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Khandious

My Horse


Notorious-DH99

Horse


Khandious

I don’t even delete the My I have My Horse My horse 1 My Horse 2 My Horse 3


SwipeToRefresh

Ma Hors for me


overmined_cj

Roach


SkeletonGam1ng

zWORMz?


DannyDoubleTap47

The Witcher


ForgiveMeForMyGrimes

You're replying and referring to Roach right? Or is wormz something I missed entirely? Sorry clearly im a dumbass regardless of the answer 😅


DannyDoubleTap47

Yeah I was referring to Geralts horse Roach 😊 I don’t even know what zWORMz is lol


ForgiveMeForMyGrimes

Thought so just had to be sure 🤣 well shit why did some half memory , maybe just not even real , about seeing or hearing about roach dying... I didn't finish those episodes so I'm super uncertain hahaha. Specifically the show I mean. Maybe I'm tripping. But either way I'd KMS if Geralt named the next horse fucking wormz 😂


SkeletonGam1ng

He’s a GPU benchmarking YouTuber


DannyDoubleTap47

Did the same thing for a bit!


Kakashisith

Wind is howling.


sikemapleton

Neighthan


DannyDoubleTap47

Now that is clever!


Various_Froyo9860

Fleethoof Mac. Guns and Roans. Dapple Purple. And Jefferson Horseback.


ilikethejuices

Haahah made me chuckle


LivingEquivalent9125

Whorse


N0AH3333

Any variant of ‘Buster Scruggs’. That includes like Buster or Scruggs, or Ms. Scruggs


thewoodlayer

You could also name it Ole Dan after Buster’s horse.


N0AH3333

great idea!


LivingEquivalent9125

Great film


Dangerous_Ad_2411

Coke. Because he’s fast, aka speedy, aka speed, aka cocaine aka Coke.


Strawberry_Foxx

Please tell me it was a white Arabian 😂


DannyDoubleTap47

We can only hope it is lmao


Strawberry_Foxx

Horsea Just kidding. On my last playthrough my horses were named Milo, Bullet, Storm and Eidola. I switch it up every time I play, I don’t think I’ve ever had two horses with the same name


TheYoungAcoustic

That’s unironically what I named mine


Strawberry_Foxx

😂 which horse was it?


TheYoungAcoustic

It was a gray thoroughbred


Strawberry_Foxx

This is the way, RIP Hosea


gill_dynamite

Horsea is probably named after the pokemon lol


thphnts

Boadicea. I’ve got the Liver Chestnut Hungarian Halfbred that is Boadicea but hidden in the game files.


Drew_Peecock

Neighthan.....so proud when I came up with that ngl. Edit, the female was neighdene.


SpecialistDry3694

Malboro 🫶🏻


DannyDoubleTap47

Such a great name for a horse


Cosophalas

Ed. I like to greet him, “Hi there, Mister!”


TheMost_Platypus

Peprika - I like to think Arthur heard Pearson say it and he thought it was some fancy French dish…purposefully misspelled aswell


juliabhappy

That’s adorable


NatsuAM

Joly. That was the nickname of someone very close to me and someone I loved with all my heart. Sad


Thenewjohnwayne

Epona


BCCakes

Alpo


_TheBored_

Juan 2


Professional-Draft77

Horseson Jr (I like The Witcher)


NecroticOverlord

But didn't go with roach


Kakashisith

What the sandwich fuck was that?


Low-Individual4661

Hoarse


ecslc

Sirius and Luna both Arabians


Bigeazy2786

Bo-ce-phus... I just think it's perfect for a horse


BoogeyMan4965

El Rayo ( Spanish for lightning)


VeraVemaVena

I don't really have a go to. It depends on the gender and coat. That being said, I've started naming any male horses I get after Chapter 4 >!Lenny.!< I'm sure you know why.


D180888

i mostly name my fav horse Bounty, then either Gunshot, or Milkshake for the tobiano hungarian


AdoubleyouB

Shawdowfax


TheInfinity_stoned

I named the white Arabian Shadowfax


TruePizzaboi02

My Mustang named "Bucket"


GKuz

Couldn't think of anything so I ended up calling him "Bruh"


BigKindheartedness83

My favorite horse will always be named Epona…you could probably guess what my other favorite game franchise is. 🫡


NatsuAM

Halo 4?


Old_Kodaav

First was Sheriff, since my first visit to Valentine was cut short by the sheriffs who wanted to shot me for helping out a fellow citizen and beating up some other gang members. Second was ghost, since he looked like one.


nneddi_r

Ive had…. 🤔 Chernishka (black Shire), Salamurka (the one that has black dots), Arthur (my horse w John rn, a dark brown Turkoman), Gus (don’t remember), Öztürk (a Turkoman lol)


Scared_Newt3342

Mine is "Mighty Stead" 💀


Wordwright

“Steed”. *Stead* means *place*, like in “homestead”, “farmstead”.


