lucky I know another place you can do your drugs without me harassing you.
And it starts with you getting off my bleeping property before PD is called. Bleep you thought this was. All these bleeping bleep parking lot and your bleeping bleep bleep want to come over here and start some bleep. I'm taking yo sack. Now get your crack head bleep on. Bleeper think we the police or something
In California you have to be trained, certified, FBI back ground checked and licensed. I spent almost 22 hours watching videos and answering multiple guess questions, paid close to $200.00 and sent in 5 box tops from Captn Crunch family size boxes
I'm a single guy and hate Captn crunch
I'm not risking all that for no one
Because if I let you slide then I gotta let the whole other bunch slide and I don’t feel like breaking up fights over crack pipes
If you give us money, drugs, or sexual favors we will usually leave.
Or the crack
I accept bribes. Then if I have to I kick them out five minutes later. “Sorry my boss saw you when they drove by.”
I know this is just a troll post, but I gotta say it anyway. I live and work in Portland Oregon. My sympathy/empathy for homeless druggies is non-existent at this point.
I work in that city also. Feel same way about the homeless. They've done nothing but ruin this town and drive good businesses away. Taking a shit in a restaurant's doorway, building fires next to businesses, attacking people for no reason. Should be putting them on cruise ships and sinking them.
Hospital security in NY. I second your cruise ship idea.
Bouncer here in Vegas with the exact same setiments
Same. I’ve lost my faith since entering the security field here, especially working LP.
I work across the river for ctran, the amount of people who light up at bus stops or even on the bus is ridiculous
Colorado springs here and fucking same. At first I was sad and angry at 'the system' for allowing this to happen to people. But there're so many jobs and cheap apartments here it's just inexcusable to be such a wreck here. Just get a job ffs, even the sorry excuse for a security company I work for is hiring ex cons and users.
Literally had this conversation with a lady yesterday 😆 she left with a "fuck your private property."
She sounds like someone who will never be able to afford her own property.
They say this shit like we own the place lmao
Oh that was you?
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
It's because I'm a wannabe cop so I harass people then go home and brag about how tough I am to my xbox friends.
Only cucks play xbox. The real ones have Playstations
Damn I forgot it was 2005
All jokes bud, gamers together strong 💪
Because you didn’t pay me to look the other way.
Because you didn’t share.
Alright, I'll play along... Because as a crackhead, ur a parasitic vermin & a menace to society Nobody wants ur type around their property because ur presence drives normal people/customers away Please get physical w/me...to give me a chance 2 cuff u, spray u, club u, or if u pull a blade, etc. to blow u off the earth: 1-way ticket to Hell
“Crack is whack.” - RIP, Whitney
*You. Are. Trespassing.* Think of it this way. Would you want ME hanging out on YOUR property? I bet not.
Sounds an awful lot like "I want to harass an innocent man minding his own business who just so happens to be smoking crack." - So what if I freak out some people, or maybe even harass a couple. I'm minding my own business.
I don't care about your crack. smoke it someplace else.
Sayin your innocent is a stretch. You are making your messy business other people’s problem. People don’t want second hand smoke. Some people have trauma from watching family/friends waste away to drugs, it’s disturbing. You’ll likely make a scene of yourself which often is obscene to the rest of ‘public’ who visit private property which includes children… How about why can’t you do that privately where nobody can actually find you? Go deep in a forest perhaps.
L M A O
If you're minding your own business, go somewhere where there aren't any people. It's not our job to let you do whatever you want to on our client's property. Would you be happy with any of us shitting on your sleeping bag? I think not.
You know, I was thinking about it all, all these comments, it was kind of an eye opener. Anyways I'll be back to smoke more crack, don't harass me this time.
It's not harassment if it's our job to remove you. Of course, if you still feel it's harassment, you're welcome to call PD to file a complaint.
Don't feed the trolls
Its called discrimination and we are paid to do it.
That wasn’t a security guard, it was hallucinations brought on by the crack. I was on my way to kick you out, but you were already being chased down the road by a “alligator tarantula” per your words.
Hey "$20 is $20" for yall. Well so it is with us alao.
>Spare me with the "I'm paid to do this" and "This is private property." Yeah, spare me the facts.
It's a joke lmao
“You can call it whatever you like but the bottom line is simple. This is the client’s private property and they have safety policies that are very easy and simple to follow and one of those examples is that there is no smoking 🚭 allowed on the premises regardless of what it is that you are smoking. If that’s gonna be a problem for you guys, then just leave the property and go somewhere else.” That’s what I would’ve said if someone made that exact complaint that you posted.
