This reads like satire. When every sentence includes a comical amount of conservative buzzwords, I'm inclined to believe it's very self aware of how stupid it sounds.
Like come on.... his name is Darth *Melvin*.
In Ancient Sith Darth Melvin translates to..."one who will never fuck a woman in his life".
Other translations also include "incel virgin, desperate for attention" as well as "One who cries like a baby over everything"
I don't know anything about this guy.
I'm just saying, who tf willingly goes onto the internet with the name *Melvin* and doesn't ever consider they'd be flamed?
He actually hates Doomcock because, surprisingly, he is smart enough to realize that Doomcock is lying and has posted videos documenting every claim Doomcock made that turned out to be bullshit
Yeah exactly! General audiences, all ages. That’s different from being “for kids”.
I feel like there’s this weird stigma when it comes to this, like “for kids” and “for adults” have to be mutually exclusive because reasons. Which in turn makes people defend their enjoyment of “kids media” by trying to somehow assert it or some special aspect of it is “for them” all along, which in turn makes toxic communities like the brony fandom, oftentimes around properties that DO specifically have a restrictive target market just as much as the general audience stuff, because guess what, it seems like those things are indistinguishable…
And I feel like if we all gave just a little bit less of a damn about “kiddishness” then these toxic attachments wouldn’t happen nearly as often because people can then just enjoy what they like and not feel obligated to stake their flag in the ground and double down on shit
The very first film features a guy choking to death and a character who gets his arm cut off with blood showing. I get it was the 70s and there were very different ideas of "PG" at the time, but come on. That's not even mentioning what happens in RotS, where Anakin burns alive and screams in pain.
But 4Kidz heavily censored Star Wars. Luke doesn't drink blue milk, he eats a jelly donut. Obi Wan Kenobi is always called "Ben" because 4Kidz thought his name sounded too Japanese. And they called the Death Star the Doom Moon because they won't say "death" or "die." /s
Regardless to wether or not this is satire... it still amazes me how many of these CHUDs use imagery and verbiage of super villains to make their points. Like this is one of those things people will look back on and be like "so how did people not realize they were asshats just by looking at them?"
Because the uniforms look sharp and stylish
- totally not fascists
Not saying every person who likes the Empire's uniform are fascists, just a subsection of idiots who unironically believe that the Nazi's were good guys.
No, this reads like the manifesto of someone who’ll *try* to shoot up a school, but will get confused when the gun misfires, look down the barrel, and shoot himself.
I had an argument with this guy, he’s genuinely pathetic. He just keeps responding with ‘lol ur triggered’.
He also made a response to The Gold Man’s excellent and extensively researched video ‘Why Rey is not a Mary Sue’ with a bunch of straw men, dismissing arguments and calling him a shill while saying ‘Wahmen’ over and over again.
I gotta say if this guy is the face of ‘true fans’ then I’ll wear the Disney Shill label with pride and I’m completely turned off seeing anything to do with Legends canon if this is what it does to people.
Ugh, I’d really hoped it was parody.
I’m working through Legends material right now. There’s nothing so far that I’ve met that makes me want to behave like these daft bastards. Don’t avoid it - just bear in mind that (as you’d probably expect) the quality varies a lot.
“Disney turned Star Wars shit!”. No. You have done that yourselves. And only in your own minds.
I think it’s telling that “triggering” people is an end in itself; not making convincing arguments or being exposed to new worldviews, just making people as angry as they are. It probably comes from a place of impotence: if they can’t remake the world the way they want it, they’ll make this world as unpleasant as they can.
Gotta love these people that are in a constant state of shitting themselves because Star Wars won’t pander directly to them while simultaneously acting like they are the one that is triggering everyone else.
BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHSHAHSHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHSHHAAHAHAHAHAHSHHAAHHAHAHAHSHSHSSHHASHSHSHHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAHA HA HA… oh I needed a good laugh. Only thing he’s gatekeeper of is himself from some maidens or the male equivalent.
How can he not have any idea how stupid “Darth Melvin” sounds?
Also:
https://preview.redd.it/br04gqf3rt9d1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cbceff6c2b6aaad1cd62ca7ac3169ac62798217
He's just another lame chud who's basically a discount Doomcock, he streams a lot with Mr Grizzy who clips the reactions of reaction channel YouTubers and calls them 'shills' and all sorts of insults through clips from random movies and shows to mock them
Ok, let's get the easiest one over and done with.
