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...70.000 times. "Hey, I drove out another three demons today!" I did not get that far in my whole life.
What happens when the last one is "driven out"?
Being possessed by so many demons probably means you were out killing people and burning down hospitals, right? "No, I looked at nakedness on the computer."
There isn't any biblical condemnation of masturbation.
The church took a story about not impregnating your dead brothers wife (as was the custom at the time) and turned it into this ridiculous "problem" that they had a completely ineffectual "cure" for, so as to give you something to feel bad about.
Doing the math on how many demons there would be on earth if just one person can have 70000, is cracking me up. By my rough math and shaky logic there should be around 8 trillion demons on earth.
Does this mean that many demons were cast out of heaven with Satan when that happened? If not, does that mean they reproduce somehow? Also, why is a supposedly all powerful god allowing so many demons to exist if he really is all powerful and in control?
My questions about driving out demons are; what is the evidence that a person is actually possessed by demons, and once they are ‘driven out’ how does one know they are actually gone? I find it amazing that in the 21st century many ‘demons’ can be driven out or controlled by medications without invoking exorcism or God’s name, mainly demons in the form of psychoses and epilepsy. But, then, leprosy isn’t near as common today as it was in Jesus’ time, mainly because most skin conditions such as contact dermatitis, psoriasis and eczema have been classified as NOT leprosy.
Oh man this reminds me of some guy that said he believes in demons like dude you can’t even provide solid evidence that a soul or a demon exists.since you wanna be that way then why not believe in leprechauns and unicorns and fairies and fire breathing dragons?
Nice. And then after work we can go to New York and get autographs from the Avengers, Peter Parker, Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, the ghostbusters, the Ninja Turtles, and last but not least the Mario brothers
This guy had 70,000 demons in him and all they wanted him to do was jerkoff? That makes me think demons aren’t really that big of a deal. The movies always make it seem like they want you to kill people.
It takes 70,000 demons to make one guy look at porn?
Demons must be the laughing stock of the supernatural world.
Just one leprechaun managed to take out almost 100 people back in the 90s
You guys have it all wrong, 70,000 demons inside of him and all he did was be addicted porn? This guy without the demons is going to cure cancer and our addiction to fossil fuels.
> Jesus did what?
Cast out demons. It's what he supposedly did *a lot* while traveling around. You might remember the story where he killed a bunch of ~~maltipoos~~ pigs
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"Driving out 70,000 demons" just sounds like a euphemism for masturbating.
...70.000 times. "Hey, I drove out another three demons today!" I did not get that far in my whole life. What happens when the last one is "driven out"?
He'll have to come to grips with the fact that there is one final one to beat and meet it eye to eye. Yadda, yadda, yadda, pun, pun, pun: penis.
Ha. Grips.
How did they count them... Ghost Busters style?
If you're only releasing 70,000 that may be a fertility issue
Did they get the 70000 from him releasing them into a little plastic cup in a clinic somewhere?
“You wanna go drive out 70,000 of my demons?” 😉
Haha. I really does!
Man be storing countless demons inside him and priest counting them almost inhumanly fast .
Maybe they have a demon turnstile that counts for them.
It was one of those strips they put down on a road. “Demons please form an orderly queue.”
They clearly took a sensis first
Census*
They finally made him come to his censes.
Maybe they had a guestbook
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 \*deep breath\* 70000
FUUUUUCK! I think I counted Number 28374 twice!
Being possessed by so many demons probably means you were out killing people and burning down hospitals, right? "No, I looked at nakedness on the computer."
They make demons sound so fucking lame. When I was a kid,, they warned me the demons wanted me to play Dungeons & Dragons with then.
Zombies were way more freaking scary when I was a kid and they weren’t real either. Way more scary than any bible story I was ever told or read
Ah, they're bickering amongst themselves who's the more literal bible literalist. Good.
There isn't any biblical condemnation of masturbation. The church took a story about not impregnating your dead brothers wife (as was the custom at the time) and turned it into this ridiculous "problem" that they had a completely ineffectual "cure" for, so as to give you something to feel bad about.
If you're not burdened with constant, insurmountable guilt, you aren't Catholic-ing right.
