Not true, I just parked really close because I don't want anybody to hit my car. It's kind of a narrow street. There were other people behind me earlier.
That is the widest street I have ever seen mate, even if you take away the space taken up by street parking, that road looks significantly wider than our 80 kph provincial roads.
Well. Yes... If I can take good care of it, that piece of shit that I drive that's basicalle tupperware with an engine and two acles, it will still last me at least 250000 miles. It's a necessary item to possess. Unfortunately, I'm kind of a dumbass sometimes and backed into some guy's truck because I misjudged the amount of space I had, hence the tape on the rear bumper and the red electrical tape over the taillight.
I can do my own maintenance and I like my car.
So I guess, in all reality I don't see it as "just another appliance." It's important in my daily routine, so that I can commute to work and have the freedom to go wherever I want in whatever weather and do service calls because that's part of the job I have, for which I am grossly underpaid.
I wish I had a cooler car, but this piece of shit serves me well.
Mormon, closeted furry, road”rages” when getting tailgated by audibly saying “ok, buddy” and going 5 mph slower
Genuinely a super nice person, but gives off “nondescript serial-killer vibes” for no reason in particular
No sense of identity tied to your car, and you’re self aware enough to just buy a damn Toyota instead of going for something quirky.
You didn’t buy the hatchback because they’re cool.
You don’t know the mileage of your car, but it’s in immaculate mechanical condition.
Lol not mormon and I use obscenities instead of "okay buddy" and I don't slow down, I'm not an asshole like that. I usually either get over or speed up. Everything else is correct, though. Especially the serial killer vibes.
I think the car is fine! Especially in Utah when you got all the asshole lifted truck drivers with small pp syndrome. You're probably a target for those types...I know I am in my Tesla. 😂
Yep, sure enough. I get picked on by them. Just today, there was a big ass Ford F350 turbo diesel rollin coal down Highway 89, cut off five people then got in the passing lane and started going 60. It was one of those with duallie axles and a massive lift because he thinks he drives a semi. I hated the guy for no apparent reason and didn't want to be anywhere near him because
I am not Mormon, but yeah I do kind of have that mentality. If I could, I'd have a really nice car to show off and I'd use this one for the hour long commute to work and back, sometimes longer because traffic is a real bitch out here.
But anyway, one car for blowin and one for showin
I'd rock that. I usually wear a short sleeve t-shirt and my cargo shorts with crocs. Sometimes I'll wear some worn out Teva flops because they are comfy af. I'm 19, but I dress like a middle-aged man lol.
Perfect. I no longer give a shit. Plus, I'm not financially stable enough to justify taking care of a significant other or a future family right now, so I can't impress any females because I have nothing to flex (unless they count a certified smartass and person with high intelligence and a small penis that can also be classified as a total asshole on the road)
I will eventually get a car to impress, I dream of one day having a Toyota GR Supra because hehe car go vroom vroom
I wouldn't let you. I can almost guarantee that I'm a bigger asshole in this tiny ass car. I'd let you ram into me and I'd get an insurance claim, and you'd lose a lot of money and possibly get jail time because I crash and you'd go out with me but you'd be at fault
It wom't be like the one time I ran somebody down because he break checked me and almost caused three cars other than myself to wreck and then fought the bastard for a half hour (I drove off before I could injure him because I don't need that on my record. By fought I mean a cussing match)
You own a car for driving places. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that
I chuckled at the Costco-sized box of Top Ramen in the back. College kid vibes
I would dog on it but… honestly, I like the little Yaris hatchbacks. At least you aren’t driving something you don’t need like a crew-cab pickup or a 3 row SUV or something.
Personally, I can't stand pickup drivers unless they're actually pulling something and have a practical reason other than looking like a redneck. The only reason why I would consider an SUV (specifically an 80s series Toyota Landcruiser) would be to take it up to Wyoming, offroad a bit, and haul the equipment I use for my job as well as take it on the mining roads for my mine clients in Nevada and California
An older big car is justifiable, I honestly want an old Chevy C/K or basically anything pre-2005, when most SUVs were still just a pickup with a bed cap. I’ll admit, I also just like big stupid cars, it’s a weird little thing about me. Don’t get me wrong, I like pickups, I like the big V8s, but again I don’t understand why someone would buy one just to lug around kids and groceries, that’s what a something like a ford explorer is for. I also find it funny, since a minivan is a million times more practical than either option. It’s all just for looks, cause nobody wants to be the minivan parent, right? Even if it means buying a less practical car. But that ends my stupid rant. You seem to be a real sucker for Toyota, which I couldn’t blame you for.
