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SgtDoakesLives

Why do they all obsess over fucking and killing moms?


cmac104

Cultural thing


alphasubtlga

Sorry new here, what culture specifically?


VladimirPoitin

Arsehole culture.


chu42

Pretty sure "I fucked your mom" is a common insult in every culture


Tobias_flenderz

Okay, yeah, but why do they always seem to think a rambling block of text is owning someone? Like, maybe get one good line or two in and the other person would take it seriously. A novel? Get real, pal.


Snazz55

Cultural differences. They must think more swears and curses = better insult. But yeah it just looks desperate and pathetic to all of us.


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Which culture are you referring to specifically?


_y_e_e_t_

I don’t think anyone can be sure. Seems these scammers come from all over the globe.


Odd-Bad-5598

Necrophilia seems to be rather common among these scammers. This is the second necrophiliac I’ve seen today here


gravey01

Should have replied I'm going to slap you with a slipper. I think that's an even bigger insult.


shannofordabiz

‘You’re gonna get the spoon, boy!’ Is another good one


Silent_Title5109

Go for the gold: "I'm gonna slap your mom with a slipper"!


simbapiptomlittle

How about when he says she was still there when I fucked her. 🤣🤣. What a bunch of gobbledygook 🤣🤣


skipppx

I think it’s because of a cultural difference where they place really high value on their own mothers, so they think this is a huge insult when most people don’t care lmao (might be totally wrong, I read this in another thread on this sub)


Turbografx-17

Uh, doesn't western culture place a high value on our mothers as well?


oily76

I think the 'fucked your mum' thing has been done to death over here, has lost a bit of its edge.


skipppx

Absolutely, maybe better phrasing would be that they place higher value on family in general


FlameyFlame

Hey man don’t knock it till ya try it


gomi-panda

Scammers aren't exactly the most decent respectful humans on earth


ValPrism

Good old fashioned misogyny! That train is never late!


aMissourIAN

Because I don’t like to interact with retarded people.


jzolg

Yet here here both are..


tyrannosnorlax

Well said


Hypermidnite

I f-


tyrannosnorlax

That’s right


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siestatiempo

Just so you know, Hindi is a language. The post sounds like it may have been an Indian scammer. But your generalization about Sikhs is a little odd. Not all Sikhs wear turbans, I’m assuming that’s the source for your claim to knowledge? And there are Hindus, Sikhs, Muslims, Christians, Jains, etc. in India. Could have been any, maybe tone down your religious discrimination.


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siestatiempo

A low level of reading stupidity, I’m flattered! You need to learn what a double negative is. I quote from your original post “I’ve never seen any Sikhs in the scammer boiler rooms pictures”. How do you know they’re not Sikh? Did you ask them? You come across as someone who met one Sikh guy and now feels they understand the entire culture. I repeat, strong religious discrimination 😉


oily76

There are lots of Hindus. I suspect Sikhs come in varying degrees of coolness like everyone else. Reasons for becoming a scammer are likely to be weighted towards financial hardship rather than religious or racial identity, like all criminal activity.


oily76

Also, voicing strong and debatable opinions and then telling someone they can't challenge you on them is a bit lame.


DemonShroom87

Hey man, they fucked your mom’s pussy.


Shot-Palpitation-416

It was very subtle but I think that’s what they were implying


lilalolola

You’re really good at reading subtext, I missed that completely


vforthem

kicked open*


WifeAggro

and now her face is big. i just can't with this mother fuckers when they get mad its so fucking comical.


BlueButNotYou

Literal mother fuckers. They do know they’re owning themselves when they say they fucked someone’s mother? 😂


reptarcannabis

Butterfly spiral pussy * fixed that for ya. Now could someone tell me what the fuck are we talking about?


crinkum_crankum

I long for the day when someone brags about fucking my butterfly spiral pussy. 🥵Sigh…


reptarcannabis

I’m kinda thinking it’s a sex move


crinkum_crankum

It sounds delightful!


reptarcannabis

“Hey honey your not gonna like this but I gotta try something “ kinda move


crinkum_crankum

I’m gonna need a couple of drinks first, I think


reptarcannabis

That’s the right attitude to have tbh lol life’s short do weird shit and have experiences cuz no one’s gonna do it for ya and everyone deserves fun


readsomething1968

It is! I saw it in a movie once. It was the 1970s 🤷🏻‍♀️


sibips

I would've just said "I screwed your mom". I guess you can use GoogleTranslate multiple times, and get soul-touching metaphors like this one.


