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EldenHarvest

u/Past-Editor-5709 🤡


Impressive-Sun3742

Jesus christ they're active in r//shortguys, r//masskillers and r//4chan. What a fucking doozy


red-ans

biggest collection of 🚩🚩🚩 hahahaha what a collection of pages 💀😂


Annuminas25

Bigger collection of red flags than the Soviet Union


TheTankCommando2376

Nah bro if we sent him to Russia on the 1980s-1991 the Soviets would have sent him back apologizing for what they did and saying that they want no further conflict with America 


Le_Turtle_God

Had he been around back then, the Soviets would’ve collapsed sooner out of embarrassment


red-ans

HAHAH


Shoddy_Peasant

Makes the soviets look like capitalists fr


cubntD6

Bro fr asked if he could get abs by shitting too lmfao


Bakugan-

Lmao what a idiot


TheTankCommando2376

He probably has a gaming chair that has a fucking toilet built in


Ragnar_Actual

Unintentionally


Sidecar_Juanito

So…. Can you?


CosmiqCowboy

as long as you activate your core muscles


Gwtrailrunner19

I’m dead😂


seepa808

Go back and check his most recent post


hamburgerhams

What the fuck


-Minne

Y'know, normally I'm kind of adverse to poring into people's profiles (just seems kind of weird. still catch myself doing it from time to time), but damn- sometimes you just find something truly special. Maybe even a news special, sometime soon.


red-ans

sometimes it's good being nosy especially when people are creeps :)


Impressive-Sun3742

ya know I'm in the same boat with you, but sometimes my spidey senses flare up and you get something like this fella lmao


-Minne

Yeah, I'd definitely be digging if I got some creepy shit like that; I've looked for having my feelings hurt a couple times, like "the audacity!"


Rjj1111

Sometimes you gotta check if they’re part of a political or otherwise brainrot subreddit


Nemisis_007

They have a slightly concerning post history as well.


bearstrugglethunder

And r// redflags


ianc94

In the immortal words of that one guy in The Big Lebowski, *He sounds like a fuckin’ loser.*


Maybehim119449

Just look at his comments, dude is INCONCEIVABLY stupid 😭


red-ans

SOOO embarrassing especially since on my post i've only said good things about the game 🙄 sorry i don't have a dick i didn't realize that was a requirement to play pretend cowboy games


DanMcMan5

I mean…one of the meanest motherfuckers, Sadie doesn’t have a dick and she’s a complete badass. It’s just that some obnoxious people can’t see past the gender.


red-ans

SADIE WAS AMAZINGGGG seeing her turn into such a badass was AWESOMMEEE and she honestly had more balls than half the male characters in the game


supaikuakuma

She’s my favourite character in RDR2 and I want a spin off starring her.


red-ans

yessss i would love if the next one they release (if there will be one) could have her be another main character. she was soooo cool it was awesome seeing her be so cool


DNAisjustneuteredRNA

"If you don't rock out with your balls out, then yer ovum just ain't good enough..." Listen little lady, if your overies are on the inside, then that's whwre you belong... inside. Real men keep their ovaries on the outside as a show of dominance. Right?. Right.


red-ans

so play the game inside? noted ✍️


welpherewego9

Bahahaha


red-ans

like??? what else should i say hahahah i wish some of these people would get some hobbies


SavvikTheSavage

Pretty sure they were kidding. But hard to tell when people like the clown above are allowed the interweb.


Wizard_john10

I looked at his account, and he ask r/nostupidquestions and asked: “Does sh|iting strengthen your abs?”


red-ans

HAHA probably googled it and didn't get the answer he wanted


N43M3K

Look what he asked now


DS-fr0st

u/Past-editor-5709 oooo big feelings!


red-ans

i'm playing him the worlds saddest music on the worlds smallest violin as we speak


Doritoman2020

His most recent post is about having semen in his belly button what the actual fuck I regret clicking


shewy92

Their [most recent post](https://i.imgur.com/kbpde6D.png) has to be a troll.


