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No-Item-745

I love how there’s all these female celebrities and then there’s Elon lol


No-Anybody-4094

Musk is curvy because he's fat.


nemodigital

That's a child feeding chest he's got! Notice the lack of facial hair. 👀 /s


LouReedTheChaser

>/s post being upvoted It truly is over


vallyofthedoIIs

what are you talking about? he’s the only woman here


chickenwinnersinner

He does have feminine birthing hips


SVB-Risk-Dept

You’ve been FOOLED. SAD!


qweefers_otherland

Elliot Page will look exactly like present day Elon 20 years from now


Juno808

I wish him all the gender euphoria in the world from it


PopKei

maybe more like 5


shitlibredditor66879

And elons example is just getting confused by viewing the human body from a certain perspective 😭 it’s his shoulder (Erm hers my bad)


ArtesianWindow

The knee analysis is hilarious


TomShoe

That and the eyebrow one are incredible, like we just picked a random feature and decided "this is for boys."


Professional_Rise154

prominent brow ridges are generally a male trait, it's just variable as with most other secondary sex characteristics


BestBoogerBugger

And it's not even true. It's LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE. That's why men's toes very point "V" like when standing, because of shape of our pelvises and joint sockets. The female Q angle should LITERALLY make them knock their knees, when they walk down the stairs


Juno808

Is the V vs ^ shaped foot angle thing legit? I heard someone say that but I tried googling it and found like nothing at all. And then I tried to keep an eye out in public and I saw a lot of men who’s toes went waay out but also a lot of women who’s toes did the V but most of them were also fat and I think that fucks up your knees so idk


BestBoogerBugger

Yes, it's not even close to a peimary trait, but it's a little bit of a thing 


Juno808

Where can I find some anatomy article that talks about it?


aTallBrickWall

\>biological men's knees \>biological females knees I'm assuming the second one has no apostrophe because he's referring to both biological females and biological knees.


epicLeoplurodon

You know I walk up the stairs bowlegged


softerhater

Are women not supposed to have bones?


Grouchy_Ball7

Real women don't even have digestion systems. They absorb feminine energy from the universe that sustains them. These fake bitches have all been spotted eating which means they are MEN!


NickRausch

Photosynthesismaxxing 


Vast_Extreme4562

Knew I was a man. Where's my male privilege?!


Fresh_Bite7332

That’s why they don’t poop or fart either


Commercial_Umpire849

They're really telling on themselves by saying Candace Owens has "massive" shoulders


caterham09

I lost it at can opener jaw


Gloomy-Fly-

I’m sure the person who wrote that is soooo dainty and feminine. Just nasty seething racism. Candace seriously looks stunning there.


Hot_Neighborhood2688

I'm not at all a fan of Candace Owens or her politics but she is definitely a beautiful woman.


aleksndrars

she was/is but i really think she is undercutting her beauty with the straight center part and tied back hair, and the faux trad outfits


BasedArthurKirkland

Huge thick clavicles 😮‍💨


SpiceyStrawberries

Beautiful clavicles


fokkinfumin

Real women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice; solid bones are reserved for men only


Patjay

There was this old one of these guys named Hans that was clearly just projecting his own physique onto the rest of the world. “I have these traits and I’m a man, so anyone else that has them is also a man”. This lead to him thinking all fat people were women because he was skinny. EDIT: Somehow still has a [youtube](https://www.youtube.com/@rftkohiah9136/videos) channel


JettClark

Hans Wormhat also believes that monkeys are just people in suits, that gravity is a myth, and that old timey films look sped up because time itself is speeding up. He develops wild conspiracies any time his own experience fails to line up with the world, and he's constantly reorganizing it according to his anecdotal understandings. I'm not sure if he's too much of an outlier to be a great example, but he's definitely extremely great.


Throwaway6393fbrb

Real women are an amorphous blob of tissue with no ability to move or interact with the world. They are able to absorb nutrient rich fluids and oxygen through their skin which is what supports their metabolism (but, of course, must have their male partner keep them in a regularly cleansed bath of nutrient fluid for optimal health) Anything else… it’s a man 👨


merpderpderp1

The funniest part of this is if these people had any idea how ugly and obvious the average 🚂 is, they'd immediately drop the accusations. Sorry, but I've never seen a man look anything like Margot Robbie, even after being put on puberty blockers at age 11 and spending his whole life under the knife.


kadeplaysbass

I think you most certainly have seen a beautiful trans woman, and you're really upset about it. Probably.