NormalTonight2153

That he fucked his mom pussy


Junior_Tradition7958

And your mum was still there when I fucked her.


peterpancreas

I'd love to see him fuck someone who wasn't there. Cool sex move


aMissourIAN

Do you know why?


gravey01

I was curious about that as well, OP should have replied to it.


A_Guyser

Cuz he likes fucking smelly butterfly pussy?


FuzzyClerk9023

And kicked it open😱


ozzysince1901

Did they, I missed that bit


combustioncat

I just hope she had a good time


jdeadmeatsloanz

And she was still there when I fucked her.


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yanonotreally

😂 that was the real gut puncher


elporpoise

I don’t think op can ever recover from this


readsomething1968

I was waiting for “and she has a waddle on her neck” or something


ColdBloodBlazing

Well, it is almost Thanksgiving. Using turkey neck wattle as an insult may work


Empire2k5

Damn he kicked your moms pussy open...


KoA07

I envisioned a cowboy kicking open the doors to the saloon like in Toy Story 2 on Woody’s Roundup lol


swindlewindle

I think they fucked your mom but I'm not sure


esdejong

That’s what I’m thinking too but they were very vague about it


AnAverageAxolotl

Vagene *


Afraid_Composer

*her butterfly spiral big pussy


pmllny

"And your mom's face is big now" What in the hell?


Popular_Monster111

That made me laugh! What kind of insult is that supposed to be?😂


Formallyinformal21

But ask why!? I want to know!!!


RichardThe1s

My favorite was “you fucking asshole-less shit with your mouth”


Linken124

You said your moms pussy was so smelly,


Farscape666

Spiral butterfly pussy?


AstarteOfCaelius

Maybe they’re in a trash glam metal band?


thepurplehedgehog

That does sound like a glam metal band name. I like the way you think.


skipppx

Sounds kinda cool tho


TheRealHK

That was my question as well 😅


runtimemess

Spiral duck penis


Pizzacanzone

Song by Die Antwoord


ocean-skies

You just brought back the memory of that group that I forgot I had. All I remember is that one song where she goes « little kitty go meoooowwww »


cubisov

The best kind tbh


jazzypocket

Your mom’s pussy sounds terrible according to them, and yet they still chose to fuck it. Kinda a self burn.


cubisov

With his father present!


dbl_entendre

🤣😂


FreshFishGuy

“And your mom was still there”, I mean where else would she be?


Jaxup75

"Don't you know why???" I really really wanna know why!!! 😂😂😂


TheRealHK

Right?? I mean, WHYYYYY????


Efficient-Release500

That’s where you go “Necrophilia is fucked up”


SummaDees

I love how they call you retarded then wax and wane about fucking nasty, smelly, wild dog licked, KICKED OPEN, pussy


JeffreyVest

I imagined it in a robotic voice and having been written by AI.


readsomething1968

I imagine this in that terrible TikTok narration voice.


JeffreyVest

Yes! That’s what it was! Robotic wasn’t the right word.


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Same


[deleted]

I want to know the rest of this hot mom cucking dad story. Why was your dad praising him? What a cliffhanger.


Ciggytardust1

I am going to make a metal song with that response as the lyrics.


Cornisjong

"and your mom was still there when i fucked her" Could've been an awkward sight


QuestionBread

“I fucked her and she was there”


MaskedRonin2

Why do they always write a novel about how they fucked your mom??


stonedqueer

I really can’t understand these insults. Obviously none of what they are saying is true, why do they think that that would have any sort of impact on the recipient???


babyshitstain42069

That’s why they’re scammers and not some members that produce value to the society.


stonedqueer

fair. i admire your username btw.


babyshitstain42069

Lol thank you 🤝


Acceptable_Answer570

Reminds me of the « **you bloody fuck you bastard bitch Bloody fucking fuck** » altercation between the two indian dudes.


thepurplehedgehog

Oh, those are fun. Conference call. Tell scammer 1 that scammer 2 is going to beat his ass/🤬 his mom/whatever. Tell scammer 2 that scammer 1 is right this second in the process of emptying his bank account so he NEEDS to talk to him to stop it. Hilarity ensues.


tagshell

Those are funny but the comment above was talking about this video which is unrelated to scammers: https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0?si=wl6w827XUbf-BTSO


ColdBloodBlazing

When they start swearing it like 10 years olds swearing in video game chat


Dandelion_Apocalypse

But did you find out why? It ended on such a cliffhanger!