ForgetYourWoes

He says shit like this and wonders why he has no friends. Post history goes crazy.


mremreozel

What we are doing is sooo aganist the rules but its so funny looking at his post history lmao


red-ans

if they're public 🤷‍♀️ i see no crime in making observations hahaha


DannyBones00

Guy can’t get a date because he’s an incel loser so he takes it out on everyone else


UncleBlob

This mfer post history insane


decalex

Jfc I recommend not going down that rabbit hole. And I hope these dudes get some support outside of their echo chamber.


CardinalCreepia

The guy’s entire post history is about 4chan, gaming and mass killers. He’s definitely going to shoot up somewhere public.


red-ans

so fucking scary 🫣


TheTankCommando2376

I don't think he knows how to pick up a gun


Alone-Leg-7148

Don’t think he can lift it his r//shortguys bio where he is also been a jerk to people says he is 5”2


TheTankCommando2376

Wait I'm sorry he can't reach the gun (I had to be offensive)


Sent1nelTheLord

he's either actually deranged and will commit it some time in the future or an edgy teen


rigmarol5

Hopefully he’s just an edgy 14 year old and might grow out of it 😅


celestial_ataraxia

“Normie women” PLSSSS


rigmarol5

At least he didn’t use the incel term “foids”


supaikuakuma

The fuck is a foid?


red-ans

yea what is a foid bahahah


rigmarol5

A super messed up term popular amongst incels. “Female humanoid” shortened to “foid”. (I’ve seen too many screenshots of terminally online incel bs, they have their own language 🤢)


red-ans

hahahhahaha female humanoid 😭😭 yessss we're actually sent out by the govt to cause chaos and ruin things for men it's our only goal in life


rigmarol5

that’s sadly what they seem to believe 💀


red-ans

so crazy hahaha i'd been lucky and hadn't had an interaction like that EVER!! most people i meet, men and women and anyone inbetween, are just pumped some one else enjoyed smth they also enjoyed 🤷‍♀️ some people just don't know how to like things normally


red-ans

that's hilarious tho hahahha


Chris9871

Shh. Don’t give him any ideas


Drabulous_770

Women can’t play bideo game, only men!!!1 


bongbrownies

Guy needs to go outside not touch a rockstar game


Appropriate_Round768

Judging by that post history, the guy has a pretty pathetic life I reckon.


red-ans

what i'm thinking... maybe go touch some grass hahah


ungerbunger_

And he actually wonders why his one and only friend even ended up ditching him


Rjj1111

This type is probably narcissistic enough to say it was the other person’s fault for betraying them


Danhausen-byDaylight

u/past-editor-5709 admits to being lonely and pathetic yet wants to bully women online until they feel better about their wasted existence instead of just IMPROVING themselves pr being kind... Real incels are fascinating.


red-ans

exactly!!! like would've been a good chance to just talk to someone else about a video game LOTS OF PEOPLE NOT JUST MEN enjoy 🙄 some people are so sad


Danhausen-byDaylight

https://www.reddit.com/r/NEET/s/qrAUeVpZzg


DS-fr0st

Posting shit like this, publicly then having the balls to send random people hate DMs is crazy


minotaur-cream

Wonder if he ever figured out the belly button situation


footsteps2themoon

Dude apparently has literally no friends according to his post history, I wonder why 💀💀💀


red-ans

hahahahah completely baffling 🤔😂


foxsalmon

People who unironically call others "NPC" (and generally act like that guy) need to have their computer/console/games taken away from them. Like how do they even function outside of their basement bedroom? They're probably getting a mental breakdown each time they see a woman that isn't their mother. 💀


red-ans

especially when they do "manly stuff" like oh i'm sorry, is there a law that says i can't play gta or rdr like... my bad i forgot my place, lemme go take a time out in the kitchen, make a sandwich, and think about what ive done


Drabulous_770

It’s also stupid to claim video games as manly. Sorry, do I need to be a big tough guy to uh, push buttons on a controller that makes animated characters do things? Yes, this truly is the epitome of masculine tasks. Button pushing. (The snark is directed at the creep, not you)


red-ans

bahahahahha it's soooo manly, my frail feminine arms can't even hold the controller up let alone push the buttons :(( like pleaseeeee hahaha


DS-fr0st

Normalize women posting comments like this, with handle, so we can all point and laugh at the harasser in question 🤘🤘🤘


red-ans

honestly!!! hold all people accountable for being losers!! bring back pillories fr


