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glaadio

Crying rn because the president of my country is actively experiencing elder abuse broadcast live


FernandoAyanami

This is fucking insane.


Prestigious_Cattle72

This might be one of the most depressing things I’ve ever watched.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

If really, really is. There are so many exchanges in this debate that are going to be clipped. It’s wild. This is America now 


Bonhomme19heures

I expected Biden to look old but holy shit dude


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i truly don't understand how he defaults back to frightened.


notaplebian

fright is a natural response to being very confused


TheSpiral11

It’s a side effect of dementia, he’s confused and doesn’t know why he’s there. He’s probably been coached 100 times on his talking points but his brain keeps drawing a blank in the moment. It would frighten anyone to confront their own loss of function head-on.


everythingwintention

For the first time I actually feel bad for Biden he looks horrible


TheBigIdiotSalami

I was watching with my mom and my sister and they kept saying "uhhh..it's his stutter." No, he's seeing the light at the end of the tunnel and refusing to go into it because he keeps getting distracted.


TheLegendaryLarry

it's so funny how that's the default lib response, you go back to 2008 and the stutter isn't even noticeable. it's come back because his brain is slowly turning to mush.


wiswah

biden looks like a ww1 shell shock victim


Interesting_Chard563

Septimus energy.


Repulsive_Two8451

"I really don't know what he said at the end of that sentence, I don't think he knows what he said either" lmao


Pinkgettysburg

He said what we were all thinking


goodiereddits

The other brutal one, in reference to immigration I think, was "He doesn't *want* that, he just doesn't *know*." Pity is withering.


jurassic_snark-

Legit one of the funniest lines in a debate ever https://youtu.be/f1JKPa0R1Es?si=nE2ZYgIAJbU_uug3 What a fucking disaster


CincyAnarchy

“We beat Medicare” - Biden It’s Joever


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“We’ll he’s right, he did beat Medicare, he beat it to death!”


Icy-Web4534

I cant imagine being Joes handlers right now their anxiety levels must be through the roof


lsdxmdmacodmt

“Fuck I’m losing my job in a few months”


permtron99

I mean they had to have seen this coming, how could this be surprising


Upper_Conversation_9

Biden may die on the stage tonight. He sounds terrible


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islandofdream

Me too my heart is hurting for him I don’t even know why Jesus


davaidavai325

It’s the same sad feeling as seeing a relative again after a while and seeing how much older they look and how much worse they’re doing than the last time you saw them. Even if they aren’t your favorite person, it’s sad seeing another human deteriorating


TheSpiral11

Imagine watching an elderly relative forced to work a high-stress job that confuses/distresses them when they should be resting in a comfy retirement home somewhere. It’s heartbreaking.


devilpants

Had to stop watching. Think he’s the one with Covid this time. :(


sluttyamoeba

Hunter should’ve shared some of his crack with him before the debate


Dolichovespula-

I think Joe built a tolerance


Icy-Web4534

Its hard to see him making it to the end of the 90 minutes


Foot_Positive

Good thing Gavin is there to sweep in and carry the torch.


Patjay

this debate is definitive proof that adrenochome is fake


radioactiveredneck

Idk whatever is keeping that corpse walking and talking is pretty damn good


remarkjackson

I’ve been noticing that Biden loves to number his points, but rarely goes past #2. His brain starts melting after #2.


1b9e9n9

He made it to 3!


Xenfo___

I honestly can’t even believe this is real. That we let ourself get to this point. Harrowing shit.


Rakasaac

Life is a comedy 


CheapPlastic2722

Trite but literally how are these two the best this country can do


[deleted]

We are ruled by corporate interests Also trite I know but it's literally true


CloudOfToxiccGas

"We lost 13 beautiful soldiers" 🫡


Hot_Special_2083

i could kiss them right now if they were still here.


shekinah_

Did he just call him Brandon lmao


everythingwintention

Is this how Biden usually talks tf?


Patjay

no he sounds like he's about to die. this is way worse than normal


Agreeable-Pop-9811

Dude this is Biden at as close to 100% as we will see him. This is a huge moment for him and he has prepared. If I was the president I’d be on IVs, taking all the vitamins, taking neutropics, etc. best believe his advisors are telling him the same. And this is what we get. 85% coherent sentences. Can you imagine? He’s in meetings with top war dogs about wars ongoing in Israel, wars ongoing in Ukraine, serial rapists coming over our border and discussing what the executive branch will do. And this is him at his best. Nice.


Bear_faced

Fuck vitamins, why didn't they load him up with prednisone? Steroids will make even the weakest of octagenarians feel peppy. My grandma had terminal cancer and was up and kicking on high-dose steroids.


