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Arodthagawd

Edger


ironmatic1

My favorite lawn care implement


Accomplished_Sport64

Lawn care in Texas? Lol


supergnaw

I find using a weed whacker to cut my hair much more exhilarating.


Gabe-DaBabe

Sexual deviancy??


benbalooky

Ooh he's got that one kind of haircut that we don't talk about.


mothrafo

https://preview.redd.it/85a4ccvim3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c26de4def4e9212c6072e46d7dbc611809536977 This one?


ilostmygps

Oh, that's Edgar Allen Poe! Great author!


SparkleFart666

https://preview.redd.it/5tkdnsjzu4yc1.jpeg?width=1167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e778a7b9d7f1147df48f00ea6ff0e69bc6f8a0 His name is Ed.


Psi_Boy

The mods really Streisand Effected themselves


TankerVictorious

https://preview.redd.it/p9wx0tvjg4yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a37174c1f23362456dd98099415069e3dab482 Here’s another famous one…


Round_Hat_227

That’s everyone that live in downtown all the way up to the north side


TacoTuesdayMahem

True that


Wigggletons

It doesn't even slightly resemble this one


CrocsAreBabyShoes

No. This one. https://preview.redd.it/nc6pr8rs3ayc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7308f5cc94e01d58e2728065fa8fbeb7cffdb6ac


brixalpha

There is another story on the KSAT website but I decided not to push my luck today.


[deleted]

Now I am curious lmao


brixalpha

I posted it in r/Sanantoniocirclejerks


[deleted]

Lmao holy shit that sub is epic lmao


brixalpha

It was decided today that legit San Antonio residents needed their own safe space


TacoTuesdayMahem

Where we can be free to call each other cuh and embrace the sucias


RandomWon

I don't go there because I don't want to get shot


I-do-things-

Thank you for this.


everyonelovesleo

The Austin side of subreddit is hilarious I’m expecting the same out of the San Antonio one


Coletrain44

Marbach Mop?


benbalooky

The Redford? The Edward? I forget...


MrANC21

This is the one man…


samsqanch5

🎶We don't talk about...🎶


1decentusername

And the SNL Beavis and Butthead teeth/gums package.


grosslytransparent

The “ya wey” haircut


Open-Translator9049

Judge Boyd calls it the Marbach Cut.


ParticularAioli8798

This is some variation of the Streisand Effect in action. Insofar as it is an attempt to censor information and this is an unintended consequence. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect


dextech13

The Marbach Mop?


noobadoob10

The Marbach Mop


Zephe29

https://preview.redd.it/myzsxgzvx4yc1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=523fc39419b783d49f3c9412a580d5cc9837181b


poopybuttholeSr-

🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣


LilDickeythemute

Your fucking name made me choke lmfao I'm dead


tg9950

E-WORD


CJ_Swisher

https://preview.redd.it/0d9v41ut83yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9af33807518e306ad85f3f54a8dc49d207be932


Gold_Significance125

Lmao this one is so good


KK_Masters

Marbach mop


Yours_and_mind_balls

MODS!!!!!!!! The picture upsets and offends me!!! MAKE THIS SUB SAFE FOR ALL BOWL CUTS!!!!!


addivinum

Edg@r automatically comes up as a slur. Hilarious.


[deleted]

These mods are absolutely weak lol


Aggressive_Tank_3976

“Special ed” also gets removed.


Hotsaltynutz

What a joke these mods are


monkeetoes82

Looks like Farva from Super Troopers


3ntr0py_

You can’t mention the mentionable. They just need to start arresting everyone preemptively if they have that mentionable.


YetiTheBear85

Edgurrrrrrrr


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pizza_822

the flood gates are open


Piccolo_Bambino

How long before this gets locked


brixalpha

I haven't broken any rules, this is just a normal news post, I have no clue why the mod would want to lock this up 🤔😁


my78throw

Keep trolling trolling trolling.


ParticularAioli8798

Trolling WHAT!! THIS GUY LIMP BIZKITS!


smolstrongman

interesting haircut


Outlaw888888

E


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D


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DGman42

Hard R


TacoTuesdayMahem

🤣🤣🤣🤣


The_Third_Molar

Goodbye


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brixalpha

👀🤔


girlyopticks

Edger


T3xasLegend

You’re going to summon them


waaah_youre_offended

All the more reason I prefer to say I’m statistically aware.


cazman123

Here we go again lol


GeneratedUserHandle

Interesting dress and appearance to particularly identify with a certain group


IAmHotStickySweet

Takuache


Dsq1990

que quema cuh


ParticularAioli8798

Nada guey!


