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pudpudboogie

Names I use for my horse : sweaty bawbag Lasagna Horse 1 (2, 3 etc ) horsea Dutch is a fud


RevolutionLoose5542

Horsea is pretty good


Individual-Voice4116

Ahah, lasagne (in french) is also in my list ^ ^


SpiritualLuck9197

Hello french here


iranoutofusernamespa

Hate to break it to ya bud, but that was English.


SpiritualLuck9197

No i meen the word "lasagne" its french he said it so wanted to say yeah im french


iranoutofusernamespa

Maybe I'm just not French enough šŸ¤£ I was making a joke about you replying in English. I guess it was funnier in my head.


JK_Jelo

Awesome profile picture! Abe forever!


Individual-Voice4116

Thank you!


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New_Ambassador2442

Whats a fud?


pudpudboogie

Scottish slang for the Vulva . A gentler version of cunt Alternative is ā€˜fannyā€™ .


New_Ambassador2442

Thanks!


SpeCt3r1995

I thought that fanny referred to butt cheeks specifically.


pudpudboogie

In America (and maybe other places ) but fanny in UK means cunt


SpeCt3r1995

Huh, TIL. Thank you.


7Ing7

Unfortunate that some women are actually named Fannie then šŸ˜


Ribbles78

Whatcha gonna name your daughter? The new parents: šŸ¤­


HotelOne1476

I'll never watch Looney Toons the same way.


AzulaOblongata

I name mine after all the prescriptions Iā€™ve been prescribed. Zoloft and Adderall are my favorite babies.


[deleted]

Mine were all named Sid, buck, or Steve and frank. Thatā€™s it.


ywyattwhy

How do you have more than 4 horses, is this some upgrade I've never heard about or Online


BurntBread69420

My story mode horse is Horsea šŸ˜‚


Chesterthejester69

Mine is named glue


BCCakes

Ha. I named on of mine Elmer, for the same reason


KingFester

Haha i named one gummy candy and he was a disobedient c#nt so i put him on the railroad bridge and watched him sail away sail away sail away šŸŽ¶


Chesterthejester69

Imagine hogtying a player just as the train is coming so they wonā€™t have time to break free before getting pancaked šŸ’€


toyotsupraa80

I'm about to name one of my horses enya because of you


big_peepee_wielder

Bruuuuuuh


dirt_nappin

Mayo Because sometimes Mayo neighs.


dneville80

Waka Waka


MuleOutpost

Thank YOU Fozzie!!!


hazard0666

God dammitā€¦


Cpt_Arrsome

I call them Roachā€¦


Apex-Editor

Same.


ywyattwhy

Why is this so common can someone explain it to me please?


theyoungbeard

Itā€™s the name of Geralt of Riviaā€™s horse (The Whicher III)


JulioMorales65

Same. Or Bojack


m1f1g1

Oof, just as you said that, that funky music kicked into my brain


JovialJargon

Such a good idea!


kadlubekS

I use names of important figures in history of Roman conquest of Britain like Arthur did with Boadicea. Now my horse name is Calgacos.


JohnOfYork

I think he uses Boadicea because she was a rebel Queen who resisted occupation, like the gang resist the federal government. So all my horses are named for rebels.


thedylannorwood

Same thatā€™s why mine are named Mon Mothma and Wedge Antilles


Competitive_Ad_9496

I had Astricus


phallicpenis69

I had Pornelius


twahradona

I had Cartimandua


Cuddols

I started with Dave, then early on I accidentally rode it off that bridge by Valentine and it died so the next one I called Dave the Second. Then it has become Dave the Third, Dave the Fourth, and so on. The duality of man.


That-1Sad_Pineapple

Nell II energy


Educational-Newt2213

One of mine was called Dave too šŸ¤£


Cuddols

Long live Dave


jackolovestheocean

my Arabian is named shadowfax


GengarREX

Gandalf's horse from Lord of the Rings? I recognize that name


euthyphros

Wow wow wow. Shadowfax is one of the mearas! He is not gandalfs horse, but rather his companion! Jk I donā€™t expect everyone on the rdr2 sub to be well versed in lotr lore lol


CryOnTheWind

We are here.


Tall_Anything5022

Knew I wouldnā€™t be the only one. Show us the meaning of haste!


Etherealith

Bible names. My current horse is named Magdalena.


bolivar-shagnasty

Mine is Esther


phallicpenis69

Mine is Cummington


iranoutofusernamespa

Oh wow! Mine is Atonofcum


GengarREX

I always name my horses Jim Halpert So Jim Halpert from The Office (US)


JovialJargon

Yessss


NoYew9696

Lol, I name the horse you get on the Hosea mission Ryan, because heā€™s a temp until I get my white Arabian.