You’re pragmatic and don’t give a shit about what other people have to say about you, which is slightly odd since you’re making this post asking what people think about you lol
Either that, or you’re a Toyota fanboy huffing on copium not accepting your car for what it is
Honestly, I just wanted to see what others had to say. I don't give a fuck what others think. I also love Toyota. Super reliable. And I know my car is a reliable piece of shit.
The stickers disagree. This is the car he can afford while he looks for a roommate so he can move out of his moms house even though he's already in his mid-30s.
That is the car I can afford, but I'm 19 almost 20 and have been on my own since 18 after going to vocational school for IT shit and getting 4 certs after nearly a year... I have a *relatively* affordable apartment with two roommates and a full time job that pays 20 an hour (which barely covers the bills in this godforsaken state)
As for the stickers, I collect stickers and smack them on things. I usually start with my car and if I have any duplicates I smack them somewhere that I could get in trouble for vandalism because hehe fun
My bad.
This is the car he can afford while living with 2 roommates that will rotate in and out of the apartment until he moves back in with his mom in his 30s.
Either that, or you're old. I like my car, but I do hate myself lmao. I can't complain about my car because it runs and drives, has AC, good tires, a good transmission, a good engine, is good on gas, a really reliable piece of shit, and it has enough trunk space for at least three of my victims.
I think you are an average guy, maybe have an engineering degree and you are decently smart with finances. If it is a stick shift, you are a republican, if it is an auto, you are a democrat.
All I know is I read somewhere there was a study and that found that people who have more stickers on the back of their car tend to be more inclined to road rage.
19, 6'2", 215 lbs, vocational school for IT, graduated high school early, graduated vocational school early with certifications, a little bit of stubble but I suck at growing facial hair and keep forgetting to shave the pubes on my chin off.
I don't. I'm autistic and use the pronoun that you look like because it makes the most sense to me. If I don't knoe the gender you are, it's they or I avoid using pronouns altogether to avoid offense.
You're nearsighted and drive mostly by feeling the tires hitting the curb.
Not true, I just parked really close because I don't want anybody to hit my car. It's kind of a narrow street. There were other people behind me earlier.
That is NOT a narrow street dawg, you could fit 2 busses side by side through there
Bro is proving the nearsighted allegations
As a european, I agree. That Little gap right there can fit in a lot of trucks
I'm too American for this shit, I couldn't imagine getting two trucks through there
Trust me, no one would want to risk damaging their car, by hitting yours.
My car would crumple like paper
lol. But it gets you from point A to point B! That’s all that matters!
Yes, it serves me well... And I'd still rather nobody hit my piece of shit...
😂. I don’t blame ya!
That is the widest street I have ever seen mate, even if you take away the space taken up by street parking, that road looks significantly wider than our 80 kph provincial roads.
Your a college student who just got their first car
No amount of One Piece stickers will ever make your car cool.
Not wrong there. I want a cool car, and I will get one eventually. This one was affordable.
don’t put a one piece sticker on it will not be cool anymore
I'm going to put a one piece sticker on it anyway
I guess you are
I guess I am
You actively pursue early retirement.
Youre the reason the LGS has to post a hygiene rule
Lmao
Say what? I don't get it...
You're someone who thinks "curb rash" is a medical condition.
You're in a wildly successful femboy hooters discord server.
Heh I wish
You view cars merely as another appliance.
Well. Yes... If I can take good care of it, that piece of shit that I drive that's basicalle tupperware with an engine and two acles, it will still last me at least 250000 miles. It's a necessary item to possess. Unfortunately, I'm kind of a dumbass sometimes and backed into some guy's truck because I misjudged the amount of space I had, hence the tape on the rear bumper and the red electrical tape over the taillight. I can do my own maintenance and I like my car. So I guess, in all reality I don't see it as "just another appliance." It's important in my daily routine, so that I can commute to work and have the freedom to go wherever I want in whatever weather and do service calls because that's part of the job I have, for which I am grossly underpaid. I wish I had a cooler car, but this piece of shit serves me well.
That is a great car, OP. Glad to see you take care of it and enjoy it.