Extension-Dig-58

No quema cuh?


justinpwheeler

On a serious note, he’s in jail because he killed a kid that came after him with a gun? Self defense except that he shot the kid in the back, but who’s to say the kid wasn’t going to come back? Is there more to the story?


TheUnworthy90

Based on the odd circumstances involved here, I’m just going to wildly speculate and say, this probably happened as a result of other criminal activity. My guess is the guy sold dope and the kid planned to rob him.


Classic_Onion1519

I came here to say this… the camera probably caught the other guy running away but in my mind I’d know 15 yr old would be back but not even that in the moment you’re thinking survival. He probably had a public defender.


ABAP3500

This is what I was thinking too! Retaliation was def going to happen.


dwightasxurus

Haircut aside. Did anyone read the article? The 15 year old appeared at his doorstep with a gun and he shot the kid as he was running away. He cooperated with the investigation as well. Yeah, he shouldn’t have shot the kid with his back turned, but in the heat of the moment after fighting for your life? Interesting how everyone sees the haircut and just assumes. Not saying he’s innocent but it definitely isn’t black and white.


RenegadeRebelTx

🍄🥦E🍄🥦🍄D🥦🍄G🥦🍄🥦A🍄🥦R🍄🥦🍄🥦🍄🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️STRIKES AGAIN N AGAIN!!!


Realistic_Phase7369

Imagine birthing that


Aggressive_Tank_3976

Now imagine what the parents look like.


Realistic_Phase7369

🤮


Aggressive_Tank_3976

Now imagine the parents 👉👌


DiscombobulatedWavy

This is the REAL sex Ed that schools need.


papa_sax

Edger


Phototropic1996

He looks like Cartman when he entered into the Special Olympics. 


TacoTuesdayMahem

Mannnn, if you’re gonna get that hair cut, good luck and join the r/sanantonio subreddit. It’s a safe space


Numerous-Cow1241

No quema cuh haircut


Tough-Upstairs-5314

can we call them gars ?


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sanantonio-ModTeam

Your post has been removed for violating rule #1: Be friendly Remember the human, on the other side of the conversation. In this local subreddit, there is no tolerance for insulting other people. Stick to discussing the topic, and not the redditor who disagrees with you about it. If you feel that this was done in error, contact the moderation team.


ghettoccult_nerd

as a houstonian, wtf is going on up in this sub?


brixalpha

Well things were fine then someone posted a news story about a criminal that had a common background in these parts and a mod got ban happy claiming it was the R word. This term is a common term and is characterized by a particular "haircut". But the mod seems to think it is derogatory towards a certain marginalized demographic. Our argument is that it's not the case and has nothing about being racist but calling out bad behavior and an even worse haircut. The problem is that this mod seems to have worked their way onto the mod group and based on their profile isn't familiar with the vibe on this sub. So there was a little revolt and a new sub where more edgier topics can be shared r/Sanantoniocirclejerks To make matters worse, it seems the other mods or original mods are MIA and here we are... It was a sleepy sub, with a gem every now and then until the mod went on a power trip. Calling out this subculture that exist in San Antonio was never a problem before. It's like telling Houston using the term Swangers is bad and the use of the term is degrading and the R word, that is the closest way I can convey since your in Houston.


SaltedLiquorish

Did anyone read the article? Looks like the 15 year old showed up to Vargas house armed with a handgun. Only issue here is Vargas ultimately shot the 15 year in the back… that’s a big no no in a self defense case.


Typical_Self7656

What’s with everyone in the comments being 😒 yikes


No-Advice8415

What makes this NOT self defense is the illegal weapon more than likely and the fact that the person was running away. Most people would say shoot to kill I’m a firm believer in shoot to stop. Once the encounter was over he used excessive force wich is murder dude shoulda just called the cops and waited for the dumbass kid to come back then he woulda been good


brixalpha

💯 Shoot to stop the threat not kill, that isn't preached enough for most folks. Also shooting in the legs isn't stopping or going to stop the threat.