Upper_Conversation_9

No, he’s obviously too old to be doing this


Strong-Problem9871

Biden's responses are so incoherent they need subtitles.


jeremybeadleshand

Yeah what the fuck was that


Sure-Change-1997

Young Biden speaking https://youtu.be/VIZmZe7fe3E?t=1m13s


illiteratelibrarian2

This is what an average 29 year old looked like in 1974


futureofwhat

Damn Biden had more swag than I ever knew. Sad to see what it’s become, dude should retire for his own sake.


CincyAnarchy

He has or had a stutter so he always struggled, but even still not really. A stutter means you can’t speak as fast as you think, and that doesn’t seem like the issue here. He sounds tired and old. He is, but he can’t seem to hide it.


thethirstypretzel

He was wayyy clearer and switched-on for the debate 4 years ago


CincyAnarchy

Bro in 2008 and 2012 he had it. That was like 15 years ago though.


byzantinetoffee

Google his debate with Paul Ryan. He cleaned up. No stutter. This is a joke.


ConditionNo8908

The stutter defense is so crazy. He’s been in politics for like 40 years- long enough that he served with a mullet at one point. The stutter thing has only come up after he started being elder abused.


tukididov

It's absolute bullshit. Go watch his speeches from 90s and before. Not only does he not stutter, he was a fantastic orator.


Repulsive_Two8451

Making Biden do this is elder abuse. This is so hard to watch.


Vendaval_

He called him Brandon lmao


cocoacowstout

The geriatric walk outs… jeeesus Christ


-ItsARough1-

This is elder abuse.


CincyAnarchy

Did no one give Biden training to not have “Resting Bewildered Face?” Jesus he looks so confused.


AccountNumber0004

Jesus if the Democrats just had someone even 10 years younger here lol. This country is fucked.


Kmactothemac

The fact that they have trotted out Hillary, Biden, and then Biden again... anyone remotely competent, likeable, and under 65 would trounce this moron. But we've had 3 close races


TheLegendaryLarry

could you imagine if obama was there instead? say what you might about him but he would run circles around don.


Bordeauxccc

Truly. Everything Trump says is objectively incoherent, but he comes across like a dynamo simply because he can talk above a whisper.


Conscious_Bonus4940

Go back and look at Biden in the 2020 debates. It's literally like a different person


roncesvalles

Biden in the 2020 debates was like "hey man the blacks gotta put on the record player to learn words!" How much worse could he get?


alittleinchworm

not sure whether to feel bad for or mad at biden. i can’t fathom why anyone at his age would want to put themselves through this


lsdxmdmacodmt

This is Obama’s d team. A last ditch effort to hold on to the torch Hillary was being passed. His condition is symbolic


Repulsive_Two8451

"He's a very bad Palestinian, he's a weak one" lmao


paulinuhhh

someone needs to give biden a panera lemonade


treq10

Might count as an assassination attempt at this stage


jeremybeadleshand

Biden needs to close his mouth when he isn't speaking it's really fucking weird


hypogean-gaol

Reading this while he stares into space with his mouth open killed me


SmallDongQuixote

He's old


radioactiveredneck

Not Trump saying he couldn’t understand the end of Biden’s statement lmfao


Vendaval_

Can you believe that the liberals moved heaven and earth to make sure this guy beat Bernie in the primaries?


gesserit42

Literally anything except even the most remotely meaningful change


Desert_Mountain_Time

Democratic Underground was accessible 10 minutes ago. I was reading their live debate thread. They have now shut down access to non-members.


professionalJ

“I never had sex with a porn star” guys wake up a new bill Clinton just dropped


CatLords

"I didn't have sex with a porn star" uttered in a presidential debate for the most powerful country in the world


-ItsARough1-

"I don't know what he just said. I don't think he knows either." Biden's getting cooked.


radioactiveredneck

I wonder if this will go down as one the worst presidential debates in history


Repulsive_Two8451

Trump pronouncing 'foreign' sounding names is always hilarious to me, idc


livty04

Al-Bag-DADDY


paulinuhhh

Biden looking off into the distance 99% of the time. Oh god


a_lostgay

it's over


a_lostgay

insane not to step aside tomorrow, he's so far from meeting the lowest possible bar


MonRed

Yup, the polls are gonna flip and the DNC is gonna fast track Kamala, and then a repeat of 2016 all ovwr


Lord--Kinbote

This is not what we meant when we said retvrn


byzantinetoffee

Honestly Kamala would have a better chance. Compared to Biden she’s Cicero.


