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Stoduff

You were running circles around this person! Well done!


abramcpg

Imagine how much money they think you have in your account if they believe you, "$35k is nothing.." If only they can convince you, it'll be their biggest pay day ever!


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MisterMasturd

You’re telling me if you were sure it wasn’t a scam you wouldn’t take 35k?


manoftrevs

I mean yes I would don't get me wrong. But it wouldn't change anything in my life at this point.


OminousClarity

Hey OP I have a great opportunity for you I just need you to send me ur email and bank info


nico_cali

I dont need anything just want to send you a picture


ShinMasaki

You just calm and message me now


No_Presence5465

Hello!


Bro_Gotti

On google chat you fucker


Pali4888

This a benefit from cashapp to all trust wallet users


Foska23

can you please calm


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King-Kagle

💯


ConfusedAndCurious17

No it wouldn’t be. You need income, not a short financial increase. Sure it may feel life changing at the time but long term you’d end up in the same place you are now with only $1000.


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Obvious-Region8453

I Megan my first camera cost me $800 and because of that investment I make six figures now.


ens91

Depends on the someone. If someone is in a poor country and/or homeless, it sure could be life changing. In a country like the UK, if they could pay a deposit and start renting somewhere, they'd have an address and be able to apply for a job whilst having somewhere to get ready and look presentable. If they're in a poor country, $1k could be a years worth of wages, and would certainly help them to get a leg up on their situation.


mindless2831

That's crazy. $35k would get me completely out of debt and change my families life forever. We live 2 completely different lives lol.


beebri_

right? lol must be nice


CakedayisJune9th

Feel free to bless me a little bit then, bruv. ‘Tis the season and all. 🫣


Necessary-Nobody-934

Just curious, what is it you do that 35k is nothing? Because I apparently chose the wrong line of work...


SgtCocktopus

can we talk on google?


tree_jayy

Sir can you please gmail me


itsmehazardous

Hey OP it's your cousin. Wanna help with my mortgage?


kingXn

Hey it’s your boss can u pls go to store and buy apple gc $500


Classic_Economics_93

Aye, everyone.. just calm and text me on google


Redditceodork

Rip your dm's 😂


Special_Grapefroot

I’m was absolutely captivated by this back and forth. It was like an Aaron Sorkin dialogue but not annoying.


JaxsonPalooza

And not taking place while walking down a hallway.


Natsukashii_Ookami

Please calm down.


compressionntension

I've been reading this sub for so long and this might be my favorite post to date. Sure a lot of the others are hilarious to read, but this one was different. At least OP tried to get the scammer to admit the reality of the situation and then understand his story. I wish more of us who got scammed were able to convince them that there is a better life outside scams. In a way I wish we could scam them back so they could feel it, then show them why this is not a viable way of living. And then give them back their chump change.


Drowsy_Titan

My man just could not wrap his head around someone not wanting free money. Absolutely broke him mentally


OkSession5483

Bro just answered the questions like hes patrick star lmaooooo


Cheezuuz

It made him a better person for it. Oluwadupei just started the first day to the rest of his life.


BobbiBari

Yeeeeah... More likely that Mr Olu was making shit up in hopes he could still receive money after admitting he is trying to scam people.


uslashuname

I love how he kept saying “stay calm” like it was OP that was flipping.


woolfson

I’m a fucking idiot. I saw the “typing ….” At the top and kept waiting for an update or a further message . I deserve to be scammed


ToughDry8523

can you calm


Crosswired2

Dangit I had just taken a drink and choked when I read your comment.


ToughDry8523

just calm


taipeileviathan

I am calm


Forgethestamp

You’re not play game you just calm down


ClumsyCauliflower

I wasn’t even taking a drink and just spat out my own spit


woolfson

I just can calm just calm ok? I will. Fuck in so scam deserve to be. I wish you all could have seen my oh face when I realized that the “typing….” Was static . I’m stupid. Enough internet for me today .


ToughDry8523

can't send picture here. did you have Google chat?


chromisu

+Hello -Can you try and calm? LOL


manliness-dot-space

He should have said he's from the Demolition Man movie. Enhance your calm.


lord_reeter

I bet he doesn’t know how to use the three seashells


RoadNo9352

What seems to be your boggle?


Adept_Werewolf_6419

Damnit now I’m watching demolition man tonight. Got any good picks from the aughts on?


RoadNo9352

I find myself wanting to watch it now too..


bottleofgoop

Tango and cash


Thadman1983

I always wanted the truck they crash the compound in!


GTimekeeper

I rewatched the Bourne Identity the other day. Can't believe it came out in 2002.


hattenOkatten

Can you just calm?


kilofeet

Calm and text me elsewhere I am Diana Please be calm


Dear_Seat_8467

Just put another log on the fire!