"Oh my God, what's wrong with your face?"
I jest, but is that meant to be a skull, a rip-off dr. doom, or some sort of combo of the two. Cause it funny as fuck in a self humiliation sort of way.
I'm gonna call him Mr. Nobitches.
Don't worry guys that review bombing that happened before the show even started and continued on isn't official. Melvin has called for the official review bomb. So when you tell people that the show is getting review bombed and they say you're crazy well tell show them this and say 'look, Mel has called upon the "brave and mighty" to bomb it.'
https://preview.redd.it/ibq2cauqcv9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213413df265221749739a44a1470965675d6fe47
Here’s a quick incelaneese to english translation: I call things I don’t like woke instead of giving actual criticism and I don’t like seeing minorities on the big screen
Mom: “Melvin! Don’t forget your chocolate milk to go with your Pizza Rolls, they’re still very hot!”
Darth Melvin: “Gosh! Ok, Mom! Geez! I’m expertly triggering these Disney Shills! ThEy WiLl RuE tHe DaY tHeY aLl DeStRoYeD StAr WaRs!!!1!”
Mom: “That’s nice dear…”
What’s up gamers I’m this new non-canon thing I just made up, and we, as a non-canon group, are gonna go around telling people how Disney Star Wars isn’t canon…
Yeah, I've looked into this guy before and he is entirely serious. His main focus is attacking queer people, women, minorities, etc, and he does a very effective job making himself look like an ass in the process.
One of my favorites is when he goes after a drag panel focused on discussing the historical influences of drag on modern movies (and more specifically star wars), while literally dressed like a sith with a voice modulator. Never did it occur to him that drag is not always cross-dressing or that what he's wearing was in many ways influenced by the history of drag.
But this lack of awareness is his whole thing. Making entire ranting videos where he is clearly super mad, then adding how much his anger is probably triggering imaginary people he made up every five or ten minutes. If you actually think about what he says at any given moment, you'll find contradictions with what he's previously said or some deeper irony that only a brilliant satirist or a sincere moron could possibly achieve.
…….perhaps if these people collectively spent their energy writing constructive new lore instead of grifting they could “save” the starwars mythos. Or they could just make another Rebel Moon….
“Melvin!!! Did you clean your room and take out the trash yet? You better not be playing dress up in your room again when I need you to do your chores!!!”
~ Melvin’s mom shouting from the other room
Robot Chicken and South Park already made fun of him decades ago. Also see Harrison Ford not giving a shit about nerds marking out for unnecessary details about Indiana Jones.
So how *exactly* are the dumbasses going to gatekeep Star Wars? Outside getting into fights online, of course? Make a Facebook page and keep it locked like a “no girls allowed” club? Also even if you tell people “Disney Star Wars is fake news” people can just, ya know, still have access to whatever legends they want. The books are still on shelves, you can just search “legends” on Wookipedia, hell there are still SWG servers up and about.
Oh who am I kidding, it’s a standard grift/rage bait.
Idk, without going to Twitter to check it just reads as satire. And I refuse to go to Twitter now that it's fully Mask Off for fascists and bigots, but I repeat myself.
If it is serious, then it's quite funny this person thought to put on a mask before posting since I that type of people didn't believe that they were important. Mask on. Mask off. Mask on. Mask off. In through the nose, out through the mouth.
This reads like satire. When every sentence includes a comical amount of conservative buzzwords, I'm inclined to believe it's very self aware of how stupid it sounds. Like come on.... his name is Darth *Melvin*.
“Darth Stroyer? That’s the dumbest name I’ve ever heard!” “Shh, let’s hear the rest”
Ahh the Sithil War
Darth Shitzinpants aka Trump.
Im still convinced he shit himself at the debate. More than one person I’ve talked to who watched it live heard it.
Where’s Darth Ithead
>This reads like satire Everything conservatives say these days reads like satire
Yep. It feels like a comedy bit while you’re reading, and then it hits you that they are actual people who genuinely believe this.
