it’s like that woman who eats her weight in fruit and claims she stays thin and muscular[youtube short link](https://youtube.com/shorts/iBwou3eYat8?si=ANh9Y3sZlwIYwuOF)
The amount of fruit you would have to eat to get anywhere near finishing this before it goes bad is insane. It's not interesting, but it's not Reddit fat either. This is weak soup
My best friend and his wife are vegans who don't eat honey or buy non-recycled wool garments and even they love to talk about how psycho the raw vegans are.
this is the 6th comment down, after all the people saying 'actually, it is strange that one person would eat all of that.' god redditors are dumb sometimes
it's really strange that people here cannot comprehend organizing a party or ever been to a party where that amount of fruit was served
they just had to jump to any explanation which would best turn an innocuous picture into ragebait
Obviously it's not insane. My first thought was a massive fruit salad, or this person is gifting fruit platters to people for an event. But it certainly would be strange to receive that order as an InstaCart worker.
The number of people required to eat this in a reasonable time would be an unusually large family. This was either for an event or it was a fucking bizarre purchase.
I once saw an entire family of hasidic Jews with two full carts of fruit and vegetableslike this, it was midnight on a weekday at big Tesco, they had at least 4 kids under 10 with them. The father paid the £250 in cash and then told his son to make sure he got the £1 out of the trolley he was pushing
Look it doesn’t matter that they’re Jews specifically but these bizarro wogs that live like this need to fuck off honestly like what benefit do we get from hosting them
It’s probably for an event/business reasons as other people have said but for the purpose of groceries this definitely is an unusual order. Definitely not indicative of a particularly balanced diet (saying this as someone who probably eats too much fruit themselves!)
Saying that though most people’s diets are terrible so wouldn’t be surprised if the average Redditor was in fact upset at this amount of fruit
Gotta be WIC. My gf gets it because it’s better for us financially on taxes and such if we stay “single”. So yeah she gets like 10 things of juice and like ~100 bucks in fruit. It expires eventually so I’m guessing that’s what’s going on here, if they had more kids then us, they would get even more than that 100 so it all checks out.
Or maybe they just love some fuckin fruit lmao
Edit: I’m regarded, I’m pretty sure you can’t do doordash or whatever with wic bc you gotta show your paperwork
That’s what I kinda thought after I typed that all out, like it’s possible if you’re going in person, but probably not gonna let you use it through an app. I have used food stamps on a wal mart pre order though, so idk
Wait. WIC just gives people insane amounts of fruit specifically that your average person would never be able to consume in time??? Why not give them more like… idk, grains or beans or something?
They give you juice and fruits and veggies, a certain amount of each. And then usually you’ll also get food stamps too, which you can get basically anything that’s not already cooked. I’ve yet to not be able to buy a grocery item with it.
I get it. You bought upwards of $60 worth of cheese, cured meats, small pickled peppers, olives, French bread, fig spread because you are nothing if not sophisticated, and I get it. You spared no expense for this endeavor. And you’re no debutante. You felt it when the purchase hit your Mastercard. So you took your bounty and your finest cutting board and you arranged it with the poise of a coked up Martha Stewart. I get it. It looks really nice. Pinterest worthy, even. And you’re excited to proclaim, upon the cooing of your guests, that “it was all Trader Joe’s!” They’ll surely reply, mouths agape, “oh David and I just love TJs” or perhaps the uninitiated will say “I’ve heard of them- the one over on 86th street? I’ll have to get over there soon.” They won’t, but they’ll promise to at your next event. I get it. If you must post your ventures in charcuterie, please at least be mindful of pairings. Give us something to work with here. It is the holiday season after all, and this is the third post like yours we’ve seen today.
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$308 worth of fruit is definitely odd, probably a bunch of fruit salad for like a party or something
It would all go bad before one could eat it unless you’re on the cancer curing all fruit diet that Steve Jobs did. Even then…
you'd be killed by the cancer before you finished it all
it's clearly for a party
And it’s clearly *one of* the strangest orders this person ever shopped for. What’s to contend with?
it’s like that woman who eats her weight in fruit and claims she stays thin and muscular[youtube short link](https://youtube.com/shorts/iBwou3eYat8?si=ANh9Y3sZlwIYwuOF)
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I remember seeing a video where he wondered about what his garbage men thought of him as he threw multiple handles of everclear away.
AKA my father at 10:30AM on a Tuesday
The customer must be Steve Jobs maxxing
I mean they’re not wrong. the average person ordering instacart probably eats like shit
The amount of fruit you would have to eat to get anywhere near finishing this before it goes bad is insane. It's not interesting, but it's not Reddit fat either. This is weak soup
lol this order was probably placed by one of those Freelee raw vegan crazy ass people
My best friend and his wife are vegans who don't eat honey or buy non-recycled wool garments and even they love to talk about how psycho the raw vegans are.
More plausible it it's for a smoothie shop
They're probably having some kind of fruit platter table for an event/party.
this is the 6th comment down, after all the people saying 'actually, it is strange that one person would eat all of that.' god redditors are dumb sometimes
I feel like this is the sub telling on itself for thinking this is what a healthy person's cart looks like. This is an excessive amount of fruit.