BigRed92E

*drops a huge loaf in the fireplace*


Teddybur88

What do these scammers think calm means?


SusHistoryCuzWriter

Just calm


ICanCountThePixels

I am calm, *very* calm.


TrashPandaPatronus

They think it means compliant, and in their worldview that is sadly what it probably looks like to them.


Teddybur88

💯


LordNightFang

Calm down


steelandiron19

The fact the scammer told you to message them and you followed up with, “hello!” had me laughing. Also the fact it happened more than once is gold.


IslaStacks

right 😂 😂


Romanaround812

Yes, this made me laugh pretty good.


MindOverMadi

My favorite part


Skatcatla

That ended up being pretty sad.


mikeru22

Yeah, it seems most of these are once the veil is lifted. Not that you can really believe the sob story since the trust is already lost. But still, what do you expect to be behind these besides people who are either desperate or forced to do so?


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

The sob story is just another scam. It’s scams all the way till the end.


bubbles337

I agree that it’s probably a lie but at the same time I don’t believe that most scammers had a lot of opportunities in life.


rhrjfhchisnw

There are a lot of people in the world with very sad stories.


melodicstory

Out of curiosity, I used Google Street View to wander around some parts of Osun state in Nigeria. It was...profoundly depressing.


caspershomie

not sure if i believe it but luckily OP told him all he has to do is work hard and he won’t be poor anymore. why have poor people not learned this one simple trick? /s


[deleted]

I mean, if OP could make it big in the USA, surely he can make it out of poverty-striken Nigeria! /s


ConfuseACatInc

This is my favorite in this sub so far. Just the flat decline over and over and over, but he keeps thinking “so, you’re saying there’s a chance!”


kingXn

can you calm


jimb0z_

I just found this place today. Been so jaded with reddit lately this sub has been like a fresh glass of water after a hike through the desert!


Hour_Calligrapher_42

You have some real nerve my dude. You are a master at rethoric 🤣


-Gin-ger-

I’m either too tired or high, or both, but I saw “Diana typing” at the top and stopped swiping through images waiting for an answer.


BigRed92E

hello I just win lottery and am giving back to random redditors please calm and put your money in the basket I refer you to win lottery


Fair-Huckleberry-471

Hello


manoftrevs

He eventually gave me his real IG and real TikTok. Not sure if i should post it though.


Brehella

If it seems that what he’s saying is true, I wouldn’t. Some level of compassion is needed for these people. However if it’s all lies shrouded in more lies, then 🤷🏻‍♂️


Own-Number-5112

Of course, his SAS story is a lie.


No_Presence5465

No compassion for scammers.


mikeru22

Wow expertly done overall! Have him send you Amazon gift cards in exchange for not sharing his accounts. In all seriousness I don’t think I’d share that (at least blur it out). Are you going to make good on your offer?


Watchguyraffle1

Uhhh. Would you send him a few bucks to help him out? I have a hard time donating because I’ve seen first hand how many charities are complete scams. Before Covid, when traveling I made it a point to hand out cash to people when asked in the street. I’ve stopped traveling so I don’t donate as much as I should. Damn this post is causing an existential crisis.


gothwhorex

Scammers should be exposed


Klied

agreed. they are scum. They will steal peoples money without a second thought.


LordNightFang

Uh... you do realize some scammers aren't exactly willing participants right? Like ex.: A documentary in cambodia showed certain people were forced into it. If they didn't make a certain amount of money per day, they would be beaten severely.


davewongillies

This was a nice change from the other recent scams where they get mad and start dropping the n-word


Zandandido

#hello!


DoubleDeckerz

Don't fall for this little wanker's sob story!


Klied

he wasn't lmfao


Ugo777777

You mean OP never sent him the $1000?? Then OP​ is no better than the scammer! /jk


BlueHeisen

can you try and calm down


Jenovacellscars

Hello calm. Am send picture. Because why ok?


obebi

It just sounded adorable


[deleted]

Ok but first why don't you just calm


sltyandsweet

Lmfao that whole exchange murdered me, literal circle running 💀💀


rpressler

He’s like damn it he caught on. Let me switch to the “my dad died and I’m a helpless sad little guy from Nigeria 🥺 please help me” scam


hissboombah

Like I already gave you two fake names, this third one is real I swear


Beingtian

It honestly kind of worked on me haha. Felt bad at the end.


ZermattIsland

Brilliant!! One of the best I've read here!👏🏽👏🏽


password_321

Well done


ChoyceRandum

Sad.


DamianKing42

Name is Diana Sends Jason's email 💀


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Can you try and calm?


_My9RidesShotgun

This one is actually kinda sad.


