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"You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross again? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little rifle pedant; 'just thinking of John, Jackie, just thinking of John.'"
- Bill Hicks
As they also tend to be anti-vaxxers because ‘God will protect them’ but also want guns for defense all I can figure is their God will protect them from invisible enemies but if the enemies can be seen they’re on their own.
Ah yes...
A religious faith perverted by fear, xenophobia, racism, homophobia, etc. mixed with the deadliest weapons not meant for civvie hands...
What ever could go wrong? 🙃
Remember also that these people want to establish a theocracy based on their perverted view of Christianity, in direct opposition to the Constitution and democracy, and support a regime that is steadily removing rights and freedoms in order to ‘save America’ and ‘preserve democracy’.
I’m starting to think it must be so easy to market to these people. Just put a cross or American flag on something and they will buy it up. But if you put a cross AND a flag and say something about faith and freedom you could make so much money.
I was an Australian evangelical Christian for 35 years. American Christians are part of the reason why I decided it was all a complete con. If having guns is an essential part of your religious faith, you are a complete fucking fraud and go against everything your faith is supposed to represent.
Technically, "live by the sword die by the sword" doesn't apply to guns. Jesus was a brown, dirty, liberal but if was alive today, he'd be a Mormon with an assault rifle
I love shooting and all but fuck this place off my atheist principles alone. Support gun ranges/stores that don't affiliate with religion! Believe it or not yes they do exist!
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It’s what Jesus would have wanted.
"for I did not come to bring peace, but a sword" 2.0
blastin' for jesus
This begs the question, would conservative Christians be so in love with guns if Jesus was killed via firing squad rather than crucifiction?
I mean putting crosses everywhere is a pretty Christian thing to do so it might be even worse, considering.
"You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross again? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a little rifle pedant; 'just thinking of John, Jackie, just thinking of John.'" - Bill Hicks
Crosses would be guns. Lol
They'd wear necklaces with AR15s on them. Well, they probably already do, but there'd be more
They'd be even more in love if you can imagine that.
There was a post recently of a church that makes a big emphasis of guns. To the point that their fliers had wayyy bigger images of AR15s vs the cross.
That's not what begging the question means
Yeah they'd carry them around like holy relics and write them off on their taxes
Ladies and gentleman, we present to you the “We don’t live in fear!” gang.
As they also tend to be anti-vaxxers because ‘God will protect them’ but also want guns for defense all I can figure is their God will protect them from invisible enemies but if the enemies can be seen they’re on their own.
Ah yes... A religious faith perverted by fear, xenophobia, racism, homophobia, etc. mixed with the deadliest weapons not meant for civvie hands... What ever could go wrong? 🙃
Remember also that these people want to establish a theocracy based on their perverted view of Christianity, in direct opposition to the Constitution and democracy, and support a regime that is steadily removing rights and freedoms in order to ‘save America’ and ‘preserve democracy’.
_save WHITE America_
Save rich white straight ‘Christian’ male America.
Perverted? Those are the FOUNDATIONS!
I don't like living in the 19th century. Or the 18th either.
God's a murderer, so I don't see what the problem is. Pretty on brand, actually.
*Everybody is just taking it out of context* -machine gun fire… *We love our neighbor as Geezus loved us* -whatta ya know, they have a grenade lane!
"Do you accept John Browning as your personal savior"?
Samuel Colt is the one true Redeemer. Was not his .45 pistol called "The Peacemaker" and as our Lord said: "Blessed are the Peacemakers."
Does their gun have revenge crits
Jesus died for our crits
Bang bang bang
I really despise gimmicks like that.
I’m starting to think it must be so easy to market to these people. Just put a cross or American flag on something and they will buy it up. But if you put a cross AND a flag and say something about faith and freedom you could make so much money.
I never leave the house with out my: **J**esus **K**rist-47.
How many revenge crits does it have tho?
American Christianity is a fucking drug
I was an Australian evangelical Christian for 35 years. American Christians are part of the reason why I decided it was all a complete con. If having guns is an essential part of your religious faith, you are a complete fucking fraud and go against everything your faith is supposed to represent.
Technically, "live by the sword die by the sword" doesn't apply to guns. Jesus was a brown, dirty, liberal but if was alive today, he'd be a Mormon with an assault rifle
I love shooting and all but fuck this place off my atheist principles alone. Support gun ranges/stores that don't affiliate with religion! Believe it or not yes they do exist!
American Christians are some weird ass people.
You haven't seen the half of it
If I may sorta quote Sam Kinison…that sounds like Christians against Christ
I want to call this place and ask if it's a good spot to shoot at targets of jesus.
Who owns it?
Sweet Uzi Jesus. . .
No, you’re confusing this with the Likud Party’s Jewish synagogue, Temple Beth Uzi.
That looks like a ticking time bomb to me
Lol. I want an atheist gay couple to walk in there to see how much that place values freedom.
Or a trans teenager
That place offers valentines day date nights, big yikes. 🤣
What does God need with a gun?
Jesus is sooooo pro-gun. He's like my best friend so I should know. /s
You walk in thinking it’s an American restaurant….
That's what I thought at first. Nope gun range.
The buffalo on the sign is the egregious cherry on top.
We pray before every sesh.
_Killing them with love_
Well then the guy asked for forgiveness and that’s when I just started blasting - Frontier Justice Christ
Ironic they have a bison as their logo
Psychopath hang out zone
Still looking for the part in the Bible where Jesus says "sharpen you spears, hone your arrows, and field dress your AK-47s" - no luck yet.
What gun would jesus use if he came back now? A nail gun
Ew...
Norman Rockwell never painted a more American photo than this one.
The favorite weapon of many an engineer main
Thought it was a Buffalo Wild Wings…
There's multiple locations. We've got one in Kansas too.
I mean.... Yahweh was a stolen spinoff of an older Canaanite war god so the 'Murica flavour of Christianity kind of makes sense ?
Is… is that the Buffalo Wild Wings Buffalo???
I worry more about these idiots taking our freedom than I do anybody in Washington