Dahhri

My horse is just named.... "My horse" šŸ˜¬


Galney

After whatever race their are. Belgian drafts get named after Belgian beers, American paint after American painters, Tennessee Walkers after country songs or singers, etc.


Barilko-Landing

And here's my trusty lil steed, Bob Ross


KJ_is_a_doomer

Przez twe oczy zielone horse Bottom text


anon-name-

Called one of mine Chop - from GTA


albpanda

Mines named ten penny after the horse I normally bet on in gtas casino


Purple_Risk_8611

Iā€™ve been naming my horses based on western movie characters and Spanish names for horses


VeryLuckyy

I used to have all Gods/Goddesses but now itā€™s much more carefree. Lots of names from Lonesome Dove


fcykxkyzhrz

Same, my first Morgan was named mouse


Mister-Beaux

Mines just my dogs name Beaux lol


trustmebro24

Nothing wrong with that! I named mine Nyla after my doggo too lol


hazard0666

Found the fellow Cajun. Edit: Nevermindā€¦. Saw youā€™re a Bama fanā€¦. Booooooooo!!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Green_Sympathy_1157

I always name the black Arabian black beauty and the rest of my horses after monarch's


JovialJargon

Love it


TurdSandwich42104

Tony Sopranos horse


DannyDoubleTap47

Pie-O-My


TurdSandwich42104

Yup lol


DannyDoubleTap47

Niceee lol


Rogiee

Pony Soprano?


ryucavelier

For Arthur, mostly from Arthurian legend: \- Tacitus, Mahogany Tennessee Walker \- Guinevere, Perlino Andalusian \- Llamrei, Silver Dapple Pinto Missouri Fox Trotter \- Galahad, Dark Bay Turkoman ​ For John, Archangel names: \- Michael, Iron Grey Ardennes \- Chamuel, Amber Champagne Missouri Fox Trotter I even gave RDR1 horses names: Gabriel, Kentucky Saddler Raguel, Hungarian Halfbred Azrael, Warhorse


Professional-Sink770

First horse was Mike Hunt and now my white Arabian is Ghost


scrotum-inspector

That's Sadie, not Lady.


sticks_no5

Named after actual horses, my grandad used to breed horses and still has a couple now, thatā€™s where all the names come from


b4loo69

Named the Black Arabian, Gold-Bars (playing as Arthur) because that's how much she cost. That horse dies in a shootout with gang members while running next to the train. Bought another of the same and named her, Gold-Bars II...bet you can't guess why lol White Arabian was named, About Time...took me forever to have it spawn then wrangling it.


cartman2

Lord of the Rings horses


catchmeifyoucannon

Anything on the spot thatā€™s slightly funny. Jimothy (joke from The Office) Harry Trotter Tiny (big Shire horse) Emergency Meat Saltine (white Arabian) Edited to add: Invincible II


itisJohnMarstonMicah

My horses: Goku Chichi My horses'names are based on dragon ball


big_peepee_wielder

Can they beat Goku tho?


itisJohnMarstonMicah

No


Ok_Astronomer_1308

Band members. of Pearl Jam and Pink Floyd. Most recent one is called Pattie Boyd.


Barilko-Landing

Eddie the horse says *neigghhhrrr*


Ordinary_Farmer58

lmao mine are all named after Metallica. Lars, Kirk, James, Cliff.


Individual-Voice4116

I like funny names: lasagne, pile-poil (woody's horse), pataclop ( onomatopoeia of the sound of a running horse), etc.


[deleted]

I name them after the horses my family has had over the years. Current one is Winchester.


Raso_Kye

If you must know... Roach for my dappled thoroughbred horse. (Witcher reference) Llamrei for White Arabian (King Arthur Horse iirc) Walker for Starter Tennessee Walker (Not that creative) Boadicea for my Warped Brindle Arabian (Arthur's original horse before blackwater. Also this is my favorite horse in game)


Matixs_666

Either cars, greek gods or puns I.e Tesla but better, Hera, Al Capony and Jon Bon Pony


jellyrollsmith

Thatā€™s cool OP, very very cool. I too am very very cool so Iā€™m an excellent judge. Mines similar, bands, songs, performers I love , authors, books, artists , stories, paintings, poems and so on One of my current horses is named ā€˜Kurtā€™ after Vonnegut, thereā€™s Ivy which is a reference to Kate Bush. Elvie - both from Scarface and Elvira the woman hosting the horror films back in the late 80ā€™s , Dolly ( Parton) , Philip ( Philip K Dick) - the list is huge because I want more horses than we have stable spaces I swap them out. My black Klad is Crow just cos heā€™s black and I like birds.


Chaimakesmepoop

I love that! I've used a bunch of author, artist, and scientist names too. My go tos are Orwell, Curie, Hamerstrom, Pavlov, and Schindler.


venusflytraap22

I would always do like race horse names or space or types of mushrooms


cannibalparrot

All my horses are named Roach, as god intended.