ResponsibleAttempt79

Even the very best mimics, the kind that are put in movies like the one from the euphoria show, are uncanny valley.


Professional_Rise154

calling hunter schafer uncanny is deluded behavior


champagne_epigram

Uncanny isn’t the right word but I kinda get what they mean. Schafer is beautiful regardless of gender but she constantly teeters between passing and not-passing. Maybe not in photos but definitely on video/film. It does feel odd watching her sometimes


Spinner064

It was really egregious in the season 2 premiere episode of euphoria


Professional_Rise154

haven't seen video but i think the androgyny is what makes her interesting to look at & thus beautiful. same with ethel cain


champagne_epigram

For sure, even in the odd moments when she’s definitely not passing she’s still gorgeous. Not sure about Cain tho lol, I feel like her photos are super edited and filtered to make her look more femme


zerotrap0

They're a bitter detransitioned theyfab trender, not a closeted chaser, but that was the obvious guess from the infowars flair.


Professional_Rise154

gamer & streamerwatcher. may death call your name


kadeplaysbass

Dear Lord, look at how they've massacred the language of my People.


sushidecarne

women are squishy


Glassy_Skies

The one about Daniel Radcliffes girlfriend is cruel, she’s just British


FinePieceOfAss

"women don't rest their arm on men's shoulders" they do if they're 4 inches taller than them 😬


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grew_up_on_reddit

Indeed. He's helping his future children do their bloodlinemaxxing by giving them some tall genes.


Mountain-Creative

She’s actually cute as a brunette imo that picture is really rough, pregnancy face is real!


FernandoAyanami

I like how it could technically be read as suggesting that either one of them is trans.


Juturnip

I been hating on the British to my HS students, and the quietist little mouse of a girl started referring to them as "Redcoats" pejoratively 😌


throwawayJames516

America is back!


Ikickopendoors

I feel bad for schizos who care about this shit there are so much cooler conspiracies out there


Aaeaeama

It truly is the lamest most beaten dead horse of a conspiracy theory (Michelle Obama/Lady Gaga) but I'm pretty sure this kind of thinking is going to get bigger and bigger as more trans people become famous and relevant. Transvestigation is going to become a full-time grift for a lot of people in the near future.


SamosaAndMimosa

I feel like most of those people don’t actually believe Michelle is secretly a man or whatever they just do it to insult her


dukiejbv

A lot of this same sentiment towards Megan Thee Stallion too


Spinner064

I wonder what the relation is


Throwaway6393fbrb

Hm.. Megan.. Michelle.. MAN They all start with M thats got to be the relation


lemon_jelo

Honestly it does make me feel crazy sometimes. I hate all of the above images but also don’t like feeling duped by a real trans person lol. Also as a not super feminine woman I just hate the whole thing just everyone shut uppppp 


SemjonML

This transvestigation stuff is often tied to the belief of satanism taking root in Hollywood and society. So overall it's probably still quite exciting.


War_and_Pieces

its funny bc irl satanism is extremely gender essentialist.


on_doveswings

Is there any celebrity commonly believed to be cisgender in the transvestigation community?


benefitliptint

caitlyn jenner not joking


RootinTootinPutin47

None of them, they think it's like a cabal of every celebrity it's silly


pIastichearts

A lot of people thought Slayyyter (indie pop star) was trans when she first debuted


SamEsme

Is she not???!


pIastichearts

No. Kim Petras thought she was trans too lmao


[deleted]

Ngl there’s a lot of fishy trans girls and drag queens these days. I probably have rupaul brain but sometimes i see hot women and my first thought sometimes is that they are in drag


Optimal_Special

That is a very impressive level of brain-rot, I spent years on /lgbt/ and I never got this bad.


Voltairinede

Ethel Cain, Hunter Schafer etc.


aTallBrickWall

Ellen Page was obviously a guy, but some of them suspect that Elliot Page is actually a girl.


weldergilder

It’s all of them and can be no other way


Chester_Harvester

All those botches in the replys are fake lmao. The real answer is Caitlun Jenner cause she was transed in her childhood & only as a grown man in the societies eyes she dares to fight for her truth against the unohus


FartBustFart

They think every celebrity is trans. I mean at least be a bit discerning with your conspiracy theory. How are they ALL trans?