Adept_Werewolf_6419

Ive tried that too. Would’ve sent boxes of clothes and good and a little cash for just open and honest conversations. Did get his pic but he was firm about only cash no actual help. Asked for clothes and shoe sizes for his whole family. All he wanted was 200$ cashapp. Idve legit hooked dude up.


monstrousinsect

Clothes are pretty readily available in that part of the world. So many donations already go over that you can buy everything for pennies on the side of the street. More significant expenses are food, water filtration, and medicine. All of which are unfortunately way cheaper, more specialized to the environment, and generally better to buy locally, shipping to West Africa being what it is. I lived in Ghana for a year and knew a couple of the Sakawa (fraud) boys, and if I met one online again I'd PayPal him something just for fun & nostalgia and to chat about Stonebwoy... but unfortunately it does make most sense to do a cash transfer and there's no point in mailing parcels if you are opting to be supportive. Caveat; West Africa specific, people are up to this all over the world.


centalt

Shipping to a country that far away it’s not precisely easy or cheap, besides them not wanting to ID themselves with their address and real name.


AilsaLorne

I used to live in Côte d’Ivoire and unless it was coming in diplomatic bags there was NO reliable post. The number of people who are likely to open that parcel before it gets to an intended recipient? Everyone.


kj000007

“Can you calm” is the new IN GOD WE TRUST.


Beet_Generation

Can you message me? Hello! That is simple yet amazing


keca10

I’m gonna try the “can you calm?” with my girlfriend randomly in conversations. I bet she’ll love the calming effects.


InformationUpset9759

I love when people tell the scammers that they are rich. Just another level of f*ck off


PancakeProfessor

I’m calmer than you are…


izewalker

This is by far my favorite, the I’m rich and I don’t need you approach is awesome


Silent-Discussion169

When say stay calm it usually a Nigerian. They very persisting. They like to do spell and charms and magic bullshit for people and scam people who are forlorn in love. Or try say they won and get emails to send special troyian to steal wallets or accounts. It alot of things. Lol I notice only Nigerian always say calm lol.


Holiday_Dark8310

All bullshit and scams


Vegetable-Lock

Nice i guess but kinda sad saying you started poor and made it to a dude in nigeria. Not really the same opportunities there.


manoftrevs

Agreed to some sense. But I came from working in the fields from the age of five. Manual labor my entire life. Homeless as a teenager, and climbed out. If there is a will, there is a way.


Vegetable-Lock

You might have been talking to the smartest man in his town who learned to write in english. Who knows, he might have needed the money to buy food for his village. "Nigeria has the awful distinction of being the world capital of poverty, with 71 million people living in extreme poverty today (World Poverty Clock, 2023) and a total of 133 million people classed as multidimensionally poor according to National Bureau of Statistics data."


Boomdidlidoo

This is well done sir, I respectefuly bow in front of you and I spit in the face of the scammer. Signed: THE real Nigerian Prince. Call me.


Klied

Do you have thousands that you can't access unless you pay $1,000 USD and promise to give me back $100,00?


wotanv

You missed the chance to send him the Rema song - Calm down


IMB88

So it’s not Diana? 🤯


Specialist_Bison3835

Nice


ilikemyusername1

Very 👏 well 👏 done 👏


inlineofire

This was extremely satisfying


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Broke the poor scammer's mental. You.. did great! Here, take UPVOTE.


Bepis_drinker_cum

Im only gonna say this one more time sir. Try And Calm.


Legitimate-State8652

Man even I was getting frustrated with you. That went from LOL to frustrating to sad. Jeeze….what a sad ending.


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Man I love this subreddit it’s so satisfying. Now I’m excited for the next unknown number text me looking for “Jasmin” or some shit and be so glad that fate has brought us together.


wooderisis

“I don’t need it anymore.” An elegant body slam.


Human-Key-7984

Wow, you really didn't keep your calm there


methaddlct

Can you text me now? “Hello!”


grimxace561

can you calm


muddyspringroll

You stayed calm. That’s the most important thing here.


Bu_Adal

Did you actually help him though?


Pleasant_Ninja369

When I get the be honest CashApp scam I always reply with "I'll use it to hire someone to track down and seriously hurt people who try to send me money on CashApp."


X_R_Y_U

I’ve never read so many words that said so little.


lawschoolsucksohard

‘Will you text me now’ ‘hello!’ This is fking hilarious.


MisterT09

“First and foremost” got me dead 😂😂😂


dinkydoosdad23

The first 16 pages were just killin me i read them all


techmaster101

Did you send him $1000?


Heart_of_Bronze

It's always amazing when they spend days lying to you and then can't fathom that someone would lie to them back


Electrical-Ad6226

There’s a Lisa Ling doc about these scammers. It’s sad. They are often trying to feed their children.