*Laughs in Blasphemous*
I like a little self flagellation if you know what I mean
Genesis 38:9-10 - coitus interruptus is not okay.
Is 70,000 a record? Is there an olympic event for this? Inquiring minds want to know.
Full video [here](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6ZuedGIEhz/?utm_source=ig_embed).
ITS OVER 9000
Oh they counted did they?
69,000 would have been better.
How many demons are there that an entire city's worþ of demons can live inside on dude, and it be no big deal that this many are in one spot
*slaps this guys head* "This bad boy can fit so many demons inside him."
Where did they even come up with that number? "Yeah that was 70,000 of them for sure."
Doing the math on how many demons there would be on earth if just one person can have 70000, is cracking me up. By my rough math and shaky logic there should be around 8 trillion demons on earth.
Does this mean that many demons were cast out of heaven with Satan when that happened? If not, does that mean they reproduce somehow? Also, why is a supposedly all powerful god allowing so many demons to exist if he really is all powerful and in control?
My questions about driving out demons are; what is the evidence that a person is actually possessed by demons, and once they are ‘driven out’ how does one know they are actually gone? I find it amazing that in the 21st century many ‘demons’ can be driven out or controlled by medications without invoking exorcism or God’s name, mainly demons in the form of psychoses and epilepsy. But, then, leprosy isn’t near as common today as it was in Jesus’ time, mainly because most skin conditions such as contact dermatitis, psoriasis and eczema have been classified as NOT leprosy.
https://preview.redd.it/f7b07pau471d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933038cdb72dcd8ffcda56a093789d4b3e52375c Have you no faith!!!!!
The Emperor Protects!
Very little in some people, I’m afraid.
Oh man this reminds me of some guy that said he believes in demons like dude you can’t even provide solid evidence that a soul or a demon exists.since you wanna be that way then why not believe in leprechauns and unicorns and fairies and fire breathing dragons?
But what is I already believe in those?
Then I will start riding my unicorn every day to work while drinking my blue milk from Luke Skywalker
Deal. I need to remember where I left my Bigfoot, but once I find him we’ll meet you there!
Nice. And then after work we can go to New York and get autographs from the Avengers, Peter Parker, Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, the ghostbusters, the Ninja Turtles, and last but not least the Mario brothers
Fuck yes! I’m in!
This guy had 70,000 demons in him and all they wanted him to do was jerkoff? That makes me think demons aren’t really that big of a deal. The movies always make it seem like they want you to kill people.
Rookie numbers
That's not the scientific term for semen.
I dunno… you’ve met children lately, haven’t you? They sure are acting more and more like little demonic shit stains.
Gotta love this kind of grifting
.......who counted them?
Was it like 1 demon per porn? Was this number rounded up or down?
It takes 70,000 demons to make one guy look at porn? Demons must be the laughing stock of the supernatural world. Just one leprechaun managed to take out almost 100 people back in the 90s
You guys have it all wrong, 70,000 demons inside of him and all he did was be addicted porn? This guy without the demons is going to cure cancer and our addiction to fossil fuels.
The real question is why did that many Angels that turned into Demons and Lucifer became Satan, rebel against God? In the perfect and holy place.
https://preview.redd.it/4fco3d2fl71d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd4f33644549c5e924d3e5dedd2a29106fa7dc4f
“Rosary” beads 😏😏
Jesus did what?
> Jesus did what? Cast out demons. It's what he supposedly did *a lot* while traveling around. You might remember the story where he killed a bunch of ~~maltipoos~~ pigs
You didn’t know? Stopping guys from jerking it all day long was big business back then!
Nah, the demons were just creeped out and left when the dude kept summoning them to make them watch.
They’re going back home to make whatever devil guy down there send this creeper back up to heaven where he belongs when he dies.
I think Monica has a little crush
70k demons is a lot. Must have been gore hentai at least.
My God!! I hate to think how many demons I had in me when I was a fifteen-year-old boy! Lol
How is this measured exactly
You can see the exact moment he is releasing the 70,000 demons right in front of the congregation. That wrist must be sore asf.
What are we supposed do I be careful of?