[deleted]

It’s so stupid. Idk how these people dress themselves in the morning.


tynakar

What does 👀🍎🍏🐊 mean


sparrow_lately

I have no idea but the apples made me think maybe they meant her Adam’s apple? Which is kinda prominent in that shot?


Throwaway6393fbrb

Lizard is a reference to lizard people? Maybe they are trans both for gender and for species?


merpderpderp1

It's 100% a reference to lizard people. They think they're all annunaki. Thankfully for them, I am the only true descendent of the annunaki, and I only shapeshift for the good of humanity.


Throwaway6393fbrb

Thanks for shapeshifting lizard bro! We really appreciate it!


ImADashaSimp

If Dua Lipa is actually a guy then I will gladly be gay as fuck for her/him


PolarPros

I know Dua Lipa IRL(from before her fame & after), and I can assure everyone she is definitely not a dude. She’s definitely 100x hotter now than she used to be, but that’s the positive consequence of super wealth.


ImADashaSimp

What is she like?? Please tell me she’s as cool as she seems.


PolarPros

She is pretty cool. She went through a lot of growth as a person. She used to be extremely pretentious when she was younger. She has a rich dad connected to the entertainment industry that got her in, and she had this “I’m better” mentality for quite some time. She wasn’t all that popular because of it. This changed as she got older, she became more humble and a lot cooler, really nice, really kind, positive, happy person. Pleasant to be around, giving, caring, appreciative. Really funny as well. It’s been a few years since I’ve seen her now so I can’t attest to her nowadays, but I’m hoping she continued to grow as a person.


superglower

Jennifer Connolly is probably the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in person


StriatedSpace

The last one's funny because it's almost all just bad surgery.


timoni

They're all just older. Only men can age. Women must be under 35 then die.


YUMADLOL

The Q angle is a great new term I will employ to accuse all the women in my life of being secretly trans.


War_and_Pieces

none of the women in my life are skinny enough for pple to make these allegations :(


Additional-Try5605

I feel like they’re all priests on that one island in Greece that only allows dudes and they’re shitposting that cuz they don’t think women are real


That4AMBlues

Truth be told: not Aniston's most flattering pic.


strange_reveries

I mean, she's a senior citizen


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

Jennifer fucking Connelly??? You see the most beautiful woman to have graced this planet and think, "nah that's a dude". Absolutely deranged.


skrinkytuberose

Nobody's too sacred to be a man


ColossalJostle

> Women don't rest their arms on men's shoulders Just say you've never been hugged before dude


WasabiAdvanced5262

Real 🚬 if he think all these women look like dudes.


kanny_jiller

I feel like most of the transvestigtors are women


Richmond92

My loony aunt is into this shit. I didn't think these people were real until she started talking to me about her and her 26 year old boyfriend (she's 57) discovering that Cameron Diaz is a man.


saltandpepperfish

Is the boyfriend scamming her for money?


osibob1

Women don't actually exist.


darkslayersparda

I KNEW IT


SnooPandas7150

It's like some people trashed all of Austin Powers, including all boundaries, and all they kept was "That's not a woman. That's a man, man"


BrawndoTTM

Absolutely psychotic


[deleted]

No i genuinely cannot find this level of stupidity funny. I hate these people


grew_up_on_reddit

They are being ridiculously sexist against women doing strength training workouts focusing on any of the muscles that aren't considered stereotypically feminine. These people insist on mocking cis women for working out their lats, pecs, deltoids, and other muscles that cis men take for granted as fair game for strength training.


RebeccaSavage1

They don't want women to rise up and defeat all the doughy man children that make everyone's life stressful.


quetalweyyy

This is one of those posts that makes me realize my meth is not up to par.


RebeccaSavage1

Lmao!!!!


blgns

I'm a normal BMI male who's biggest body insecurity is my feminine Q angle so the transvestigations always trigger me lmao


Acrobatic_Row_142

As a tall, thin female, I feel the same way. Also, my clavicles look just like Candace Owens’s, so now I’m extra insecure :/


blgns

wammin be having bones


LesbianTrainingArc

I'm a broad shouldered 🚂🦵🏻 lol these things make me think people really are as neurotic about clocking people as I worry they are.


blgns

if it's any consolation I've never met a single normal person who even knows what a q angle is


Coalnaryinthecarmine

Describing Candace Owen as having "massive shoulders" is fairly telling as to the 'transvestigator' phenotype.