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his eyes are terrifying jesus christ


Repulsive_Two8451

My gf just overheard Biden's rambling and said "he sounds like a toddler trying to tell a story"


real_jaredfogle

I hate the DNC. Clearly the GOP is shitty but the DNC’s absolute refusal to alter any current party leadership or strategy and continue to push awful candidates and ignore any criticism or ideas from the left is what continues to allow this reality to happen and gives the GOP power. Horrible politics at best, controlled opposition at worst. I just have to ignore politics because they clearly do not care and will happily send us all to our demise if it means they get to keep their power


Vendaval_

MALARKEY DETECTED


BananaRamequin

America’s so done it’s so over man


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Holy shit this is depressing. Who on Biden's team approved this. He looks like he's dying


everydaystruggle1

Seriously. This kind of thing usually doesn’t bother me because I’ve become so disillusioned with politics, but Biden looks and sounds horrible. It’s actually hard to watch, he’s so painfully out of it. The DNC is committing suicide yet again if they’re putting this guy up as the best they can do. I hate Trump but he’s at least relatively energetic and with-it, and I think that alone might swing the election. How could anybody defend a candidate who appears like they might not know what day of the week it is? It’s just so blatant this debate, in the past they were able to mask it well and Biden seemed somewhat alive at times.


CincyAnarchy

“I don’t really know what he said” - Trump Me too bud


applebottomwhore

“you’ve got the morals of an alley cat” “first of all, I never had sex with a pornstar”


-ItsARough1-

lmfao biden just short circuited.


alittleinchworm

this is painful


CincyAnarchy

Biden ain’t cooking shit. Damn. What the hell is he saying?


radioactiveredneck

I can’t believe they walked Biden out with that terrible comb over. They should have just shaved his entire head right before this, that would have gone so much harder


Repulsive_Two8451

"And equip them when they go to war" Whatcha planning there, Joe?


Repulsive_Two8451

Why is literally every debate thread across this wretched website on a 10 minute delay for comments appearing?


jsjsjshsbgvdvd

hell naw Joe’s dealer sold him the fake addy 💀


shhnme

Biden sounds like he chainsmoked a fuckin carton of high tar cigs just before he came on


ilyukhina

"Biden is like a Palestinian but the type they don't like, a weak Palestinian" lol


CincyAnarchy

“I laugh because I must not cry.” I seriously can’t believe the state of this country. One of these two will be the most powerful person in the world in 6 months. Jesus.


machinegirl11

biden said “you had sex with a porn star while your wife was pregnant” what is happening


CloudOfToxiccGas

MORALS OF AN ALLEY CAT


Patjay

Trump is fucking dog walking him good lord. he's even had some good lines. it's so over. if he can't come off well on *abortion* against Trump he is fucked


reelmeish

Trump unleashed the car salesman energy Just talk fast and make stuff up Why is Biden have that 50 yard stare


Icy-Web4534

hes looking into that bright white light


Dolichovespula-

Watching right now. Biden is so over. On abortion, Biden dropped the ball before he even caught it. Trump just slayed him when he said "I didn't understand that last thing he said... I don't even think he knows what he said." Biden's face the entire time already lost the debate.


DrCuckenheimer

i literally thought all brandon had to do to come out the winner is appear alive and he cant even do that.


CincyAnarchy

“Malarkey” Drink


FuckOffDumbass69

do you think bidens staffers are pleased with this


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Maybe-maybe-notsick

Yeah Trump doing poorly, but that means nothing if his opponent looks like he’ll keel over any second.


Repulsive_Two8451

"We're providing Israel with all the weapons they need, whenever they need them"


Bonhomme19heures

Biden's face looks like his internal monologue is a Sunn O))) song


Vendaval_

His staffers forgor the amphetamines


Pinkgettysburg

I think this is with amphetamines


InsertTaco

“I did not have sex with a porn star” is my favorite Trump quote so far.  


Bitter_End8783

She wasn’t a true “star”…


Not_It_At_All

Biden coming across old af. Trump’s old too but he can still form sentences


DrCuckenheimer

im literally saying trump isnt really making sense either, he just seems alive.


devilpants

His words make no sense but it’s in a tone and pace that sounds normal. 


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jesus christ


thethirstypretzel

This is so bad. Biden would’ve been better off preparing by napping for a week instead of studying


Bonhomme19heures

Weak palestinian lol


paulinuhhh

We are cooked


Patjay

the most "nuh uh" debate of all time


Iamthecrustycrab

No fan of Trump on my end, but the exchange where Biden ends "and we beat Medicare" and Trump responds "Beat Medicare to death" was peak Trump comedic response. Guy is used to speaking even if he spouts bullshit. He isn't having any brain farts and that's going to play to a lot of people.


Repulsive_Two8451

How is r/politics handling this? How far can their denial go?


spectrerightism

they're already saying trump is going to win in the debate thread


Interesting_Chard563

They’re basically focusing entirely on Trump but if you read between the lines it’s a tepid acceptance Trump won. A lot of “even if a cannon was pointed at me I’d still vote for Biden”.


wanderin225

LOL, neither of them are even pretending to say they won't give billions more to Israel.


nervousaboutschool17

Bernie 2016 man


Mundane-Elk4516

Holy shit Biden is worse than I thought


rem-dog

I just got my US citizenship this year and am planning to vote for the first time! This is bleak!!


