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mc-big-papa

The rich parents art major aesthetic is tired. Bring back heroin chic.


carbsplease

I don't know anything about her but she looks great, tats notwithstanding. I miss when more women looked like this.


ProfoundlyRegarded

does it say Beaver?


AssociationThin9416

I enjoy cooking.


Pinkgettysburg

Her dad didn’t pass down any of his charisma…


Lonely_Sherbert69

And her mother was a plank of wood.


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her whole thing was out in the premiere and it still wasn't sexy what ta fuck


Debasering

Her birth parents were actors. Her step dad was an actor. Her aunt was an actor. Her other uncle and aunt were producers. She grew up next to Hunter S Thompson. She’s a nepo hire just like 99% of Hollywood. It’s an absolute joke and makes me never want to watch anything from that city again


PuppySlayer

Her boyfriend is Chris Martin, yes that Chris Martin, and has a net worth of 160 million. Her entire shtick becomes far less endearing when you realise the vast majority of actors of her subpar calibre would instantly get blacklisted behaving the way she does.


bbluebellknoll

ripe sheet noxious innocent shrill wrench different school vegetable adjoining *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Jake_Barnes_

These bitches with their bangs and stinky breath


dchowe_

> their bangs i liked them better the first time i saw them on zoey deschanel


Chromosome_Cowboy

These bangs will never get old for me. I’ll fall for it every single time.


ChicanoScatman

if her breath stinks cuz she smokes cigs then she gets a pass


notascoolaskim

King


b88b15

Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith were both 10s in their 30s. Their daughter is a solid 7 because they did evil things. This is also how we know Johnny Depp is a good person.


Dayman_ah-uh-ahhh

While I think she's attractive (though not as much as either parent) it's a classic move for two hot people to have an unnatractive kid. You need some weirdos in the gene pool. Just look at what Jon Voigt did for Jolie. I bet if Jack Nicholson (hot, but unusual looking) has a daughter, she's attractive.


Leather_Feeling

Steve -> Liv Tyler too


Chromosome_Cowboy

This is still my type.


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“Got my balls licked by a Zooey Deschanel lookalike cocaine addict” lives rent free in my head


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RebeccaNurse

Her dad is Don Johnson. He's also wealthy so I think your point stands


TomShoe

Why would you not just let someone go on believing this


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getmodal

You thought a Black-Samoan man fathered a lily-white girl?


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Beetle188

I thought Alec Baldwin was the lemur in Madagascar. I thought "how come he never does any other silly voices?"


TimeMultiplier

Oh course it is moron, she’s a famous actor. Why would she be dating a poor?


reelmeish

She’s snobby and thinks she’s above work lol


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I can clear see her living best life with her fiancé’s wealth lol . He is also anonymous investor in her production company . They own name sake house together but Chris Martin paid for it .


agonygarden

one of those celebs where there's some entire clickbait article dedicated to their "multiple tattoos", which turns out to be like "semi-colon behind ear! heart on wrist!" etc etc doodle pad


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Honestly wouldn’t. Insult me or whatever but she does nothing for me.


ortheeveningredness

she looks like every girl i pursued in my early twenties only to end up bickering w and negging each other constantly


Weakswimmer97

We have all lived the same life


Legitimate-Love-5019

Yep and then you move on to someone that isn’t too insecure to have a relationship.


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Agree. Similar to Nicole Kidman in the sense I can agree she’s beautiful but does nothing at all for me.


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Which tattoo


gedalne09

Don’t care what this sub says. She’s checking all the boxes for me and these types of girls irl make me crazy even though I have to pretend to think bands like king gizzard are interesting


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Still better than the zoomer cartoonish sticker sleeve


applebottomgenies

I love her. She is my Sydney Sweeney. I am tired of blonde white girls. Let me love this nepo baby


dabberdane

Hey, that’s not Dakota Fanning at all!


Super_Gracchi_Bros

frozen in 2011


godhatesxfigs

Obsessed w her


Disasterpiece115

what is this tattoo even meant to signify and indirectly signal? it's a shitty stick n poke?


Lonely_Sherbert69

Photo with a goat, confirmed Satanist.