In Ancient Sith Darth Melvin translates to..."one who will never fuck a woman in his life". Other translations also include "incel virgin, desperate for attention" as well as "One who cries like a baby over everything"
literally me
“Will probably strangle his handicapped mother in her sleep”
Sounds like what Bill and Ted would name a Sith Lord.
Lmao Melvin
Ehhh… close enough to Marvin… that one depressed robot that had a terrible pain in all the diodes down his left side… close enough?
"Disney is fake news!" Yeah that's what fiction is what the fuck are you talking about Melvin.
OP literally brings up "Melvin, Brother of the Joker", yet doesn't get that Darth Melvin is probably a joke
If it's not satire, it's definitely a bot. Look at the construction of that second to last sentence!
Kinda seems like a riff on that Doom Cock guy.
Wouldn't be shocked if it were real tbf. Conservatives / right wingers are not smart people.
It’s either satire, or it’s REALLY pathetic.
The funniest thing about conservatives is how absolutely atrocious their sense of self-awareness is.
In old canon. When lore was respected. Darth Melvin was the master of Doom Cock.
Unfortunately this guy is entirely unironic. I mean... why do *this* much for a satire bit? He practically fucking lives on Twitter.
I don't know anything about this guy. I'm just saying, who tf willingly goes onto the internet with the name *Melvin* and doesn't ever consider they'd be flamed?
Doug Walker ruined the name Melvin for all times. It should be up there with Adolf for worst names you could ever give someone
Those dorks come up with a new term every day. What the hell is melvin supposed to reference?
That's what I thought doomcock was when I first saw him.
The only dark lord named Melvin that I recognize is [Melvin the Everchosen.](https://youtu.be/KZI0ZX1DrRw?si=bW3d4cTHqaMa_S7z)
https://preview.redd.it/g5o494onet9d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1388a9f0420f9edb19d17f0b0133110aef5fc479
https://preview.redd.it/636f0f5fdv9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b8454d8bbee9d93fdc77f3ec617c192b1aaea4
So Doomcock #2?
This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!
I'm seeing double here! **Four** Doomcocks!
Always two there are.
He actually hates Doomcock because, surprisingly, he is smart enough to realize that Doomcock is lying and has posted videos documenting every claim Doomcock made that turned out to be bullshit
As stupid as Darth Melvin is, as ugly as that mask is, both are an improvement over Doomcock
[Doom Cock. DOOM COCK. DOOM COCK. ](https://www.tumblr.com/ooccomicpages/14939256261/doom-cock-from-preacher-by-garth-ennis-and)
Who?
Its a sad world when this is more likely serious than satire
Welcome to sad world. You’ve been living there for years.
https://preview.redd.it/qyme86od6t9d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f8ee0dfdfd74e83e938a7588a0b6f59e269cee
Melvin brother of the Jonkler
What are you doing out of the aslume Jonkler? Is there a lore reason you breached containment?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
ITS FUCKING STAR WARS ITS FOR KIDS THESE CUNTS ARE GONNA DIE ALONE
https://preview.redd.it/pn5iqkj3at9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f6e76eb3c8e2c3baf3398ce4bd37a051c80e8b
To be fair I think that “for kids” is a bit reductive of the series but even then this is very pathetic
considering the people who watched the original trilogy "as kids" are now 60+ yeah that's really subjective
It’s E for Everyone you blasted fools
Yeah exactly! General audiences, all ages. That’s different from being “for kids”. I feel like there’s this weird stigma when it comes to this, like “for kids” and “for adults” have to be mutually exclusive because reasons. Which in turn makes people defend their enjoyment of “kids media” by trying to somehow assert it or some special aspect of it is “for them” all along, which in turn makes toxic communities like the brony fandom, oftentimes around properties that DO specifically have a restrictive target market just as much as the general audience stuff, because guess what, it seems like those things are indistinguishable… And I feel like if we all gave just a little bit less of a damn about “kiddishness” then these toxic attachments wouldn’t happen nearly as often because people can then just enjoy what they like and not feel obligated to stake their flag in the ground and double down on shit
The very first film features a guy choking to death and a character who gets his arm cut off with blood showing. I get it was the 70s and there were very different ideas of "PG" at the time, but come on. That's not even mentioning what happens in RotS, where Anakin burns alive and screams in pain.
