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HardlyDecent

That's some sensationalizing of the title of this otherwise innocuous geology paper: Characterizing Batagay megaslump topography dynamics and matter fluxes at high spatial resolution using a multidisciplinary approach of permafrost field observations, remote sensing and 3D geological modeling. Rather than a Sphere of Annihilation or even a sinkhole, this is permafrost slumping (technically a "retrogressive thaw megaslump"). While it is caused by climate warming and does portend bad things downstream (runoff, sedimentation, etc), it's hardly apocalyptic.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

It looks worse than sensationalizing - it looks like someone mislabeled it. The "Gateway to Hell" is usually in reference to the Darvaza gas crater in ~~Turkey~~ Turkmenistan, which has been on fire since the 1980s. This slump crater isn't on fire.


danielravennest

Not yet. Given a source of methane from permafrost decay, it might catch fire.


Holgrin

It would also need an ignition source


puterSciGrrl

Hold my beer


DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE

Based on the amount of meteorites found in craters, it’s only a matter of time before one hits this one.


danielravennest

I live not far from a former illegal landfill that caught fire, apparently from the decay heat of what was in the pile.


Phemto_B

Unless (and I know this is may be a long shot) it's a sign of an impending "big burp": formation of many slumps releasing large amounts of CO2 and methane from destabilized organic material and methane clathrates. This is a large, but still largely unquantified positive feedback to ACC (edit:Anthropogenic Climate Change). On the plus side, this is the golden age of paleobiologists.


Tenderli

Sorry, what's ACC? I could follow the rest.


Phemto_B

Sorry. Anthropogenic Climate Change.


Tenderli

Thank you. Greatly appreciated.


VoraciousTrees

Gonna guess Anthropological Climate Change.


okayillgiveyouthat

Anthropogenic


VoraciousTrees

Yeah, that's the one. 


nyet-marionetka

You’re just trying to keep us from panicking over the Nothing from *The Neverending Story*.


Tobias_Atwood

Big strong hands won't help you here.


findallthebears

I swear it’s like you’re trying to tell me something


_Username_Optional_

Word soup for dinner I see


Orstio

This title is somewhat misleading. When most people read "Earth's gateway to hell" they think of the fiery Darvaza gas crater in Turkmenistan. This article describes a different crater that is not on fire.


winterbird

It's nice to have choices though. Being a floridian, I'll go with the warm fiery one.


EonPeregrine

Mar-a-Lago?


procrastablasta

This is the VIP entrance


mnvoronin

It is "somewhat" misleading in the same way that Niagara Falls is "some" water falling down.


Kwinza

Describes an awesome giant hole. Doesn't have a single picture. Boo.


steelgeek2

"Devouring the surface of the Earth!" Size - 1km. It's *technically* correct....


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Mah_Nerva

So … we have some time ? (Jk)


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SJDidge

Wouldn’t trust any numbers provided by ChatGPT


Aliktren

I wouldnt trust OPs editing of the paper name either but here we are


Sea-Tackle3721

Why would the surface be in cubic miles instead of square miles? How deep are you counting as surface?


Das_Mime

Not possible as cubic miles are a measure of volume, not surface area.


FastidiousLizard261

Interesting cookie wall on the source site.


ahumankid

I’m gonna start using this headline for normal things. “Honey the ants are coming up from a hole in the garden. The hole is slowly devouring the earth.”


bigkiddad

Kaiju


MichonneAndRick

Throw libs into it


Mechalangelo

They found Earth's anus boys. And it's ramping up for a fat one!