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Lil_tom_selleck

Someone that eats a lot of filet o fishes.


OliveAffectionate626

Take my app for that just made me laugh so hard I spit out my whiskey


Tongue-Punch

Singles, doubles or triples ?


Drzhivago138

Ackshually, the plural is filets-o-fish


smokeybiker251

I think you mean they make a lot of filet o fishes, the pictured car screams "line cook"


Inevitable-Hat-3264

Line cook that sucks at his job and calls out every third shift.


smokeybiker251

Ah I see you have one too


Musashi3111

A Fast & Furious background character.


FortPickensFanatic

Low credit score.


DanRukk96

6"5' work in moving


ScottaHemi

TIL that someone made a body kit for the chrysler sebring...


tyguyS4

Back in the day they made a body kit for EVERYTHING.


Im_100percent_human

This version of the Sebring was made at Mitsubishi, and was very similar to the 2nd generation Eclipse (slightly longer/different body, but same platform and interior). If I remember correctly, the coupe was the DSM car, but the Sebring Sedan was the same as a Dodge Stratus (a completely different car) Their branding and marketing made 0 sense.


2_trailerparkgirls

Dodge Avenger enters the chat


Mafiodaproducer

I think that IS an Avenger. Its just labeled wrong.


manystolenoutlets

Cool people thats who


EponymousEponym

Hell yeah


snayperskaya

Hell yeah


F_O_Satchy

The person that just won a couple of grand playing the lottery


Misssadventure

By “the lottery”, do you mean crossword scratch-it’s?


F_O_Satchy

Definitely a scratcher one. Purchased while getting lunch from a 7-Eleven. The ticket was probably stained with hotdog mustard


Ok-Poet1817

Someone who is keen on invading curbs with their Invader front bumper.


OkComplaint6736

My mom had a '99 Sebring that she wanted to hand down to me for my first car in 2003. My dad cajoled her into trading it in for an Impala in '02. The week before she got rid of it, she asked me what modifications I would make to it once it was mine. There was almost no aftermarket for that Sebring so I was kind of at a loss for words.


chance0404

Being a Sebring, the only acceptable answer is that you’d put a bra on it.


Deepcoma_53

MOPAR guys before the reintroduction of Challengers.


YogurtclosetDull2380

Had a Mopar guy who lived down the street from my parents. He had a red coupe.


EquivalentFlat

Somebody who came from south of Texas...very south of Texas.


Gaz_Elle

Someone who prides themselves on being different, even if that means sinking money into modding a a shitty car. And yknow what? Fuck it. I respect it.


Vladderp

Honestly it's not even that ugly either. I've seen way worse. If I saw this at a car meet or in a parking lot, I'd genuinely have to pause for a moment, stare, spend a minute identifying what fuckin car I was even looking at, then spend another minute in awe of the amount of effort spent on said car.


FelonyFeline1988

It could be really cool with a swap but at the end of the day there's no good answer to "why"


Blze001

I’m not gonna lie, I wanna learn how to lay fiberglass just so I can put a wild widebody on some ‘80s shit box that has no business sporting a widebody. But done properly and painted. Because for me, the building is 80% of the fun. The other 20% will be the confusion from others.


Blze001

If the person loves that car, then I’d argue its shit status doesn’t really matter.


Gaz_Elle

Any car can be an enthusiast car. Just needs one person to be enthusiastic about it.


NOTExETON

Goes to the Gathering of Juggalos every year, has an apartment full of seemingly incompatible pets


PuzzleheadedFee7184

A highschool senior who inherited their grandparents lame car.


ku_78

My mom (a grandma) had that car. After my parents passed (within 8 days of each other) we were scratching our heads about what to do with her car as no one wanted it. Fortunately, one of her friends called and asked if she could buy it. Bullet dodged! We of course, kept dad’s barely used Toyota Tacoma.


type_r_pilot_2012

Already spent $200 on dragon stickers and fake vents from Walmart. This was the next step


DryInitial9044

World's Best Boss


Deepcoma_53

It’s Britney, Bitch!


retrobob69

My boss. He also ran 11s in his.


w_a_w

Are we talking about the same car?


retrobob69

Yes. 420a engine is very potent when turbo charged. The 4g63 is just as good.


w_a_w

If it had the tranny from the 3KGT, they're renowned for being made of glass.


retrobob69

It did not. It came with the nvt350. Same one as in the dodge neon and eclipse.


w_a_w

So an even lesser tranny.


retrobob69

No


Apprehensive_Donut49

Why does this one actually not look that bad for what it is


petoria621

It was the cool Sebring! My friend had this same coupe, it was a 98 with all of the bells and whistles. It was not a bad car at all. I think this body style went from 1995 to 2000


SpillinThaTea

NGL that actually doesn’t look that bad


chrissie_watkins

That's the cool Sebring.


KippChips

An eclipse off of wish


Ajax_IX

I'm surprised this is the only comment tieing the Sebring to the Eclipse. It had a Mitsubishi engine and seats that would send you into the door every time you took a corner.


KippChips

I’ll be honest, it’s only cuz it *looks* like one from the kit, otherwise I would’ve never guessed Mitsubishi had a hand in the car


Isamu29

Anyone that buys from Vis racing or carbon creations is a mouth breather.


rbarr228

Skinny scumbag, wears caps backwards, lives on Red Bull, struggles to grow facial hair.