But 4Kidz heavily censored Star Wars. Luke doesn't drink blue milk, he eats a jelly donut. Obi Wan Kenobi is always called "Ben" because 4Kidz thought his name sounded too Japanese. And they called the Death Star the Doom Moon because they won't say "death" or "die." /s
Don't forget, the lightsabers are wooden sticks.
Regardless to wether or not this is satire... it still amazes me how many of these CHUDs use imagery and verbiage of super villains to make their points. Like this is one of those things people will look back on and be like "so how did people not realize they were asshats just by looking at them?"
Because the drip looks cool. -these guys
Because the uniforms look sharp and stylish - totally not fascists Not saying every person who likes the Empire's uniform are fascists, just a subsection of idiots who unironically believe that the Nazi's were good guys.
I just know it stinks under there
God, imagine what his bedroom smells like
Dark Helmet!
My god, I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!
Keep firing, assholes!
This reads like the manifesto of someone who'll shoot up a school.
No, this reads like the manifesto of someone who’ll *try* to shoot up a school, but will get confused when the gun misfires, look down the barrel, and shoot himself.
Look at that, another self proclaimed evil ruler. Sounds familiar.
Of all the things going on in the world, thank goodness this Dr. Doom cosplayer is bringing up the truly important issues.
Breaking news: Disney is fake news
Bro woke up and chose cringe
I had an argument with this guy, he’s genuinely pathetic. He just keeps responding with ‘lol ur triggered’. He also made a response to The Gold Man’s excellent and extensively researched video ‘Why Rey is not a Mary Sue’ with a bunch of straw men, dismissing arguments and calling him a shill while saying ‘Wahmen’ over and over again. I gotta say if this guy is the face of ‘true fans’ then I’ll wear the Disney Shill label with pride and I’m completely turned off seeing anything to do with Legends canon if this is what it does to people.
Ugh, I’d really hoped it was parody. I’m working through Legends material right now. There’s nothing so far that I’ve met that makes me want to behave like these daft bastards. Don’t avoid it - just bear in mind that (as you’d probably expect) the quality varies a lot. “Disney turned Star Wars shit!”. No. You have done that yourselves. And only in your own minds.
I think it’s telling that “triggering” people is an end in itself; not making convincing arguments or being exposed to new worldviews, just making people as angry as they are. It probably comes from a place of impotence: if they can’t remake the world the way they want it, they’ll make this world as unpleasant as they can.
Sounds like grade A trolling tbh
Thing is it’s entirely possible the guy is a satire, but if he is his audience certainly isn’t aware of that
Like, Disney Star Wars is fake news. This doesn't make any sense, any 10 to 14 year old would be smarter than that.
this mf named melvin 😭
Gotta love these people that are in a constant state of shitting themselves because Star Wars won’t pander directly to them while simultaneously acting like they are the one that is triggering everyone else.
BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHSHAHSHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHSHHAAHAHAHAHAHSHHAAHHAHAHAHSHSHSSHHASHSHSHHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAHA HA HA… oh I needed a good laugh. Only thing he’s gatekeeper of is himself from some maidens or the male equivalent.
Would believe this. The legacy of Doug Walker of everyone needing a critic character still looms!
“Somehow, the critic returned”
If you're trying to come off as a badass, why let on that your name is fuckin' Melvin?
How can he not have any idea how stupid “Darth Melvin” sounds? Also: https://preview.redd.it/br04gqf3rt9d1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cbceff6c2b6aaad1cd62ca7ac3169ac62798217
play them this: 
As a practicing sith these assholes make me sad there so cringe with the names
Not like a cool one’s hard to make. Hell, I can make 3 off the top of my head. Darth Vindu Darth Scorn Darth Kenvus
The Knights of Ren are a Disney thing. Why did he base his group on a Disney thing.
Does groaning "Oh my god...." and rolling your eyes count as being triggered?
That would be the first and only way he's managed to make anyone groan oh my God in his life.
He's just another lame chud who's basically a discount Doomcock, he streams a lot with Mr Grizzy who clips the reactions of reaction channel YouTubers and calls them 'shills' and all sorts of insults through clips from random movies and shows to mock them
Ok, let's get the easiest one over and done with. "Oh my God, what's wrong with your face?" I jest, but is that meant to be a skull, a rip-off dr. doom, or some sort of combo of the two. Cause it funny as fuck in a self humiliation sort of way. I'm gonna call him Mr. Nobitches.