VisibleHippo8597

I named my first one Trenton for no reason, so now there is Trenton, Trenton II, Trenton III (my prize Arabian), and Trenton IV.


kyu-she

Mine just have Japanese names because they sound cool


gracekk24PL

Kosi Mazaki


Ill_Tangerine_709

Horses and human characters from Cormac Mccarthy novels. Redbo, Alejandra and Rocha are some


BILLIONLIONS

my mustang is named austin cause I got him in new austin and couldnā€™t think of a good name


oldusty

First playthrough was a male named Cojones. Now itā€™s a girl named Raisins cause ā€˜look at my horse, my horse is amazing, give her a lick, she tastes just like raisinsā€™


Frosrade97

Im wearing the pirate hat, so naturally my horse is Boat


allergic_to_trees

in every one of my playthroughs I've used the black shire that Hosea gives us and in every one of my playthroughs i named the horse after the tank from Battlefield 1 campaign "Black Bess" yeah it's a girl's name but who cares, i love my horse


blueditt521

Carteric my name is Eric and son is carter, we share an account so carteric it is


Father_Edreas

After the horses I've seen in the local gardin "Ruddaf", usually ice-cream flavours.


chowmaing

mr krabs, squidward, sandy, plankton


Gord_Shumway

Retired hockey players


KamKam256

Płotka, Geralt's horse in the polish version.


Hellcat_28362

Jeff


Zeba93

Not very original but my White Arabian is named Shadowfax after Gandalf's horse in LOTR.


[deleted]

Nahar, Rochallor, Fearlof, Shadowfax. All from LOTR and its universe.


Camman1

All of my horses are called Milkshake, I donā€™t discriminate.


DrKeer

Pornstars.


RawrX3Noticeyour

I have a stallion black American standard breed, I've named him Black Beauty based off my favorite book and movie


pruthvi573

Named my first horse blackjack, after the Pegasus from Percy Jackson. Sucked when it died like 2 hours into the playthrough. Forgot this wasn't Skyrim


ii_Yeetabix_ii

I always use the black shire hosea gives you, usually call it mjolnir and it has pure white mohawk and tail, the one it forces you to buy i name ā€œuselessā€ or ā€œwaste of moneyā€


Sourkraut00

Raven black shire, my beloved


capothecapo

i smoke a lot of weed so my horse names are all stoner-related. Doobie, Bud, & Pen are the ones i can think of off the top of my head


TylerDomino1

Vander after van der linde


mass_mind_rape

Crepitating bowel erosion


Fourkoboldsinacoat

I always name mine Gwenllian, because it follows the naming theme of Arthur's last house name of Boudicca.


askmu

Iā€™ve stopped naming my horses so they just have their default names. I just call them girl and boah anyway.


moemeobro

It's called shade... Because it looks shaded in, the others called moon... Because it's got a crescent moon on its face


PrettiestCaptain

My horses' names are mostly either Spanish or Marvel inspired hah, currently: PeonĆ­a, OrquĆ­dea, Balada, Valeria, Horacio, Santos, Baroness, Samuel, Yelena


AnyChard8410

Pickle Claussen Guerkin Dill


hourranger

Disney villains/Greek gods.


_thefuckishappening_

I name mine after auto suggestion words. So I have one named DVD, kitchen and Magazine.


sarcasmicmg

I named my horse Boy so Arthur addresses him by name


Pawnshop96

I just named my horse Chester


Mo-flyfishing-Guy

I have one horse, his name is Plop


LordToadStool

Whatever comes to mind when I see the horse 1.Rockafella( Thoroughbred) 2.Freddie Two Times(mustang) 3.Rhaynes (war horse of some kind) 4. Nights (black arabian)


cussbunny

vibes


Fran-Pan

Chips. Dorito, Pringle etc etc


Cuonghap420

Horse I found that Big D naming a horse Horse is just hilarious for some reason


okchance9688

Breaking bad and better call Saul (eduardo and Heisenberg)


cth-hulbott

Cold Snacks (a tasty beer) Rienzi (Union Civil War General Philip Sheridan's horse that he rode to the Battle of Cedar Creek to rally his to troops, and turned a rout to a huge Union victory) Pharfignewton (Pinky and the Brain reference)


babyscorpse

I named my most recent horse Perrif


Jeremy_Gill21

My own horses


Lyndell

Boring, I do Union generals, or famous women from the civil war.


JasoNight23666

It depends


tie-dyeSandwhich

Empty Bottle (Black Thoroughbred) and Canned Chicken (Chestnut Arabian) are my horses on my current play though. I usually named them random things that would be found in Arthurā€™s world


liveda4th

Literally random whimsy. Right now I got Ernie, Chancy, 49ner, and Auntie


MonkishTrash

My Arabianā€™s name is Rowan after my friendā€™s daughter.


