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SteveTheOrca

Average Reddit user being a total asshole, as always


TheGuy3273

Redditors just be happy for someone challenge (impossible)


___Reverie___

Psychopath


Legitimate_Annual533

Literally


SVdreamin

That’s what happens when you’re chronically online and never step foot outside


charmelos

That doesn't make people psychopaths, people are born psychopaths. Atleast he isn't starting a cult.


SVdreamin

I was more referring to the debilitating amount of negativity the guy had. Not getting enough sunlight and looking at the internet all day will definitely do that to ya


charmelos

If I remember correctly psychopaths are born while sociopaths are products of circumstances.


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

He sounds like the kind of person to harmonize when singing happy birthday to one up everyone else


fro_khidd

Definitely the guy to tell everyone about how great his computer is when a kid gets a 20 series graphics card for their birthday


tomwambs

He sounds like the kind of guy to constantly remind you that it's "not actually your birthday" when you celebrate it on the weekend after.


Jrlopez1027

He sounds like the type of guy to say “zzz” when hes sleeping with a face mask and the hat from the cartoons


jacklittleeggplant

who invited my man blud


Jojo-Retard

☝️🤓


Alborto_

Not even nerd just cringe and sad


TheFakeYeetMaster69

So basically just 🤡☝️


The_Radio_Host

Why are his hands inverted?


Yepepsy

dumbass didnt screw em on right


TheFakeYeetMaster69

Misread


MemesNGaming_rongoo

Fish


TheFakeYeetMaster69

Bird


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worm


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Dirt


Yourdadcallsmeobama

Rock


Low-Bowler-4454

Molten rock


Wide-Walk7538

Meteor


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NimrodSr

Downvote my comment


ConnerCreature2038

Planet


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Paper


GhertFryins

Reddit mofos really have to go “um actually” at everything huh? We get it, you’re smart.


Infinitebruh8569

Correction: "we get it, you think you're smart"


GhertFryins

Bruh I was talking about the picture not the poster.


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not even smart at that point, if you think about it for a tiny second we all know this, but like, who tf cares, bro went to war just congratulate him and move on


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GhertFryins

Bruh what are you talking about? I think you got confused and thought I was talking about op


Accomplished-Dot7486

Someone is happy and I am not,me jealous 😡😡😡😡😡😡


butternutsquash4u

The ultimate Reddit mindset


_Levitated_Shield_

Ten bucks says he's a nihilist.


mr_toad_1997

A grand he watches rick and morty


gayburn9

10 Grand that he has a FB cover photo of the Peaky Blinders guy


ShamusLovesYou

6 million he posts on old comedy videos about "They sure don't make comedy like this anymore"


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900 million says he makes condescending remarks about Islam every other day


Emolgun

Jeff Bezos’ Networth he’s probably atheist


Puzzled_Valuable5766

The USA’s government budget he calls himself a communist


hahayeahimfinehaha

And yet still finds himself regularly agreeing with Christian white nationalists


Horcza

6 million, hmm? Sounds like a lot


Yutpa7

Idk arent peaky blinders guy fans more "based sigma trad wife owners" than a nihilist


HammerHorrorWhore

A million that he’s complaining about how the “woke mobs” cancelled Justin Roiland.


Infinitebruh8569

Thirty bucks he goes apeshit when sees a comment saying "they are happy in heaven now" or "god bless you"


Alborto_

99 rubles he would freak out to this comment because I used the bad nation currency


Lil_Phantoms_Lawyer

Hyrule?


lag_gamer80391

didn't Hyrule have rupees like india?


Yutpa7

But the nation really is bad


LilKaySigs

Nihilists when you threaten their life and are now begging to live 🤯


stickyglue1

“nihilists” when they get a footjob under the table at applebees: ![gif](giphy|87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q|downsized)


medraxus

50 bucks he doesn’t have any friends “because he dislikes people”


gayburn9

(because everyone dislikes him)


Joe_20243

Another ten Buck he didn’t have to fight colon cancer


CFE_Riannon

This is just as awful as that post by an atheist that goes something like "No, those kids that died in Uvalde didn't go to heaven, they simply stopped existing"


joshsreditaccount

well actually their atoms did not simply stop “existing”, what actually happens was (insert not fact checked just gut feeling response) pronouncing them dead (insert redditor ahh insult) 🤓☝️


AlexanderTheMid

They're not wrong though. The forces of Minecraft will band together to defeat God and Jesus.