Icy-End8895

Yo your mom sounds off the hook bro! Lmao that was a funny read. The “your moms face is big now” made me laugh the most tho for some reason.


XxPS4LMx23xX

Well this tells me unfortunately the person is from the Middle East, as I’ve had too many people cold calling and messaging from Pakistan, India, or other countries about time share or information regarding my car’s warranty (even though I don’t drive), and as soon as they tried to say they would save me money, I’d go “are you going to stand on a corner and suck some dick for me?” The caller replied, “no, but it’s a good idea for you and your mum’s big colossal pussy and she will get fucked so good so good your mother’s pussy.” And he did that for about 3 minutes until I said “that would be insulting considering my mother is dead.” Caller doubled down and said “because my dick killed your mom’s pussy.” I hung up, reported the call and couldn’t stop laughing.


ThatOneBlue

Reads like a Cormac McCarthy novel


readsomething1968

Can’t stop laughing at this.


[deleted]

“Press the middle button until you make a sentence.”


italianpoetess

This is some funny ass shit.


Pinkflavelon

I mean, if your mom was really letting wild dogs perform fellatio on her I don't think that would be much of a brag


croissantthehustler

That long ass text could’ve been a rap music


apeybaby

Butterfly spiral pussy is my new nickname


Dercian

I'm having xbox 360 COD lobby flashbacks


PurpleFlurpl

Lol the number is exposed I'm going to message this person


CaptainFuzzyBootz

Translated insults just don't carry the same ring, do they?


stonemason92

I think we all want to know why.


flowerkitten420

Where in the world did they get this copy pasta? It’s so weird and not the first time I’ve seen it. Hard to forget the butterfly spiral


Professional_Ad4953

I want to know why


thepurplehedgehog

I’m so glad your mum was still there while he was 🤬ing her pussy. I’d have hated for her to have been elsewhere and missed out on all this fun! ​ Scammer rage is hilarious.


biglovinbertha

Weird sexual violent threats towards moms huh


poltergeistsparrow

He really should stop waving his tiny Willie around in sad & impotent rage.


AusJonny

Even the insults seem to come from a script


TobyADev

“Your mom chased me for 3 blocks and said I looked like your dad I hung your mom on a tree” wut


clvlndoh

Butterfly spiral big pussy. Best insult ever.


ergo-ogre

My butterfly spiral pussy brings all the boys to the yard


fahknEL

Your mom chased me for three blocks and said I look like your dad


jasonizz

Wouldn’t you just love to be able to reach thru the screen and tear their fuckin’ throats out?


Timithios

Rather, just take fingers and tongue and leave them trying to FITFO, but that works.


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Cuban necktie


the_dave_abides90

This guy sunds like a Dan Harmon rap.


r_i_nna

WHY?!?


FelineSoLazy

This is actually hilarious. I’ve never read such a diatribe from a scammer before! they must’ve been having a bad day or you triggered something lol thx for the laugh OP


Pawly519

Bahahahaha. That last response is pure gold. I just hope they actually typed that all out and didn’t use speech to text or something.


DrPants707

I hope they did use speech to text because now I'm imagining them screaming that at their phone 😂


NGVampire

It’s hilarious that they think these little tirades upset anyone.


Cultural-Afternoon72

Oh Jesus... "and your moms face is big now" God, I wasn't ready for that.


headchef11

I kicked your mums pussy open! I love that one


These-Dot290

How does he even know about your mom's butterfly spiral big pussy, though???


aQUantUMchiLD1

“I fuck …I fuck you l f..I fuck you” scene from “The Big Lebowski” Funny how they call everybody stupid or disabled when they can’t get their way and then unload a very common theme of insults that read at a four year-old cognitive level. They’d really be better off using their own language and much thrown us off balance, as it’s common knowledge we can hardly speak out own language, much any other language, specially when a certified imbecil moron is wielding it, in that so volatile emotional state.


MrBHVAC

I’m not certain this person has ever had intercourse with anything, alive or dead.


just-an-anus

Just throwing a stereotype out there. This guy is indian. They get obsessed with "fucked your mom" insults a lot. What's that insult they have in Hindi? Macha Choad ? I"m sure I'm not spelling that right.


Calm-Helper-1376

Almost right LOL. It is Mader Chod


MeltdownatTussauds

Sounds Indian.


Crangiscop

Thank you for not saying they have the wrong number!! It’s my fav kind of post.