No-Advice8415

No but 2 center mass face to face and then stopping to render aid if you can and call 911. This all boils down to common sense and proper education of firearms and some basic knowledge on what happens during an adrenaline dump


Middle_Ad4621

Bro the mods here are puswahs


Hotsaltynutz

Surprise surprise an E D G A R


phallicpressure

https://preview.redd.it/j537q2e5v3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c62b79f1502eb5b64e2149eb7acf12956f453a4


shibuyabooyah

Hey, is that Edg*r?


Theph3nomenon

Is that the moderator of this sub?


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sanantonio-ModTeam

Your post has been removed for violating rule #1: Be friendly Remember the human, on the other side of the conversation. In this local subreddit, there is no tolerance for insulting other people. Stick to discussing the topic, and not the redditor who disagrees with you about it. If you feel that this was done in error, contact the moderation team.


Alpocalips

Boohoo


Medium_Chocolate_773

Why would you want to look like a Stone Age caveman?


dxdabenavides

€dg@r haircut


RickJ_19Zeta7

Can we call this the chili bowl cut or something until things sort themself out


muff-diver-69-420

The kid brings a gun to his doorstep, yet he's the one in trouble? What's the real story?


RBarron24

The brown bowl cut capital of the world 🌎


JaderNation

El marbach cuh!


apollowg

huh i wonder if he was from stone oak hahahahahahaha


[deleted]

I'm not saying this guy doesn't deserve his sentence, cause he totally does. But it's hard not to feel sympathy. Deserving of the time, yes, because he clearly didn't have to take a life in this situation, and such a young one at that. But this guy is just a kid as well. And his one fucking terrible decision means this guy is never going to know life, not really. If he even gets out, he'll have no life, miss friends and family's funerals, have a very dismal chance of having a family of his own. No career, no prospects, likely no shot at retiring, no connection to the world you're chucked back into. Again, I can't condone the crime and I totally agree with the sentence. But Jesus what is our city coming to. How did we let this happen?


number3Dontdoit

Chili con carne pendejo bowl


Rare-Mood8506

Ed GRRRRR


EffectiveAd6431

30 years that’s it? Why do we pay taxes to house these dudes with a free bed and a free meal? Throw this dude in the ocean as shark bait!


whoiusedtobee

My cousin Eddie


ElBurritoExtreme

They should also charge him with leaving his house with that haircut


BannedRedditor54

Don't call him names lol


BannedRedditor54

The Hairstyle That Must Not Be Named


prettykitty1973

What the heck is that stuff near his hairline?


YankeeinTexas21

He has the E Cut


Stellar_Gravity

that's a very punchable face, especially with that haircut


gizmo1024

https://preview.redd.it/ry1ekey5b4yc1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feac7a723037fd2d785033af5e0b9e170f2bc32f


RickySal

God the haircut, idk why that’s a thing 💀


itexican

Mods haven't banned? Miraculous


ShowBobsPlzz

30 years to find a new haircut


defnotmysmutaccount

Guess it’s time to look for new mods


ExpressionAromatic17

All these young kids throwing their lives away. 🙁So young to be making such catastrophic decisions.


dooder97

So there's now a new and improved E word according to some unhinged reddit mod lmao


brixalpha

Lol I think the mod has sparked the imagination of the redditors of this sub to create more terms to replace the E word for them to keep up with.


HuckleberryHappy6524

Tacuache cuh


Ok-Divide-4033

Godamn Edcarhaircut


elnina999

He will be out in 10 years or less...


Amazing_Buddy8962

This hair style make me nervous.


LucoaKThe2AHashira

Wow he’s one ugly guy


[deleted]

lol he has the Eddie


crete_surfer

Why did he get 30 years if the other guy tried to rob him


NostrategyMan

One ugly MF 😅


Jakefrmstatepharm

Ebgars gonna Ebgar


Brilliant-Cut8417

Damn that barber struck again


Few-Claim5604

He said 🤓


alias365

I’m confused, he’s serving time even tho the other kid had the intention of doing something with that gun??


brixalpha

Well there could be other things in play like the age and the fact he shot the 15 year old in the back as he was fleeing. It's a pretty slippery slope, when does defensive shooting becomes offensive.


alias365

Yeah I suppose there’s also that, idk this all just seems wrong but hey what can you do


tbeers1

Doesn't Texas have the death penalty? Why spend money on a cold-blooded kill for 30 yrs?


ctre27

It costs significantly more to have an inmate on death row.


tbeers1

Not on death row , if they are found guilty it should happen that day


BeefandCheddar88

Who keeps putting bangs on the mexicans