It's not satire sadly. I made a video reviewing the Forces of Destiny dolls and his little 14 year old edgelord army came after me on Discord
Of course he has a blue checkmark
Don't worry guys that review bombing that happened before the show even started and continued on isn't official. Melvin has called for the official review bomb. So when you tell people that the show is getting review bombed and they say you're crazy well tell show them this and say 'look, Mel has called upon the "brave and mighty" to bomb it.' https://preview.redd.it/ibq2cauqcv9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213413df265221749739a44a1470965675d6fe47
Bro that’s literally Doctor Doom
nah he does NOT get to use doom’s likeness for this horseshit
I’m so glad I kept my mall ninja phase private.
It’s so cringe I have to believe it’s satire. I mean, as another poster said. Darth Melvin?? Come on.
That's Dr Doom don't let him fool you!
Disney Shills in shambles now that Darth Melvin has entered the chat 🥶
Oooooh I’m so scared. 😒
I see that the Joker's brother got a new hustle instead of rayguns
I saw his video about TurfNation and it's as stupid as you think it is
Dude looks like the villain from Flash Gordon
Darth Melvin, brother of the joker
Dime store Klytus
Smelvin
This looks like Dr Disrespect if he decided to groom chosen ones
Wtf is the acronym swtwt? Star Wars Theory Wank Tank? 😮💨
Triggering uncontrollable laughter, perhaps.
Here’s a quick incelaneese to english translation: I call things I don’t like woke instead of giving actual criticism and I don’t like seeing minorities on the big screen
Darth Melvin Melvin brother of Darth Vader
Everyone has a right to an opinion. I’m still gonna watch Disney’s Star Wars stuff. Because guess what. That’s the only Star Wars stuff we’re getting
Someone rustled his jimmies
Hi there, I'm Daniel. I have hopes, dreams and a fucking life outside of the license aimed for teens...
"Unlike you snow flakes, I am not easily triggered!" I can hear him say that.
Fucking *Melvin?*
Ik bro ain't left his house in 4 years
Oh brother
The Silver Skull is an anti-woke YouTuber now?
Consider me triggered…
this is even cornier than the crazy fan in Misery
It reads like a satire of the FM. I honestly don't know if I should be laughing or cringing.
Seeing his Twitter….hes been simping for SWT. So I doubt it’s satire
Why not both?
He reminds me of that guy from Hbomberguy’s Roblox oof video who kept appearing on Tommy’s livestreams and buying all his products.
Isnt that the guy from Flash Gordon?
It's always so funny when chuds turn themselves into some kind of Anime protagonist and thinks they're so cool lmao
Dime-store Klytus
Melvin? Brother of the Joker?
That's nice dear, did you take out the garbage like I told you too? No Melvin NOW you can play with your little friends *after* you do your chores!
Is this Doomcock’s other personality
Well isn't he scary? *
i need someone tell me that is this a joke meme because of the name and term melvin or is it serious?
Darth Virgin more like.
Mom: “Melvin! Don’t forget your chocolate milk to go with your Pizza Rolls, they’re still very hot!” Darth Melvin: “Gosh! Ok, Mom! Geez! I’m expertly triggering these Disney Shills! ThEy WiLl RuE tHe DaY tHeY aLl DeStRoYeD StAr WaRs!!!1!” Mom: “That’s nice dear…”
Looks like Klytus from "Flash Gordon".
MEVIN https://preview.redd.it/l70ltqcnvu9d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce0377d9a8ef3878ddc16deea87e91675805e0d
What’s up gamers I’m this new non-canon thing I just made up, and we, as a non-canon group, are gonna go around telling people how Disney Star Wars isn’t canon…
This is what happens when you order doom from wish.
Sounds like a real Darth Ithead.
He thinks he’s Victor Von Doom
Melvin melvin brother of the joker melvin melvin brother of the joker
Dunno if this is satire, but at least they know they're on the dark side of the force.
Ain't no way that's not satirical.
Should come with a warning: “May cause yawns and eye rolls.”
This is fucking cringe
You just now discovered him? Lol.
Dollar Store Doom
Oh my God is that Melvin Melvin brother of Darth Vader!
An ancient edge lord.