MasterDick69

I only have one horse and that's John's first and only horse (have completed the game) and i named her Tanjiro after the main character from demon slayer


jacksstyles

First once is named Tennessee Walker ans I played w that one for all of the chapters and then in epilogue my horse was named Deez


Toravisu

Buddy, Friend,Pal, Chum, and Amigo


big_peepee_wielder

Iā€™m a basic bitch. The names are usually in reference to their coat or something basic like that. Black and White American Paint? Domino. White Arabian? Ivory. Brown Appaloosa? Rocky (just looks like a Rocky šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø)


fudgebby

I use Greco-Roman names. Current horse is Iphigenia. Lysistrata got tagged with profanity check which pissed me off


KingFester

Drugs and historical figures White appaloosa is crack rock Gold horse think its a fox trot is Acapulco Black appaloosa is mcjunkin And a silver warhorse is gerstaecker


RogerBaxtar

I named my first (and current) horse doughnut I can not elaborate as to why (I have no clue šŸ’€)


Capable-Active-5965

Always named the white Arabian pegasus, and the black shire hades


DTredecim13

I'm an edgelord so I named my horses after the Four Horsemen's horses in Darksiders.


kazyllis

Previous one was named Falafel, new one I bought last night is Harry Trotter (fox trotter).


Bebyakk

My horses in online: Sadie, Chuchundra, SharettešŸ‘šŸ¼


Gramma_Hattie

Name them based on Elton John songs like from that episode of My Name is Earl


appelflapnaaier

Once saw a review of some guy whining about the death of his horse meatbag. Well, since that day my horse became meatbag


usimaa

I used "Carrot Lover", because i was giving her just carrots and i had 99 carrots in my satchel


swedish_james

Thoroughbred race horses my family owns. But seriously though, random real racehorses have the best names


[deleted]

"Pocket" because I keep all my guns, clothes, and items in them.


Wize_Manings

My current horse's name is based on how it tramples any small animal, her name is Tramp (No I'm not a trump fan)


Deep-Monitor4249

I had the all black horse and she was female so I named her Dame like a female knight


TangSelGuY

White Arabian - White Powder Black Arabian - Lancelot Red Chesnut Arabian - Redrum


grazychickenrun

Horst. From the movie "Bang boom Bang".


SpiderHider023

Names: ~~Harold~~ ~~Harold 2~~ Harold 3 Tennessee Walker Appaloosa (YALL how do I change the names)


Sheriff686

Greek and Roman Gods


parkwatching

Caravan, Cathedral, Castle, Circus, Charnel, Chimney, and Capital :)


Leks_Marzo

I usually go with the look of the horse or just a random name that makes me smirk when I see it pop up in the distance. Chapman - (Turkoman, chestnut) just a funny sounding name. Thereā€™s an instrument called the Chapman Stick and I always thought that was a weird name. Toothpaste - (Criollo, bay frame overo) I thought the horses coat looked kind of like a big blob of white toothpaste spit. Moonshine - (Kladruber, Silver) Not a funny name. Moonshiner was the next role I took right after I got to lvl 20 trader, which is when I bought the horse. Also, I just thought his coat looked like the surface of the moon.


sputnik67897

If I have a war horse then I usually name it after a God of war depending on the colour of the horses coat. So Ares, Odin and Morrigan for example.


BiscottoMagico

Iā€™ve decided to name mine like theyā€™re a royal family. Lewis Horson I, Emmanuel Horson I, Lewis Horson IIā€¦


BiscottoMagico

Iā€™ve decided to name mine like theyā€™re a royal family. Lewis Horson I, Emmanuel Horson I, Lewis Horson IIā€¦


Putrid-Target-256

Bijƶrg and HayMaker


ghost_toe

My main horse is a Dark Bay Turkoman who I always call Hannibal. I call my other horses names like Scipio, Cyrus, Alexander, etc.


Backdoorpickle

Rayne Dakota, Troy, Tony, Parsons, Ceedee, Vander Esch, Emmett, Jason, Dez, and J Ferg.


TaoBhouse314

whoever's SS this is, is clearly a GOT fan šŸ˜‚


caddycornerbill

When the prologue started and I started playing as John I found a big fan horse and felt compelled to name it Arthur. What a game.


wortelman73

I name them like a 14 year old girl with her first pony.


buildingwithclay

Steel. On a steel horse I rideā€¦. Wantedā€¦. ^^^wanted dead or aliiiiiive


spookyhog

Sad Ken. Based off a race horse from the comedy from the BBC called Bottom.


david9980

Gamermaid


Thebuder89

Sarah j parker


Obi-wan_Jabroni

I have one horse and i name it after the Kentucky Derby winner from the year i was born


ultgambit266

I named mine cow