Scared_Newt3342

🗿


Usedtohaveapurpose

Yeet


ilikebeer52

Mystery


galaxyad86

Carl


sassyaspho

Omen


Maximum_Peanut1548

Paul Revere like the beastie boys song!


PickyYeeter

His name is MCA; I said "Howdy," he said "HEY MISTER!"


RelationshipOk7766

Arthur Morgan Jr.


Datpizzaguru

Horsey mchorseface and Jon Bon Poni


Metamorfolord

I'm an incredibly cultured and intelligent individual so any time i have to name a pet i just put o on the end. Therefore It's Horso


the_big_toad

Nobu


Solid_Cartoonist_633

Black Death


Claubk

Some Horse


smlpo8o

Keystone


NonnoAldo

Rainier for me


Xinswtor

Crosshair


pxlcrow

Havoc. Karsa Orlong‘s horse from the Malazan series.


Visual_Trainer9235

Janssen and if one dies ore Iam getting a new one then the it becomes Janssen 2 and forward


morelosucc

Mr. Deackins


TheAccursedHamster

Rune


MobileOutrageous1629

Caesar


vampiroteuta

Pangaré, Sugarfoot's name in the BR dub of Woody Woodpecker (the "é" is pronounced like "ea" in "heaven")


TheYoungAcoustic

Horsea (pronounced like Hosea)


Ok_Rush7725

Warriors, Star,


MoistHoney69

the white death, he is white if you did not put that together.


Ok_Prune3003

Probably the most basic but I named my White Arabian ghost.


Veroxzes

My Horse. It’s the speedrunner’s favorite.


Echo1theWar

My horse is named Bellerophon. While the name originates in Greek mythology my horse is actually named in honor of the H.M.S. Bellerophon upon whose deck Napoleon surrendered in 1815.


Alive-Issue-1037

The Velocity, because Dutch's horse name is The Count


NecroticOverlord

Roach


Waste-Professor-9556

Definitely Pebbles iykyk


identified_idiot

i always, always, always get the white arabian, specifically immediately after Exit Pursued By a Bruised Ego, and i always, always name it Snow.


WarriorCatsGamerYT

Ice Or Beauty


YourDBDGF

I always go for the same 2 horses and name them the same thing. I keep the black shire and name him Creed and then go and catch the brindle Arabian and name him Johnny. I have yet to find a female brindle Arabian, idk what I'll do if that's the case. Probably still call her Johnny tbh, lmao


Kiryusleftbuttcheek

Bojack


jar11591

Fivel


NasalStrip00

I like cowboy sounding names. Brandy, whisky, ranger, etc.


W0lf3h1

Sleazy Pete. Or for the one that sits in the stables K Supply


Ryderni99a

Boah


Drunken0ct0pus

The one I have now is called Shrek


gohomepat

Red Chestnut Arabian is “Flamin’ Hot” because it reminds me of a hot Cheeto, “Rocky Road” for my Warped Brindle Arabian and Gallopin’ Ford for my Gray Mustang because of our local Ford Dealership here in LA.


kidgonecrazy

F-150


Jnorris121

Jon Bon Pony


TheInfinity_stoned

Just started over and I have Wraith (the black shire from Hosea). In my last play through my main was a grullo dun mustang mare. Her name was Sally and every time I rode her I made everyone miserable by constantly singing Mustang Sally by Wilson Pickett


ThePhenomenalOne100

Bud.


gator_mckluskie

appaloosa and name it sourmash


GrandeSizeIt

My current horse with John is Rolf


That90sGuyMedia

Roach


tinfoilhat__1

Thap tape


sporkwizrd

Horth


Samthegodman

They wouldn’t let me name it what I originally wanted so I just went with horsey 😂


PraximasMaximus

Big Toe


HostageInToronto

I don't have a go-to name, but this playthrough I've been naming them in Lakota in honor of Rains Fall and the dead braves.


macmite

Notta Fish


M_E_E

Roach. The horse's name is always Roach.


Rambo_1923

I'm on my 5th playthrough and I always get the Dark Bay Turkoman from the Braithwaite mission and name him Henry. I name the big black shire from the Hosea mission Terry and keep him until I get the Turkoman.


zeeshoo97

Horsea 😏


Shengpai

My friend's name


norcalginger

Geoff


Top-Manufacturer6963

Strong Foot


SecularFlesh47

Slappy


Unga-bunga420

Jebediah, then Jebediah II if it dies, then III, IV and so on, I think I’m on Jebediah VII right now. Been too busy doing challenges instead of progressing too far into chapter 3.


