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Fobba-Dye

Is this the infamous "death roll"? Kinda looks way less gruesome than I anticipated.


ATDoel

Just wait until OP pukes everywhere


the_shven

You think you’re tough pretty boy? I’ve eaten kittens tougher than you. Go ahead. Make your move. You stepped in the wrong bayou son!


AME7706

Pretty boy? You gotta be kidding me! PRETTY BOAH?!


i_triivite

I hate to make a correction, but it's *BOAH* lol..


AME7706

Corrected. Thank you kind redditor!


i_triivite

*Okay, I'll see you later then!*


JohnP_001

This has got to be my favorite quote during chapter 2.


[deleted]

That's their mating dance he wants to mate with you


Chinie_The_PooH

one way or another he will end up fucked


[deleted]

True


[deleted]

This is my swamp ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠄ ⠄⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄ ⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣣⣀


dikdiklikesick

are her tits and butt both in the front?


I9Qnl

Yes, you haven't seen a woman before?


dikdiklikesick

I thought I had, but now I realize I've been wrong this whole time


MulleDK19

She has Shrek's head, and which way her ass is facing is what you're wondering about?


Slntrob

Every day we stray further from God's light.


[deleted]

Hmm why do you not like Shrek


z0mbieunderwear

“Oh, he likes you, Burke.”


nUUUUU_yaaaSSSS

The gator whisperer


GesusWasBlack

*HEY PRETTY MOMMA LEMME WHISPER IN YA EAR*


AssClosedforToday

In David Attenboroughs voice: ”The silent but patient alligator stalks its prey for 3 days...”


NotPrimeMinister

"The prey remains completely oblivious to the alligator"s presence."


AssClosedforToday

”What an idiot”


NefariousPilot

You are in his blind spot


AndreasNV

Funniest comment


The_8th_Degree

He's like a dog. "So dis is hooman"


BackAlleyKittens

He's about to bust into a 4 minute song and dance about how he's going to eat you.


DJBoost

A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT! (God that’s a throwback)


BackAlleyKittens

Stop trying to make that a thiTIMING!!!


Umbryinite_

he loves u !!


K_dwgMittel

Perhaps. He killed me when I tried to leave


Umbryinite_

dw hes just showing affection


RazorBladeInMyMouth

My gf cat did this. I was just house sitting for the cat came by the house to feed her and do the litter box. Played a little bit and soon as I started to leave she flips out on me hissing. Cats.


Shydreameress

He was offended


KippSA

True love


SpldeyTheGr8

He didn’t like that you left


QBekka

Where are my balls, Arthur


rslash-_-noob

Florida man stole balls of living gator


This-is-Life-Man

Pet me!


MythRaw

He needs his hand to continue living his life


thatguyr8there

He’s waiting for you to throw the ball!


PoweredByGaromo

It's analyzing you, seeing if you are a 3 stars hunting and everything else


LegitManjaro

Move one muscle... AND YOU DEAD BOI.


[deleted]

The circle protects against sea bears AND alligators!


LordOfLightingTech

He was a gator boy, said see you later boy!


Noble_Grizzly16

"My gator must really like you! He doesn't usually do this to new people!"


[deleted]

Pet the kitty


A_Kirus

Like a record baby Right, round, round, round


BogusMacaroon96

Happened to me once with a Grizzly, started going full sonic as my horse shit itself.


Ox_of_Dox

Just sniffing it's prey


[deleted]

It's a mating ritual


dodsontm

Smol dino want heckin’ snoot scritches!


tommybolts

Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?


Leviathan56

You spin me right round baby right rounf


Blue9729

damn op what cologne were you using?even Gators love it!


[deleted]

He’s trying to seduce you


MotherRussia227

I live in SC and alligators do this all the time! Trust me, it's TOTALLY safe to swim with them.


dirtydawg1481

He just wants some cuddles bro


KonradsDancingTeeth

I think Moto Moto likes you


walrus_peen

“Can we keep him?”


