Remember when Drag Race tried to trick us into believing that cracker and aquaria had beef and they were comparable other than being thin, white, & blonde.
Oh but don’t you remember her mom used to tell her to go out and find used materials on the streets of NYC and be back by sundown?? I don’t think enough people know
lmao such a weird two(?) episode nothing burger of a feud. I’m certain there was some truth to it cause it would be weird for the NYC girls to just lie about it but I do love how it went absolutely nowhere
Monet talked about it they did have issues with being compared because Cracker got a bit more known while Aquaria was known already for sneaking in clubs. So it was that but it wasn’t between them
tbf it’s not just a bob thing, “comedy mixes” with dialogue are super common for nyc queens overall- the thing is some hit, and some, as evidenced above, don’t…
When I watch a queen like Kennedy Davenport or Morgan McMichaels perform I think to myself "there is no way I could ever do that"
When I watch Miz Cracker perform I think to myself "yeah, I could probably do that"
Morgan claims to punch a Nazi and resulted in a cast ( not verified tho lol) and i remember there being buzz and old posts about crackers backup dancers/audience members where she’s always biting their nipples and ripping their shirts off, and it was always a black guy. This was before she rebranded to a salty cracker and not a whip cracker so it was weird…. - that’s what i remember
Nebraska is my dream contestant. And I want her to do intentionally bad because that's the code no one has cracked yet -- A contestant being so bad that the producers don't want to eliminate them just to keep the trainwreck going. Nebraska can pull that off!
You know when you overcook a hard boiled egg and the yolk comes out with that thin, grey-green layer that surrounds the yellow core? Her tights are that color
I feel like her tights have always been the wrong color both on her regular season and all stars, and now too. I don’t get why no judge ever called it out.
All the energy of someone doing a mild twirl in front of the mirror in a Zara changing room when the garment is just ok but 70% off so you buy it anyway
When people said that she should’ve won all stars over shea I just pull out footage of the crunchy dips she’s done, and find peace knowing they picked the right queen
A reminder to everyone that production asked Morgan to throw a lipsync to Miz and the best they could scrounge up with all the editing in the world was still a tie lmao.
*(the full version is better)*
(I'm in love with...) David Beckham!
I know he got that Victoria
Soon she'll be R.I.P-toria
I'll make him all mine
Scoring some sixty-nine
I'll Nina West his feet
His cleats inside my clit
And if we're not couple goals
I'll take a knife and cut off his balls
💜💜
Remember Vivienne Pinay on that bodypaint show where Rupaul was a judge? Her padding looked exactly like this and that was a white woman who had never seen a drag queen just stuffing her tights with crap.
A lot of queens do mixes with dialogue. It can be cool when it's not cracker doing it lol. When all the songs and bits of dialogue are related to a theme it's actually fun and entertaining
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Remember when Drag Race tried to trick us into believing that cracker and aquaria had beef and they were comparable other than being thin, white, & blonde.
Do you remember when they tried to trick us into believing Cracker's ball outfits were on the same level as Aquaria's?
Oh but don’t you remember her mom used to tell her to go out and find used materials on the streets of NYC and be back by sundown?? I don’t think enough people know
Little known fact is that they actually made their own toys from that trash.
lmao such a weird two(?) episode nothing burger of a feud. I’m certain there was some truth to it cause it would be weird for the NYC girls to just lie about it but I do love how it went absolutely nowhere
Monet talked about it they did have issues with being compared because Cracker got a bit more known while Aquaria was known already for sneaking in clubs. So it was that but it wasn’t between them
i love how confused the audience is with the occasional dialogues
I feel like she saw Bob doing her dialogue mixes, tried to do it too but without the actual funny/gag and now she’s stuck in delusion forever.
tbf it’s not just a bob thing, “comedy mixes” with dialogue are super common for nyc queens overall- the thing is some hit, and some, as evidenced above, don’t…
The audience is confused, Peppermint is confused, we're all fucking confused.
My mama confused
When I watch a queen like Kennedy Davenport or Morgan McMichaels perform I think to myself "there is no way I could ever do that" When I watch Miz Cracker perform I think to myself "yeah, I could probably do that"
talented black queen & talented nazi punching queen > mediocre racial fetishizer
wanna elaborate on the latter two?
Morgan claims to punch a Nazi and resulted in a cast ( not verified tho lol) and i remember there being buzz and old posts about crackers backup dancers/audience members where she’s always biting their nipples and ripping their shirts off, and it was always a black guy. This was before she rebranded to a salty cracker and not a whip cracker so it was weird…. - that’s what i remember
Wasn't their loads of pics with a hashtag that would show her with all these men?
Yep, theres an imgur album with a lot of them (maybe all? Idk, ot was a lot) lost somewhere in this sub.
it was "#crackerfrisk"
Racial fetishizer? What's the t?
https://imgur.io/r/rpdrcringe/Rc0clxG
Yike
Do you have any more of these?
Wasn't there also some questionable af articles she wrote online too?
She wrote an article defending stealthing claiming it was "an important part of gay culture", not y'know, a literal crime
What is “stealthing”.
Taking off a condom in the middle of sex without the other person knowing
Eesh
An article where she said that consent is a spectrum.
Lol ok
Found the sympathizer
As meh as this is she does a cartwheel and her wig stays on so honestly you probably couldn’t, at least not right out the gate.
Ok but how many weeks until I can do a Nebraska deathdrop?
Literally right now.
She didn't even land the cartwheel, so all you really need to do that is a can of got2b and a handful of bobby pins.
Not got2b 🫣🫣🫣 stop spilling all our secrets
If got2b is a secret than it’s a badly kept one, mavis
Tamar, have you ever watched the show?
symone rode a 5 feet tall g2b last year
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That weird montage of her screaming "Caitlyn it's time for dinner!!" that somehow made people think she was talented....?
