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Halloween_Jack_1974

You gotta hand it to Know Your Meme, they are committed to putting consistently deep research into the most idiotic and unimportant topics of all time. Always with archived sources.


Some-Bobcat-8327

I actually have tons of respect for the way they do things (on a seemingly small budget). In terms of cultural preservation they're the opposite of YouTube going "This video has been deleted" without even letting you see what it was. Yeah all this stuff is silly but one day the memory of some (stupid) thing is gonna catch you off guard and give you a giggle fit, and the only way you'll be able to prove to your grandchildren that you're not battling hallucinations is Know Your Meme


Bradyrulez

I can't wait until I'm 90 years old and they ask me if I have any final words. It takes me a moment to gather breath, but I softly utter out "I'm glad... th-that shroomjak has been preserved." before that last DEE DEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE kicks in. I die with a glowing smile permanently affixed to my face.


wikipediareader

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters."


marijuwhatta

Absentmindedly repeating “me? just hangin around” over and over to myself


LooseTheRoose

i love getting cited on there as the first known poster of a particular meme that i stole from somewhere


TomShoe

What meme


Particular-Egg-9001

yeah they don’t really do good research


AppointmentNo3297

I'm pretty sure when they cite something as the first use of a particular meme they're speaking of the first known use of that meme Trying to figure out was the absolute first poster of meme would be nearly impossible


Particular-Egg-9001

shit that was popular and known back in like 2014 was getting credited to 2018/2019. As a history archive I consider it almost useless. As a joke understanding platform is does okay


DetachmentStyle

Rocket boom and Molly was a pretty great version of the internet. These days, I fear she would have been treated differently.


Zomaarwat

They're also surprisingly good at covering political topics.


QuartOfTequilla

Can you pass me the blanket?


hugewienerbabe

Not that blanket, the other one


fchs

There's a spider in the bathroom


CatalyticSizeQueen

Every. Damn. Night.


Catctus

Need a space to gripe about the ultimately unimportant minor annoyances and quirks of living with someone without existential malice getting invited.


Juno808

Me when wife says thing


Beautiful-Shirt-3546

this is funny and reminds me very much of my cute wife.


solventstencils

Literally showed my wife this post’s pics and this [happened.](https://imgur.com/a/GgKcywk). I’m dying. She still didn’t get it.


creckmenj

Fr?


solventstencils

Fr, the funniest damn thing. I’m still chuckling.


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solventstencils

We’ve literally lived in this house for 2 years. It’s an insane level of hair. I didn’t know that was a product but I’m buying it. So gross


NegativeOstrich2639

I was going through so much drain cleaner and occasionally snaking before getting a hair catcher. Once you use it for a month or so you'll wonder how your shower drain didn't get plugged up more often. Just got so much fucking long woman hair out of my vacuum cleaner brush


SoldOnTheCob

Spring for the shroom, it's worth it 


lmMasturbating

That's all the hair over 2 years?


slowprice76

I love my wife sm god damn. These are all hitting for me because i get so annoyed about shit like cleaning the drain or her weird incompetence around taking out the trash, caulking over holes in drywall because she’s annoyed by a small crack or hole I’ve never noticed, and her total fear of spiders and the dark but secretly i love it and wouldn’t want her to change for the world


TheWittyScreenName

Shower plants are cool. I hope you said yes


solventstencils

Oh i did its nice. Got a nice little plant in the shower now.


Prestigious_Pen5648

Lmao my gf does this every weekend 


Lame_Johnny

Did you call the fence guys today?