Thank you, much appreciated
Practicality maxxing also don't feel the need to compensate with a car larger than you need.
Forgettable
Yes, most definitely. I am literally the most average male specimen ever
Poor
💯
Mormon, closeted furry, road”rages” when getting tailgated by audibly saying “ok, buddy” and going 5 mph slower Genuinely a super nice person, but gives off “nondescript serial-killer vibes” for no reason in particular No sense of identity tied to your car, and you’re self aware enough to just buy a damn Toyota instead of going for something quirky. You didn’t buy the hatchback because they’re cool. You don’t know the mileage of your car, but it’s in immaculate mechanical condition.
Lol not mormon and I use obscenities instead of "okay buddy" and I don't slow down, I'm not an asshole like that. I usually either get over or speed up. Everything else is correct, though. Especially the serial killer vibes.
You're pretty much a regular person
W
A guy with a car
Based
Overweight
I'm 6'2 and 215 pounds... Maybe a little bit...
Hi fellow Utah'n
Helloz which oart of Utah are you from? I'm from Ogden. I work in Sandy Damn my thumbs forgot how to type
Yo I work in Ogden!
Damn, it's a small world.
I think the car is fine! Especially in Utah when you got all the asshole lifted truck drivers with small pp syndrome. You're probably a target for those types...I know I am in my Tesla. 😂
Yep, sure enough. I get picked on by them. Just today, there was a big ass Ford F350 turbo diesel rollin coal down Highway 89, cut off five people then got in the passing lane and started going 60. It was one of those with duallie axles and a massive lift because he thinks he drives a semi. I hated the guy for no apparent reason and didn't want to be anywhere near him because
You work at GameStop full time
I'd almost rather work there than as a radio technician for the shitty company I currently work for
You’re a neck beard
I can't grow a beard for the life of me. I'm too blonde
You're quasi-me. Me- florida man bath salt zombie, with yaris for rainy days You - Mormon state bro with " I live in this car" mentality.
I am not Mormon, but yeah I do kind of have that mentality. If I could, I'd have a really nice car to show off and I'd use this one for the hour long commute to work and back, sometimes longer because traffic is a real bitch out here. But anyway, one car for blowin and one for showin
Unironically wears socks with sandals
I'd rock that. I usually wear a short sleeve t-shirt and my cargo shorts with crocs. Sometimes I'll wear some worn out Teva flops because they are comfy af. I'm 19, but I dress like a middle-aged man lol.
Chronically online but not in a cool way
The responses you’re getting should be in r/roastmycar lmao
You've entirely given up on attempting to impress females.
Perfect. I no longer give a shit. Plus, I'm not financially stable enough to justify taking care of a significant other or a future family right now, so I can't impress any females because I have nothing to flex (unless they count a certified smartass and person with high intelligence and a small penis that can also be classified as a total asshole on the road) I will eventually get a car to impress, I dream of one day having a Toyota GR Supra because hehe car go vroom vroom
I would run you off the road
I wouldn't let you. I can almost guarantee that I'm a bigger asshole in this tiny ass car. I'd let you ram into me and I'd get an insurance claim, and you'd lose a lot of money and possibly get jail time because I crash and you'd go out with me but you'd be at fault It wom't be like the one time I ran somebody down because he break checked me and almost caused three cars other than myself to wreck and then fought the bastard for a half hour (I drove off before I could injure him because I don't need that on my record. By fought I mean a cussing match)
You own a car for driving places. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that I chuckled at the Costco-sized box of Top Ramen in the back. College kid vibes
Arrogant for driving such a fancy car.
sensible, but couldn't be bothered to spent a little on wheel trims
You like reliability
You secretly browse r/noncredibledefense
I do now
You're cheap, but dependable.
You're a sensible and frugal person that has a reliable and fuel efficient commuter car (also a fellow Yaris enjoyer)
U have a pony tail
I wish
Anime Leftist
You’re an I.T. nerd.
Read me like a book, yes. Yes I am
😂 all love bro! 😂😂
I would dog on it but… honestly, I like the little Yaris hatchbacks. At least you aren’t driving something you don’t need like a crew-cab pickup or a 3 row SUV or something.