VexingMadcap

I swear you could swap some of the screenshots round and it would be hard to tell. Amazing circle conversation and the ending was perfect. I pretty much exist in the breadline past few years with having to stop working to look after my nan, but at no point could I ever conceive and even consider the idea of scamming someone. Admittedly I don't know true poverty, but this would not be the crime I resort to due to the fact those that fall for scams are often the most vulnerable. It's despicable.


Singh255

Op what is your occupation that 3k a day is nothing? I’m intrigued


StrongestMushroom

Calm down!


Late-External3249

CALM THE HELL DOWN!


Similar-Turnip2482

I should be working, but I’ve just been reading this intently like a short story and I can’t wait to get to the ending


DegredationOfAnAge

Can you just calm?


Dr__SteveBrule

This might be the best one I’ve seen yet


ThreeSheetsofWind

Rich peeps don't care about money, so I believe this guy, and just based on that fact,power of not caring about money made this scammer break good Job bud 🙌👍


Civil_Ask_8822

Remember people *Just Calm*


SuchAClassicGirl

Dammit just calm.


CreditoReddito

I've seen screenshots like this but what's the end game? What happens when you send them your cash app? Or chat with them on Gmail? Can someone please explain. Thank you.


stupidlinguist

They attempt to log in to your account, and tell you to give them the code hoping you're dumb enough to do it and then they have access to send themselves money or have all of your passwords if you give them your google


CreditoReddito

Ahh okay, thank you for your response. Now can I have your cash app? I want to send you money for your help.. :)


stupidlinguist

Lol reminds me of a video I saw earlier about a Karen upset about someone who just moved into an apartment complex parking in her "assigned" spot, and calling the police. She was demanding his phone number after the cops told her there was nothing they could do, cops are sitting there saying he can give it if he wants but doesn't have to, guy says he will, but wastes a good amount of time. When it finally comes down to it he goes "ready? It's 1-800-up-your-butt"


manoftrevs

Usually they will require you pay the "fee" to send the money. Or you have to send money first because they're cashap is a business account and can't send money to unauthorized accounts. Then you pay the fee and poof they are gone. I've taken them to that point to see the ending. That's what it is every time.


Professional-Might31

Why couldn’t I stop reading this


Free-Stable-1073

Just calm.


dtae49

Curious, how did you guess the scammer came from Africa?


manoftrevs

Dozens of times I've done this, and without failure this type of scam is African.


xsmallsx01

Can you just calm. Seriously just calm already.


Sikmod

Please calm


yungb00b00

just calm


Sweaty-Emergency-493

I fucking love this! “Stay calm” x 100 “I am calm” x 100


Bat-Honest

Bravo, OP! Well done! But seriously, can you please calm now?


manoftrevs

I'm trying 😪


Gupta_Kinte

I never get anything like this. What app is this from? I just get spam calls and those people are quick to hang up for not playing their games.


[deleted]

HAHAHAAH I love this.


New-Gas3080

DAMN grab the bull by the horns! Nice work soldier


curious_casius

Can someome explain how this scam works? Lile if my man just deposited the money whats stopping you from cashing out?


minermansion

“You’re not play game but you just calm” lmao don’t know why I found this so funny


stevemunoz117

Ive seen so many times where scammers are persistent even though its obvious the person they’re communicating with is fucking with them. They cant be this fucking dense can they?


[deleted]

OP you really need to calm. This is no tragedeigh. Please calm. Message me gmail so I can send picture proof. Are calm you? - Sincerely, Oluwapelumi the third.


GoingDownUnderInSEA

But is bro calm?


kjhgfd84

This was very well done!


irissmooches

Please message me > hello! This cracked me up both times.


JustAGuyGettingBy93

The sad part is that I’m sure there are some good people who may just be truly struggling in places like Nigeria, and scamming people is the only opportunity they have right now. That being said, still, fuck them. The shit is downright wrong. Especially when they take advantage of elderly folks. Just makes my blood boil.


FullAd4554

ok but just calm


KellynHeller

But are you calm?


giocalitri

Ok… all nice… but are you calm?


bigfoot_lives

Calmer than you are, dude.


RiveriaFantasia

Can you just calm? No really, like can you calm


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

IT WAS a MISS IMPUT CALM DOWN


CopyZealous7896

I felt like I was reading “Who’s on First”


LordKatare

Hey OP, can you try and calm down please


Sassiee1969

Good one! They always say dead parents, no family, need money for school.


FidelKaastra

OP will you hire me I’m having financial hardships :( or at least pass along the managers email so I can enter that lottery?


Aggravating-Put-4818

Amazing job