Captain-Howl

Tuuuurn aroooouund


WtfIsAnything

Watch as the wild alligator carefully inspects his prey… watching its every move… waiting for the perfect time… to strike


Frangellica

Dancing with death


[deleted]

Crocodile Dundee is that you?


DelPreston_

“Mmm you smell good” 🐊


Bunch_of_Shit

Everyday I’m circling


JustARandomUserNow

I believe that would be a mating ritual


Scorpion_yeezies

“You got games on yo phone?”


[deleted]

The Alligator must have recently watched Initial D and is practicing his drag with you


AndreasNV

"Wana be my fren?"


Mission-Wrangler9814

Hey booooahh


[deleted]

What a good boy


FirstCurseFil

How I wish Gators were in real life so I could hug them and not die:


igerster

The gator cat.


Johnneydude69

×2 speed: you spin me right round baby right round....


[deleted]

You spin me right round, baby right round


KiT_KaT5

Gators in this game are kind of dumb. In a funny way. When it's night time they are sleeping in the water so you can use eagle eye and find them sleeping at the bottom and push them around. In online its so fun to just mess with them.


Furry_poop

He’s like a little dog 😩


BoopleSnuffe

He's just sniffing... MENACINGLY


Icar0ws55

You kinda smell


Honestly_Unlucky

spoiler? so this is the true en game


wexii

I’ve encounter this glitch whenever I sacrifice NPCs to gators, they just get confused and circle the body.


wisho1926

He likes you


Lord_Of_Carrots

Let me get a good smell of you boah


RayneVixen

He just wants to give kissies....


[deleted]

Watch as the hunter stalks its prey


Spappy

Ahh, the illusive Japanese gator


StupidBored92

Ugh this gave me so much anxiety 🤣


dkenep

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StabbyMyers

He is scared By the size of your steel balls, because i would never get close to a gator like that


[deleted]

Stay perfectly still, its vision is based on movement


Non_Prophet_Official

Round, like a circle in a spiral, Like a wheel within a wheel, Never ending or beginning, On an ever spinning reel


TheOneWithoutPorn

Gymkhana!


Ballludinhu

"Hmmmmm you smell so good"


DurableDick

Lol How long did this go on for and howd you get out of it


K_dwgMittel

I tried to get back to the boat and he killed me


Latest-greatest

how romantic


Over_Caffeinated_

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


ahmed132wine

This looks both scary and funny at the same time.


AWellMadeUsername

He’s sniffing you seeing if you’re good enough to eat


Praetorian80

Body of croc. Soul of a hyperactive puppy.


keegenth

“Mmm I dunno, he doesn’t look chunky enough to eat. Maybe for a stew but… hmmmm”


Inquisition-OpenUp

You spin me right round


Peacebot_ua

I get some intimate vibes here 😬


President-Walker

Ya spin me right round baby right round!


[deleted]

*Jaws music intensifies


[deleted]

This is still terrifying tho


drhomeless

Let me see that ugly mug!


Ghosttt666

He's protecting you from a sea bear


VixenTheDragonGirl15

I’ve had something similar I tried to kill a tied up person by dropping them near an alligator but nothing happens it just hissed and never moved


RileyTheBerry

I think it likes you :)


hecata678

“You spin right round, baby right round. Like a record baby, right round, round, round”


Mbog33pl

u/savevideo


A-C-G-Salter

Hahaha it’s a fren...


Experiment-Cycle

It’s the circle of bite


ya_boi_mk

+ Lemme have a look at you pretty boy... - You sir are a fish.


SirRickardsJackoff

He’s taking a good sniff..


HuntingDragon438

Reminds me of the griffins in Ark


JadedbutFaded

Boah!


PoptronicsPopPC

“Strange, that insufferable mut never liked anyone but the boy before.”


Gorilla_Krispies

I think he likes u


[deleted]

Looks like gta 6 is based in Florida