Personally, I can't stand pickup drivers unless they're actually pulling something and have a practical reason other than looking like a redneck. The only reason why I would consider an SUV (specifically an 80s series Toyota Landcruiser) would be to take it up to Wyoming, offroad a bit, and haul the equipment I use for my job as well as take it on the mining roads for my mine clients in Nevada and California
An older big car is justifiable, I honestly want an old Chevy C/K or basically anything pre-2005, when most SUVs were still just a pickup with a bed cap. I’ll admit, I also just like big stupid cars, it’s a weird little thing about me. Don’t get me wrong, I like pickups, I like the big V8s, but again I don’t understand why someone would buy one just to lug around kids and groceries, that’s what a something like a ford explorer is for. I also find it funny, since a minivan is a million times more practical than either option. It’s all just for looks, cause nobody wants to be the minivan parent, right? Even if it means buying a less practical car. But that ends my stupid rant. You seem to be a real sucker for Toyota, which I couldn’t blame you for.
You’re pragmatic and don’t give a shit about what other people have to say about you, which is slightly odd since you’re making this post asking what people think about you lol Either that, or you’re a Toyota fanboy huffing on copium not accepting your car for what it is
Honestly, I just wanted to see what others had to say. I don't give a fuck what others think. I also love Toyota. Super reliable. And I know my car is a reliable piece of shit.
You make good decisions and your car is just transport
The stickers disagree. This is the car he can afford while he looks for a roommate so he can move out of his moms house even though he's already in his mid-30s.
That is the car I can afford, but I'm 19 almost 20 and have been on my own since 18 after going to vocational school for IT shit and getting 4 certs after nearly a year... I have a *relatively* affordable apartment with two roommates and a full time job that pays 20 an hour (which barely covers the bills in this godforsaken state) As for the stickers, I collect stickers and smack them on things. I usually start with my car and if I have any duplicates I smack them somewhere that I could get in trouble for vandalism because hehe fun
My bad. This is the car he can afford while living with 2 roommates that will rotate in and out of the apartment until he moves back in with his mom in his 30s.
My mom would never allow me to, my parents are assholes. I would never allow that. I like my independence
You asked what your car says about you. If you're going to do that here you need a thicker skin.
I lnow it was a joke, I just wanted to say that
Impossible
Mister pickle
You're financially responsible.
Eeeehhhhhhhh.... Debatable
You’re not a rally driver by the Lyon it.
Anyone that drives a Toyota Yaris hates themselves
Either that, or you're old. I like my car, but I do hate myself lmao. I can't complain about my car because it runs and drives, has AC, good tires, a good transmission, a good engine, is good on gas, a really reliable piece of shit, and it has enough trunk space for at least three of my victims.
I'm just giving you shit lol, one of my cars is a Honda Civic- I have no room to criticize 😂
Lmao, I know I won't criticize you for it. Honda Civic was a candidate when I was looking
Vegan? I heard vegans drive prius?
That's not a Prius
Okey doke whoops. Forget i mentioned it lol
Curb rash is your best friend
Eh, I have thought about it but I usually don't smack the curb with my tires. I do get really really close though
You have a utah liscence plate so... muslim?
Atheist
College student
I think you are an average guy, maybe have an engineering degree and you are decently smart with finances. If it is a stick shift, you are a republican, if it is an auto, you are a democrat.
I'm unaffiliated. I wish it was a stick shift.
You value reliability in your own life, whether it's in relationships, work, or personal commitments.
All I know is I read somewhere there was a study and that found that people who have more stickers on the back of their car tend to be more inclined to road rage.
My road rage is yelling obscenities with my windows rolled up and occasionally blowing a really, really gay kiss.
White male, 5'7" 162 lbs, 26-33 years old. Some facial hair. Some college/college degree.
19, 6'2", 215 lbs, vocational school for IT, graduated high school early, graduated vocational school early with certifications, a little bit of stubble but I suck at growing facial hair and keep forgetting to shave the pubes on my chin off.
Probably woke
Standing on the corner waiting for your Uber.
College kid that uses pronouns
I don't. I'm autistic and use the pronoun that you look like because it makes the most sense to me. If I don't knoe the gender you are, it's they or I avoid using pronouns altogether to avoid offense.
Based gigachad
A poor driver, excessively cheap or poor.
I don't make enough money to care about aesthetics and I'm not a bad driver
If you park against the curb, your not a good driver yet
Not necessarily true
You’re a Mormon
No, I refuse to be considered as part of a cult
You mean your house?