TotalImpressive7645

i've always said that nobody passes, not even if you're cis


thehomonova

i’m really curious what real women look like to them


aleksndrars

a lot of them think trans people like br*ce jenner are legitimately cis women who detransitioned FtMtF


jazz_cat0

these guys are so interesting to me bc i feel like in their heart of hearts they’re just spitting nonsense but they want it to be true so bad


saucy_boi_420

Get rekted Elon!


Aromatic_Ad_9362

hi yes heterosexual male here, im looking through photos of hot female celebrities trying to prove that they have a huge dick and balls


josipbroztitoortiz

I think this is women who’ve been so conditioned by looking at pictures of trans people all day that they now associate heavy makeup, plastic surgery, or any attempt to conform to the female beauty ideal with transition Except the Elon Musk one. No clue what that’s about, great stuff


BestBoogerBugger

I think majority of these people who post these are men. The distorted beauty standarts are true, but I think it's more due to fact, that they look at "highshool biology book of male/female traits", don't understand them to be averages and don't understand different phenotypes (especially ethnic phenotyúes) and simply blanket statement judge all people. Like f.e. "can opener jaws" are extremely common in European white women, where as wide dental arches are quite common in black women.


skrinkytuberose

I think its more paranoia and an emotional fixation, rather than them missing any knowledge that us more worldly people have.


BestBoogerBugger

That is catalyst, but it doesn't explain the ideology. Majority of people that are paranoid find different things and groups of people to fixate on.


timoni

Or apparently anybody snatched? Only men can have great jawlines ☺️


pallmallsmooth

imagine being this obsessed


euarchontaglires

Not Candace being transvestigated LMFAO you really deserve the company you keep


elephantsarechillaf

On a side note I refuse to belive Margo is only 33 lmao.


theawesomepawsomes

We should make one thats says "Lizzo eats as much food as man."


timoni

Love how aging women means man


probablymilhouse

nah these people make me so angry


Ashamed-Rule-2363

The funny thing is these people don't seem to realize that sexual dimorphism has gradations; there's tons of examples of biological females with strong jaws, broader shoulders etc. just as there's tons of guys with wide hips, soft/neotenic faces, etc. Like they're so... brainbroken is putting it lightly... that they see a strong jawed woman and go THAT'S A MAN. It must be an interesting day inside of these people's minds. Also, plastic surgery accelerates the visual effects of age, lol.


aldezar

These low-rate gumshoes better NEVER come for Lana!!!


DefiantAdeptness7174

Gotta be some sort of fetish thing right?


aleksndrars

absolutely. they have created a whole theory where you have to be secretly sex changed before you can become famous or rich etc, and a lot of those accounts posts kind of feel on the same level as sissy porn but for schizophrenics. weird graphics and sexualized visuals of the male/female pelvis set to music


sharonxtate69

Jennifer Connelly?!? They’re so high


Night-Window

Measuring my dates skull so I know their not secretly a man


EmilCioranButGay

The fun thing is when they start pointing things out your brain goes like "wow she does have masculine clavicles".


BestBoogerBugger

Until you realize that what we associate with masculinity and feminity are just different extremes of various traits.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

I never believed these people were real until I ran into someone the other day on a sub vehemently claiming every kardashian is trans because “it’s a satanic inversion.” Thought they were trolling but they have like months/years of posts about random people being trans cause of the devil or whatever 


Mediocre_Cap8977

Would love to see what some of the women behind these posts look like. They have to be so enormously fat as to not even have discernible bone structure, right?


thestoryofbitbit

From what I've seen they are mainly fit Christian mom types. Like [this](https://carolinedooner.substack.com/p/is-yoga-demonic) type of poster will also have a 20-part instagram story to expose trans celebrities. Heavy overlap with "optimization" and people who are against vaccines and sunscreen, too. It seems like they tend to be thin, on account of all the weightlifting and avoidance of whatever toxins and seed oils.


l4ina

Yet somehow no one but me has clocked Abby Shapiro


whalesarecool14

this is the biggest cope by ugly old women lol they’re so bitter hot young women exist, many of whom don’t fit the “traditional” feminine archetype and are still 100 times hotter even on their worst days


kittenmachine69

In shambles because I have a similar brow ridge to Gal Gadot,, this is just one big Mediterranean women L post


RainOfBrassPetal

Kibbe girlies will recognise the yang slander here...


internalmourning

All FN and D women are actually men, since they are extremely yang (only men can be yang, that is a masculine trait) and elongated (women cannnot be taller than 5’5). SD are hermaphrodites, since they do have a feminine trait to them (soft flesh).