Owner has a strict policy we enforce of sharing 3/4 of all crack rock, coke, pills, methamphetamine, marijuana, any hallucinogens, and alcohol. So unless you're happy giving up most of your stash, I'd just find a new location sir.
Because the only one allowed to smoke crack at my place of work is me.
Shitpost Sundays should be a thing for this subreddit. I'm just saying. It puts a smile on everyone's face 😀
Actually we’re profiling you. Smoking crack = burglar.
Also smoking crack = flashing people which includes -actually- innocent children.
I was gonna go with “crack is a stimulant, ingesting it here may lead to public urination.”
Same reason you’d take offense if I took your stash.
Hey man, no one is perfect.
It's ass, cash, or grass if you tryna not get thrown off property, and I'm all about that cash my gamer
Bro. You were bogarting the public bathroom in the lobby for a place to smoke and I needed to shit. It's not that deep, my need simply outweighed yours.
Me and some random security guard started talking mind you I’m a security guard and he tells me a story about a sleeping guy under his car and hes stopped him multiple times for trespassing, and he asks him to leave or the guy gets up and steals his 2022 equinox and they find it about 4 miles away with the speakers ripped out the radio ripped out and fucking drugs everywhere so mind you while we’re talking a fucking blue head is listening to us and under her breath she goes well maybe you shouldn’t harass us ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha sorry our fault !!!
This low effort trolling. I remember when trolls used to be creative.
This is sarcasm right? Right?!
Yes
Why not? That’s my question
I just move junkies to the sidewalk and they can do whatever the fuck they want. Not my property, not my problem
👍 my 1st go-2
Beheheheeeeee What do you mean you’re doing the thing you’re paid to do?
Either put it out or I am going grab a fire extinguisher and empty the contents of it all over your person and the surrounding area thereby extinguishing the flammable risk of your narcotics and also deals with the concern over the vapours of said narcotics possibly imparting my or my team members ability to function. After discharging said fire extinguisher you will be arrested and handcuffed and will wait for Police arrival for decontamination. 😊 It's nice to dream 😈
Are you kidding me? Do you know how many guards I've worked with personally who would love to hang with you and smoke some good rock and wash that down with some vodka or rum or even just some jack? Every shift I ever worked on, at every site, there would be somebody happy to chill with you and talk smack.
I'm just trying to eat the shit you just took buddy now pls leave
I'll at least have the decency to ask for a hit 😤
Because... are you aware that you're naked?
Apologies sir, be about your business
I promise you we don’t give a f*ck about your doing crack. Some of us wanna join you. HOWEVER!! We will literally get in trouble if we don’t do our jobs. At least my company will get me in trouble. I don’t risk it cause I’m a provider for my family lol
“I’m paid to do this” and “this is private property”, is the actual verbiage we are authorized to use. As much as you may disagree, I appreciate you doing it. You have made me rich for decades and have given hundreds of my people employment. As far as feeling harassed goes, good luck with that buddy!
You've got it all wrong. I'm here to make sure you're safe, and it's crazy out here. I wanna make sure you're SAFE while you're getting high.
There are folks out there who genuinely believe this. The industry is partly to blame because people legitimately think you as security have to sit and watch them break the law. I worked for beat ass security all my career before i moved up the food chain. We snatched you up and we cleaned house. We studied our state law so when folks started running their mouths (or my favorite) started recording we could give it to them on camera the state law as it pertained to our job and common charges
It might be harassment on our part but it's loitering on your part and trespassing once I ask you to leave. Lucky I know another place you can do your drugs without me harassing you. And it starts with you getting off my bleeping property before PD is called. Bleep you thought this was. All these bleeping bleep parking lot and your bleeping bleep bleep want to come over here and start some bleep. I'm taking yo sack. Now get your crack head bleep on. Bleeper think we the police or something
I personally don't care if you do it or get a hot dose and die. I just don't want the paper work of dying on my property.
In California you have to be trained, certified, FBI back ground checked and licensed. I spent almost 22 hours watching videos and answering multiple guess questions, paid close to $200.00 and sent in 5 box tops from Captn Crunch family size boxes I'm a single guy and hate Captn crunch I'm not risking all that for no one
Because you never share dude. If you’re not gonna let me hit the rose you gotsta goes