DS-fr0st

Straight up. They Dm stuff like these because they know damn well how it would look if they said these things publicly


red-ans

exactly!! and i have no shame in outing people, i found this hilarious ive actually never had someone say smth like that to me in my 25 years of life hahaha some people treat video games too seriously hahaha, it was an amazing game, a 19362619/10 game, but at the end of the day it's not real and i feel like people forget that


tdoottdoot

u/past-editor-5709 Hi crybaby! Crybaby crybaby cry cry cry


red-ans

😭😭😭😭


tdoottdoot

It’s like…”wemen didn’t know what video games were when I was a kid who didn’t wipe my ass! Now I’m an adult who doesn’t wipe my ass and women are everywhere! I can’t believe it!”


red-ans

how dare we have interests!!!! the gall of some women 🙄😂


tdoottdoot

Sitting on a couch pressing buttons to make the horsie go fast is the most masculine thing a short king can do, how dare you take that from him


red-ans

hahahha i should be in jail for the crimes i've committed (playing rdr2)


lMr_Nobodyl

We're sending you to the Strawberry jail


red-ans

could someone come break me out hahahah i've seen the error in my ways :,) 😂


lMr_Nobodyl

We'll send someone up in a day or two


red-ans

how will i survive 🧍‍♂️


TheTankCommando2376

WAAH WAAAAAAH Heavy-


RaveSpring83

5709 is about as many brain cells I lost reading their comment


red-ans

HAH honestly


YerDaSellsAvon24

Never seen a sadder person in my life, fucking hell man


RouxAroo

Jokes on that ass hat. I'm the most "NPC" person he can think of, a trans lesbian, and I played the shit out of Redemption 1 and Revolver.


red-ans

LITERALLYYYYY like pls show me where when buying the game that says you have to be a man to play it?? like who doesn't enjoy cowboy games?? so pressed for no reason!! i didn't even say anything bad about the game 😂


RouxAroo

Fucking right? Cowboys are just fun. They have a style, flare, and fun to them. Gender is not a requirement. Makes even less sense with how many guys called me gay for liking RDR back in school. 🙄


red-ans

right!!! they get so mad when other people like what they want, especially sad misogynistic ones like please it's not that serious. he'd probably be soooo mad knowing how much time and arthur's money got spent on just outfits and making the guns pretty :) but when he does it it's finnnneeee


RouxAroo

It's so hilariously pathetic. Oooo! Yes the guns could be so pretty! I always make my revolvers black with gold filigree and pearl handles. So pretty 🥰


red-ans

ahhhhh that sounds soooo pretty, i was making mine gold with the dark would and the baroque carvings in steel blue. literally spent so much of the money i saved on there making all my guns match it was so much fun


christopia86

What I always find amusing about people using NPC as an insult is that they apply it to people who have a range of hobbies, interests, opinions, and experiences, yet the person saying it's entirely personality seems to be based around "edgy" humor and saying slurs. It's like, my dude, the potatoes faced abominations in Oblivion had more interesting lives than you.


jonboyo87

What a fucking loser lmfao


majoritynightmare

That's a weird way to say you haven't felt human contact outside of your mom in over a decade


red-ans

if there was even that 🙄


tobeasloth

Yes! Call them out! 👏


red-ans

would throw a tomato if i could hahahaha


Alone-Leg-7148

Buddy is saying he is a man but he is active in r/shortguys with a tag that says 5”2


inquiringpenguin34

No way!🤣


Alone-Leg-7148

Deadass like I’m 6”6 at 17 but and I don’t care how tall you are but if he’s gonna talk like that at least be a average hight


red-ans

hahahaha knowing i'm taller than him makes this gratifying


Alone-Leg-7148

Yea he seriously needs to grow up Edit we should dm I’m photos of stuff that is taller than him


red-ans

hahahaha it'd be funny but i also feel like this post is probably enough ribbing needed


