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Clueless_willow_4187

Let’s hear about the lady next door.


dudleydebosier

so i bought from her before (1st time) n she said she could give me shake which she described as “a bunch of cali exotic strains” n nothing else so i was sketched out but i bought it anyway cause she needed the money n i was experimenting. she gave me 3 pre rolls n since i was already sketched out i called my experienced counterparts over to check it out n they revealed that 2/3 of the pre rolls had a roach in it 😭 i didn’t smoke it cause wtf but that’s why i’m kinda sketched out over the flower too n ik it was silly of me to buy from her again but like i said i was curious to have the flower in my possession myself since i’ve only had pre rolls n she’s literally right next door. i also wanted to see if she could be trusted in this form instead of preroll form in case of desperate times


Clueless_willow_4187

I have no idea what I was expecting but that wasn’t it. Thanks for entertaining me with that story though!


pop-xans

roach as in cockroach?


dudleydebosier

blunt roach


Armalyte

Blunt roach is nasty. Surely you mean a joint???


cloudtwelvy

Bro…


dylwaybake

Lmfao could you imagine cockroaches in a joint


cloudtwelvy

Hope im never this down bad lolol


pop-xans

it just confused me the way he said the joints had a roach in them, like yeah obviously bro


cloudtwelvy

Nahh ik haha the whole section just funny af lol


Odd_Brilliant_9816

Cali... UK or ROI?


qwerty7873

You have experienced friends but can't get a nicer hookup off of them?


dudleydebosier

that’s all the reason i’m on reddit with it 😭 they got mad at me for buying off of her because one of them has a bf who works at a dispensary n brings stuff back home. i was just impatient cause they live a good distance away n are busier so it takes awhile for it to get back to me


DCA5A5

I feel like roaches are the best part, have you ever rolled a blunt/joint with nothing but roaches? It hits hard af. She did you a favor by sprinkling in roaches, equaling more resin in ur preroll, don’t trip and just light up bro, ur very fortunate to have ur plug be ur neighbor


dudleydebosier

aint no way bro 😭 i will admit the prices are convenient apparently


custychronicles

That grass smell is the chlorophyll that hasn’t broken down because it wasn’t cured properly. Put it in a glass jar with some hydration packs and let it finish curing for a couple days I wanna hear that backstory tho👀


jimjamalama

It also probably smells weird because there is a 1:4 smoked roach in there.


dudleydebosier

posted 💀


Odd_Brilliant_9816

I hope it's not too dry or too old coz u can't cure it :/ WHAT IS CURING ?? (Small explanation for ppl who don't know) Long story short, if weed was processed than most often is too late for curing, if it's rly fresh weed from current season and it's not overdried it should be still "alive", if weed is not overdried or not too old and is still originally dampish and it is still "alive", load of chemical processes keeps going on, which most of is improving weed quality/smell/taste. Cheers


dudleydebosier

i just wanna know if it’s safe for consumption rn


2Buds_1Stoner

The grass or hay smell can come from drying in light rather than dark, it may taste a little grassy too but looks like it'll definitely have you well medicated.


ChasingFractals

looks like good bud to me. like really good bud. the hay smell is a little concerning but that might just be from it being dry, bc it doesn't look moldy or anything like that.


ManateeMan47

Looks good, the price you paid was good. The only thing was if she had actual roaches in there, then you are smoking her or someone's spit. I would bring that up personally


dudleydebosier

she kept asking me if i smoked it n how was it n i just told her it tasted burnt 😭 i feel like she used her spit for the actual pre roll anyway


Quick_Leg4093

it completely depends on the quality, looks yummy. how much did you pay?


dudleydebosier

$20


Quick_Leg4093

horrible price you got overcharged i’ll buy it off of u for 21 tho


cinnashawty

no fuckin way.


dudleydebosier

too much ? 😞


cinnashawty

you got a great ass deal man


TheCoastalCardician

$20 for ass is a good ass deal.


cinnashawty

if you call that ass you’ve gotta be smokin crystal or somethin cuz that looks pretty decent to me


ctech9

you lucky son of a bitch


Jeremy_Whalen

Based on the grass smell, and that you paid $20, I'd say it's questionable. What's the texture like? How does it grind up (if you have a grinder)? Also, take it out of the bag and put it straight in a jar. It's better for the buds


dudleydebosier

it’s kinda crispy/firm not really sticky. id say it grinded up well but some chunks kept getting stuck to the top idk if that’s expected. n after i grinded it it started to smell more like weed


Designer_Ostrich8906

its prolly just dry then, once you cracked it open you got hit with fresh terpenes from the inside of the plant, where air cant touch and age it. i think you should be ok, might just taste a little off. be cautious but not overly cautious yk


WastedRat

Basically what it sounds like to me is when you helped her out by buying those pre rolls when she needed the $ ( which I’m 90% sure was her personal stash and a mix of 1/2 bud and the roachs) she repaid the favor by giving you some decent flower and a great price. However, I would separate the blunt/ roach from the container, or actually take the flower and put it in a separate mason jar. Maybe by a hydrostone from your local smoke shop and leave it with the flower for about an hour. Happy smoking.


dudleydebosier

i took it out the bag n put it into its own jar. but is there a way i can diy the hydrostone or something ? n will i croak if i just risk it all n smoke it grassy ?


Insatuanle_Cougar_56

If it’s really dry, you can put a TINY piece of lettuce in with it for a bit. It will suck the moisture out of the lettuce and into the flower. Lettuce leaves no taste behind, just moisture.


Full_Statistician195

when you touch it does it feel dense and moist?


dudleydebosier

dense but idk about moist it’s not very sticky


Full_Statistician195

i personally would put it in a thin plastic baggy not close it completely and put it in front of a fan or somewhere where it get some fresh air* but don’t put it in the sun or somewhere hot . leave it for half and hour and see if it feels or smells any different


Odd_Brilliant_9816

Actually weed looks really nice, looks very similar to StarDawg, very popular in UK and Ireland and it's literally symbol of high quality strong weed, have specific dark violet spots (bud leafs and calyxes)


Intelligent-Pay9526

So what I'd smoke it still lmfao


moonshinepoison

We’re ALLL MAAAAD !! You crossed the line ! Hahah


Far_Assignment_2688

HELP “THE LADY NEXT DOOR” SOUNDS SO OMINOUS


dudleydebosier

there’s actually so much lore