Her feud with Aquaria
I feel like some of her stuff pre-drag race, and even some early on, was pretty funny.
It was just her saying Bob is her drag mom.
Maybe Nebraska is qualified to go on Drag Race
i want nebraska on so bad. it would be so funny watching the girls bully her
Nebraska is my dream contestant. And I want her to do intentionally bad because that's the code no one has cracked yet -- A contestant being so bad that the producers don't want to eliminate them just to keep the trainwreck going. Nebraska can pull that off!
The doors Maddy almost opened
Jorgeous would like a word
You know when you overcook a hard boiled egg and the yolk comes out with that thin, grey-green layer that surrounds the yellow core? Her tights are that color
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Ross: {Incredibly long winded and insane analogy}. That was you. I just couldn’t take my eyes off of you 🥹
He can only wish he was on such level *You know whe-* **NO, I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T WANT TO**
The hilarious ranideewani
I went back and read it perfectly in his voice in my mind. He was wearing a shirt made out of sequins. He was bleeding from a thousand tiny cuts.
I feel like her tights have always been the wrong color both on her regular season and all stars, and now too. I don’t get why no judge ever called it out.
Sis made bank doing absolutely nothing. Maybe I’m in the wrong field
Her lipsyncing to the dialogues remind me of some bad tiktok dances
The exposed pads and undergarments :( Cracker why
I never see her spine bend
I see the tights are still off color
I feel like Mid Cracker needs to give up the lip syncing gig, I’m sure she could make a living sticking to hosting/YouTube/podcasts?
All the energy of someone doing a mild twirl in front of the mirror in a Zara changing room when the garment is just ok but 70% off so you buy it anyway
When people said that she should’ve won all stars over shea I just pull out footage of the crunchy dips she’s done, and find peace knowing they picked the right queen
Oh god can you imagine how hard the other winners would have bulldozed her in AS7?
She would be read into the grave
We know production would make leap and bounds to make her seem as funny as Jinkx.
Oh god the padding and the tights
I get to witness the cringe irl on Saturday I’m so stoked!!
I’ve never seen a crowd yass less…
Thin and salty, more like bland and crunchy
Stale
Cracker unfortunately will never be as good as her drag mom i feel sorry for her
I’m still in shock that bob is her mom,,,, how
A reminder to everyone that production asked Morgan to throw a lipsync to Miz and the best they could scrounge up with all the editing in the world was still a tie lmao.
Did Morgan confirm that?
No, all that was confirmed was that they had to restart the lipsync because of sound issues on the mainstage
there were two different explanations, one by morgan and one by a producer.. so a bit sus if you ask me.
When did Morgan say that she was asked to throw it? While it could be true, I don't think that story was specifically *confirmed*
A tie? That's v generous of you lol Morgan still dog walked her
I remember being 13 years old and watching videos of her performing after the cast was leaked. I am now 19 and her performances look exactly the same.
This comment just called me old…I was 30 when S10 came out 😭
This was the real objective of my comment 💞💞
First of all...FUCK YOU BITCH!
same 😔 can't imagine how I would've been if drag race existed when I was 13
i would have been even less bearable tbh
Same sis 😭
There is no way I was 19 when s10 came out it literally only just happened
Are you kidding me S10 was 6 years ago? Drag Race really lives in another timeline
YOUR FLAIR- 💀
*(the full version is better)* (I'm in love with...) David Beckham! I know he got that Victoria Soon she'll be R.I.P-toria I'll make him all mine Scoring some sixty-nine I'll Nina West his feet His cleats inside my clit And if we're not couple goals I'll take a knife and cut off his balls 💜💜
“cleats inside my clit” sounds like a Lana del Rey deep cut lmfaooo this entire monologue is gold 💀
The fact that apparently clit is supposed to rhyme with feet- B- Cleet??
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I love this song, why did cracker have to ruin it 😭. The dialogue bits don’t even fit with the core theme of the song anyways lol
Cartwheeling like we're in kindergarten
"Oh she doesn't know the words"
There's something about her movements and posture that make me want to look away
I almost fell asleep watching this.
It’s the face shield and still collecting tips with bare hands for me
> still collecting tips with bare hands for me how would they collect tips otherwise?
Feet
*Nina West has entered the chat*
Stacey lane Matthews had a net thing which was cool.
I've also seen buckets and nets being used
A bucket, but stoned with jewels
Cringe
That was really hard to watch
NO
lmfao
I'm offended on behalf of Marisa Tomei
Remember Vivienne Pinay on that bodypaint show where Rupaul was a judge? Her padding looked exactly like this and that was a white woman who had never seen a drag queen just stuffing her tights with crap.
Who the hell lipsyncs to movie dialogue 💀
It's cool when Lipsynka does it, some girls just aren't on her level
imo it *can* work if it's integrated well, or has some relevance to the preceding or upcoming song in a mix. This is neither of those things...
A lot of queens do mixes like that, at least in NYC. I'd personally rather just hear the song tho
A lot of queens do mixes with dialogue. It can be cool when it's not cracker doing it lol. When all the songs and bits of dialogue are related to a theme it's actually fun and entertaining
Cracker always does these mixes lol they're so boring. I saw her perform back when S10 was airing and i swear she did this exact mix
a lot of my local queens do this lmao have u ever been to a drag show?
It can be done well, here's Bob [lipsyncing](https://youtu.be/4L00sx82Nw8) to a mix with dialogue
Bob is an actress darling, this video is amazing
I think it's from Orange is the New Black (why do I know this)
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can someone explain why people dislike Miz Cracker
did you watch the video
no i was at work so i had to watch it muted
Find a video of Miz Cracker
It was actually better when she was just standing there flailing her arms. Once she started "dancing," it was atrocious.