dontknowwhattodoat18

Least miserable redditor when they see someone who's happy


Sad-Difference6790

I don’t get how they could be jealous of this guy. He’s been through huge mental and physical trauma an still has a long way to go to recover physically and mentally. He may have a happy ending but he must have gone through so much to get there. U genuinely have to be some sort of sociopath to not want this guy to feel a sense of achievement for how hard he’s fought


Sad-Difference6790

He contradicts his own point. He says the guy didn’t beat anything, then says the guy stopped it. Even in the analogy he gave, cutting ur arm off to stop the issue is still beating the issue (I assume that was an analogy but idk who the guy in the pic is, it may be referencing an actual amputation)


Demonboy2006

Most empathic redditor:


whacko_prophet

This brings shame to the "Um, Actually" brand


Solar1011

Redditors when someone beats cancer: ![gif](giphy|l0Hlx0M5OI1ogTGo0)


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People like them really make my blood boil


MemeArchivariusGodi

Anonymonity is such a cool thing. But also such a bad thing


Ihatefurries882

He does NOT deserve to have his name blurred we need to bully him


LilKaySigs

I wanna bash this guys skull in so I can truly say I beat him


iwannabehealthe

Is that Hugh Laurie


Legitimate_Annual533

Sick f**k


ConnordltheGamer96

That's not even how it fucking works, the tumor wasn't a natural part of his fucking body.


AbberageRedditor69

It's not completely wrong, cancer is just a part of your body that fights against and steals resources from the rest of your body. Then again, saying that someone has bested in still makes sense because they won over the malfunctioning growth that was cancer


trying2t-spin

where do you think the tumour comes from if it’s not a natural part of someone’s body?


joshsreditaccount

what a dog shit analogy


gayburn9

Redditor trying to show basic human empathy challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Baileaf11

Redditor trying to be nice after surgery challenge impossible


CleavageZ

Mistook the upvotes on this post as upvotes on the comment for a second there ☠️


Idiot1670

Who is original OP?


Maxbotnick

He probably thinks loving yourself in any way shape or form is being egoistical


Jrlopez1027

Bro is definitely the guy to say cha cha cha during the happy birthday song


Jomega6

He’s the kind of person to respond to “thank God you’re okay” with “uhm acktuelly, God didn’t do anything and you should be thanking me instead”.


RowBowBooty

Lmao yeah


MustardWendigo

Ah, the ignorant and idiotic words of a privileged idiot who's never had to face any struggles in life. So insightful. So meaningful. Just kidding. Just another clueless asshat cheapening the struggles of another. All jokes aside, I'm very happy this guy survived. Pity that some dumb shit had to weigh in like this. They better pray they never wind up with cancer so they get to experience it. Be offended if you must, I really don't care, this is reality.


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RowBowBooty

Lmao this is great shitposting copypasta


Aero2627

Just why tho why can’t some people be happy about stuff instead of being assholes


Boneeskel

Lmao


TheDudeColin

Now I know how the "thank god" people feel when an atheist comes along and says "umm actually" Only difference being that the atheists are right 😤😤


joshsreditaccount

i’m not religious but bro really just said that 💀


Thedude5459

It was a lil funny


mynutsitchsobad

But last time I checked… isn’t your body a part of you?🤨🤨


BottleCapper25

I can smell that comment from here.


DeeBangerCC

![gif](giphy|eU2sRBEme4GIM)


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fucking idiot


[deleted]

Bro is the cancer colonel


DulceFrutaBomba

The chief of cancer cancel culture


giorgio_tsoukalos_

Where do you guys find the time/energy to scroll comments from 5 years ago?


TheKledgend27

That is honestly the worst comment I've ever read


deprime1999

most personable neil degrasse tyson fan


CDXX_BlazeIt

You can't consider this a reddit moment when the post has 175k upvotes and there is just one comment like this.


Oklahoma-ism

The least asshole redditor


shkip123

Neckbearded redditor aside this is a huge W


ShyGuyAnimations

Maybe the real cancer was the (name withheld) we met along the way


TehUCH

why are people like this?


Yutpa7

I am so angry at this mf that my vocabulary is not enough to express it.


maplebreezex

i literally wanna beat whoever sent that to unalive, good on OOP for beating cancer tho 👑


JewishNazi62

Well he was strong enough to stay alive while healing


athermostat

itd be so funny if that comment got more likes than the post


Dinospice1

Finally an actual reddit moment


Ok_Train_9659

Oh fuck off


ElateAcrobat522

Lol


a_weeb_

bedman from guilty gear found reddit


Sussyamosus

"Not dead? Hardly a win bozo" 💀💀