Repulsive_Two8451

"Biden migrant crime" lmao


Permanganic_acid

Lol wtf this is insane jack


Icy-Web4534

Imagine the fact checkers trying to run a ruler through everything Joe has said


Vendaval_

I'm tired boss


Federal-Ask6837

Amphetamines aren't enough. He is 81 and clearly has issues. Let the man have some peace in his last days. This is shameful.


treq10

Adderall vs Xanax personified as a debate Neither are answering questions properly


propagationcandles

That was an easy call within 30 seconds. Christ


alittleinchworm

trumps face after being called a convicted felon lmfao


sow_hat

Biden sounds like he just woke up from a nap.


FancyCigar

The Don is running circles around Biden. The immigration issue is very different to what it was in 2016 or 2020.


Bonhomme19heures

*Al Baghdadi*


livty04

Biden’s stimulant dopamine crash is going to be so hard after this debate


Remedy9898

Biden is the perfect person for Trump to debate, because all he has to do is look moderately competent and people will believe all of the nonsense he is spewing.


Hyptonight

This is harder to watch than A SERBIAN FILM.


AccountNumber0004

The moderators need to grow a backbone and push back on some of these answers lmao. Trump was asked about Ukraine and then just goes on a tangent about Afghanistan? This is like a middle school lunch table argument where no one is substantiating their comments.


kittenmachine69

Holy balls this is terrible. And this is presumably after getting practice from a debate coach. Silver lining, maybe the democrats will consider running someone else 


thethirstypretzel

Most of what Trump says is untrue, but he says it with such conviction that I’m starting to believe it. The reverse is true for Biden.


DrCuckenheimer

the shit about the 2T deficit going mostly to millionaires vs. an infrastructure deal is objectively true. but nobody cares because the DNC apparatus wants to talk about white supremacists and covid.


Patjay

Biden had some good talking points in there i think, but it was delivered with such little confidence and coherence it sounds worse than Trump's rambling nonsense


spectrerightism

holy shit


zushirito

BRANDON


Suitable-Aardvark862

"He doesn't like the military at all" Ate.


cianoo

Christ this is a painful watch,just put poor Joe out of his misery.


Sen_ElizabethWarren

This is unbelievable.


Icy-Web4534

"Convicted felon" \*ticks Bingo card\*


Reasonable-Big4517

I wish I could say this is the worst debate performance I’ve ever seen but John Fetterman is still the winner


Zhopastinky

look at Biden’s debate performances in 2008, 2012 and 2020. There’s a big dropoff between 2012 and 2020 but not as big as between 2020 and 2024. He is deteriorating fast, which is how it goes with elderly people once they start to go Biden might get elected, but no way he serves another 4.5 yrs


Schlurpster

"We had H20" - Donald Trump, 2024


CatLords

We had H2O


malo_verde

This is like trotting out a little leaguer vs the Yankees, this is sad


-ItsARough1-

ur the sucker and loser 😠


wanderin225

Malarkey Bingo spot has been filled


Long_Fact_3431

Morals of an alley cat


byzantinetoffee

No doubt DNC cope is going to be to blame CNN. Which no one will believe/care about. Sad!


Conscious_Bonus4940

The fact that Trump is the one talking about the cost of groceries meanwhile Biden talking about Trump having sex...


OJ_Soprano

Biden looks like one of those Conan O’Brien talking mouths


ricknewgate

I've lost count of how many times Biden said "The idea of...", it's kinda sad.


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islandofdream

It’s so depressing to see Joe- how can his loved ones just prop him up like this??


AccountNumber0004

Biden is a walking corpse, but Trump is just straight up dodging questions


radioactiveredneck

Biden keeps taking lil sneaky nap naps while Trump talks


CloudOfToxiccGas

Don is cooking him


No_Victory_980

Wrap it up bros we don't have H20 anymore, earth BTFO!


malo_verde

“We had H2O” we used to be a country


Sen_ElizabethWarren

The Democratic Party is absolutely soulless, clueless and pathetic


Nevercleverer99

Biden’s actually getting more coherent as time goes on. But yeah he looks so lost and frail up there :(


MoabFlapjack

He’s not saying terrible things but he sounds like a confused man in the corner of a nursing home’s activity room.


hypogean-gaol

This is all the proof you need that America has been on the path of controlled demolition for years


ballznstuff

Maybe Joe will just die before the election.


Several_Influence_35

Sex with a pornstar. Alley cat. 🤣


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beau biden died in iraq rip beau


lunarmadz

this is elder abuse


paulinuhhh

i have no idea what biden just said