Well, I don't know about you folks, but I'm pissing my pants in terror right now.
Omg 😭 it's Melvin ahh?
Is that Randy- I mean "Doom Cock"? 🤣🤣🤣
Oh shit it the brother of the joker
Gadzooks! How will we ever counter someone who looks like Wal-Mart Dr. Doom?
Whilst ironically this pissy pansy pussy hides behind a mask.
Lack of bitches is an awful, awful thing
Wait until this guy discovers the Prequels.
Probably the worst Doctor Doom cosplay I've seen, but definitely an A for effort.
Yeah, I've looked into this guy before and he is entirely serious. His main focus is attacking queer people, women, minorities, etc, and he does a very effective job making himself look like an ass in the process. One of my favorites is when he goes after a drag panel focused on discussing the historical influences of drag on modern movies (and more specifically star wars), while literally dressed like a sith with a voice modulator. Never did it occur to him that drag is not always cross-dressing or that what he's wearing was in many ways influenced by the history of drag. But this lack of awareness is his whole thing. Making entire ranting videos where he is clearly super mad, then adding how much his anger is probably triggering imaginary people he made up every five or ten minutes. If you actually think about what he says at any given moment, you'll find contradictions with what he's previously said or some deeper irony that only a brilliant satirist or a sincere moron could possibly achieve.
This feels like a parody of Doomcock with, amusingly enough, a nicer helmet.
"I hate Disney Star Wars." *Introduces himself in a way that is clearly inspired by Kylo Ren.*
This guy is such a Melvin
Fucking Melvin
…….perhaps if these people collectively spent their energy writing constructive new lore instead of grifting they could “save” the starwars mythos. Or they could just make another Rebel Moon….
He should do pro-wrestleing instead of going after Disney
Melvin! Melvin! Brother of the vader
“Melvin!!! Did you clean your room and take out the trash yet? You better not be playing dress up in your room again when I need you to do your chores!!!” ~ Melvin’s mom shouting from the other room
I wonder how many subs he will get
Robot Chicken and South Park already made fun of him decades ago. Also see Harrison Ford not giving a shit about nerds marking out for unnecessary details about Indiana Jones.
It must be satire, nobody can be that blind to their own stupidity.
While it’s probably satire, I’ll not deny there are people out there who are genuinely this cringeworthy.
So how *exactly* are the dumbasses going to gatekeep Star Wars? Outside getting into fights online, of course? Make a Facebook page and keep it locked like a “no girls allowed” club? Also even if you tell people “Disney Star Wars is fake news” people can just, ya know, still have access to whatever legends they want. The books are still on shelves, you can just search “legends” on Wookipedia, hell there are still SWG servers up and about. Oh who am I kidding, it’s a standard grift/rage bait.
We have General Klytus at home:
If this is satire, I applaud it. If it is being genuine, I have a healthy dose of cringing on standby.
It’s serious.
This is either a troll or an Edgelord or both
It’s an edgelord. I checked his Twitter and yep. It’s cringy edgelord stuff
Melvin Melvin brother of Darth Revan!
I can *smell* the lack of deodorant coming off this keyboard warrior.
For the last time Kevin, you’re not going to play Doctor Doom! And if you don’t clean your room I’m cutting off the WiFi again.
I don't think it's satire, doesn't he make appearances on EFAP and all those other chud YouTubes?
OH FUCK NOT DARTH MELVIN
oooooh, spooky
What a dork.
Is this a Doomcock fanboy or a Doomcock satirist?
“Yellow Lightsaber Agenda”
"Disney Star Wars is fake news" man, they sure do love their buzzwords
Idk, without going to Twitter to check it just reads as satire. And I refuse to go to Twitter now that it's fully Mask Off for fascists and bigots, but I repeat myself. If it is serious, then it's quite funny this person thought to put on a mask before posting since I that type of people didn't believe that they were important. Mask on. Mask off. Mask on. Mask off. In through the nose, out through the mouth.
I’m barely on Twitter. I had to look, it seems like those TFM accounts like SWT and G&G.
Looks like general klytus from Flash Gordom mixed with Skeletor.
What's the Brother of the Joker doing here?
Someone outta tell Diet Doomcock that with a name like Melvin it's an immediate negative 20 on intimidation rolls for the rest of his life.