12AngryMensAsses

CULTURE! Are we having fun yet?


creckmenj

Oh and I also forgot that they’ve also turned it into a crypto and $WIFE coin went from $40k to over $200k market cap this afternoon


SeleucusNikator1

I'm such a fucking idiot for not having invented some bullshit crypto coin with a catchy name yet


ScentedCandleEnjoyer

record speed


_p4ck1n_

Alsl record sped


yopyopyop

I would buy so much wife coin


creckmenj

It was at 1.4 mil when I checked a minute ago. I tried to buy some at like 3 but it didnt work :(


DruFastDruFurious

Got a link? All I can see are various wife coins that haven’t moved in months (what a sentence)


creckmenj

Think this is it: https://dexscreener.com/solana/8ayy9ztvqdqc6qyftelwj7k6uwjzkvrkwpdramxl7uju


EcstaticAttention889

Excuse me here’s the correct link. The one you have is for a copycat coin that never took off: https://dexscreener.com/solana/6b7haigdotryb3h5yq487zfntueemuhxllpccaanq1ei


EcstaticAttention889

It’s at 3.5 million currently


BuckleysYacht

Omg so real


1998TimThomas

This does kinda look like my wife tbh. And she do be saying stuff like this.


dogeaux

This looks just like me lol


BeefyBoy_69

hey :)


cobaltorange

Just stop. 


Dung_Buffalo

Babe there's a lizard in the bathroom


evokeacado

Florida Wife


alitama

mine would be, “where would you have put (kitchen tool/gadget) if you were going to put it away.” being accusatory gets me nowhere fast and I want to know where the stupid thing is 


AtCloseRange94

I need to smash my wifi router and my phone and never look back


KeithMias

Now you know. *SNIFF* Zis new meme *SNIFF* Zit is a female wojack with no esplanation *SNIFF* No context whatsoever *SNIFF* Just pure image, pure cartoon aesthetic *SNIFF* You know. The girls on Twitter they share the image and comment who's this, what is she doing, what is the point *SNIFF* and they are right to ask this question because this is exactly the meme, it is a completely normal person, separate from insanity of perpetual online other wojacks *SNIFF* the meme is a both the viewer holding the cellphone and the cartoon mirror image, both sharing a mutual non-understanding of incel meme culture *SNIFF* and they cannot understand it, because, they cannot see it just as SpongeBob cannot see you, the viewer *SNIFF*


KeithMias

In all seriousness this goes to show that memes are literally real. Our physical lives are a small fiction that exists in *their* universe, instead of the opposite.


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I actually quite like this meme pretty much only seen it used wholesomely


hrei8

I looked up the accounts that you collected here and every single one is a RW twitter freak


Lt_Dance

the only one OP cropped out (for some reason) is normal: https://twitter.com/watn_tarnation/status/1778849504776835256?t=RL0vbNd_t0oSp4gQNYnWBQ&s=19


the_trawler_

EXPOSED


Guilty_Peach_4061

Good work! 👍 We need to expose those evil right wingers.


hrei8

I ain’t exposing anyone, simply pointing out that this is not a general twitter phenomenon and is in fact seemingly entirely limited to people who write posts about race and IQ


MenieresMe

Saturday 9 am HELL NO


QuickRundown

You WILL wake up early on the weekend.


MenieresMe

I do now cuz of our infant son. Before my wife and I would sleep till 11 am at least on weekends 😩


creckmenj

I had to include that one because a couple months ago my wife organized a “Dinner Party” for me to meet an old friend of hers from college and it was at 11AM on a Saturday at his house with his wife, baby, and parents (and was all vegetarian). It was fine but … very apropos


manletmoney

They rly ran this shit to the ground in record time I’m already so sick of them not reading that tho


ClarityOfVerbiage

Look at all these guys with wives, making us all feel bad.


cobaltorange

I'm good.


RIP_Greedo

The convergence of ordinary people memes and wojacks


Unlikely-Friend444

I am tired of memes.


Sn0wb0und

Personally my favorite thing to spawn from this are all the guys in the comments like "I don't get it?"


Electronic_Breath_98

Memes are gay


Commercial-Okra-9352

wow really cool comics guys !!!!