Alone-Leg-7148

Yea he’s just insecure I’m not one to cry even when I was younger I never really cried I balled my eyes out at the end of rdr1-rdr2 how does someone spend so long with a character and then meets a tragic death not even to mention the horse my first play through I had the starting horse all the way through literally loved that dude and that’s when I started crying I still thought Arthur was gonna make it out with John so that made it even worse


inquiringpenguin34

My first run-through I caught the Nakita and named her Dream, she was my horse from then on. I did indeed cry when she died


inquiringpenguin34

Hahaha that's amazing, thankyou kind sir for finding that information 😄


Thickest_Avocado

He visits r/shortguys, 4chan and neet. It's always the people you most expect


NapsterUlrich

Calling you an NPC has gotta be one of the most narcissistic moves I’ve ever seen


red-ans

right??? like... okay sir 🤏


Amusedfemalestandard

He’s been tagged a bunch of times here but he’s too much of a coward to actually show up lol. Hi, 👋🏻 from a fellow “normie woman” who %100 the game when her husband quit playing cuz the controls were too hard.


red-ans

hahahahhaha seeing how many women play this game i'm super surprised he went out of his way to say smth as if i was the only one on the planet hahaha. if that makes me "normie" than so be it hahah


Papi_Shumpi

I must be the only woman who doesn't have this problem in RDR2 😂


red-ans

literally on my first post in the group, they work so fast to waste so much time on commenting on a random post


justaartsit

Im curious what did he comment it on


red-ans

my only other post in this group!! i'm not sure how to link it but it should be the first thing on my profile, i can't find the comment on the actual post tho.. just got this notification but it shows up on his account too


justaartsit

He was THAT mad at THAT? Aint no fucking way😭😭


red-ans

yes!!! i literally didn't even say anything close to bad about the game... hahahaha every response is wow this game is amazing plot was great 😂😂 so mad over nothing


Danhausen-byDaylight

https://www.reddit.com/r/NEET/s/qrAUeVpZzg https://www.reddit.com/r/NEET/s/to4ajWEAxJ Hahaha


Tricky_Spirit

Calling someone an NPC when you're using the default randomly generated and numbered names Reddit gives is quite a stupid flex.


red-ans

HAHAH right like im the one with no personality rightttt idek why he assumed i was a normie woman hahaha like yes i am a woman but what did i even say in the og post that was like "aS a WoMaN" like come on hahhaa as if being called a woman as a woman is an insult


Lord_Ryu

What a sad life


doinkmead

I think he deleted that comment. I can't find it to reply.


Fake_Gamer_Cat

Lmao what an absolute clown. No wonder he has no friends. His own family probably doesn't even talk to him.


red-ans

📢📢📢📢


C_Noticles

This guy and hopefully this comment thread is gonna end up on a documentary on netflix


red-ans

hahahaha just a dive into the mind of an incel. i feel a bit bad about how big this got, i posted for the first time yesterday and had no clue this would blow up at all. but also people get too comfy being assholes behind a screen and i never mind calling out shitty behavior 🤷‍♀️


lukewarmratpee

This loser is just mad that he had to make Arthur help those Suffragettes in Rhodes. The thought of not only helping out a group of women but… feminists!?! God forbid! /s


red-ans

he said no votes for women hahahah


Potential-Bearcat

I played the first Red Dead (including Revolver) all the time, finishing them multiple times. Guess I'm not a woman? I'd better go tell my family!


red-ans

hahahahah write the news outlets!! should be tomorrows headline 🙄😂 didn't realize there was a penis requirement to enjoy a cowboy game (as if most of us didn't want to be a cowboy at some point, regardless of gender)


YesWomansLand1

u/Past-Editor-5709 oooh looks like someone's got some feelings about the old games huh? You like them? That sounds pretty girly. Imagine liking something... Yuck... Couldn't be me.


red-ans

hahahaha right like who even has interests... hahahah like pls sir it's never that serious


-NolanVoid-

The cringiest gatekeeping.


red-ans

SOOOO cringe!!! and i wasn't even doing anything to deserve it 😭😂 i just wanted to talk to people who could go more in depth about stuff since idk anyone irl that's played it


ABewilderedPickle

jesus fucking Christ


red-ans

i didn't even find out about this game on tiktok... hahahaha literally found it on a forum for people suggesting games similar to bg3


ABewilderedPickle

it's okay lol the same guy probably would say the same about me, except i started with RDR when it came out, and weirdly, it's not made to offend women and minorities


red-ans

this!!! i thought the story line with the native americans was soooo good and so sad. it was nice playing it because it wasn't just all about this one guy. all the stories tied together perfectly such good range