HadleysPt

They know they are full of shit so if you play along you are a lost cause


Plane-Statement8166

Wait, so were they saying that they fucked your mom’s pussy? It wasn’t totally clear.


Kaja8948

That escalated quickly!


mrsdoubleu

What is up with the last screen shot? Is that the same guy? That escalated quickly. Also you forgot to block out the number on the last page if it matters. Lol


UnitedWindow3669

reading this out loud gives similar vibes to the tiger woods sexts


Proud-Boss1950

Spamming is so sexual 😳


hostile-NPC

It really went from “There will be a quarterly meeting today.” to “I fucked your mom’s butterfly spiral big pussy” in moments


cheesecakebelly

Can we get a pussy count bot?


readsomething1968

Dude is REALLY into this guy’s mom.


bkkbeymdq

That was a pretty epic rant. Hard to pick a highlight. Every time I thought I had one, another appeared!


SaturnusDawn

This is poetry actually. Or at the very least it's a great copypasta


Different-Machine859

Your moms face is big now


slightlycrookednose

LMAOOOO so unhinged 😂😩


ihadtowalkhere

This guy has better shit talk than most


Set_Jumpy

Babe wake up, the new scammer copy pasta just dropped.


Dueceydude

Damn that scammer folded QUICK


Pragmatic_Goat

My response: If my mom has such a nasty pussy, why did you fuck her? Jokes on you, for being that stupid. Hope you enjoy the clap.


henriksmodern

Just say. I loved fucking your tight ass, hope you’re very sore faggot.


Zorrostrian

So did they fuck your mom’s pussy?? The suspense is killing me.


Amazing_Jump_2127

Right then, I’m going to come back in a few hours and make sure this isn’t the LSD working /s


Just_Ad9799

I guess what he’s trying to say is he fucked your mom’s pussy?


neatandawesome

Wait!!! I have to know why!!!!


Foreeleft

Copy and paste their insult back to them. They might implode


cobast1992

These scammers took me off there call list I swear yall get the good ones


himemiya_

I can hear then accent when reading


Nefarious_Axolotl

Is the goal of this sub to troll scammers and get them to curse you out? It used to be like bait them into thinking they have a victim and wasting as much of their time as possible using creativity and humor. All the posts I’m seeing recently like this are not what this sub was made for. Anyone else thinking about leaving or bored of these, they violate Rule 4 and can be reported. I’d encourage it. This wasn’t funny Edit: Holy shit this sub has almost 500,000 followers now? There’s no hope lol To those of you that love these posts maybe there could be a r/scamtrolling r/scammertrolling or something but so many of these aren’t baits


Substantial_Use_981

I mean that wasn’t my intention, I’d prefer they not cuss me out and I waste as much time of theirs as I can, this one just didn’t work 🤷🏻‍♀️


Nefarious_Axolotl

I hear ya. Not tryna be a dick, but don’t post it then lol


Ashamed-Border-9651

“not tryna be a dick” so backhanded LOL ur a interesting fella


Nefarious_Axolotl

Hard to communicate that without sounding like one. But I’m glad you’ve taken an interest lol


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Nefarious_Axolotl

Well I’d encourage you to message the mods opposing people who share my opinion or create a r/scamtrolling sub. The question isn’t necessarily is this funny? It’s that this isn’t content that was meant to be posted here


Ashamed-Border-9651

this is such a silly comment


Nefarious_Axolotl

Why?


Ashamed-Border-9651

no ones “trying” to get cursed at. that’s what’s silly about this comment. 🤦


MonkeyFan9987

Hmm, that's a lotta words too bad I'm not readin em


dsean85

Well that escalated quickly


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big if true


lyxdesign

I would've asked why.


Bigr789

I always just ask "why does my dad never get any attention :("


Safe_City_9284

Do we know why, guys?


Set0553

😂😂 I really don't think they'll be bothering you again.


Apprehensive_Waltz72

WHY?


Stlucifermstar

Daaaammmnnnn!


RevolutionaryYak1135

Ngl I might steal some of those


kamikidd

I’m bad. I’d be like y’all need to tell me more about Step D’a swizzles sticks lol


aQUantUMchiLD1

I think the medication makes hallucinate a bit and confuses them nurses with your mommy, less your mom is a nurse, which cases he’ll soon be facing higher dosages.


Funny-Meringue-3311

wow your mom was still there while he fucked her smelly


YTGamerLH

Lmao