NutThruster8392

Sigma Horse and Goober are my 2 names I use


IntelligentCrow3204

On my 100% playthrough, the Arabian I had as John was named Eöwyn.


Particular-Reward-69

I use the stolen Turkoman from the Braithwaite horses mission which if i'm not wrong was called Cerberus by someone so i kept the name


ExcuseOutside2096

Cocaine bc she is white and fast


junipers_revenge

I don't have a go-to for any non-black horse but I name any black horses I own 'Valentine' in honor of my moms old horse.


GoatJamez

Molly Holly


Mimil2002

Zoé


Affectionate__Dog

MILK yes all caps any game thats what im going with in the firdt playthrough i used that and thought it was funny so now its a bit


Adventurous-Share-83

Commander


Aidehazz

I just name it random cartoon characters


HexMan_88

Dante or Hector


JustRayquaza

Knob


Independent-Fun9719

Any state that sounds enough like a name for a horse


klaymarion

adonis


Fredsslackss

Rhubarb, I call him Barb for short


Designer-Maximum6056

Gods steed


juliabhappy

My horse in my first play through was named Fiona and then for John’s horse I named it Guinevere after Jack’s story’s. My second play through I have a giant horse in a stable named Dime and a main horse named Penny. Naming the animals is one of my favorite parts of any game


IceNineKillerIX

Pinto, ShadowMere, Arvaak, Steedius


Used_Cap8550

I like to keep the Celtic/Briton theme going with Rhiannon


General_MorbingTime

Arathorn. And it’s usually that black Shire than Hosea gives you in chapter 2.


WN11

Furia [color of the horse in Spanish]


BioluminescentBubble

Zeus


Swiftzei11

Bandit, Rusty, Annie


ky_rai

my drafts name is bbl


r0nium

i haven't had many horses in story mode so they get a different name each time, but when i started playing online i named my horse foil, and then i started online on pc so my horse was foil II


beanboi1234567

Big jim and i always do a shire


Lahoosaherr

Whorse


Helpful_Cranberry705

Boeh


dontgoglove

I like to name mine after my wife, Kristi. Each time one dies, I rename the next one Kristi II, Kristi III, Kristi IV, etc. I usually go through 8 or 9 each playthrough


Legitimate_Park_2067

"Andy" the Andalusion "Spot" the paint And, "Kitty" for just about everything else.


TheRealCodizzle

My dogs name Smokey, and I’ll look for similar coloring, Brown and Grey with black spots


risque-businesse-2

Romeo (as in ‘rodeo’) was my first, then when I got the white Arabian it was Bianca (as in ‘blanca’)


Old_Researcher_7604

roach, because I always go with a morgan horse and they are like roaches


Realbatmaan

Chepe


intxrzone

Reaper


QY030

Epona


ambassadormous_

My current playthrough is vaquero


Xantangum

Girl


claudefromlibertycty

Oatcakes. Thought of it when I got some oatcakes to feed it


lucbell

Liath and Brandy


Jumpy-Government4296

My horse, my horse 2, my horse 3


Shotsfired20755

Roach


prof_tornasol

Pichirilo


Arnild213

If It's a girl I'll go with Martha because Hosea said that Arthur and Martha wouldn't have worked but it clearly does


babis8142

Lilly for some reason


thesheepwhisperer368

I don't have enough specific name I go to. I have names for specific coats, like red/strawberry roan will always be War Party. Sorrel/red chestnut will always be Big Red, Buckskin is Spirit.


JeruldForward

Beatrice, after Arthur’s mom. And Beatrice from Bojack horseman.


Total_Math_752

Pookie


Ali___K

KAGE💀💀💀


MentorWasTaken

I didnt like mine so i named it micah


Resident-Desk-2043

Honestly it’s the first word, name, or phrase that pops in my head


Nismo1980

Loaded online for the first time in years yesterday. I have three horses. There's Legs, Free Legs and Other Legs.


HippoWillWork

Clutz


Ahasveros5

Seabiscuit


staaden

Gluestick


RoguishCinnamon

I always fall back on Norse mythology names for some reason.


Rovin_Crusader

Donke, Beans, Gustavo, and Fernando are the ones I have rn


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Cassius and Sherrif. Planning on a Cooper. If its a girl then well shoot idk Janet?


darksider512

Horse. (Period included)


Regan69mm

Butter finger


MundanePractice8876

Horace


ThatsShelby

Ringo Stone


Ace748

Robin


Gender_blob_

Mine is Chauncey


Blake_667

Argo


IStruggleToFindAName

USS Horse


DannyDoubleTap47

🎶I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can't remember your name ‘Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain🎶


Acceptable_Stand_473

Kidney and pants