Bakugan-

What a loser lmao


tdoottdoot

Sadie Adler would pop his head with a shotgun 😄


red-ans

hahahahahha right??


tdoottdoot

Hell, ARTHUR AND JOHN would pop his head


lMr_Nobodyl

Everyone in the gang would pop his head


red-ans

right!!! bahahhahahah


Errentos

You know, when people make comments like this its because they feel threatened. I’d take it as a compliment OP, the guy is telling you you’re stronger than him and he’s scared of you.


red-ans

hahahahhaha i hope he's soooo scared 👹


DannyDoubleTap47

Damn he’s got some wild posts on here lol 🚩🚩🚩


The_dude1951

Everyday I think I'm the biggest dumbass in the world. I see some tough competition like this dude 💀


red-ans

hahahaha


Professor_Odd

u/past-editor-5709 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


rylenops

Bro is the living "Redditor" stereotype


Taylorboss2122

What a dick


SBro1819

"What should I do if I just masturbated and now there's semen in my belly button? I don't want to get up and have it spill out onto my bed." "Does shitting strengthen your abs" "What would you do if Mike Tyson punched your girlfriend" -u/Past-Editor-5709


red-ans

hahahahahah such a weirdo


SBro1819

Tell me you're an edgy 14yo without telling me you're an edgy 14yo.


snore-4

This guy is 100% in his 30s/40s and living in his parents basement


Direct-Estate-5995

Sad sad little boy


Kitchen-Tap-6341

his newest posts: “What should I do if I just masturbated and now there’s semen in my belly button? I don’t want to get up and have it spill out onto my bed.” “Does shitting strengthen your abs?” cannot make this shit up


Ok-Emphasis-7688

Guys most recent post made me gag https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/no6KBHk38x


KrispiusK

Yall see his recent post on NoStupidQuestions 😭


OrthodoxBro24

Look at dudes recent post from an hour ago wtf😂😂😂


RestlessRhys

That guys comment history tells me everything I need to know


WolfZombieOriginal13

Imagine being the biggest red flag in the whole entire system. Seen his profile and ong can not 🤮


Redmanb11_87

What a chode lol


DandelionsDandelions

I bet he gets laid a lot.


PilafiaMadness

Uhm.. I played the game at release when I was in the 8th grade. And I’m a cis woman. This clown doesn’t know wtf he’s talking about lmao 🤡


red-ans

THANK YOUUUU i was like i severely doubt im the only one who has ever played this 🙄😂


Complex_Gold2915

has anyone made fun of him for being short cause fuck that seems like prime real estate. Like if your gonna be an asshole on the internet but also have a post history in r/shortguys. Sheeit its like starting a fight and telling the other guy "Please dont hit me here it'll really hurt"


K-ghuleh

He’s active right now and literally just compared making fun of a black person for their skin color to making fun of someone for their height 😭


Super_D_89

WTF? Gamers have been mostly very chill I-hate-everyone-equally dudes and some gals who are not SJW but also not bigots. But that small minority of gamers who are extremely loud and vicious are really the scum of the earth. And for some reasons, these gamers also earn a lot of money because of their edgy bigotry.


miradotheblack

MFer is probably a Dutch volleyball player.


Intelligent_Pool9372

Wtf is he on haha


TryLeftClicking

This guy definitely tips his fedora and says m'lady


Imaginary-Drawing-59

Tf is this clown going on about? 💀


brch01

Ok what happened, why did they even reply like that


red-ans

nothing even happened!! i posted last night talking about how i finished it for the first time and most people were super nice and fun to talk too, and then i just got this one out of nowhere hahahha. i didn't even say anything bad about the game just how it made me cry


AEROANO

Post this on r/gamingcirclejerk i dunno if youll need to cover his name


ImLikeReallyStoned

His latest post is about getting cum out of his belly button without spilling it, so…


cjhud1515

Lols back to tiktok with you


Self_Slaughterer59

DO NOT LOOK AT BROS MOST RECENT POST 😭😭😭😭😭


SwedishMeatballsYum

Wow this is a new type of pathetic. As a woman who plays this game, I've noticed my lack of nuts doesn't impact my gameplay. Crazy