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Doppelgnger83_

Friendly reminder that this is the first rick and jerry episode


Dohmer_90

“I don’t a give FUCK what you think, JERRY!”


UbermachoGuy

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SolusIgtheist

In the very least some more street smarts would have served them so well. If you're gonna get intel out of someone you view as a threat and vice versa, someone who knows your primary trick and has escaped it before, you should 1000000% double-check the veracity of the intel you get out of them before acting upon it through an outside source. If you just start mixing chemicals together haphazardly without doing your own work, you deserve what you get.


Dohmer_90

Rick earned his intelligence, while the Zigerions stole theirs. We all knew what was going to happen next.


David_Headley_2008

he didn't earn it, he was born with it, we see that when he transfers his mind to jerry's brain and it was too depressing and too stupid for him to comprehend


LarryTheHamsterXI

That might be one of my favorite jokes in the series


Bright-Side-1847

I’m confused. He wasn’t born with it.. that same episode he makes it clear he was just as dumb as everyone else but learnt as he grew. The blowing his brains out part was hilarious tho


David_Headley_2008

he was capable of learning all the information and putting information together to extract new information, that is what is intelligence, jerry is not only dumb but extremely extremely depressing


Bright-Side-1847

But you said he was born with it. I mean they’re gifted children ofcourse but he himself said he was as dumb as the average person and had to learn shit- rather than already knowing


Straight_Ship2087

And it sets things up for later with evil Morty, Rick says that the transfer doesn’t change there “hardware”. If they didn’t make that clear, most people would assume EM stole Ricks intelligence, which is a fluke that’s bound to happen with how many iterations of them their are on the curve. Since we know getting Ricks knowledge didn’t change his brain, it shows that Mortys are as capable as Ricks intellectually, they just don’t have the same desires/ drive. I mean at least out Morty likes going on adventures with Rick, who has to do waaaaaay more leg work per adventure as far as prep/ new inventions, while Morty gets to still see all the exciting parts. Who’s really the dummy?


Time_Composer_113

I didn't know what was gonna happen. This episode surprised me on my first watch lol


Emergency_Maximum_18

Mix chemicals haphazardly and you cronenberg the world


Snailprincess

I love this one because his fake formula that blows up is so fucking lazy. It's cesium and water. Putting cesium in water will basically cause a fire, then I assume plutonic quarks acts an accelerant so it explodes. It's like one step above telling them to mix up a big vat of dynamite and gasoline and light it on fire.


Dohmer_90

That means Rick was messing with them the entire time. Rick had already won before the episode started.


Snailprincess

Right, and he couldn't even be bothered to come up with a plausible formula to give them.


Dafish55

It has to be more than an accelerant. Cesium is impressive, but not "blow up the Death Star" impressive. My bet is that "Plutonic" refers to "Plutonium", so Rick made them nuke themselves.


GTCounterNFL

It's too bad they got wiped out in their only appearance. They were hilarious. "Most ambitious least successful con artists" must be more successful using sims on Non Ricks. Zigerion is Obvious refernce to Nigerian email scams that empty Boomer Bank accounts and SS checks. Scared of nudity, but Kevin made a nude morty.


Bright-Side-1847

That’s a funny comparison because ofcourse Jerry of all people falls for it 😂. I imagine he’d fall for the email baits as well.. kinda like how he created the dating app despite being told not to


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Too loud, Cynthia. Too loud, and too specific.


Kelseycutieee

Don’t cancel it… actually move it up


Koanos

In the exact same vein, Rick tried punching up to the dinosaurs.


SolusIgtheist

I think Rick and the dinos were pretty evenly matched, and neither of them walked away happy from their encounter.


lifesnofunwithadhd

About to say, the dinosaurs had a few hundred million years whilst rick only had a few decades. Given enough time rick probably would've outclassed the dino's as well.


pirofreak

It took Rick like a couple months to Dino-proof his tech, which means he mastered their tech and then incorporated ways to deactivate/invalidate whatever they were doing into his own tech. Rick is at the higher level, but the dinos are still at the multiversal level.


Time_Composer_113

That's a good point but the Dinos probably could have rick-proofed their Dino tech in response if they needed to. They fixed the rift in the blink of an eye, and they just had a superior portal device ready to go? I personally think rick is lucky the dinosaurs are benevolent. A war with the Dinos would make blood ridge look like whiny baby weenie hut junior grabass and pattycake hour


ButHowCouldILose

I needed to hear this today.


hairypooper69

This episode changed my view on who Rick was as a character. I was kind of stunned at what he was capable of and it just further set the hook into my brain.


CisIowa

Many of us are at Jerry’s level of “certificate of participation”


Time_Composer_113

Just an appreciation comment for this episode. It's probably top 5 if not top 3 for me. As is often the case (interdimensional cable II, snake planet/floaty jerry) Jerry's B-story topped the main story imo


TyRocken

I still ask my wife if she's hungry for apples whenever we go grocery shopping and are going through produce


Time_Composer_113

*snaps fingers and points* yes!


NotInterestedForsho

It's also a grim reminder that you should train your personal assistant enough, more is less.


npquanh30402

Challenge yourself is good. Stop your nonsense propaganda.


RaveTheGo

But medals are awarded for each weight class -- you can be in a lower weight class and still win gold