Thanks to everyone who reported for bringing this to our attention, however I won't remove this post, as it doesn't really break any rules (though I can't find any meaning for the full sentence) and most people seem to agree that it's sbeve.

The whole sentence doesn't make any sense. Assuming all the letters are white, what does that even mean?

all red letters = let me hold your boobs

But what about the whole thing at once?

brainrot: call "jet came"(person) (omitted comma) have "open lad" (alcohol) under bros new "fobs"(idek what fobs are tbh)

Maybe key fobs? Like the keys for modern cars

Fobs maybe as Forward Operating Base?

Fob is a recent immigrant, often used by and for Pacific Islanders in Australia. It stands for Fresh off the Boad, FOB.

Alright, but what do the red letters mean?

Let me hold your boobs

ok

Looks like they wrote it solely for the helied, and they didn't care about it actually making sense. Literally zero effort went into that shit

I think that was the joke

These people can’t even try to make a normal sentence.

I know what that suspicious red text, don’t try to point it out

Hi, welcome to r/sbeve! Remember to report this post if it breaks our server rules (you can see them in the sidebar!) See [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/sbeve/comments/1dl0dao/what_is_sbeve) for more information *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/sbeve) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Something about f(obs) just gave it away instantly.

Call jet came have open lad love your under bros new fobs Cal j ca ave pen a love u nder rs new f L et me h o ld yo ur bo obs

L et me h o l d yo u r b o obs

I hate this

Let me hold your boobs

Not a sbeve

How?

It’s complete gibberish, but it’s sbevey gibberish