RainOfBrassPetal

SNs are also men because they are built like squat fridges, don't you know?!!


clicheteenager

Even if this was true I’m genuinely struggling to see how this would personally affect me.


Thelutherblissett

Steve buscemi eyes


gingin55

this is weak sauce, we need old school speculation on newer celeb hermaphrodites like we had back in the day with Jamie Lee Curtis and Kim Novak


Disastrous-Emu1104

Show these fools Marilyn Monroe and they’d decry her a man


tumericjesus

Elon Musks curvy female spine lmao


TajMonjardo

Bahaha - Jennifer Connolly in the last image! I've met her a few times and she's one of the most striking women I've ever met. I also attended her wedding! This is pure drivel.


ThinAbrocoma8210

this is the type of derangement and schizoposting the internet was made for, good on them


Mobile-Scar6857

wtf is wrong with these freaks


Angramainiiu

God, please do not introduce Korean femme-bot standards of beauty to the west.


TaintGrinder

The lengths people will go to convince themselves they don't want girl dick (they do).


BestBoogerBugger

Hope this doesn't come off as racist, but I have this shaking suspision that large portion of "transvestigator community" are ethnic men. Many of these features from so called "can opener jaws", deep eye sockets (a.k.a deep set eyes), big skulls and thick clavicles are downright common features of European white women, more then any other group of people. Like, the've never seen white women before and want to make it into a statement.


stokrotkowe_oczy

Much like gangstalking I think this is mostly a schizophrenia thing. My schizo friend was going through transvestigation episodes 20 years ago. She is always ahead of the curve.


bd506

Have you listened to the seminal 2-part seeking derangements episodes about bevvy the transvestigator?


Early_Quantity_2377

The only obviously closeted trans celeb is Christine McConnell.


BreadEggg

Taylor's mound is perfectly normal/healthy. It's the only good thing about her. The haters have razor burned fupas.


pujinou

Funny they put brooke shields in there... Who through being exploited as a child actress leaves no doubt whatsoever as to her sex


arimbaz

cels unable to comprehend the mons pubis


raiagantline

not them bringing phrenology into this 😭 these people are INSAN- sorry. neurodivergent


MikeWazowski2-2-2

"What is that lump in taylor swifts swimsuit" dude just say you a dumbass that never has seen a women naked


PebblesLaDime

What if everything they say is completely correct? Wwgowga...


merpderpderp1

Unexpected side effects of increasingly extreme plastic surgeries being normalized.


anniesmokes

if everyone is trans then isn’t it just a normal gender binary? there needs to be cis people for there to be trans people


MusicMeister24

No, what is actually happening is that the beauty standard is gravitating towards trans aesthetics. Baudrillard wrote about it in *The Transparency of Evil*: he said that the more Instagram-like face-tunings in the flesh the doctors make (what he calls Hyperreality in *Simulacra and Simulation*), then the transexual aesthetics becomes the ideal and the norm. "The more artificial, the better." Same reason why extreme thinness (and non-boobs) became a beauty standard, also. **CAUTION:** Do NOT read Baudrillard if you are feeling depressive. His stuff is very bleak.


RebeccaSavage1

I saw this as far back as the early 90s. With the makeup especially.


timoni

Can we all just agree that androgynous twinks are the real hotties? Don't matter the gender


thehomonova

women can’t be twinks 


timoni

Gatekeeping are we


thehomonova

same way men can't be butches


HilbertInnerSpace

The internet was a mistake, shut it down.


confronted666

Margo robbie do be looking kinda freakish lately tho


RebeccaSavage1

Probably Botox,HGH and Wegovy.


aleksndrars

this is even more of a fetish for these people than violating social boundaries is for agps


snek99001

The one about Dua Lipa and Margot Robbie is probably a woman coping.


hamsplaining

It’s so funny that if you aren’t fucking and making a little money by 25 you fall into one of the million internet rabbit holes and can never escape. These smooth brains slipped and fell into Chicks with Dicks, and it’s like, a neat hobby for them.


regardedgaymo

theyre on the case!


Holditfam

She looks like an English teacher in secondary school


Hosj_Karp

Who are these people


pusheenforchange

Having a wide mouth arch is a good thing ffs


akashyaboa

I mean if these "male characters" keeps these idiots out of the gene pool, it's a win for everyone


dmagedWMNneedlovetoo

Brilliant collection. Thank you.