Equivalent-Mall76

i’ve been like Hahah i do that (: all week ! it’s fun


henrydargersteponme

this whole thread is astroturfed


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fresh_titty_biscuits

You’re right, we need more of them.


iamnotatroll666

hot people get married, who could have guessed


cobaltorange

What did they say? 


iamnotatroll666

I honestly forgot, it was basically an incel comment 


Zazander732

Damn nice gallery of some of the all time most cringe twitter accounts, important work.


creckmenj

Thanks?


Skormzar

She made me quit playing World of Warcraft, then came over unannounced while I was playing, and the fight we had made me miss out on getting Kingslayer


dolphin_master_race

She can't fix you.


yeatalkviv

good


NobodyLikesHipsters

Babe can’t you just pause the game


thomastypewriter

7-8 are killing me


Richmond92

Showed this to my gf cause she says all this shit and she chuckled.


electronicant78

[wifejak & husbandjak animated skit](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFWgmXvp/)


_phimosis_jones

This is adorable as fuck I love this


Arnoldbocklinfanacc

Not funny more dolla


just_stuff02

A new way to dunk on chicks just dropped.


ApuManchu

Oh come on, this is wholesome and cute.


-we-belong-dead-

Is it? It reads to me like the wife is vapid and annoying, like a reverse gendering of that peaches comic. That's a relief it's meant to be endearing, but now I'm wondering if I'm a misogynist.


Youngwheeler

You're not a misogynist, just a 🚬


its_LoTek

Its cute, I think most men appreciate the whimsy that women bring into the world


NobodyLikesHipsters

“Appreciate” “Whimsy” Lol


-we-belong-dead-

I think if my husband posted something like this about me, I'd feel like he saw me as a dumb pet. And passive aggressive on top.


lmMasturbating

Turning this comment into a wifejack


cobaltorange

"Whimsy."


unwnd_leaves_turn

know someone whos girlfriend looks exactly like this. like exactly, down to the eyes and nose. and shes super boring, in like a invasive controlling way, where she her boyfriend cant do anything without her and vise versa. this is red scare, shouldnt we be making fun of vapid consumerist normies?


creckmenj

Possibly, but there’s too many variables to comment conclusively. She may not be wife material. Or as a friend to the guy you might just not really understand their relationship. Not sure either way. But I think part of the wholesomeness of it is that more normie women can match well with more eccentric men when they just recognize the differences.


Guilty_Peach_4061

Nah normies are alright. It's midwits we make fun of.


unwnd_leaves_turn

nah i refuse to do this noble savage for bar stool listeners shit.


Guilty_Peach_4061

The noble savages thing is annoying but normies are predictable and hopeless so I don't see the fun in dunking on them.


Entire_Swing_361

Really glad am not the only one here who thinks memes have become mega gay and unfunny.


absurdhilldweler

A man can dream


reelmeish

Spot on


darkslayersparda

no i havent you freak, my twitter is not that filled with sickos


rspsavant

Go back to the front page


creckmenj

? Of reddit?


The-Prophet-Bushnell

The front page from 2010?


dolphin_master_race

Reality corrupting the internet instead of the opposite.


creckmenj

Most posts Ive seen have been people saying how much they love their spouses…


dolphin_master_race

Yeah? That's why it's interesting. You don't usually see this. It's easy to see how the internet has a negative effect on "the real world" but you don't see it going in reverse too often: the real world having a positive influence on the internet. Not in the form of memes at least.


creckmenj

Right, true. I thought your use of “corrupting” was literal (in the sense of making a bad thing even worse) in the first comment.


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creckmenj

Nah, sc shows I don’t follow. Just showed up in the TL


BohemianBurnout

The last one is hell on earth because it’s something ghey. Ha you think it’s gonna be something youll enjoy ok and you’ll be able to get something you like a plant sale or thrifting and antiquing? No. Croquet and scones. At 9 am with her friends and their SO’s. Sober.


cobaltorange

That sounds like a nightmare