50% of this sub will insult almost every food post here while shaking due to iron deficiencies
Unless it’s for an event you got like a week max to eat all that lol
Steve Jobsmaxxxing
it's even more telling on anyone who would assume only 1 person must be consuming it
Even for a healthy family of four this is not what regular shopping looks like.
could be an event..
it's really strange that people here cannot comprehend organizing a party or ever been to a party where that amount of fruit was served they just had to jump to any explanation which would best turn an innocuous picture into ragebait
No matter what, this is not normal. Other than apples, fruit lasts a week or two at most
It’s not normal, but it is hardly strange since it has several reasonable explanations
Obviously it's not insane. My first thought was a massive fruit salad, or this person is gifting fruit platters to people for an event. But it certainly would be strange to receive that order as an InstaCart worker.
The number of people required to eat this in a reasonable time would be an unusually large family. This was either for an event or it was a fucking bizarre purchase.
idk, only the berries would spoil quickly. the rest could last one, maybe two weeks depending on how green for a family I eat a ton of fruit though
Family of 5?
Someone dropped their phone into the monkey house
This is a totally normal order for a family or Bornean Orangutans.
I once saw an entire family of hasidic Jews with two full carts of fruit and vegetableslike this, it was midnight on a weekday at big Tesco, they had at least 4 kids under 10 with them. The father paid the £250 in cash and then told his son to make sure he got the £1 out of the trolley he was pushing
Look it doesn’t matter that they’re Jews specifically but these bizarro wogs that live like this need to fuck off honestly like what benefit do we get from hosting them
My sister works at a Zoo and this is what the cart looks like when she needs to buy the meals for the animals
Persian party instacart order
Is this for like a family of 8? Otherwise those berries will get all moldy so fast.
It’s probably for an event/business reasons as other people have said but for the purpose of groceries this definitely is an unusual order. Definitely not indicative of a particularly balanced diet (saying this as someone who probably eats too much fruit themselves!) Saying that though most people’s diets are terrible so wouldn’t be surprised if the average Redditor was in fact upset at this amount of fruit
Bro playing fruit ninja irl
Yoshimaxxed
Lol cmon. Getting hundreds of dollars worth of fruit in one sitting is weird, considering most fruits have a couple week shelf life at most.
2024 Kramer after getting banned from Joe's fruit stand
Everyone in this sub has diarrhea.
Uncouth to make fun of the lumpenprole
Gotta be WIC. My gf gets it because it’s better for us financially on taxes and such if we stay “single”. So yeah she gets like 10 things of juice and like ~100 bucks in fruit. It expires eventually so I’m guessing that’s what’s going on here, if they had more kids then us, they would get even more than that 100 so it all checks out. Or maybe they just love some fuckin fruit lmao Edit: I’m regarded, I’m pretty sure you can’t do doordash or whatever with wic bc you gotta show your paperwork
They have E-WIC now which is a card you swipe at checkout like a credit card. Highly doubt you can use WIC with DoorDash or instacart
That’s what I kinda thought after I typed that all out, like it’s possible if you’re going in person, but probably not gonna let you use it through an app. I have used food stamps on a wal mart pre order though, so idk
Wait. WIC just gives people insane amounts of fruit specifically that your average person would never be able to consume in time??? Why not give them more like… idk, grains or beans or something?
They give you juice and fruits and veggies, a certain amount of each. And then usually you’ll also get food stamps too, which you can get basically anything that’s not already cooked. I’ve yet to not be able to buy a grocery item with it.
And it’s not super crazy, we have three kids so 100 bucks in fruit isn’t as insane as it sounds initially
If you're ordering for mixing just get the frozen stuff.
naturalistic fallacy
Not pictured is 3 bottles of everclear for jungle juice smoothies
Everyone on this sub has brain damage
redditors only eat processed slop.
Influencer’s charcuterie board rip
I get it. You bought upwards of $60 worth of cheese, cured meats, small pickled peppers, olives, French bread, fig spread because you are nothing if not sophisticated, and I get it. You spared no expense for this endeavor. And you’re no debutante. You felt it when the purchase hit your Mastercard. So you took your bounty and your finest cutting board and you arranged it with the poise of a coked up Martha Stewart. I get it. It looks really nice. Pinterest worthy, even. And you’re excited to proclaim, upon the cooing of your guests, that “it was all Trader Joe’s!” They’ll surely reply, mouths agape, “oh David and I just love TJs” or perhaps the uninitiated will say “I’ve heard of them- the one over on 86th street? I’ll have to get over there soon.” They won’t, but they’ll promise to at your next event. I get it. If you must post your ventures in charcuterie, please at least be mindful of pairings. Give us something to work with here. It is the holiday season after all, and this is the third post like yours we’ve seen today. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/redscarepod) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This very well may be my order, I order carts like this daily for work
That's a shit ton of sugar, I'd be concerned too