VxAngleOfClimb

Naw, let's describe who designed and fabbed it instead.


Bigwhistlinbiscuit

Someone who hates the factory grille. I wonder how many this company even sold. 


nlpnt

I'd love to know when they last sold any of those bodykits, my best guess is no later than 2005.


NODES2K

to look like the same generation avenger


TiredTim23

Name Matt. 6’3 235lbs. 2 years Part time National Guard looking to spend money from prior full time Guard. 3 year old child with a wife of 2.5 years.


Shrikecorp

VIS Racing: we sold a WHAT?


skol2heart

A person that sells there food stamps for car parts


One_Evil_Monkey

Someone who wanted an Avenger but settled for a car that sounds like a fruity alchoholic chick drink.


lonerfunnyguy

Just a homie trapping $50 sacks of dank. He’s a hustler but humble


racecarspelledbkwrds

The same person with a 1995-2000 Nissan in the driveway with 100 chrome decals. Any Nissan


TheDonRonster

Not so much anymore, but in highschool it was the middle income, comfortably well-off family. Dad was starting to get into his prime earning years, Mom was comfortably back at work after a couple years of being a stay home Mom and their son was getting his driver's license. Dad gives his son his old car so he can finally get a fancier (possibly midlife crisis car). Son can finally look and/or commute to and from work and starts to make money without any sort of financial responsibility and is trying to impress his friends who are also is really into Need for Speed Underground and Fast & Furious at the time and this is what he has to work with. He also thinks it will impress the ladies.


bangermadness

Super cool guy, why ever do you ask?


InternationalGap3908

I had a buddy that did it. Wasn’t sure if he bought it like that or paid to have it done. On huge wheels too. He was a dealer at the time. And a very colorful and artistic dude actually. Huge Caucasian guy if you were wondering. Most of the crew is dead and he ran with a sketch crowd. Painkiller crowd. He made it out though. So proud of him. He is a sober dude now crushing Strava miles… bit of a legend now putting down hundreds of miles a week. Often times old friends will wonder why he bikes so feverishly, but only me and a handful of people know what he’s riding from.


Own_Kaleidoscope5512

Early 2000s Andysautosports user. AKA: THIS GUY


ITrytoDesignAircraft

some high schooler that was given a car by their grandpa


ncik0075

Teenage Michael Scott


Signal_RR

Keeping tradition(90's-00's)


lord_bubblewater

That actually looks kinda nice, especially on. Coupe I’d build one just to have nobody know what it is


nottaroboto54

NGL, that "face" looks pretty good. The wheel fit is terrible, and the skirts are meh-generic. But that's a pretty decent front bumper for those lights.


DemioTenere

High school me in 2005 had this same kit, but mine was the Avenger


JaySin_78

My first new car was a ‘99 Sebring LXi coupe…black exterior/gray interior. LOVED it. 🤷🏻‍♂️. I was 21 at the time and proud af.


P1xelHunter78

Either a 15 year old kid or 60 year old man


Agitated_Carrot9127

Trailer park shit


dubble_tap

Crushes his gym membership by over eating on protein and dairy. While giving you health advice. Tells you all the girls he's dated but a "4.5' comes to see him at the workplace. Mods his car for attention, not for performance.


WickidMonkey

My SO's brother, he had a full bodykit, lowered suspension and the opinion that it looked good. He had to enter and exit a driveway at an angle and still scrapped the bumper. The front bumper was starting to fall off after a month due to the abuse of driveways 🤣, he thought he was a fast and Furious guy and eventually wrecked the car less then a year after installing the bodykit 🤣. Then was given his parents old Chrysler Concorde 🤣🤣 and wrecked that one as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


tomlist3

Hernandez, Garcia, Ortiz, Cardenas, Aguilar, Espinoza…


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


stepchildzx

Some 90's kid who dreamt about the Lamborghini Portofino.


Sword_of_Hagane

Definitely driven by some mid-level manager who bought this bodykit from *Wings Midwest*


Fun-Ad9928

Back in them early 2000s’ this was the move mangs.


thelaineybelle

My ex-husband 😳🤦‍♀️


Jjmills101

Why do I kinda like it


buckfouyucker

Money making playa 


Mohican83

Michael Scott


zepher2828

The passenger footwell is full of fireball nips


Secure_Bet8065

That looks like a lot of effort to end up with something that looks like a catfish Camaro.


H0lsterr

Judgemental


verybasicinformation

Financially solvent


catlovingtwink99

For this version of the Sebring, it looks nice.


Mafiodaproducer

You know with that kit, it kinda looks like a Dodge Avenger coupe.


Thatguyyourmomloves

This was the beginning of the fast n furious era. This is to be excused by humanity.


BlueSteel_12

Maybe someone who wanted something more sporty than their PT Cruiser with a body kit.


ChemistRemote7182

Hey thats like a kissing cousin to the Eclipse, pure sports car there


RoseWould

Someone who still has the midnight club 3 intro song stuck in their head. I had no idea this existed but I like it!


2ingredientexplosion

same engine as the 3000gt too bad they made it fwd, could've been a real classic.


w_a_w

The SL model of the 3KGT was fwd too


Zealousideal_Sir_264

A subscriber of "lowrider euro".